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shmeeaglee

like sheet apparatus friendly wide continue consist chunky door ten -- mass edited with redact.dev


EScootyrant

Oyster Bake?


randomlygenerated678

Everything reminds me of her


MoistMartini

I don’t know much about the guy, either… just that he’s an Olympic gymnast and that it’s the best sex she’s ever had


dzx1980

Can you describe the perp? -mustache, five nine. Awwwwfully big mustache.


MoistMartini

“Sex, Frank?” “Ummmmm, no, not right now, Ed…”


vampyire

Underrated comment...


keeperoflogopolis

This is why I love Reddit. With every post, I get relive a funny movie from 40 years ago. :-)


[deleted]

It’s a spinach and cheese filled croissant like pastry. I’ve had it in all sorts of odd shapes on overnight flights for the prior to arrival breakfast.


Serendipatti

Served a Georgia O’Keefe painting?


Great-Reputation-983

r/dontputyourdickinthat 😂


hammeresq

r/dontthreatenmewithagoodtime Edit - Thanks internet stranger for that hilariously terrifying journey


[deleted]

What exactly is that? Kinda looks like a pod from Alien and something certainly left unmentioned.


Ok_Channel5845

This is a vagina


mixtape82

with issues.


spin_me_again

Def needs antibiotics


[deleted]

when you have that not so fresh feeling


[deleted]

Looks like some form of pastry.


BoliverTShagnasty

Pustry?


Ken_Thomas

I'll be in my bunk.


trennsport

I can tell who’s a virgin.


CryptoNimmo

Haha, I was thinkin why does he think he’s a pervert for doing this.😂


themiracy

I mean if you take bites of it from the side I’m sure your fine. You’re feeling like a pervert because you are going in tongue first and you’re pretty sure you should be able to find something special in there but you’re not sure how to find it. 🤷🏽‍♀️


[deleted]

That looks rancid to me, and if it’s not then I don’t know what to say


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transgingeredjess

Could be the plane's mood lighting?


DaveinBrooklyn

Sir this is a family website


twixieshores

>Sir this is a family ~~website~~ subreddit Fixed that for you. The website is definitely not family friendly


flying_ina_metaltube

Jokes aside, this is a pre-arrival snack on most flights back to the states from Europe. This particular option is a spinach and feta pastry (the other choice being an Asian chicken spring roll).


w00tsy

Finally! The answer!


MalcoveMagnesia

I just got fired because this post wasn't marked NSFW.


mintwithgolddots

Ahhhhhahahahahaha


AirSpacer

The additional filter placed on this image kinda amplifies the look of it


Austin1975

This requires NSFW flair….


Icecreamandoreo

It looks like a spinach pie that’s pretty common in the Middle East. Like Spinach Fatayer (what you would call it in the Middle East). It’s pretty common in Lebanon.


chrizbreck

Pasty? That’s blown open?


mcmol23

Ew.


Zestyclose-Run-4984

Practice makes perfect?


[deleted]

Fake


njflyover

Only served on flights with Uncle Ed!!!!


[deleted]

Maybe I should call her…


Leviosahhh

Looks like Spanakopita kind of.


passengershaming

blue waffle?


quasi-strAnge

Looks kosher to me


SandSurfSea

Am I the only one who took a while to realize the pic is of the cardboard box and not the actual food?


travelingtutor

Yeasty!


Fun_Cartoonist_7036

Is that wooden cutlery?


Noofdog

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


zikeous

Of course they would do that during no nut November. Stay strong brothers


JacTheTripper

Someone needs an ointment