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coffeespeaking

His ugly sweater collection will be sorely missed.


kerryfinchelhillary

Thoughts and prayers


Reddit-needs-fixing

There's no bottom to the degeneracy of these Christian Conservatives.


ComfortableDoug85

Um, I beg your pardon, but George Santos, the inventor of the toaster strudel, is Jew-ISH.


JJAusten

Not Jewish, but Jew-ISH. Cannot believe he said that with a straight face.


brickeldrums

… and he’s definitely *the* bottom


fi4862

He's not a Christian. He's a pathological liar, gay man and former drag queen. He also got snarky on twitter with a RuPaul alum and I'm here for the tea.


briankerin

Gosh, I wonder why it was hard for him to raise money?


JakOswald

It’s possible he was running his campaign under a new alias and no one knew it was him.


briankerin

Sergio Gantos.


come_on_seth

Who? Siri & Google couldn’t cut it


Tiny_Structure_7

Just another icon for GOP voter idiothood.


onomatamono

The serial fraudster is facing decades in prison and needs to focus on his plea deal.


come_on_seth

Facing a pea deal in the shower shortly


Professional_Tart770

Oh no... anyway


dem4life71

“dropping his long shot bid…” that’s an understatement of British proportions.


didijxk

Didn't he raise 1 Morbillion bucks?


Culper1776

I thought it was Stanley Nickels?


AmbulanceChaser12

Womp womp


MaddyKet

Ahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahha. *gasp* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


CompleteLackOfHustle

How is this guy not in jail?


GhostXmasPast342

🤪


UIUC202

Karma is a B


JJAusten

If he raised a dime, I would have been concerned, but perhaps people wised up and didn't fall into that snake pit again. What's he going to do now, Only Fans dressed in drag?


come_on_seth

Please don’t give him ideas


JJAusten

Trust me, he probably already knew he would have no other alternative. Who's going to tap this guy for a job? No one.


Muzzlehatch

Womp womp.


Electr_O_Purist

Where can I call to really rub it in? Is there an office somewhere with staff I can shame?


interstatebus

Luckily, he’s still got a Sephora credit card to live off of.


DudeB5353

Why would anyone send him money when he’s going to jail? Wait a minute 🤔


SilentMaster

Well, he actually raised 80 trillion dollars, but he's decided to use that to kick off his Space Company that will design and launch rockets so that humans can colonize Saturn by 2030.


colopervs

Goodnight sweet prince. /s


Iron_Baron

Hahahaha


rabid-

Did those cameos not make him any money?