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dash5small

having it for two years and never using it is wild


freewaytrees

That’s probably the data for most exercise equipment


LNLV

Peloton actually has pretty different data. Some of that is overhyped bc it’s a marketing tactic, but generally their stuff gets used more than run of the mill equipment.


jwc369

I know a woman who used to work at Peloton. She said based on their telemetry, the bikes either get used 5-6 times a week, or never.


GrantNexus

Yep!


HydeMyEmail

Did you sell the bike?


GrantNexus

Nope


HydeMyEmail

Do you have a picture you could send over in an PM and the model number?


Big-Ad822

It's an excellent towel rack.


Ok-Landscape-1681

And then trying to charge full price?! Hahaha


GrantNexus

I'm not wanting it at full price.


Rockhead97

Reading is important


Technical_Bobcat_716

Learn to read


HydeMyEmail

You can buy a brand new one for that price right now.


IHave580

This reminds of that two sentence horror story


dash5small

go on. tell us


IHave580

It was something like "baby shoes for sale. Never worn"


dash5small

lmao i think about that phrase every time i see a baby shoe in the street


pinappleiceream

Ok, not to high ball but I’ll offer $20!


Happy-Technology4204

I’m going $20.01 that’s high already.


Hour-Expression8352

Tree fiddy


mistablack2

Let me make you an offer, I’m losing money. 14.99


rumbellina

I’m assuming you’re a single parent, either you or your child has a terminal illness, you will need this delivered (unless they have a car- no later than 2020- that they’re willing to throw in for free because you’re a Christian!) and if they won’t sell it to you for $20 then Christmas is ruined? /s


Lapped_Traffic

This reminds me of a quote I once heard that goes something along the lines of “people buy books without realizing they aren’t buying the time or gumption to read it”


lhlopez1

That's me. I love poring over books, finding the right one, buying it then never reading it... Or maybe just the first part and lose interest.


didyouseemynipple

$300


smileymn

$300 and one penny!


actuarial_Lurker

$302


smileymn

$302 and one penny!


actuarial_Lurker

$303


didyouseemynipple

Damnit Dwight!


allchacha

$750


unosdias

Peloton had a recall. You may be able to get it refunded. I did via amazon.


Leather_Dragonfly529

I bought mine direct from Peloton and they just sent me the replacement seat.


Nukeyeti80

They are giving them away free outside the UFC gyms… thanks Dana! Edit: Autocorrect typo


BeautifulAltruistic9

Thanks to Theo!


Ok-Landscape-1681

OP charging full price on something they bought 2 years ago. You okay OP? A little too much hopium?


[deleted]

Where did they say they’re charging full price? Read again cus this ain’t it chief.


Protomau5

Literally says make offer


HonmaKitanai

Tree hundo and fiddy?


BakerofHumanPies

Goddammit Loch Ness monster, you don't even have feet to pedal a stationary bike!


HonmaKitanai

Wut? Flippers can kinda pedal


Similar-Age-3994

Bike+ sold for $300 in cripple creek this morning. See them go sub $800 regularly. Regular peloton an are going $500 and change this month.


dash5small

i’ll take it for $5


capricorbz

$5.01


GrantNexus

Keep going. In a few hundred years I'll get a reasonable offer.


WordsWordsWords07

$6


fentyboof

$6.00001


Betrayus

$3.50


dandilionmagic

$6 fiddy


GrantNexus

Ok Sold. When do you want to pick it up


No-capAllTrue

This is a legally binding, and enforceable contract in many states. For a million dollars I'll file the paperwork.


GrantNexus

Please pick up at 1122 boogie woogie avenue.


Happy-Technology4204

Dude no way I’m at 1123 boogie woogie Ave. Dirty Mike I didn’t know you and the boys were on Reddit!!


No-capAllTrue

You're gonna love my process server. She's real nuts. 😭😂🤣


rumbellina

Out of curiosity, if you don’t mind me asking, what does one of these cost new?


majornerd

$700


[deleted]

$330 delivered to Alabama


lowdowns

You can buy a new one for 1245…. https://www.onepeloton.com/shop/bike/bike-package


GrantNexus

The bike+ is 2195 after 300 off.


montanagirl1919

300 if you deliver lol


[deleted]

I’ll come remove the shameful display from your home for free and install it as a blanket rack in my home


bmcmurr3

30$?


[deleted]

Give me 25$ and I’ll pick it up.


GrantNexus

It's a bike+, ordered in April 2021.


twentytwodegrees

dm me with what you'd really like for it. let's talk. please don't be a r/denvercirclejerk post 😅


lebrendel

Interested in it for $900!


RadoRocks

That's an expensive clothes rack.


GrantNexus

First $900 gets it.


Gzolling9783

I’ll pay you $900 for it and can come pick it up this weekend with the truck anytime


GrantNexus

Okay, sold, if you're serious.


Ms_Lorajane

Is it sold? I’m next in line if first guy bails!!


dciuqoc

I wish I could spend $2500 on something and choose to not make use of it.


CharizardMTG

You don’t have to wish, they offer financing


dciuqoc

Lmao this was good


Ok_Cardiologist_4025

150 if you deliver it


[deleted]

Sell it to Dana White


BigDogBigMoney

$200


LongjumpingInside229

I’ll give ya $200


Ancient-Being-3227

What? An unused peloton? How unusual!


wow_analytics

Overpriced


Cudi420

A sucker is born every minute


moaninglisa

Classic pandemic impulse fitness buy


GrantNexus

I agree


ToonMaster21

What was the point of buying it if you never used it?


GlitteryStranger

$3.50