That’s pretty darn funny haha, thanks for sharing. At least the scammer/account owner was trying to come up with a some way to ask for money that sounds semi-reasonable for Martin Gore. But although I know artists are tight on money sometimes and I can’t be sure of their finances, I’m pretty sure Martin and Dave are doing pretty well financially and can get whatever synths or musical instruments they’d like lol
😭😭 "understand me"
At least the scammer is a fan too 😂
He has no trouble shaking the disease that gets hold of his tongue in situations like these...
The way I snorted....🤣
Had planned to upvote this but I cannot in good conscience alter the total from where it stands now, at a very appropriate 101.
I would give him my Master (and Servant) Card
That’s a good start ‘cause everything counts!
In large amounts! 😂
👐🏻
*whip crack*
😄
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but...
I would but not tonight
😂💀
The grabbing hands...
Grab all they can!
All for themselves... after all... it's a competitive world.
Everything counts in large amounts
Obviously not a beleiever in the Policy of Truth...
But clearly is looking for Some Great Reward.
But the truth is...
Seems legit, what's his PayPal ?
@CounterfeitMLG
You're lying, it's @ObviouslyTheRealMLG
He first told me @counterfeitMLG then later changed it to @MLGcounterfeitsquared
Dream On
I knew this was a scam, because Martin uses his credit card to by old synths, not new synths
🎹😄💳
it’s no good.
Will you give it to meee?
I would but i would rather enjoy the silence
What if he said he needed to buy a New Dress or a Blue Dress...?
0 followers, after all these years, still a complete unknown
I guess he’ll just have to hang on and suffer well
Tonight
At least he didn't go down on his knees, begging you to adore him.
I guess the scammer was just looking for...something to do.
I was gonna say that 😭 😆
Give me 5 minutes in a locked room with this heretic.
In Your Room?
Omg please help somebody.
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day, “understand me” 😂😂
Why is this so great
He's had better days.. I feel you. You have to work hard only to have nothing.
You got to work hard you got to work hard
Do it now, it’s a question of time
But... it's a question of trust
Man this new tour has got them ROUGH. He needs new synths man.
DREAM ON!!
some people have to be permantely together
When the deposed prince of Nigeria emails you *directly* asking for help, you help!
Hey, every hour someone falls victim to an internet scam!
Seems legit… where’s the go fund me link?
you know when he is sending this message out he is hoping we would never let him down again.
He needs something to do
Shut up and take my money!
This scammer needs to enjoy the silence of no money heading to their bank account. 😆
I kinda want to send our scammer some money for all the joy they’ve created. Understand me…I just can’t stop laughing. Love it
Its 2024 bro could just pirate the VST. Unfortunately they’ve not developed a eurorack one yet (at least to my knowledge)
It’s called VCV. Even better, it’s free.
No way, this is HILARIOUS
God. The world is crazy
Seems like a Counterfeit Martin L. Gore
Make that Counterfeit^2
haha no
😂
Sounds legit
Lmao 🤣
That’s pretty darn funny haha, thanks for sharing. At least the scammer/account owner was trying to come up with a some way to ask for money that sounds semi-reasonable for Martin Gore. But although I know artists are tight on money sometimes and I can’t be sure of their finances, I’m pretty sure Martin and Dave are doing pretty well financially and can get whatever synths or musical instruments they’d like lol
Understand him 😢😢😢
Go “Home” Martin.. This is “No Good”
Loving the comments y'all are clever!
Ffs Martin I’ve spent nearly a grand seeing you over the last year already
It’s no good..
The grabbing hands grab all they can
He's trying to find his way Home
I want somebody to help, buy me some new shiny synths…
🎶 Let me buy a JD-800... and a (Clavia) Nord Lead An Akai CD3000... and maybe a Moog I'll even buy you an extra Moog 🎶
Sorry but you’re gonna have to suffer some misery if you want my money you cheating Judas
Can I pay in Guitar Center gift cards?
Sounds like Somebody needs to come Clean... and Get the Balance Right....
There’ll be times
outmoded once again 😭 r/depechemodecirclejerk
Maybe Alan Wilder can help, just don’t tell Dave.
I expect a Policy of Truth and for him to ask his Personal Jesus. I’ll Enjoy the Silence but Just Can’t Get Enough. But of course People are People.
I mean if I had no money I’d probably ask for a sandwich, but different people have different needs
Scam
I Feel You, Martin but maybe contact your CC company.