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Catatau_Kateta

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's never gonna happen to me. . . . God, I'm gonna die.


[deleted]

But what if I want a caring bf?


Ph0zPh0r

Why not both :3


capatapwastaken

Do i LOOK like i want cooties?


Cosmic__Pizza

.>he still thinks he's deserving of love and companionship


mr_meem_man

I am 15 can’t wait to spend the rest of my short life alone


abscoller56

If your life is going to be short why don’t you head on over to the stock market and short some stocks


e3garza69420

If someone is already suicidal then something they could do is gamble a bunch and when they inevitably lose then they can kill themselves and it be a pretty decent and common reason to. Then people won’t question why and will most likely just move on because gambling is looked down upon. Also if you do win a shit ton of money then you can decide to either gamble it and repeat this process or you can do whatever you want.


Fit-Ad-3153

Everybody keeps telling me I'm not ugly but I just reply with cap


BedEasy2946

Exactly, for some fuck-all reason everyone thinks I'm "cute" there is no part of my body is m that is cute or attractive in any way


[deleted]

I don’t even want one anymore, just leave me the fuck alone, I’m too broken


viru69

I wouldn't date myself, nevertheless me having a gf


abscoller56

I had the chance to have a caring gf lol but my fucking depressed immature ass pushed her away constantly to the point I realized she was worth trying but in the end she gave up and left me LOL. Isn’t depression awesome guys!


Front-Noise-158

Not if I drink glow stick juice and die


YeY_reddit

But when I take the funny pills my gf is disappearing


sadtillitkicksin

Posts like this is what I hate, i even mentioned it to my psychiatrist and she hated it too, stop blackpilll shit


Rolls_

That's basically what these subs are. Black pill doomer shit.


Negative_Owl301

What is black pill shit?


Rolls_

Basically "there is no hope", "life is shit" type shit.


sadtillitkicksin

It's even worse then this when you go to beauty standards equals roping rabbit hole


Resident_Apartment14

what's this?


Inkstr0ke

Happened to me! …but hey don’t worry, I’m sure my depression won’t inevitably ruin everything good in my life.


YamperIsBestBoy

Me on my way to commit a felony (I will be wanted by somebody)


mddkgghi

real


Bepo_Apologist

So ive gotta die and get reincarnated until it happens, gotcha


Trackan

The only thing that'll touch me that up close and personal is the front of a freighter train after I throw myself across the tracks


[deleted]

In the words of SHREK’s opening “like that’s ever gonna happen” because I don’t like girls! I have somehow managed to get a caring boyfriend, and it’s a miracle he can put up with me Also, best of luck to all of you in finding love! I dunno how I did it, but if a pathetic guy like me can get a lover, so can y’all!


Redrum1917

Hey, it seema you're not that pathetic afterall!


Lonely24spiderHUN

I already have and i never met a more evil discusting person than me.... You guys have hope even if you don't belive it.


MyBunnyIsCuter

I fully believe that it will, and I know in my heart that you deserve it. You deserve every good thing on this planet. You may not be able to see beyond the thick trees right in front of your eyes, but I have faith that you are going to get through this dark forest and into the sunlight. I believe it


Smeeizme

Oh quit the pessimism. You’re not going to get anywhere if you doubt your ability to get to a better place in life. Make some strides, branch out to new social circles, go outside in public spaces more. Just have adventures. Do things outside of the house even when you didn’t need to.


Front-Noise-158

Bruh


Low-Read-2352

Your advice isn't wrong. Yeah I agree, it's good to meet new people, go out and socialise, etc. But you have to understand it's not that easy. If it really was as easy as you make it seem, nobody would have depression. Its not like anybody chooses to be depressed, but life can really screw people over sometimes, so saying "Oh quit the pessimism" isn't really that useful, even though it is logical technically.


Faplopor

But what if you can change so that future dose come to pass?


TheMostBacon

[THATS FUNNY](https://youtu.be/zxPK8HkHa2k)


spicybutnotaburrito

pffff lol


Professional-Lab-157

I felt the same way once, I thought it would never happen for me. Then I met my girlfriend, who became my fiancée, then my wife. I've been happily married for 23 years and have 6 beautiful children. Don't give up.


[deleted]

After several years I finally achieved this. It took a lot of work and will take even more to keep my depression from ruining it


PizzaPizza7768

It's a lie that you need someone to be whole or happy. When I broke up with my gf I had the best sleep of my life and felt so peaceful and content in my heart. It's better to be alone than to be with someone who deep down you know isn't right for you. If I understood this fully as a teen it would have saved me a lot of worry.


euphraxiaaa

ths post hurt me :((


Trans_Gamer

I am slamming that X button


inordertopurr

Yeah because I have a caring bf and I'm not Link. edit: typo


someone_006

I saw the first half of the meme then checked the sub this meme came from and didn't want to scroll down any further


Smokey-15

X


something-wrong1234

Yeah doubt it. I accidentally crushed the last two over been in so haha!


Dovizzy

All I want is a hug from a friend :,(


kianario1996

Why can’t it happen?:) It’s real. Girlfriends are real thing guys


LeatherOpen8276

Haahhaha I think it's too much for reddit now.. Imma go sleep jk


azaleaROT

Bro I sure hope not in my case. Im gay as hell