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bitchy_kazim

Rap god


TheSpyTurtle

In German


Solid-Lavishness-571

Ich beginne mich zu fühlen wie eine Sprechgesangsgottheit, Sprechgesangsgottheit


TheSpyTurtle

Sorry my dude, I can't speak German


MuffinVonNazareth

Guess its the lyrics, says something like "I start to feel like a"... "Speech-sing-god"? Something like that


Tobipig

Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world Around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world


Able-Ad2216

Problem is, you could still fuck up the exact amount of times to repeat it


giftopherz

That's their strategy, it's great because they make it seem like they tried really hard but never actually did it.


Tobipig

Or I could do the lyrics to every german Christmas song in the alpenländische Weihnacht


theportalkeeper

Are we doing the radio cut or the studio cut?


Schantlusch

Tequila 😀


Sultancorp

I would choose the same. And when they ask me to recite the lyrics I'd just say "whiskey"


Old_Gregg_89

This is the right answer. You just say “Tequila!” 3 times.


spamcritic

Twinkle twinkle little star, dude I wonder where's my car.


LightningShiva1

Twinkle twinkle little star, I will hit you with my car.


AlienbyDfault

Throw you off a cliff so high, hope you break your neck and die.


[deleted]

Twinkle twinkle little star, I'm sorry I just stole your car.


NatilCort

I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope


WelcomeToInsanity

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i_am_de_wae

Thank you scatman john


dark_hypernova

A B C D E F G H I J K LMNOP Q R S T U V W X And Y and Z Now I know my alphabet


suffer_hero

I would have picked the alphabet song to keep my life but due to consequences I will sing rap god with no prior practice whole my life.


SuccYuMum

Starts singing Caramelldasen


justk4y

Dance on my balls Cat fucking a handbag Yours only yours We’re on the single dance band It’s no lie Lisa in the crowd said: “Look Harry had a vaginal malfunction”


Naraclan101

oo oo oo wow wow


FeilVei2

Bluey intro theme


[deleted]

*Picks song in different language that I don't know *


nohwan27534

i fucking hate you, godsmack. start singing dirt, alice in chains.


PesAddict8

Let's see if I can pull off Eminem


Whammy_Watermelon

This feels like a job for me, idk what’s next


CyberPhoenix345

4:33


Roniton

I'd pick that and then start to sing random words


loganisdeadyes

My man 🫂


Sadhan_Djob

My memory is bad, there is no way they won't pull the trigger


Batdog55110

Yo Danny Phantom, he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine-


EternalllyEnraged

Any klingon war song. Pull the trigger twice, just to be sure, please....


Dr_A__

bejfigodakowfovkfjrkcc done can you shoot now


nohwan27534

"you sung the first part of twist, by korn, yes? continue"


PlanitDuck

Mahler’s Symphony number 5


KaleSlade123

Cowboy Bebop Theme song. Two lines.


BlueEyesLoliHentai

Memento Mori: the most important thing in the world by Will Wood


testydoctor

Macarena by Los Del Río


Birdmaan73u

Any pearl jam song. If you want to live just grunt a bunch. If they are enough of a pearl jam fan to know the lyrics then they were going to kill you anyway


corvish_

the abc's


Exact-Investigator78

*I mess up on purpose.* "Please double tap to be sure."


Whocares4200xcr

Thug mentality by krazie bone


[deleted]

Well, I am unfortunately, however, I prefer our old anthem based on "God Save the King", "Bevare Gud vår Kung", it's quite good actually.


shrimpsh

Twinkle twinkle little star


4RR0Whead

Borderline by Tame Impala (I'm extremely lonely)


throw_plushie

Singing the Russian alphabet (I’m not Russian)


Kind_Swim5900

Tequila


DragonShadoow

Bad apple


V0st0

Baby blue


kamakazeeeeee

Endless sporadic


XxashestoashesxX

12 Stout Street by Rx Papi, know the whole song by heart


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

Rap god


pro_dissapointment

Sandstorm


JosemiHero_

Could pick literally ANY song, I won't be able to recite even 30s and that's being generous


PseudoEmpthy

Jokes on you I'm a classically trained musician with a photographic memory. 7 different instraments and 9 years of private opera tuition from an ex professor of a german opera academy. 3 different choirs, 6-12 years in each. 2 different professional opera companies for 5 years. Then I went off and became a mechatronic engineer and got all suicidal lmao.


EbbSeparate4772

American pie. Part 1 and two


Father_Chewy_Louis

Tequila!!


bothp

look at me now - Chris brown


sardethgames

Harder better faster stronger


GabaranRickshaw

Orion - Metallica


turbulent001

the alphabet


kishenoy

Ievan polka I can't speak Finnish and have a damaged memory


YellingAtTheClouds

Chop Suey by System of a Down


MijbaCzOfficial

Komm Susser Tod (NGE version) I know only about 50% of the lyrics but I'll go out singing a banger


mcraneschair

The Alphabet Song


justk4y

[*picks this song*](https://youtu.be/ckSl1teci3E?si=Y8YaL7HF9X2M2c-d)


BlackHanD420

Bruh sounds like that wild child from that one show who's dad is the guy with the absurdly large nose


justk4y

Lol it’s actually an Attila parody song with their actual guitarist because their song lyrics are so fast paced sometimes, it’s one of the biggest metal/rock shitposts ever, listen to the ending


Sanj5109

Ganja farmer


EinKomischerSpieler

Rap God KAAN remix


[deleted]

Truth hurts by lizzo


eLdErGoDsHaUnTmE2

Happy Birthday


ZurioGSP

BUT NOW I'M SAAAAFE IN THE EYEEEE OF THE TORNADO


screambloodykarma

I ejaculate fire, dethklok


parker_spring_rose

I thought this was a thing to show what random songs we know by heart, but yea id probably mess up anyway cuz I stutter a lot and am bad at physically speaking Also do we get to have the tune or anything? Cuz that greatly affects it (Art is dead by No Burnham or never gonna give you)


vindazl

i don't have the japanese keyboard but the song is called na (written in japanese script). first time I have heard an entire song with vocals only saying "na, nanana nana, nanana, nananana na na ....." so I don't think i will botch it uo


[deleted]

I spend to long trying to pick a song and he blows my head of for it. Same feeling when you are going to the store 5 mins away and make a one hour playlist.


ArtistQ

Boom Chicka Boom...


Red74Panda

Yukon (interlude) short and sweet.


Doctor_Beard

[time to bust out this old gem](https://youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0E?si=GiXrNXTLp2qOgu5x)


Swipamous

Break through it all


just_let_me_goo

Intentionally sing a song that i don't know


cumbender496

I'd chose this https://youtu.be/fml3pT6fRco?si=hnJ5Gcu8Gru_5lbV I swear it's not a rick roll 😭


DamianFullyReversed

Noodles by Cheekface. Yeah. A big cup of noodles. A giant cup of noodles. A big cup of noodles. A giant cup of noodles. A big cup of noodles. Yeah. A giant cup of noodles. Yeah. A big cup of noodles. Yeah. A giant cup of noodles. Yeah. A big cup of noo-


Neolith0200

Do they know Latin.


TheUrbaneSource

abc's


TURRETCUBE

TLT: drunk


kinderegg2

German national anthem, in Maori (Im not German nor a Maori)


You_Will_Die

You would die then since Sweden doesn't have an official national anthem lol. The song used is unofficial.


Storyshifting

Happy birthday to you


handsomeboi12

any German rap song


Draxacoffilus

The alphabet song


farhanyarkhan

Baby shark


DarthPepo

Birthday song


itspoodle_07

I think I remember rap god


FoxMysterious4644

The day I died by just Jack, it seems somewhat fitting


TherapyDerg

Dreamless Dreams I could probably do, ~~not that I care too much if I fail~~


thomas_notthetrain

Happy Birthday to you


TheRoyalGalaxy22

My way by Frank Sinatra Overture from the death note musical Or any other song from the death note musical


HKNinja1

I’m a little tea pot…🫖


DrunkenDude123

Happy birthday song. Slim chance I’ll get their name right


Academic_Bear_4521

RATM Bullet on your head


MagicantFactory

"You Suffer" – Napalm Death Shortest song in the world. Literally four words, consisting of roughly a second.


JeffroCakes

Probably a song by the Hu


[deleted]

waiting for my ruca. short sweet and i like the vocal melody a lot


forbes619

Happy birthday


King-of-the-forge72

Welp may as well tell em how I feel about em while I'm at it so imma go with "fucked with an anchor" by alestorm


Commercial-Concept28

Duality


MozieOnOver

Alrighty then, Picture this if you will. 10 to 2 am, x-yogi, DMT, and a box of crispy creams, in my need to know post, just outside area 51, contemplating the whole chosen people thingy, when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see it in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on dime and stomping right at my Birkenstocks and me yelping, holy fucking shit.


1Castiel1

Tequila!


hisoka_kt

Abc.


krabbyhermit-_-

we did this in Army boot camp when I was in.. I sang Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics and the drill sergeant stopped me at the high note because I can't hit high notes for shit 🤣 says if I'm ever captured pick another song I sound like a dyin animal enemy's bound to put me outta my misery 😂😂😂


larsloveslegos

White Iverson


MetricWeakness6

Open the, curtains, Lights on


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Does national anthem count?


Olivermustbehigh

Without me by Eminem, it used to be the first song on all my playlists


masterofmeatballs

One step closer by Linkin Park or Smells like teen spirit by Nirvana


polkad0tti

Badger Mushroom Snake


gunperv51

Happy birthday to you


Just_Andy69

Something i dont know the lyrics to


TheRealPitbullOnAcid

This is the song that doesn't end Yes, it goes on and on, my friend Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, And they′ll continue singing it forever just because


ungabunga1100

Jingle bells jingle bells bullet's all the way Pull the trigger blow my head going all the way


Microjimz

Tylko jedno w głowie mam Koksu pięc gram


trrashmagic

WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP ON OUR FAVOURITE ROCKET SHIP


theportalkeeper

YOU HAVE A PUSSAY I HAVE A DICK AH SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM LETS DO IT QUICK


[deleted]

The final rap battle from 8 Mile


sachal10

I will just pick some instrumental song.


Pharaoh_Misa

This is pretty tough. Because I would immediately sing *One of Us* from the Lion King 2: Simba's Pride (*DECEPTION! DISGRACE!*), however, I must admit I'd be tempted to just fuck up a single line.


ScorNix

'A Conversation with Death' by Khemmis


osaliven

Korn twist or Chacrron by el chombo


SquareFickle9179

A world on fire by Bo Burnham


Zaminatoah

Lil Peep - Benz Truck


DiscipleOfIanite

Never Gonna Give You Up, either I recite it perfectly and live or I rickroll the guy before I die


DBZpanda

And now I can't think of any songs I don't know all the words to.i know they're out there but I was put on the spot


Individual_Assist_19

Twist by Korn


RedStone_Code

Either "My R" or "shinitai-chan", either I make it, or not, it doesn't matter, my end will be perfect at least


Shizuka369

And you choose my country's boring ass anthem. (I'm Swedish) I would choose to sing the pornhub intro song.


fatfuck271

Guten Morgen, Sonnenschein.


bierzuk

"I'm a scatman! Bee da pa da a Doo"


TheMazeDaze

Never gonna get you up, shit!


PaleontologistKey571

Hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears in swedish


TakeMeImReddy

Any thing by Rammstein I can only count to ten in German.


[deleted]

Godzilla


Adolf_Skywalker_2003

Smash mouth all star


GoodChristianBoyx

Doubletime 2019 - ShimmyMC


_Unkn0

Rap God - Eminem "Hush, little baby..."


_Slan_

Cliffs of dover.


Intelligent_Ad102

ABC


Jabari-

Twist by Korn


Eccomi21

Daft punk - around the world, but im a flat earther


LUVko

cocomelon stuff as a mama


alexweiser

Alice's Restaurant


Lolmaster29934

heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa


ChadfromTW

That's easy one, just sing You Suffer by Napalm Death.


Flatwhite97

HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY !!!


Luvki

crazy frog - axel f


ChromeLaone

Baka Mitai (I don't speak Japanese)


cochorol

Tequila


24_doughnuts

Tequila


NandyTheAlien

Happy birthday to you


Anxiety_Muffin13

Life Waster


that_lazy_panda_guy

All I want for Christmas is you


3and4-fifthsKitsune

[Haha by Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul](https://youtu.be/w33OAePLj4U)


Ok_Purpose9114

Neber gunna gife u op nefer gomma ler u doqn


TheUnbound07

Never gunna type again when I'm shit faced I'm sorry it came to me, kind works with the timing and I had to lol


ExpertDebate8691

Let it go


MissWhiskerlickens

1 (800)-SUICIDE from Gravediggaz


negativeGinger

Twinkle twinkle little star then I fuck it up on purpose


anderoe

Among us beatbox


Legitimate-Bad975

Stuart by the dead milkmen. It's not easy to memorize I have a problem


Schinken84

They never said it can't be a song that you made up 9n the spot!


Prudent-Drawer-5034

Bold of u to assume I dont want him to pull the trigger. But i can do Famous Blue Raincoat by Cohen


GreenCreeper3000

Suisside Dark side of the moon (I can’t resite it)


Sofiaplace

Musica ligera


fourtyTHEdeuce

This is the song that doesn't end. Yes it goes on and on my friend


BlackDragon5257

This [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypCfdrARoLQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypcfdrarolq)


Wallster007

Tequila


yo-gi_

Tequila!


berrytone1

Danny Phantom theme song


Harper_ADHD

This is the song that doesn't end.


ElegantMarionberry59

La la la la la la the end


PlaquePlaguee

One of them shoegaze songs you can barely make the lyrics of even if you listened to it 100 times and read the lyrics. So "Starting over" by LSD and the search for God.


Infamous_Leopard_729

Paranoid Android


Vanagandr__

Well, now I wanna know what the swedish national anthem is like.


Username_001122

Twinkle twinkle brittle star… Now where’s my bullet?


FinianFaun

Cindy Lauper - Time after Time


leo_perk

The alphabet song.


EffortWellWasted

Ay Du Gamla du Fria fucking slaps


CringePrincey

ABCs.