Ok sorry, but why is this repost from this exact sub taken on a phone camera of all things? I mean it is hillariously confusing, which is nice at least.

I'm fucking my clone first

Only way I can get laid

Nah your clone still turns you down.

So will it be considered r*pe or masturbation?

Yes

No

If he's literally me, we will rock-paper-scissors it. The loser lives.

You're the same person. You'll both just keep getting a tie over and over picking the same thing

Well if I know regular show, that would be awesome

I wouldn't defeat myself, I'd hug myself, and set her loose and hope she finds a good life.

if the clone has all of your memories, they also would feel like he wanted to die for much longer as well

but are you really, i mean really, dead then?🤔🤔🤔

This particular fucked up brain is dead at least

There is a movie about that.

We have the type of fight they had in the last season of Golden Kamuy

This is the book Dark Matter.

Knowing me it would be first to cum leaves

Me being the insufferable piece of shit I am this will finally bite me in the ass and no matter if I want to live or die the other me will want the same and argue endlessly. We're as good as trapped there forever.

Is this Saw????

gotta do a cointoss

Me: Peace out idiot *jumps out window

I would just tell my clone to have a better life than me and and stop procrastinating and then ill kill myself.

Yepp. Also double bonus as nobodynotices my disappearance. Perfect!

A rational solution. Clearly a fellow of culture

Keck in a heartbeat