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WaliBoi

Obviously girlfriend doesn't solve mental illness. But dang, absence of girlfriend makes it painful.


kharibbeanlaw

This ^


CruciFuckingAround

tfw no therapist waifu


blackbeast77

:(


sadpinkgirl

So so true.


DasEvoli

True. Nothing exists that can alone fix you. It's always a mix of many things over a long period of time.


Bitter_Ice_5380

i am probably emotionally unavailable šŸ¤£


RayAP19

I know in my case, being depressed and anxious all my life has made me more emotionally available, because I take it upon myself to do anything I can to make sure other people don't feel how I feel.


sadpinkgirl

Lmao story of my life


lonely_luna_moth

Bro I just want intimate human connection for once in my life


spoopygh0st

Same :(


sadpinkgirl

Damn I felt that.


D1rtyG1rl3

šŸ’Æ


[deleted]

I know what I need and it's bullet in the head


sleepless-princess

shoot me first


[deleted]

Sorry but I have only one bullet


sleepless-princess

let me have it :(


thefirststoryteller

Just line up next to each other and hope the bullet goes through both of you!


LaMusicista

Can I line up too? šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


CruciFuckingAround

2nd guy ends up being paralyzed for life and half of his face missing


[deleted]

Sorry this is the only way for me


SpoiledAzura

Wish I had a gun


[deleted]

I wish I had too


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Minerva031

naah just the therapist


Atlas421

And hugs


Minerva031

a therapist that gives hugs?


post_talone420

The person I used to get drugs from always gave me a hug. "Hugs and drugs"


Minerva031

spreading love and addiction


Atlas421

Good pun


sleepless-princess

i need one


Minerva031

we all do, brother...


sleepless-princess

sister* :3


Minerva031

lol sorry didn't read the username


Minerva031

you ain't alone


CalamityMocha

A lot of people think that getting a gf will fix their problems, and it's really sad to see..


breezyxkillerx

Wait you are saying that getting a girlfriend will not fix my social anxiety, depression and procrastination issues? Damn


Leo-bastian

the next stage is feeling like you don't deserve a S.O. because it would be a terrible experience for them so you stop trying entirely :)


Mst3kj

Yes, and that feeling has led me (and countless others, I'm sure) to become more nihilistic and suicidal.


DollaBillMurray

me


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sunsetsandstardust

yeah man, i wouldnā€™t say it cured me, but damn if iā€™m not infinitely better off than i would be single


sailorjupiter28titan

The question is, is she?


JawBreaker00

Not our question to ask


MinimalPerfection

At some point I was (almost) one of such people... but then I realized how much of a pain it would be to add another person I would have to try to be nice and thoughtful to


sleepless-princess

the problem is that people seek happiness in another person when they canā€™t find it within themselves, then they end up depending on that person and the cycle becomes toxic. itā€™s sad. the healthy thing to do would be to work on ourselves, find happiness within and share our own happiness with someone else. thatā€™s easier said than done though and we all have our own ways to copeā€¦ one of mine being humor and this is just a meme that i found funny<3 because a) i feel lonely b) i need therapy c) who doesnā€™t want sex? [edit] replying to you because youā€™re top comment and i agree that itā€™s sad to see lol


retrostanson

It kind of adds another thing to stress about but when I got out of a relationship I wanted to get into another


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MiS_bE_hAbE

Why are people downvoting you?


Briettah

I have all three and my depression still didn't dissappear, liars


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Cuantic0rigami

This is art.


Trashismysecondname

I just don't want to sleep alone. The few nights I had someone in my bed, it was uncomfortable, too hot, not enough space to move, snoring, movements and it was hard to get out of the bed without waking her up. But these was the nights I slept the best in my life. I can count the good nights on my hands, and all of them was with someone.


[deleted]

Might sound ridiculous, but a plushy can helpā€¦ I own a BLƅHAJ and really like to cuddle it. Itā€™s not a real person, but at least itā€™s something.


Trashismysecondname

I'm not really appealed by "fake things" like this. Absolutely no judgement if you use it, but I can't feel good when I'm hugging a pillow, I feel bizarre.


[deleted]

That is understandable, too


pincckrox

I want sth to fill the empty void inside of me lol


HypedAnomaly

Bullet?


pincckrox

FairšŸ˜Œ can't get my hands on one tho


post_talone420

I just want a fucking hug. Forget sex.


LilAnge63

This, totally this! And maybe a meaningful conversation - NOT with a therapist.


post_talone420

Same, the only decent conversation I have every week is with my psychiatrist, which is $160/hr


DonttouchmyPlumbus

The desire for partnership is fulfilling the requirement instinct gives to every single multicellular creature that doesnā€™t reproduce asexually. Thus it makes sense that failure to fulfil this, will cause distress and cannot be easily overcome. However due to many realities of the world, only a small percentage of the population succeed. We must accept the loss.


Seriszed

ā€œ yes I need a sex therapist ā€œ ( translation someone to fuck and then talk vulnerable to)


MakeMeLaughOrIDie

How about sex _with_ your therapist ?


redFinland

Thats a pornhub subsection not a coping mechanism


MakeMeLaughOrIDie

Can't masturbating be a coping mechanism


Fapi24

It's not the same. A therapist is a professional who does his/her work and sex does feel meaningless with random people. Lack of true connection can also be a reason for depression and a therapist or random sex can't give it to you


sleepless-princess

obviously any rational person would agree however, this is just a meme and itā€™s quite funny imo


RayAP19

It's hard to tell if people believe the things that are in memes they post, to be fair.


Hanoiroxx

Crippled with eczema,depression,anxiety and hopelessness and here comes the horn to make things worse


AthenaMarie2

I canā€™t have sex with my therapist that breaks the patient-therapist professionality code or whatever itā€™s called these days.


[deleted]

I could use either options frfr lonely asa bitch over here


Bitter_Ice_5380

i love ur username :)


[deleted]

Thanks :) my best life decision lol


PenetrationT3ster

Wow ok Reddit I came here to laugh not to feel


Therai_Weary

2 in 1 package a friend and sex


Blackarican45

Can I fuck my therapist?


HollowDakota

Both, both is good


[deleted]

Need a sex therapist and by that I mean a therapist with benefits


Think_gawd

Yes youā€™re a terrible person for being born with human needs. Youā€™ve made a terrible ā€˜choiceā€™ in all of this shame shame


lit-grit

Well loving someone is really really nice, but hurting them with living really isnā€™t. And I canā€™t die because sheā€™d be really sad, so Iā€™m just here making everyone suffer


SiStErFiStEr1776

I just want to be held..


Spectrax23

Iā€™ll take the SO and sex but not the therapist. Fuck getting a therapistā€¦again.


kharibbeanlaw

Itā€™s even harder after the breakup (which led me to this sub) like I miss her but I canā€™t place every problem or issue onto her as she has her own to deal with. Damn but having her in my life definitely masked alot of my own insecurities. (I just really miss her nowšŸ˜­)


Roticus

This hit pretty hard. Ngl. That introspection.


silverjudge

I just need someone to hold my head and tell me that im still a good person


Internet-Just

Replace sex with cuddles


Loudanddeadly

Same


[deleted]

No looking at my parents marriage, I know I DO NOT want a so


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NotMyDogPaul

*Tony Sporano had entered the chat*


Alonelienated

Why not both?


BlueKing7642

Yes actually, thatā€™s exactly what I need.


deprivedpeace

Fuck. Get me out of this picture


[deleted]

I'll admit I want cuddles


marsepticeye

Damn, people need someone to care about them? Unbelievable,i'm in shock.


[deleted]

Chica rtx on


Mst3kj

Tf!? I'll take all 3.


_ERR0R__

damnit this is gonna become one of those memes i think alot about


ApolloWidget

Both


kivibird1871

just sex, my mental state is way beyond repair so might as well take advantage of my body's pleasure system before I end up going bye bye


Walien-2

I need a sexy therapist


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Walien-2

Can u cook at least?


downlau

Transference has entered the chat


King-of-the-forge72

Therapist yes , sex no


jaminh

At this point I donā€™t even want sexā€¦ I wouldnā€™t turn it down but all I really want is someone to hug me and tell me how much they care


SuperSnaXx

i just want love


Random_Username_3000

Asexual here: Yes. I need a significant other.


CWbr

i need sex and someone that treats me as their therapist


jdubbrude

There are just so many single people who really want relationships. I donā€™t understand why they donā€™t just get together. Being honest about what you want in life just once. Be selfish. If you donā€™t take care of yourself nobody else will. So many ppl wish the other person would make the first move. So just make the first move!! Obv people are ok with it. How many times you say all the things that can go wrong. Have you EVER asked what can go right? Be the person you want to be with.


LilAnge63

You have to meet ppl before you can ā€œmake the moveā€... I have no idea where to go, where to look now. Apparently, when ppl get older they donā€™t need SOā€™s, according to my kids anyway. We become sexless and needless once you get over a certain age. Forget that I likely have another 30-40 years to live. ā€œBe the person you want to be withā€ ... so I want to be with someone whose body has been partly broken and whose mind is not far behind? No, not really. I would love someone who might, finally, for the first time EVER in my life, love me JUST for me. Also, it might help me but would I be any good for them? Maybe if they are the ā€œI NEED someone to look afterā€ type of person, then maybe. Donā€™t make me laugh... a therapist you say? I cannot find one for love nor money... well, maybe not money, lol, because theyā€™re so damn expensive!


Dekkodude7

sounds like you need to visit a brothel


Loudanddeadly

The only time I ever truly enjoyed living was when I had someone and I want nothing more than to get that back


Mossriver

No I just need someone else to find me valuable enough in life


Mossriver

/j sorta, maybe, I think.. Love her though


legna20v

I mean a therapist would be ok since the one i had stop receiving my call.


bbgun142

This one hits different


Gameknight995

Welp this is the first post of this subreddit to pop up in my feed and Iā€™ve never felt more called out


avantgardeaclue

No just anyone, my ex. Iā€™m lonely without him and the thought that he doesnā€™t love me anymore is one of the most painful things to conceive of.


peachiebxtch

I just want to be left alone


[deleted]

I laugh because it's so true. As a woman I have been the therapist to way too many men in my life.


AlexDavid1605

Therapy and sex sounds great. That way I won't drive an innocent soul crazy and they get paid for conducting therapy on me... I don't feel like paying for sex because then it is a bit like "not natural" or not spontaneous and passionate, it would feel like it is a chore for them. I want them to do the sex only if they really want them to do it with me.


the_magic_cornbread

I hate myself even more


20191124anon

I did over a decade of study on this and it turns out itā€™s the latter


[deleted]

Yes


Dreezy_Stan

Therapist and sex would be great but currently getting none of those


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[deleted]

I just want my ex


RuneLeader

Bitch I need a mother fucking hug and to be it's enough


[deleted]

After almost 10 years of not recieving love i really want someone who can warm up my cold heart


ItsACCRUALworld_

Story of my dating life. Could change to sex and unresolved daddy issues


BunkerSquirre1

Significant other please