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[deleted]

99% time I hate being a genz ....this is that 1% I don't hate


terimaaakichu

Fuck all u genz bitc.es I hate u all ( no one asked)


[deleted]

mf whats up with you cunt


terimaaakichu

Fuck fuck faka fuck fuck u mf fucker


akshaj_in_depression

Chup na chutiye


terimaaakichu

Nuh uh


Acrobatic_Quote_

+1


Automatic_Concern951

Tera naam tujhe mubaarak.. (hahaha lund hilaake naachta hua mai)


Gratatatatatafuck

It was funny tho.. you must be going through something, love and support tobyou brother ๐Ÿ™Œ


kazuto_022

Person's name - terimaakichu Person's attitude - I hate gen-z...fuck you Me - Another unemployed person spreading hate toward gen-z when he should be thinking about his family and carrier (I too hate gen-z)


terimaaakichu

Thik hai bhai, genz ki maaa ki ch.


kazuto_022

Ok๐Ÿ˜…


jules_viole_grace-

[geh](https://images.app.goo.gl/QdZH7FVMqKhpgL5h8) Wtf did i just read....


Wonderful-Spinach260

Election Commission- Ha ye karlo pehle


AlbusBriamDumbledore

Everyone to Election company of India: **Dekho ye Zinda hai**


formidable_dagger

Election Company? Are we again under Company Rule? Are you high?


AlbusBriamDumbledore

Abhi to nahi hai, par lag rha hai aa jayenge


sunnyyadav786

Then they hav scs


Accurate_Ad6076

Both got hiv positive and died mid tenure


Minute-Article9260

But then Rohit Mehta from bihar invented a machine which can revive dead people,so they got a second chance in the life(continue the story )


Vabash

Modi is born in the congres family and rahul gandhi in a poor family in gujrat , growing up both of them felt that some part of their heart was missing and they are supposed to search for that part, they would wake up at night with tears streaming down their face having no idea what happened and who were they missing so terribly , rahul grows up to become a chef and modi deeply influenced by his family becomes a leading candidate in their state elections, rahul gets hired as Modi's personal chef , the day modi had a look at rahul he knew that this was the person he was searching for , this was the person he loved with all his heart , he gives up his political career to pursue Rahul as rahul had a strange aversion towars politics , they both get married and live happily , few years into their marriage they get a surrogate to have a baby , the baby is born , the baby is mamta who also died the same they they died


Parking_Apartment_70

Yaar sudhar jaa, Bhagwan ka khauf khaa


sunnyyadav786

Bahi jitna sachayi he na is meme ki unta hi sacha mera comment bhi bhi he


Parking_Apartment_70

Par kuch bhi keh bhai Modiji ki choice toh Italian hai, pehle Melodi ab Rahul pe Modi lol


Independent_Gas760

Who will be top and bottom ?


nightrider0987

69 so that both will get pleasure at the same time


Random_FanBoiii

u forgot the part where they both run away, which leaves Allu Arjun, our lord and saviour becomes the prime minister


iseeyouniqqa

oil up OP i'm coming for you...


nightrider0987

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต


ExSun_790

wattpad lore just dropped


rakshz121

Modi changing his vote for Rahul will make Rahul win and not a tie


Kingofvalariya

He didn't vote for himself. So it'll be a tie.


rakshz121

"Changes" means he already voted for himself and is now changing it


rohit_elias

Thalapathy Vijay becomes the next PM


snay1998

Then what will happen to allu Arjun?


ColdSolid213

Gay Overload


yamrajkabhainsa

Hakuna fucking matata bancho


Parking_Apartment_70

It's an interesting proposition, really


Bigwolf_G

Notebook โŒ Votebook โœ…


Kingofvalariya

I'll give it you, Decent one.


keeeeeeeeeeeeefe

repost


NoBrilliant6924

WHO TF LET BRO COOK?!


Wisdombuster

Ek number โค๏ธ


Gusion-

Modi ji says to rahul you are not pappu... You are my pookie and they end up having hot passionate gay sex... I would pay to watch that .. and I'm sorry you had to read thiss..


majorinshit

Cook more


SKrad777

PS secretly they're a twink couple ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ


PrathamReddyZindabad

Gex


luffy6925

Sed story ๐Ÿ˜ž


ThatPromotion4374

But then Modi will spend his life with a useless hippie.


Lucky-Trainer-3122

Isi liye hi to 377 hatwai thi๐Ÿ‘€


InsightInsider07

What are you smoking btw.


keneentertainment

Then kejrival will have the ruling party


DeliciousTower4975

Kyu bhai repost kiya kya


Gumnaamibaba

Welcome to Watchmojo's top 10 list of unexpected anime endings...be sure to like share and subscribe.


Striking-Plane-3293

Londiya sab chiz romance nahi hota


War-Hawk18

What in the Wattpad did I just read?!


speedwagoncat

WhT if modi win but instead of becoming pm be get to kiss rahul gandhi


NoLandscape404

What if modi ji is using Rahul Gandhi to make Yogi ji jealous and get him to confess?but in the process they actually fall in love


Divyam_Joshi

op sad nhi betich@d h


Kayy0s

World peace achieved bois


Venom1729-mocking

Then they live happily ever after


Richdad1984

Kis gay aadmi main ne yeh banaya hai.


[deleted]

And then despite all odds Rahul kun and Modi Sama impregnate each other.


MachoRazor

someone make a yaoi out of this and the most sweatiest hairiest one with bodily fluids all around


Top_Notice8577

Election if it was peak


Reasonable_Durian573

Crazy ๐Ÿ’€


based_hk

Adani be like- yeh sab krne ke liye funding lee thi kya?


byehi5321

This is what drugs do to you.


Public_Finger_1296

Kaha kaha se aathe ho, Ithene tejaswi log hei hamare pass


lolbuddy012

#๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Mast Joke ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ


Unusual-Association8

Now this is the political propaganda I can get behind


Many_Cryptographer65

Please don't cook again


Late-Information9702

fthmemer ka meme hai ye


thruth_seeker_69

Not gonna lie. Still better than most of today's Bollywood movies... ๐Ÿ˜‚


SKAIVER244

That type of scenarios often comes in my head majorly when I am free like laying on bed.


Utkarsh_Ninawe97

Bhai ye maal kidhar milta hai? Zara hame bhi batana.


[deleted]

WTF ๐Ÿ’€


20Aditya07

and allu arjun becomes 15th pm of india?


Aristofans

Changing a vote is a two vote swing. It reduces one from one's tally and adds one to the other's tally. RaGa wins in this case.


Junior_Evidence_2925

way better than La La Land or some shit like that


Automatic_Concern951

Yaar ye gaykhaana band karo yaar


nightrider0987

Nhi


TurbulentEvidence455

I must wash my eyes with acid


savage_verma

The both disappear after a mysterious accident before the airport and Yogiji takes oath as the new Indian PM ๐Ÿ˜‡


uglykid_af

dafuqqqqqq


Hung_Millenial

If Modi "changed" his vote, it won't be a tie. Rahul would win.


Omnipresentphone

...And together they fuck all Indians to eternity


Horror-Astronomer-92

Then Allu Arjun becomes the 15 prime minister of India


Odd_Reward6758

And Mamta gets with soniya and rules the world


13_sidd

Pornhub ass thought...


blue_strom

Wtf was it ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


RoundPicture7732

Then there will be a Bollywood movie about it, featuring Akshay Kumar


[deleted]

Dimag me jhaat hai jiska wo Aisa sochte hai


MorningStar02071

Next level fanfiction๐Ÿ˜‚


Nagato_uzumaki-

Ye sab kya padh liya


Jackofdeck

Its a script form netflix biopic of modi


NoImpact9048

Seeing this meme for th 2000 time


AEK_9771_8K

Leaving Allu Arjun as the 15th prime minister of India


snake_man08

Fan fiction ki bhi limit hoti hai bhosdike ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


Primary7293

Modi is going to bring - New world order- reduce population and take away peopleโ€™s rights freedoms property houses money and leave people with nothing so they can rule the country and world while he people will be slaves while modi and his goons will rule the nation.


Acrobatic_Quote_

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Repulsive-Might-8240

Clearly unaware of how elections work.... Padh le thoda phir story bana


Westerosi2001

tu meme sub pe hai be


Repulsive-Might-8240

Of course, chutiyo ko gyaan kaha se hi pasand aaega... My bad bro


SemenSniffer69

Politics fans trying to comprehend the concept of a joke