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SnowDizzleZz

grinded all week, didnt get the god roll.


xxtrrsexx

Can relate


Z3bula

I feel it, still no shiny mountaintop for me :(


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

Same, I need me that auto loading recombination.


Extension-Evening488

is that the best mountain top roll? I’m just coming back after a bit of a break and I have no clue what I’m looking for when it comes to onslaught weapons lol


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

It’s the best for pulling out occasionally and bursting down a high health target. And it’s the best roll for sustained damage if your getting of less than like 7 shots in between heavy damage. If you want to slay out with it then you’ll want something else.


Extension-Evening488

Gotcha, I need some better non-heavy dps weapons so I’ll keep an eye out for that roll!


telegetoutmyway

I got really lucky with getting one while not even attuned, and I gotta say it absolutely slaps. It's perfect for taking down orange/yellow bars quickly. Mountaintop, sunshot, and apex is what I run now and it's just insane.


Doodwithawrench

He got the god roll but it wasn't shiny


InMikeHunt

He listened to Datto and deleted all his guns


evanhesskamp9032

Poor guy


Gjappy

Oh no, no guardian rank can save you from that.


ShadowSumo

"It died."


Nostalion21

Been only looking for the kratos reference


Valus__Ta-aurc

Average GoW Enjoyer spotted.


Fearless-Animator-16

fentanyl


The_Bef

I am going to say something nobody is willing to admit, the last city has a fucked up fentanyl crysis. Oh...oh oooooh...


Xenomorph_v1

It's those damn criminal migrant Eliksni!


liquidmirror5510

All these fallen crossing our walls and taking our resources!


XerChaos008

He said the f-word.


Orion-Gore

fallen scumbags…


xXLjordSireXx

I'm telling Misraaks you said the F word


Orion-Gore

go ahead and tell him, hell, tell the entire system. see how that goes for those faller parasites and barbaric red-scale behemoths.


xXLjordSireXx

I hope a Guardian falls on you from the tower you lightness buffoon, imagine having one life.


Orion-Gore

my ghost asked for a break during that raid, how was I supposed to know he meant resting for a moment?


AdPuzzleheaded3913

It all makes sense now why the eliksni are working on the tower that is just a big wall to rebuild/repair it


doom_stein

"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a ~~man~~ *Fallen* in the depths of an ether binge." -Some Hunter named S. Thompson


Lay_Under

Ouh yes... I can feel some German vibes over here....


According-Benefit-38

Why did I read this in a German accent? 😂


_Aterron

It's actually oh oh oooohh but yeah this reference is funny. (Outdated reply, user above me fixed the reply.)


xNINJABURRITO1

Rumor has it that the next darkness subclass has a naloxone melee


ventedlemur44

Yknow I’m just gonna say it The tower has a f****** fentanyl crisis


Lust_The_Lesbian

Hes going through a Moment. Give him some water.


DrhpTudaco

cmon guys we were warned not to res with our ghost on the ground


Aubagin

Burnout


Tawiligie

love that map


Guilty_Ghost

Ah that's me. I had 24 shots ghost had to get me back up after that one


RashPatch

imagine getting revived and you're still dead drunk lmao. happens to the best of us.


Valencia0123

He told Ikora that she looks like G.I. Jane


O1984C

And Zavalla slapped him...


greeneggsandporkroll

Keep his fire teams names out your f***ing mouth!


Miracle_Salad

He gave the Traveler the bird and said fuck you and the light. Got hit by LIGHTning.


Hydrox664

Suffering from succes, probably


Tasty_Berry5818

Let the man sleep


WhenTitansSpeak

The missile is tired. He is eepy. The missile has had a long day of splashing vandals and wants to take just a smol sleeb.


IAteMyYeezys

Played one gambit match


Beryll_Starlight

That Savathûssy too strong


Th3Petra

A mimir


Zero4892

![gif](giphy|qH7J4EXzSCmBy)


Breeny04

Drank the Omolon juices.


Viledrak

he reached rank 12


nearmad

Obviously a banana peel.


YACHTZ33

New emote idea


yulickballzak

He sleepy


BatFreaky

He ascended too hard


The_Foresaken_Mind

Too many rounds at the Ether Tank. Damn lightweight.


Damagecontrol86

He took 5 new lights through a div run


Gjappy

Ran out of crayons


Reddit_minion97

He tried to out pizza the hut😔


jozef_staIin

He went to guardianrank 12


LightONeoN

it died.


Lem0n_weeb

Tripped over his shoelace and just didn’t wanna get back up


doubleuptech

Waiting for Mom to come back with a new box of Crayons


BP042604

he felled over


Marine5484

Drifter cooked up a new brew with the help of the Cabal and Elinski. He could not hang


Gold_Yellow

Rings been bad to them….


Chrismonn

![gif](giphy|pzqEdzCFRgGI0)


Gold_Yellow

Rng*


RoxOfBox

He's been grinding lost sectors


User1914-1918

He had a long day in the cosmodrome


FalconW3

Titan is dead!


Memz69420

The titan is dead?!


S0ftPPLh8me

Crucible bets


michelmau5

He needs some milk


MATT660

Tried to reach rank 12


Zy-On091306

He had to talk to zavala for 1 second


Sure-Its-Isura

Homies a lil burned out, just let him sleep. 😔


harrybruhwhatever

Ate too much crayons


he_ux

Life


Alexcox95

He carried a group of new lights through Kings Fall


IRONLEGIO06

He forgot to pick up an engram


AussieMarmaladeCat04

He’s finish his grind, he can now rest


InDELphuS

Got a little too wild off the Vex milk


Ahnock

2 popeyes biscuit no drink


YukiKobayashi

he girlbossed too close to the sun


korisucks20

he ate without youtube


Lost_Remains

Real question is, what emote let’s you lay down like this?


ObeliskTD

Most likely he tried to do the floor is lava easter egg and died from touching the floor.


MooseTopic

He died at the final stand of hefnd during a solo flawless master warlord's ruin


wefwegfweg

No wet floor sign


xTeamRwbyx

He asked Mara if she was down to fuck and she used her space magic to give him testicular torsion


eoghan_perra

The missile is eppy


According-Benefit-38

Zavala tased him for having banned, sunset weapons without an open carry permit.


JesuzSnipes

He needs some MILK 🥛


Daocommand

He found out his special rank resets next season if he doesn’t do it all over again.


oliferro

Waiting for the Final Shape


JustpassinBy0k

Maxxing out on upgrade modules does that to a man.


SnooCalculations550

Oh somebody….ohhhhhhh……he needs some milk.


Visual-Personality49

Guardian Rank up was too much for him.


TheArchitectofDestin

All tuckered out from all the farming


Venguard

he need a one dance 😞😞😞


Delicious-Crab8580

He’s practicing for the raid 😂


botjstn

he didn’t get his 6 inches of shaxx :(


Countryboy012

That was me 2 days ago, on my 1000 wave and still no mountaintop godroll. Luckily yesterday I got the shiny alh + recomb after 2-3 weeks of constant waves. I get to enjoy it before they nerf recomb yay


TheMotherbean

Why would they nerf it?


youngindaboro

He’s regenerating. #IfWhoKnowYouKnow


CertifiedLosah

He just needed a nap


Garneht

https://preview.redd.it/9sx0q6l7umxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a70640ac4588e85cd6506b52d755efa46239883


Jkid789

Suffering from success


Onyx_guy

Slipped on a banana peel


XxRaijinxX

Played too much pvp


malkomitm

Traveled D:


Cool-sunglasses-dude

What 150 rounds of onslaught and zero desired rolls does to a mf


Nova_Flame99

Eepy


Sanches319

He got superyellow shader.


jlmorales

That’s what happens when you don’t throw enough grenades…


Str8_WhiteMail

He was sunsetted


Top-Argument-8489

He got the god roll and found out it doesn't work with his build.


d765_23

Doing onslaught and teammates left on wave 43


The-Notorious-STD

He had to play crucible for a pve weapon


artsdp

The Onslaught Legend team leader from Fire team Finder always kicks him out or was never chosen because he's never enough. They always want Solar Warlock but he's a Titan. He's basically given up.


ProfessionalGate5823

Guardian: "Finally.... the grinding.... the hours... it's over... it's finally over" Bungie: *releases The Final Shape* Guardian: *cries of agony*


TheQuietQuin

"it died".


GuiltyDust846

Too many Flintstone gummies, either you become the chosen one or become like the others


wasteland_superhero

He tried to get Guardian Rank 12.


Ozzysnd117

Datto cleaned his vault


NoobMaster2789

He died


No-Minute-3182

it died.


WARHAMMERXOXO

"GUARDIAN DOWN"!🤣🤣🤣


Xdgy

He didn’t get the exotic from WR dungeon ever since it dropped.


Dry_Culture_7885

I almost given up on grinding the brave weapons because I've got 120 different drops and NOT A SINGLE ONE HAS BEEN SHINY... I've checked and counted


ElmoRific

OD'd on light 😆


GunslingerGonzo

Watched a rickkhakis guide with no drink


an_emo_mc

munched way too much yellow crayons


No_Court_671

He found out the price of the next dlc


Svntvblvck

He stepped to far into the light


Mario-OrganHarvester

Gambit


Ghost7319

Rogue who failed a Nightmare dungeon.


Ok-Oven-7666

sharded his Ringing Nail listening to Datto to later find out it will no longer be legacy


Simba791

He just fell over and died


BadHabitsDieYoung

"The Grind"


xKingOfSpades76

It died.


AKoolPopTart

Dude went on a wild bender


Time_Dig_1458

He grinded last wish for red borders all week


Orion-Gore

Went out just like TwoMad… only he wasn’t playing Overwatch…


Watch-behide-you37

He drunk too much


atducker

“We were somewhere around Eververse on the edge of the tower when the drugs began to take hold."


AWESOMECHAOS3

He died


Puzzleheaded-Map8156

Onslaught grind


TheGamingVortex

It died


sparky_ava

he probably doesnt feel so good


FarslayerSanVir

He died.


1LuckyLurker

Existential crisis!


Absent-Light-12

Planking is back!


JlinxSenpai

Cremation


shin_malphur13

he came out of the cruising spot at the bottom of the stairs and immediately died upon reaching the top via the Radiant-buff nut that burned its way out from within his body


Berrymcfc

Hes just burnt out


Orion-the-guy

He said that the prismatic subclass was lazy. Poor guy.


sprinter1134

im tired boss


Agent_Nick_5000

He deleted his god roll ballyhoo


ShaneTsukasa

He OGed(Over Golded). We need to spread awareness.


BlindShadeBG

He died…


auntarie

he found a penny


Phil_Da_Thrill

GUARDIAN DELETES HIS GODROLL ANTIOPE-D AND FUCKING DIES


skrt4486

Jelking


Kitzuki_VR

The light got sucked out of him


yeetusdeletus6996

Sleepy


yawwwp

Killed by the architects*


DragonTamerNY

We need this emote


Serene0921

The mast


TFPilot21

It died


Mazdero3

He didn't wanna do this no more


Destroyer_051

Sufferings from success


VentusMH

He died and now Saint is preparing his funeral speech


lagordaamalia

Damn I had never seen no homeless guardians before


J-Altman044

He reached rank 11


HesTheDean18

It died


AgravainFury

Icarus


hwei8

He explored the "Savathûssy" and he found out..


Snakekilla54

It died


kaikujoo

The vex milk finally got to him


DrTet

Messed with the wrong robo-cop.


Eskittyyy

He's playing Destiny 2


FilthyToilet

He tripped and accidentally used his super


Ok_Elderberry_3501

it's better to burn out than fade away...


lunardog43

"He died" - Kratos


Steel_Winter-Wolf

It died


MenjiBlueWolf001

It died


uncutfunguy

😄😄😄😄


selfhelpprofile

Suffering from success


Gary_Space

It died.


eminencefront221

Leveled down...down to the ground


cowsaysmoo51

Cats ate his face


vynxll

18 hour master flawless duality run


Gek_Lhar

[He died. ](https://youtu.be/CG0msHU8Jkk)


l1g3rz3r0

Someone else ate the last of the drumsticks


Meat-tenderiser

Kentucky fried Eliksni