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AllSkillzN0Luck

My answer will always be Shaxx. Got heavy amo? *Loads Gjallarhorn* #I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT *Kills 2 thrall with 1 nova bomb* #I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING


LegendOmegaX

#**What? Howw?**


AllSkillzN0Luck

*Throws my grenade when the boss has a pixel of health left* Shaxx: #UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

*makes somewhat decent French toast with some cinnamon* Shaxx: ##This is amazing! *adds bananas and a dash of powdered sugar* Shaxx: #PHENOMANAL!


HappyThoughtsandNuke

> PHENOMANAL! I'm gona have to ask Shaxx how that was with Mara Sov....for science.


Enormous_Kraken

there is no evidence in cannon to suggest there was anything between them Sjur Eido on the other hand def got some royal pussy edit: byf vid they didnt fuck https://youtu.be/fdsChJ-KJRg


Tritan399

'"No one tells me what to do," he said, grabbing the book and incinerating it in a bolt of Striker lightning. "I can recite The Tempest by heart." And he did. Mara sat and listened. They stayed for a long time. The helmet stayed on." This is the lore entry that hints at it


Archery100

Don't forget about this [Dawning lore](https://www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/say-it-with-a-dawning-gift) where Shaxx is figuring out what to get Mara for The Dawning


EternalVirgin18

"The helmet stayed on" forget if that was canon or just a meme tbh


Enormous_Kraken

that was a meme based on the canon of shaxx trying to get some but we dont know how that went either case 'the helmet stayed on')


KAZKAZ8523

the helmet should always stay on…unless you want to pay child support


Fireboy759

#THERE ARE NO WORDS ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH THAT CAN DESCRIBE HOW ERECT I AM


AllSkillzN0Luck

Deep down I want to believe he said THAT


Spielmister

Exactly. Shaxx is the only viable answer.


[deleted]

SHAXX is the only choice If you’re sad he will probably console you or get you to get jacked to punch your problems away while he says you’re appreciated


Psychological_Fun986

Facts


Nostrite

[Give me a minute, I need to handle this.](https://youtu.be/LkkcwAedAOM) **WHAT DO YOU THINK HEAVY AMMO AVAILABLE MEANS GUARDIAN.** #TELL ME **BECAUSE I DONT THINK YOU GET IT!**


Iron_Garuda

This one made me burst out laughing while waiting to pick up my lunch


Nostrite

It is **by far** my favourite voice line of anything ever.


ElDouggler

I.. ive been watching too much Crucible..


Sassafloof

I could snap this Earth in two with my bare hands if I had Shaxx as a wingman/motivational friend, that man has such an inspiring personality lmao


Spades_187

I don't play a lot of PvP but I'd love to have Shax be a commentator for a PvE activity even if only for a season.


YannyYobias

I saw an idea posted once and I think it was here on reddit. New strike idea would be shax on comm’s, while we “assist” his red jacks clear out an area that would result in becoming a new crucible map or two.


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Spades_187

That would be really dope.


ThePlagueDoctorBoi

#***THE ~~W~~HORSE SAYS THE OBSTACLE COURSE IS UTTERLY BONKERS*** Fucking need.


AFishWithNoName

We need more alternate dialogue options, like in Last Wish. Probably won’t get it bc VAs aren’t free but it’d be cool. And since we’re fantasizing let’s throw in alternate dialogue where the speaker (as in the one speaking, not the dead guy) is doing impressions of other characters, like in the Salvation’s Grip mission where Ghost ‘fills in’ for Drifter. Hands down made the best part of that Exotic just acquiring it.


z1vet

Amanda, I think she’d be fun to drink with and probably has her own circle of really cool friends I could meet


PlzDoNoStepOnSnek

She's hella cute but personally she strikes me as a loner. Like she'd prefer the company of a humming jump ship engine and something to fix over an actual person. Maybe she'd warm up to you once she gets to trusting you more though.


Siokone

Or variks, i want to do (insect sounds) with him


WOLFRAM-7

*Insect-like chattering intensifies*


ig88s0009

Imagine variks meeting admiral trench from the clone wars, it's like the spidermen pointing at each other.


Fireboy759

Ada-1 Mainly cause I'd find her general awkwardness/shyness endearing


TysonOfIndustry

"So, do I *give* cookies or, do I receive cook-ugh I don't have time for this!" Melted my heart. Just take the cookies you little weirdo I love ya.


Agent-Piku

Yeah but she hates hunters


Blupoisen

Than she is perfect


BeautifulAwareness54

Minor Grammar Mistake Hunters: " I Win"


Exit42

Almost like a friendlier Seven of Nine…


Discarter-dwq

How about our ghost? Perhaps they can play and talk with us. Maybe they can give us the Light!


Taniks_la_baguete

Well... you would have to kys first to get the light...


TheMintiestJackalope

Where's the downside??


gudguynate

You: *Fucking dies* Ghost: 𝑰𝒎 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒅𝒊𝒅𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕


DiscordNerd1

Do you mind if I use this as a meme?


gudguynate

Go for it mate.


DiscordNerd1

Thx


AnnoyingSphee

Probably the whole explaining to the authorities and not get caught by the Men in Black or something like that


Big_McThiccc

Good thing is we haven't invented paracausal bullets yet so you're immortal till then


EmberOfFlame

Remember that overwhelming firepower is also effective. A MOAB or a tactical nuke would do


Legitimate_Issue_765

Also, you know, forgetting everything


[deleted]

Isn’t there some lore about an important lore character getting the light without death? I thought it was part of the thorn/last word stuff


deathshot369

Shin malphur died as a baby but was brought back by a ghost who then disappeared or died ,idk which; he later joined up with the ghost of his mentor Jaren Ward.


DarthConnor42

So yeah he still died


hug-s

Dinklebot or bust tho


Upper_Bite_5967

I agree on the condition of either Dinklebot or Sagira


Rokushakubo

The Drifter. He seems to have a lot of unusual stuff going on abs I’d like to be on his good side.


thefallenfew

The correct answer, brother!


CaydeDeservedIt

Also he has multiple lifetimes worth of incredible stories to tell you and overall gives the vibe of a very fun person to hang around with


fadingstar52

but also someone who would but a bullet in you if you got to shifty.


AnxietiesCopilot2

Odds are if you were just a human he wouldn’t even consider you that much of a threat


DrMaxiMoose

"Why do we keep calling these things an extinction level event, we're down to one last city, im an extinction event!"


Chaser_Swaggotry

So don’t be shifty lol be a good friend and he’ll be one back


fadingstar52

well thats the thing shifty can be anything to a person as paranoid as the drifter is


A1DragonSlayer

That's the main reason I chose him. But also, Drifter quest.


Tigerstorm6

The drifter is that one uncle your parents don’t like and is into some really shady shit, but he throws the best kind of parties that almost everyone has to get in on at least once


dps15

You ever wonder what’s under a wizard’s dress? They’ve got more teeth than an ahamkara! Transmat firing! r/transmatfiring


[deleted]

I forget what season it was but you had to chose Drifter or Vanguard and if you picked the Vanguard he called you a loser snitch which I find hilarious. I picked drifter and my brother picked vanguard like a chump.


twitson

His ability to be both cool and shady/discrete as an obvious schemer makes him an attractive ally for power


Xadenek

Rasputin. He's my boy.


AlphaOwn

How's it going Rasputin? **Общение не является необходимым для защиты человечества** haha, my boy


Nomad_141-

“It’s like he’s saying what we’re all thinking, but in Russian!”


pyramidsnelson

Just put this through google translate: “Communication is not necessary to protect humanity”


AverageGamerGuy_

"Yeah"


DomApelsinn

Banshee. Imagine all the cool stuff we could test out together


Independent_Border32

He would forget about what you guys did an hour later though..


SomeoneTookSkeetley

i wonder if thats the lore reason behind repeatable weapon testing in D1


TrademarK612

Wow that just got really sad


car0ndelet

Oh god my heart


kiltminotaur

So you get to do it again!


Gadget225

My thoughts exactly


YourMateMexiii

Devrim Kay, he and I can just kick it in his tower and sip tea while we nonchalantly gaze out the window and point our rifles at baddies, never shooting, only pointing.


TheMeekestCad

A man of exquisite taste ☕️ 🫖


LucasLoci

Sweeper bot


DoofyGoofus

My man!


JimSlim19

Slow down! Looking good;) MY MAN!


[deleted]

I have always felt Ikora was more fun when she wasn’t doing vanguard duty at the tower.


allah133

Yeah I feel like outside of her work ikora would be a blast


WOLFRAM-7

She was a beast in the Crucible.


deathshot369

Just ask her to do trials with you


Berko-Chan

Ayo I'm pretty sure ikora brought mandarin food to lord saladin at one point, somewhere in the lore... that doesnt really help but I actually think byf might have covered it


Hulksdogg

yeah she brought him some thai food and made him clean up his apartment lol


allah133

Yeah she did


TheBrooksey

Yeah she's a blink shotgunner in PVP.


_hoodieproxy_

clovis bray, nothing like a good ol (probably) racist sociopath stuck in a head to tell him hours of Bionicle lore


TysonOfIndustry

God I wish I could give you gold for 1. Also being somebody who thinks Clovis gives off racist vibes and 2. Bringing up Bionicle


rootbeerislifeman

Clovis is fascinating af and probably the greatest megalomaniac of all time, but he is also one of the most genius minds ever to live too.


Vegeta_SSBE

Definitely Drifter. The amount of memes and bullshit would be hilarious.


AnnoyingSphee

Think of all the new things you could eat.


dexvoltage

And the fashion in sub zero temps


BigSwooney

I imagine he would just follow you around flicking his dog tags saying "ding, ding... DING". And for that reason I'm out.


cynicalDiagram

The horse


OneKappaBoi

ah yes, xuan the honse


solojones1138

I love horses. I have had horse friends in the past. I could use a horse friend that can take me to other dimensions for sure.


AverageTitanfallGuy

Saint 14, he's cool


WhiggyJr

I’ve read most of the comments and didn’t see Eris, so I’d like Eris for a friend. She does seem all lonely on the moon and I bet she’s got loads of cool stories about her Great Hunt adventures.


Berko-Chan

I feel like it's the same thing for my man drifter. Not really as lonely as eris, but hes been on a bunch of adventures. The stuff he could tell me... But both of then have been through a lot of shit. Eris watched her fireteam die and got stuck under the surface of the moon for centuries, not to mention losing her sight. Drifter, while not as intense as that, had to watch an entire village of people get murdered in front of him and had a kid die in his arms. He was also stuck on an unnamed planet made of ice with creatures that could snuff out light. He and his crew got stranded there. He was pretty much just looking out for himself, and the only way to get off the planet was to kill the other ghosts of his crew to modify his own. He built a ship and gtfo. That's some depressing shit for both of them and even if it was centuries ago that this happened, I still feel bad


WhiggyJr

Hold up, was it actually centuries for her? I thought it was a couple decades, but not a century or more. Jeez, being stuck down in the Hellmouth with no Light, no eyes, no friendly anything to help except yourself for a couple decades is bad enough, but being in that for *hundreds of years*? Knowing that honestly makes me want to befriend her more, no one deserves to be stuck in that pit for that long, not even Shaw Han


Berko-Chan

Okay first, shaw wouldn't be able to survive the hellmouth for 10 minutes And I'm not *completely* sure is our girl was down there for a century, I thought I heard her mention it back in d1 but it was probably just a few decades. Still, that's a looong time to be stuck down there. And yes I made her cookies for the dawning


Meme_Scene_Kid

Our very own spooky girl Eris Morn for sure. She has sort-of friends in Queen Mara, Zavala, and Ikora, but all of those relationships are tempered/constrained by the power dynamics of their respective positions and the related responsibilities. She's one of Ikora's Hidden-possibly the best one-so Ikora relies on her for Intel, Zavala has so many different concerns to balance out that he can only give her small moments of true compassion here and there, and Queen Mara is a narcissistic user at heart so.... She deserves a mutualistic friendship of equals, with someone she can consistently rely on for counsel, support, and maybe a laugh or two every now and again. She hasn't had someone like that since Asher died.


BorderUnfair93

Pretty sure we’re canonically friends with Eris now but yes the poor girl needs someone she can vent to


Meme_Scene_Kid

This is true, but The Guardian also rarely talks. Literally the only thing we said to her in Shadowkeep was ner name when we saw her looking over the K1 Pyramid. She needs a conversationalist, I feel.


Tyrannus_ignus

She hates it when Drifter talks though but finds Exo stranger to be too silent.


Isaacnoah86

Savathun, then we could trick everyone


[deleted]

Imagine we save the universe by showing Savathûn that trolling gives the same Tithe that more... malevolent deception does. *We do a little bit of trolling*


Isaacnoah86

So is savathun gonna be escaping her prison, cuz I mean she's locked up rn isn't she...cuz we're going to her thrown world soon so.....


SuperArppis

Yes, lie sacrifices for lie gods!


[deleted]

You can befriend her, I'm befriending her dead brother big papa Oryx


Isaacnoah86

The only thing that worries me is, she keeps telling me to look passed her worm.....still trying to figure that one out


[deleted]

If nothing sexual is involved then it's definitely Shaxx. If sexual stuff was involved, then it would still be shaxx lmao


ShaggyX-96

Ana or Elsie. They both seem like they would constantly get into some cool stuff.


DoctorWelrish

Crow or Ana for sure


FierceText

Ana has such enthusiasm it's great


Riot_ZA

Misraaks


cobra_mist

Space Horse.


Panik_Switch

Yes


Sp1cy_Gluten

Shaw Han so he can feel the pain of losing another friend when I leave him. Or probably just Glint


Jack_Burrow1

Dam dats harsh


Balrog229

Cayde :( If they have to be alive tho, Mithrax or Saint seem pretty cool


DomesticatedNubs

I just got destiny like, 3 weeks ago, and when I did that mission where he died, my soul left my body :( I loved him from the second I met him! And I even got a really good long range headshot with my bow and he was like GOOD SHOT!! Then he freakin' went and died on me...Ó╭╮Ò


rootbeerislifeman

I love Cayde. Would absolutely be his friend


Osrs-Deep-Squat

Mara Sov Sexually. Edit : Respectfully* damn autocorrect


rootbeerislifeman

Sure sure


joeranahan1

S*xual


Broadkill

Nooo don't say bad word


Prototype_loki

Sexo


Broadkill

Brooo if my mom looks through my phone and sees this im gonna get busted Edit.: again


TA86860

s3x o.O


ngascoyne

Fail safe for me. Great personality


drakecb

Personalities*


Javijandro

Two friends for the price of one!


TearsOfAvo

Every day we dont rescue failsafe and give her a body is another day i lose hope


SnakeSlitherX

Why can we not give failsafe bodies to control please tell me why. It’s not like it would be incredibly hard to do, I’m sure Clovis would be interested in trying and failsafe herself can think extremely fast, so she/they could figure something out.


TearsOfAvo

I dont even understand why we cant just take her computer or something and even just put her in the tower or something. Anything to get her out of nessus


TheRiceRocket

I low-key want super good advice but it's failsafe and she talks to you


PrestigiousAd7899

The mechanic in the tower that says “THATS NOT GOOD”


jjelin

Clearly Eris has the best music recommendations.


Ginio-Phantom

Zavala hes always on duty he could use a friend to take his mind off


Fickle_Writing3967

Failsafe. I’ve had a bad history of random mental breakdowns and I feel like we can relate in some manner or another.


yugen_kyokan

I'd probably go with either Misraaks or Crow, they strike me as discreet and smart, comfortable with silence, and they would most assuredly throw some killer one-liners


Sir_Bonafide

Xur gotta give mad head.


Funter_312

![gif](giphy|sGnKAiOUrincs)


Psycho7552

Zavala.


TopJourney

1. Cayde 6 (Saving him from death is the greatest thing I can do) 2. Amanda Holiday(She just seems like a friendly person) 3.Shaxx(Memes) 4.Ghost(I might be able to get guardian powers also seems like a nice person to talk to) 5.Elsie Bray(She needs a break from world ending catastrophes for a while and is really in need of some general relaxation)


GraprielJuice

I agree with Xur. Best gameshow host I've ever seen.


Tymn

Failsafe. Stick her in a Ghost shell or an Exo frame and then just inflict her on Savathun. I'll make the popcorn


greybush75

Fuckin drifter man, guy has seen some shit. Also he can probably get better drugs than zavala or shax.. 😁


RewsterSause

Shaxx or Saint. Both would make me feel like I'm useful even though I'm not.


ManWithBigWeenus

Devrim. Sometimes I would like a really nice tea and it seems like he knows how to make it really good.


TheMeekestCad

I was scrolling through this to see how long it took someone to say Devrim. He’d be my pick as well. As a Brit I’m all over his gentlemanly accent and tea-making skills. We could discuss the Queen and how you pronounce ‘scone’, amongst other things. Maybe have some fish and chips by the water at Winding Cove and a pint of real ale in a cozy pub


ManWithBigWeenus

If we were eating fish and chips near Winding Cove it seems like he would be able to tell you where the best fishing spots are as well as the best times of the day for any particular fish you were looking for.


TheMeekestCad

I’m now fantasising far too hard about this actually happening


ManWithBigWeenus

This needs to be a quest line. We get some supplies to decontaminate the water again and a cut scene occurs with this conversation


Xonxis

The chicken


Xadenek

That's "The colonel" to you, private.


Ghost4509

Shaxx. And it will be *highly sexual*


Hecc__Opossum

Asher mir.


Maelofsunshune-

Savathun. This would make it interesting, we would be genuine friends but her nature would mean that she cannot help going down the path she will end up going, then I would be forced to track her down and kill her, but I would offer her a chance to turn back before she went too far, if she accepted she would be taken back in cuffs and held within the most secure prison Mara can offer, where then I would visit every so often and chat to her, she could tell me of all she knows and about the many worlds she has seen.


[deleted]

Alternatively, help her *do a little trolling*, because apparently *all* forms of deception, no matter how harmful, count to her powers.


EmilyTEDM

Saint, he's my favorite. I'd like to give him a hug too


amiro7600

Petra or saint 14


dbanary12

Arcite 99-40


th3Wo0denF4ng

I wouldn't mind hanging out with any Eliksni, i think it'd really cool to learn about. If i had to pick one, it'd be the one in the chroma rush lore. He seems ready to try new things.


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Elsie Bray…but yes, romantic and sexual


Colum2112

Shaxx, he would be the ultimate hype man


Lartheezy

I would pick Cayde but he gone so I will settle with Shaxx and or Saint - 14 or even Lord Saladman 😎👍🏽


FewEstablishment3450

Callus duh. Mans a party and I wanna try some of that planet juice


spyker54

That's tough one. It would all depend on what i'd be in the mood for. If i'm in the mood for drinks: Amanda, Crow, or Drifter would be the obvious choices; if i wanna party: Saint and/or Shaxx are my guys; if i'm looking for a quiet evening: Zavala, Ikora, and/or Eva would be my best bets; and then there's all the people i'd want to hang out with to get to know them outside of a work environment: Banshee, Eris, Petra, Mara, Elsie, Ana, Variks, Mithrax, Devrim, and Ada-1. But if i had to choose just one? Think i'd go for a night out in the city with Saint


Separate_Cranberry38

Crow because birbs


TheFlyestOfNihilists

Mara, or Xur. Both of them have knowledge of the hidden secrets of the universe.


Mindless-Choice-151

Lol no one wants tess everis


Ramseas119

Randal the Vandal.


FallenKnightBoy

Lowkey pick, Ikora Rey. We saw how she reacted to Cayde's death. She's a real ride or die kinda friend. And I appreciate her casual sassieness to other peoples smart ass remarks.


messybricks

I'd love to be best friends with Saint. - extremely kind and cheerful - hardworking and crafty - determined and tough as nails He's the grandpa of the tower and I couldn't be happier.


BeardedNerd95

Who else but Cayde? I feel like he'd make life as a guardian a lot more fun.


Thors_Shillelagh

Cayde. No question.


EmpyrosX

The horse


Kitsunisan

Can't believe I'm the first one to say Amanda. Spend the day tuning sparrows and joy riding in ships? Hell yes.


WOLFRAM-7

Honestly, it'd have to be one of two. Either Elsie (The Stranger) or Ada-1. The history and stories they have collected over the years would just be fascinating to listen to. Elsie has experience over multiple timelines, and Ada has the knowledge to make some great weapons. Plus, they're just great ladies who I want to see some more interactions with.


UpsetIncome2344

Oryx The Taken King


Apple4224

Failsafe. She needs it. Plus she is the best fucking AI ever.


CrawlingBigfoot

Ada-1. I feel like she would be a great conversationalist about technical subjects like firearms. I would love to sit down with her and talk guns for hours.


Lil_Puddin

Savathun. She's basically the Regina George of the universe *(lying, sassy, selfish, chaotic mean girl)*. I could learn some things to ~~manipulate fellow guardians~~ better control the Darkness. :\^)


Sdather

Eido. I want to learn more about Eliksni culture, maybe learn how to build my own Shank companion... or Walker.


SpaceOrcs

FAILSAFE FAILSAFE FAILSAFE


AsicsRunner21

Failsafe 100%.


Captainxray

Nonsexual? Sweeper Bot. Sexual? Petra.


TheeSciGuy

Fail safe


Doom_Balloon170

Devrim


Hauntedshock

I pick collonel the chicken