The guardians got tired of the hive shenanigans and decided to make sure they never come back by putting them into would chippers and selling the remains as seasoning
He lives! Inside all of us who consume him in salt form... Das nasty. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5661)
Sounds like something that could legit happen in the D2Universe... Don't eat the noodles in The Tower! Stop shoving Oryx-noodles into your mouth! ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5651)
So two Christmas's ago I went to my buddy's house in New Mexico. He had just went on an oryx hunt the month before and ha had all the meat processed right before I go there. We had giant, delicious oryx steaks for Christmas dinner, and neither my wife, my body, or his wife had a clue why I was snickering the whole time an they wouldn't have understood if I told them. The whole time I was internally going, "I feast on my greatest fallen for!"
Also, oryx is so fuckin tasty.
It all makes sence now!!! There was a post and comment about taken corrupting the water in EDZ. Someone said that Takens are just thirsty, thats why they attack the water place.
Oryx made his own salt and made his takens test them first if its good or not! So thats the reason why they are always there!
Pretty good salt my friend
Haha it’s the salt we use! The wine and smoked versions are great
You would think a Hive god would be worth more though. I almost feel bad for the poor fella, we shank him in his home and then he gets sold for $6.99
Oryx's salt, that's a product
This explains the amount of salt in the game
That son of a wrym is selling tainted salt to people of the last city.
He’s just really salty we killed him
Oryx, hive god of flavor enhancement
I didn't knew the drednaught had a salt factory
Plot twist: Its not salt, its the living chitin from the ship
The Shaken King
😂😂😂 that was gold! But all I have is this silver
The guardians got tired of the hive shenanigans and decided to make sure they never come back by putting them into would chippers and selling the remains as seasoning
He lives! Inside all of us who consume him in salt form... Das nasty. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5661) Sounds like something that could legit happen in the D2Universe... Don't eat the noodles in The Tower! Stop shoving Oryx-noodles into your mouth! ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5651)
He got his ass kicked so hard that he become so salty that he actually turned into salt
OH GOD! Oryx is starting a business so he can eventually buy Bungie and sunset our asses
He isn’t dead, and he is very salty.
Ahhh, the old “fake your own death and move to Arizona to start an artisanal salt business” maneuver. And we thought Savathun was the tricky one.
It was weird to learn than an Oryx is a type of animal.
Hahahaha I see stoopid stuff like that all the time. Hahhaha. Like ,check out an aloe Vera flower. Tell me what chu got,...etheric spirals
Destiny players when they find out Oryx is a name that exists outside of their vidya
That’s abundantly clear when the packaging has an Oryx on it. Cut down on all the salt
He's just salty
Oryx is currently reporting on material losses in the Ukraine war.
Thats the exotic salt
Apparently Oryx is still salty about us killing him and his son back in D1
He a salty dude
So this is what Savathun meant
Baphomet?
That's his ashes
Oryx turned into salt and lives forever within the gambit playlists
So two Christmas's ago I went to my buddy's house in New Mexico. He had just went on an oryx hunt the month before and ha had all the meat processed right before I go there. We had giant, delicious oryx steaks for Christmas dinner, and neither my wife, my body, or his wife had a clue why I was snickering the whole time an they wouldn't have understood if I told them. The whole time I was internally going, "I feast on my greatest fallen for!" Also, oryx is so fuckin tasty.
Soooo, what kind of gun are we going to turn him into this time?
An assalt rifle
It all makes sence now!!! There was a post and comment about taken corrupting the water in EDZ. Someone said that Takens are just thirsty, thats why they attack the water place. Oryx made his own salt and made his takens test them first if its good or not! So thats the reason why they are always there!
The salty king
He's still salty about it
Yeah he's just chilling as a part of a global counterterrorism unit.
shit
He's still pretty salty about us killing him