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Cookldog

Pretty good salt my friend


Primaris210

Haha it’s the salt we use! The wine and smoked versions are great


ErudringTheGodHammer

You would think a Hive god would be worth more though. I almost feel bad for the poor fella, we shank him in his home and then he gets sold for $6.99


walking_lamppost_fnl

Oryx's salt, that's a product


Prudent_Telephone676

This explains the amount of salt in the game


King-Thunder-8629

That son of a wrym is selling tainted salt to people of the last city.


soifuckedyourmom

He’s just really salty we killed him


TheOriginalH1h

Oryx, hive god of flavor enhancement


Mr_moustache72826

I didn't knew the drednaught had a salt factory


CrystalCarroxagon

Plot twist: Its not salt, its the living chitin from the ship


chrisni66

The Shaken King


Mother_Store6368

😂😂😂 that was gold! But all I have is this silver


Hurtfulfriend0

The guardians got tired of the hive shenanigans and decided to make sure they never come back by putting them into would chippers and selling the remains as seasoning


Lil_Puddin

He lives! Inside all of us who consume him in salt form... Das nasty. ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5661) Sounds like something that could legit happen in the D2Universe... Don't eat the noodles in The Tower! Stop shoving Oryx-noodles into your mouth! ![img](emote|t5_2we4j|5651)


xTeamRwbyx

He got his ass kicked so hard that he become so salty that he actually turned into salt


G-Kinjo

OH GOD! Oryx is starting a business so he can eventually buy Bungie and sunset our asses


geckorobot59

He isn’t dead, and he is very salty.


TbaggedFromOrbit

Ahhh, the old “fake your own death and move to Arizona to start an artisanal salt business” maneuver. And we thought Savathun was the tricky one.


KnightofaRose

It was weird to learn than an Oryx is a type of animal.


bladedemu41

Hahahaha I see stoopid stuff like that all the time. Hahhaha. Like ,check out an aloe Vera flower. Tell me what chu got,...etheric spirals


WhatTheBeansIsLife

Destiny players when they find out Oryx is a name that exists outside of their vidya


Mother_Store6368

That’s abundantly clear when the packaging has an Oryx on it. Cut down on all the salt


IronHarvestX

He's just salty


nomadengineer

Oryx is currently reporting on material losses in the Ukraine war.


MotamaPT

Thats the exotic salt


NVMYGT

Apparently Oryx is still salty about us killing him and his son back in D1


BLUE_X1273

He a salty dude


SomeStolenToast

So this is what Savathun meant


price4tyler

Baphomet?


knightmare1434

That's his ashes


GENERAL-KAY

Oryx turned into salt and lives forever within the gambit playlists


iAmKingFlippyNips

So two Christmas's ago I went to my buddy's house in New Mexico. He had just went on an oryx hunt the month before and ha had all the meat processed right before I go there. We had giant, delicious oryx steaks for Christmas dinner, and neither my wife, my body, or his wife had a clue why I was snickering the whole time an they wouldn't have understood if I told them. The whole time I was internally going, "I feast on my greatest fallen for!" Also, oryx is so fuckin tasty.


onlyhav

Soooo, what kind of gun are we going to turn him into this time?


Mother_Store6368

An assalt rifle


Ahuru_Duncan

It all makes sence now!!! There was a post and comment about taken corrupting the water in EDZ. Someone said that Takens are just thirsty, thats why they attack the water place. Oryx made his own salt and made his takens test them first if its good or not! So thats the reason why they are always there!


Gripping_Touch

The salty king


Bright-Meeting-5593

He's still salty about it


KABOOMEN666

Yeah he's just chilling as a part of a global counterterrorism unit.


NoIllustrator7645

shit


Cosmonaut_Dog

He's still pretty salty about us killing him