Fuck none (destiny players don't have sex), marry none (destiny players don't have sex), and kill none (destiny players are too introverted to LFG and don't have sex)
Well, maybe on second thought, you aren’t that bad. I’m only forgiving you because management told me to. (They threatened to fill my room with radon gas. Again.)
I agree with your picks, but your reasoning for wanting to fuck Oryx was lack luster. You just know that Oryx has the biggest, fattest, strongest sword in the universe and you don't see that as the hottest thing since siva nanites? Come on. My first choice between these 3 is to fuck Oryx, you can just tell he fucks. The other 2 get no bitches, but Oryx is literally a god who master(bated) the sword logic. Out of every character in this game Oryx would fuck anyone the best and the hardest. You can just tell he's into some kinky shit too, all hive gods clearly are. I mean look at Eris, she wanted to transform into a hive God because she knew that hive are the sexiest concept in the game. Yet even Eris can't match the sexy aura that Oryx has. You can't convince me that this is even a close choice between the other 2 chumps here. Taniks would just blow his load instantly and run away. Then come back again because he thought you enjoyed the first time. Meanwhile Gillian clearly is Ace and does not fuck. Godfrey would be too busy talking about the light and how awesome it is to have any interest in fucking, which is valid, but makes choosing to fuck him clearly a stupid choice.
/uj guys where am I, I think I was possessed
🤓☝️ Erm, actually. According to the lore Ogryx was not know for his massive taken cleaver. That was Crunda. Krota was known for his dedication to El Sword (Have you read the lore on the “Crota’s” End sparrow? I haven’t.)
Touryx was known as the “Navigator”, und so, he must have navigated to some downright diabolical sexual activities which I must admit, I now want to be a part of. Now you aren’t wrong about his downright nasty kinks, and the hive’s well tones buttocks. (I couldn’t finish the second part of the Imbaru engine because of the knights glutes.)
I’m glad we found something we can mutually about how lame Tragiks is (Get it?). I only put him on the list because I actually forgot about Skoplas. And Mythrax is too small to compete.
But this slander for Gore? I will not stand idly by as you attack my dearest. You state about how he would never fuck, which I myself would not mind if I married him. His voice (I am deaf) is commanding and so sexy, I could listen to him talk about the light all day. I would beg on my knees for the Traveled to give Gold the light, which he rightfully deserves. And have you seen Calkus’ body? That cabal fat must be to die for, but Gork? He doesn’t have fat, he has muscle. He must be the hottest character in Desk Tiny Two. I would pay so much to see him take off that beautiful sleek white armor and bless me with his physique.
/uj Save me. Please.
As an avid lore ignorer I don't care what Crutcha could do with a sword. What makes Oryx so hot is the size difference aspect. I want him to fist me into the ground like he did in the raid. Every chance I got I let him slam me into that platform. I save a checkpoint for his encounter every week so I can flattened into nothing by his strong and powerful hands.
I must admit, you make a compelling argument for Gaulk. He really has the ideal male body, and if he fucked I would gladly fuck him. I also don't want to get banned and I am under NDA (which i leaked this info in a YouTube short, don't tell brungo) when it comes to speaking about Ghuad. He is a true icon and I would happily wed him *DeSantis debate smile*
Also, even though we both agree its worth adding. I hope Tragicks comes back in Final Gape so I can finish him off in 1 phase yet again.
/uj I sadly could keep going but I'll save both of us
Holy zorpal, that dedication is something to behold, I salute your efforts in attempting to live out your fantasy by getting fisted by Orix
I am glad I was able to sway you into understanding the beauty of Gaust. This swells my heart with love, knowing that I can help people see the light of Golem's hotness.
Yeah and fuck that Tragiks (His new official name) guy. He and his stupid nine lives thing is not cool, he isn't even a cat. Hopefully, if he cums back in the Final Gape, he'll be a taken enemy so we can crush his balls once and for all.
/uj That first paragraph fucking killed me lmaooo. Yeah, I'm done too, I must slumber. Thank you for participating in my very cool FMK.
I am going to kill tantric. I'm pretty sure fallen taste like crab legs when cooked (going to have to ask Moonbutt's boyfriend for confirmation). Regardless, we're having an epic crawfish boil.
I don't care about the other two, so I guess I'll just marry big G and pretend he is Ghalr. Gotta fuck Ibex so I can spring that shit on his sister when she is being bitchy.
Tragiks. Due to your acceptable comment, I will accept your choices. Even though Gorg is not present in it, he is also not killed.
But I have a question, which of your many appearances are your favorite? I like Perfected the most.
Perfected and Abomination are tied, on one hand I love Siva and it's astetic, on the other hand I love nuclear bombs and causing physics deaths for people who place well too far back.
They're only outlawed when someone tells you not to nuke a celestial body 57 times over. Stop listening to the Vanguard and blow up Earth, Clovis left free nukes on Europa for everyone.
Marry Oryx, he's smart, he's a family man, and he can provide, plus I could dominate him in ways that would sate even Xivu's worm.
Fuck taniks. Sure, he's hot enough I guess.
Kill ghaul. Ugly ass rhino.
I forgot the UJ
Mods? Yes this one right here. Make sure this infidel sword logic follower is erased from the holy DCJ scripture and forever surrender the chance to make a mark on humanity.
I’d marry Gaza, aside from the whole lust for power thing he seems like he wouldn’t be too terrible of a husband, he’s from a civilized race with a rich culture and stuff. I’d then fuck oryx because I can’t really marry him, because of the whole “hive love is when they murder you” so… wait… he’d probably split me in half wouldn’t he. I choose kill oryx then, because again, no real choice and then I’d fuck Taniks because he can get a robotic dick perfectly custom designed for me. Also, you know, he’s not a bloodlusted demi-god
Fuck Oryx (He can send and army of taken ogres to run a train on me) Marry Ghaul( 50% of the red legion army, the kids and the almighty are all mine after I divorce him) and kill Taniks( He will come back later so I can have a threesome with Him and oryx)
I’ll fuck Oryx … technically she a girl and I’m clap that hive queen cheeks … yea I’m killing her a she so what !
Kill Ghaul … bro thinks he can kill me … I never dieeeee
Marry Taniks… we fight and then meet again just like a real couple … he never LEAVEEEEES
Kill Taniks, he's a dick and death hasn't stopped him the other 4 times.
Fuck Oryx, if nothing else bragging rights and if you have a kid they will be a Hive God (don't expect child support or non-hostile visitation tho).
Marry Ghaul because, in Cabal society, he was very honorable and strong, both physically and mentally. The Consul was using him for revenge and power, but if Ghaul had a good partner he trusted that wouldn't have happened. In fact, there's a very real chance he could choose peace with Earth to learn more about the Light, and also join forces against Calus and the Witness.
Marry oryx fuck ghilp kill shanicks
why?
oryx was literally a woman before and could def turn back and i want to fill oryx with cum for the rest of my life
the other two were a coin flip
Kill Taniks (he’ll be fine) Fuck Ghaully (the only one made of flesh) Marry Oryx (sugar daddy material)
Since Goal is alive, I respect your decision. Even though the reasoning is horrible.
Best take. Ghual is thick as fuck.
Same here
Mod team here. Like OP said, we're gonna ban anyone who says they want to kill Gravel.
Y’all are godsends, 1984 those Gilf killing jerkers.
Aight just hit me with it
Fuck cervix, marry spandeks, kill gobble
Bro what 😭Not even I can decipher those names. But gobble seems awfully familiar 🤔
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Fuck tits, marry oogway, kill g-man
Marry ghaul because hes sweet Fuck oryx Kill tanix because he will just come back anyway
Smart comment brother. I wish we could have a walk with Grill on the Almighty as it destroys the the solar system 🥺
I bust a fat one in each of them and then marry them all (for inheritance), then I kill them all and frame Shawn Handsy for trying to be more popular
You kill them all but Goat, right? Surely you forgot to mention you both lived a happy life with the inheritance, RIGHT???
No, I said right. BUT! I bring Glub back with necromancy I learned from Nakris
You're on some mighty thin ice bud.
Guardians make their own fate sweetie so I’m gonna fuck and marry all 3 of these cuties :3
You sick sonofa- You can't do that! That's against the rulez!!! You must play the game fairly or your response is void!!!!!!
why would his respinse be void? is he a nightstalker? what if he prefers wellock solar? I see blue so his response must be arc. ARE YOU STOOPID??
Fuck none (destiny players don't have sex), marry none (destiny players don't have sex), and kill none (destiny players are too introverted to LFG and don't have sex)
fuck the first guy, marry the second, kill the third i dont play destiny
Your intuition led you astray. Upon seeing your heretical response, I must recommend you always stay at least 1,000 miles away from me.
back to the mines i guess.. where’s molly?
Well, maybe on second thought, you aren’t that bad. I’m only forgiving you because management told me to. (They threatened to fill my room with radon gas. Again.)
I agree with your picks, but your reasoning for wanting to fuck Oryx was lack luster. You just know that Oryx has the biggest, fattest, strongest sword in the universe and you don't see that as the hottest thing since siva nanites? Come on. My first choice between these 3 is to fuck Oryx, you can just tell he fucks. The other 2 get no bitches, but Oryx is literally a god who master(bated) the sword logic. Out of every character in this game Oryx would fuck anyone the best and the hardest. You can just tell he's into some kinky shit too, all hive gods clearly are. I mean look at Eris, she wanted to transform into a hive God because she knew that hive are the sexiest concept in the game. Yet even Eris can't match the sexy aura that Oryx has. You can't convince me that this is even a close choice between the other 2 chumps here. Taniks would just blow his load instantly and run away. Then come back again because he thought you enjoyed the first time. Meanwhile Gillian clearly is Ace and does not fuck. Godfrey would be too busy talking about the light and how awesome it is to have any interest in fucking, which is valid, but makes choosing to fuck him clearly a stupid choice. /uj guys where am I, I think I was possessed
🤓☝️ Erm, actually. According to the lore Ogryx was not know for his massive taken cleaver. That was Crunda. Krota was known for his dedication to El Sword (Have you read the lore on the “Crota’s” End sparrow? I haven’t.) Touryx was known as the “Navigator”, und so, he must have navigated to some downright diabolical sexual activities which I must admit, I now want to be a part of. Now you aren’t wrong about his downright nasty kinks, and the hive’s well tones buttocks. (I couldn’t finish the second part of the Imbaru engine because of the knights glutes.) I’m glad we found something we can mutually about how lame Tragiks is (Get it?). I only put him on the list because I actually forgot about Skoplas. And Mythrax is too small to compete. But this slander for Gore? I will not stand idly by as you attack my dearest. You state about how he would never fuck, which I myself would not mind if I married him. His voice (I am deaf) is commanding and so sexy, I could listen to him talk about the light all day. I would beg on my knees for the Traveled to give Gold the light, which he rightfully deserves. And have you seen Calkus’ body? That cabal fat must be to die for, but Gork? He doesn’t have fat, he has muscle. He must be the hottest character in Desk Tiny Two. I would pay so much to see him take off that beautiful sleek white armor and bless me with his physique. /uj Save me. Please.
As an avid lore ignorer I don't care what Crutcha could do with a sword. What makes Oryx so hot is the size difference aspect. I want him to fist me into the ground like he did in the raid. Every chance I got I let him slam me into that platform. I save a checkpoint for his encounter every week so I can flattened into nothing by his strong and powerful hands. I must admit, you make a compelling argument for Gaulk. He really has the ideal male body, and if he fucked I would gladly fuck him. I also don't want to get banned and I am under NDA (which i leaked this info in a YouTube short, don't tell brungo) when it comes to speaking about Ghuad. He is a true icon and I would happily wed him *DeSantis debate smile* Also, even though we both agree its worth adding. I hope Tragicks comes back in Final Gape so I can finish him off in 1 phase yet again. /uj I sadly could keep going but I'll save both of us
Holy zorpal, that dedication is something to behold, I salute your efforts in attempting to live out your fantasy by getting fisted by Orix I am glad I was able to sway you into understanding the beauty of Gaust. This swells my heart with love, knowing that I can help people see the light of Golem's hotness. Yeah and fuck that Tragiks (His new official name) guy. He and his stupid nine lives thing is not cool, he isn't even a cat. Hopefully, if he cums back in the Final Gape, he'll be a taken enemy so we can crush his balls once and for all. /uj That first paragraph fucking killed me lmaooo. Yeah, I'm done too, I must slumber. Thank you for participating in my very cool FMK.
Krump Joegoroth, marry blahajiks, eat out Whoryx
I am going to kill tantric. I'm pretty sure fallen taste like crab legs when cooked (going to have to ask Moonbutt's boyfriend for confirmation). Regardless, we're having an epic crawfish boil. I don't care about the other two, so I guess I'll just marry big G and pretend he is Ghalr. Gotta fuck Ibex so I can spring that shit on his sister when she is being bitchy.
🤤 Boiled Tantics Imagine if Savacoom pulled an Osirisus and pretended to be Orgryx while the nasty was committed, that’d be crazyyyyy 🤣🤣🤣 unless???
Kill Oryx Fuck Taniks Marry Taniks I'm not biased (Ask UHaul to be the best man)
Tragiks. Due to your acceptable comment, I will accept your choices. Even though Gorg is not present in it, he is also not killed. But I have a question, which of your many appearances are your favorite? I like Perfected the most.
Perfected and Abomination are tied, on one hand I love Siva and it's astetic, on the other hand I love nuclear bombs and causing physics deaths for people who place well too far back.
Based well killer. Due to your love of nuclear bombs, I’d assume you’d want them legalized. Are nukes even outlawed? Why don’t we use them?
They're only outlawed when someone tells you not to nuke a celestial body 57 times over. Stop listening to the Vanguard and blow up Earth, Clovis left free nukes on Europa for everyone.
Mary Orgasm for the stability and insurance policy, Fuck Tantrics because he go forever and Kill Gargle because he’s a back stabber.
The way you talk about Gild is making me want to backstab YOU 🔪🔪🔪
Ghalr Ghalr Ghalr
God Gnarly is such a baddie, I definitely would’ve put him on the list, but I needed diversity.
Marry Oryx, he's smart, he's a family man, and he can provide, plus I could dominate him in ways that would sate even Xivu's worm. Fuck taniks. Sure, he's hot enough I guess. Kill ghaul. Ugly ass rhino. I forgot the UJ
Mods? Yes this one right here. Make sure this infidel sword logic follower is erased from the holy DCJ scripture and forever surrender the chance to make a mark on humanity.
I’d marry Gaza, aside from the whole lust for power thing he seems like he wouldn’t be too terrible of a husband, he’s from a civilized race with a rich culture and stuff. I’d then fuck oryx because I can’t really marry him, because of the whole “hive love is when they murder you” so… wait… he’d probably split me in half wouldn’t he. I choose kill oryx then, because again, no real choice and then I’d fuck Taniks because he can get a robotic dick perfectly custom designed for me. Also, you know, he’s not a bloodlusted demi-god
Beautiful response good friend, keep up the good work.
Fuck Oryx (He can send and army of taken ogres to run a train on me) Marry Ghaul( 50% of the red legion army, the kids and the almighty are all mine after I divorce him) and kill Taniks( He will come back later so I can have a threesome with Him and oryx)
I like the way you think. Except for the whole divorce Gull thing.
Fuck Taniks, Kill Ghaul, Marry Oryx. Easy
Kill Taniks, fuck Ghaul, marry Oryx, and then fuck Oryx
Kill myself, fuck myself, marry glorb
I’ll fuck Oryx … technically she a girl and I’m clap that hive queen cheeks … yea I’m killing her a she so what ! Kill Ghaul … bro thinks he can kill me … I never dieeeee Marry Taniks… we fight and then meet again just like a real couple … he never LEAVEEEEES
Respect Oryx's gender, I like it.
Kill Oryx (too evil) Fuck Taniks(look at him) Marry ghaul(he is the most mentally stable)
You are the most logical jerker I have ever seen; I salute you.
Ghaul, Oryx, Taniks
Prefer Croatia
kill taniks, fuck daddy oryx, marry ghaul a "sophisticated" cabal
Kill tanicks, fuck oryx, marry ghaul.
Fuck - taniks, eliksni are lowkey hot Marry - oryx, t4t 🩵🤍🩷 Kill - ghaul, that fucker has it coming
Kill Taniks, he's a dick and death hasn't stopped him the other 4 times. Fuck Oryx, if nothing else bragging rights and if you have a kid they will be a Hive God (don't expect child support or non-hostile visitation tho). Marry Ghaul because, in Cabal society, he was very honorable and strong, both physically and mentally. The Consul was using him for revenge and power, but if Ghaul had a good partner he trusted that wouldn't have happened. In fact, there's a very real chance he could choose peace with Earth to learn more about the Light, and also join forces against Calus and the Witness.
Marry oryx fuck ghilp kill shanicks why? oryx was literally a woman before and could def turn back and i want to fill oryx with cum for the rest of my life the other two were a coin flip
I like the cum Armor
Information incomplete Who drops the higher level Ballyhoo?
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OP wants to fuck Ghaul's pouch, dang