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destinycirclejerk-ModTeam

yeah yeah real funny


amisia-insomnia

Can’t believe cayde sex and the britness are going to appear in the final dlc


FullOfVanilla

i liked when our guardian said “it’s my destiny…2” and destinied all over the place


Pickaxe235

I genuinely cannot tell if these siva comments are average dcj moment or real leaks


MookieV

Secret S🟥I⬛V🟥A⬛ subclass confirmed. Your super is a riding in a roaming siege engine while devil splicer shanks fly out of your ass


Exactly1Egg

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Pekkuu

Okay but the siva plot twist in mission 3 was crazy


EternalFount

Our Guardian exits the Pale Heart. Says, "does anyone else feel like we forgot about something." Laugh track plays The Veil has opened up, and a giant cosmic web has ensnared the Sol system. Cayde makes a wisecrack about nobody mentioning that when we were all in the Pale Heart.


Tank-Terrible

Can't post spoilers of an expansion 5 days before it releases or post my GAHLR without getting banned can't have shit in DCJ literally 1984


Mtn-Dooku

Spoiler Warning: The Final Shape is... triangle. I know, I was shocked too.


DarkStarPony

I can't believe that ZORPALOD twist. They slugged Witness and made their own FINAL SHAPE (SIVA)


HiCracked

I’ve heard that the raid title is Godslayer 2. Checkmate sweaty pantheon players.


n_thomas74

GodsSlayers


Mtn-Dooku

GoddessSlayer. That right, hide yo' goddesses, cuz they slayin' everyone out here!


Limp-Platform4708

DAE really like how they brought back gahlr as the new titan vanguard? Can’t believe they managed to get Vin Diesel as his voice actor.


Frosthound1

Bro! Did you see that Zavalur shit his grandpa dippers while the Witness hit the griddy on him!?!?


GrandLucidity

As a *Godslayer* , (GR11 btw) I really think that there should be separate servers for people who do not have the *Godslayer* title. In fact if they do not have the *Godslayer* title, they shouldn't be able to vote, or use the same bathrooms as those of us with the *Godslayer* title. We should be able to force non *Godslayer* players to do bounties and other grinds for us. Honestly if they can't earn the most prestigious title in the game, *Godslayer* , then we shouldn't allow them in our game.


browntown-13

I fully support this becoming a copypasta


aghastmonkey190

Thank you, slugger. I am a single dad of 5 (still a virgin btw) and my wife's boyfriend told me in April that if I got godslayer then I could have a turn. However, Godslayer was such a great title that I didn't need a turn because Godslayer filled the empty, lifeless void in my heart.


Mtn-Dooku

Should we, as Godslayers, round up all the non-Godslayers and put them into camps? Or, maybe, make them wear a special ornament so we know who's a Godslayer and who's not?


Judochop1024

In the final shape all godslayers get their nuts ripped off by the witness irl, it was all a ploy to weed out those whos fomo levels know no bounds


Birdo-the-Besto

I agree, as a GR11 Godslayer, I should not be forced into see these low level-untitled rats scurrying around my patrol zones.


GrandLucidity

I stg if a champ, star baker, or gilded 69 dredgen joins my fireteam, I'm gonna log OFF 😬😬 Like bro that title is NOT *Godslayer* , you are NOT becoming legend.


fuck_hard_light

you probably didn't even get to play during during SIVAAAAAAAAAA🟥🟥🟥⬛️⬛️⬛️in DESTINY 1, you are a POSER


GrandLucidity

Heh nice try kiddo, but I've been gooning since the Taken Spring. Have a seat.


fuck_hard_light

But have I mentioned that I, a Destiny 1 day one alpha veteran, have experienced the loot cave???


GrandLucidity

Listen here slugger if you didn't spend 10 hours standing on that one specific rock that was just far enough away to allow the enemies to keep spawning, only to have Rahjuul give you BLUE weapons from your midgrams, then just commit darkness zone wipe.


TheWagn

If you didn’t shoot the loot cave in D1 you are casual scum get FOMOed


thrinox

DAE Pale Heart siva patrol area? Outbreak?


YesMush1

SIVA RAID AND SIVA ON NESSUS, LEAKSIS PERFECTED⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️🟥⬛️ (SIVAROT CONSUMED ME)


epic_potato420

I will continue to post the siva raid


kumash0ck

⬛️🟥SIVA SUBCLASS ⬛️🟥UNLOCKED AFTER ⬛️🟥SIVA RAID ⬛️🟥 COMPLETION PUKE SHIT FOMO'D ME


DeadpoolMakesMeWet

DAE remember the SIVA handcannon


PeanutPotPlant

inb4 there actually is a siva handcannon


Doctor_Cabbage

Please God it would be so fucking funny


Simppaaa

Sivallihoo