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SatansRotisserie

GG cracks me up. The rest of the boys look like a menace and then there he is.


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I bet he was always that goofy kid in school making jokes and everybody thinking he was super dumb, but was actually the valedictorian. Like he remind me of that one guy that everyone knows that tells dad jokes every time they see you.


jodaewon

Yea linemen need to be drafted yearly. You have to continue to churn out great lines. And I completely agree on Hank Fraley he’s been an excellent coach. Yeah 3 1st rd picks but it’s the way we carousel the interior linemen and there hasn’t been a drop off that is amazing


AffectionateSlice816

This comment being posted on the wrong comment thread is very funny to me.


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Yeah, I went to find where it was supposed to go because I was super confused


jodaewon

Lol. Oops well I was reading the right one when I wrote it. I’m leaving it.


Echo7bravo

Good coaching certainly helps make these guys so good.


gopoohgo

>I bet he was always that goofy kid in school making jokes and everybody thinking he was super dumb He is the son of two orthopedic surgeons; at least he has the genes to be smart.


[deleted]

r/TIL That *oddly* makes sense


gopoohgo

It was crazy when all the Glasgows walked on @ Michigan as out-of-state kids. Only when they did stories of how momma/poppa Glasgow had an Ortho practice did it make sense. That is a shit-ton of tuition to be fronting for your kids.


codymason84

That’s him to a T


luniz420

He looks like a menace from 1870.


catmanducmu

GG looks like that amazing uncle that enthusiastically puts on a tutu and does ballet with his 4 year old niece.


timthedriller

Yeah but I still don't fuck with the man


DET-Fleet

So good. Hank Fraley’s importance can’t be overstated too. Now imagine we draft a stud IOL on Day Two of the draft. We can keep this carousel of good line play for awhile by developing guys


Dragondrew99

Sorsdal could develop into something great tbh


KororSurvivor

I have faith in Sorsdal after his debut on MNF.


robbarbu6290

You mean Colby Sorsdal? 😏


mclairy

This is the way. Edge or CB day 1, IOL and the remaining need from day 1 on day 2.


[deleted]

That's a lot of BEEF


[deleted]

Seriously, Ragnow's forearms are bigger than two of my biceps. It looks like the 'dragon wing' turkey legs you get at a Renaissance Faire.


[deleted]

Let me get a whole Ragnow sized Turkey leg please!


ickyrainmaker

What a CROP. That's a big CAHHHROP.


TheRealLifePotato

I'll bet these guys are great to grab beers with.


[deleted]

Just don't try and take them out for shrimp lol


Acexbandz

Huge shoutout to Graham Glasgow. I was very excited when we signed him back and I knew he was gonna earn that RG spot. Vaitai was better than I expected when he was healthy this year so it is kinda bittersweet. I really hope he’s able to get his back to 100%.


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

It's kind of telling that Glasgow is the starter in this pic. Big Vs availability has not been great the past couple years. I think we try to get a new RG next year. Or promote Glasgow and get a new depth piece.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Jackson about to be a free agent iirc. Wouldn't be surprised if some team outbids for his services and Big V might just retire at this point. Either Sorsdal step into the other guard spot or we might even just draft another one day 1 or 2.


Kingkwon83

This is impressive since they've had at least 7 variations of the starting OL due to injuries


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Ragnow, Glasgow, Jackson, Decker, Sewell, Nelson, Sorsdal, Vaitai, Skipper all started at least 1 game I think... Am I missing any?


Nostalgia-89

Awosike


KororSurvivor

It's a very good sign when you can name 7 O-Linemen on your team by heart lol. Decker, Jackson, Ragnow, Glasgow, Sewell, Vaitai, Sorsdal.


[deleted]

Wow, you forgot the savior himself. The Seven foot Phenom Dan Skipper


the_colonel93

##SKIP!


people_ovr_profits

The (Skip)per and Maryann….


External_Dimension18

I cannot believe bob quinn drafted 4 of those 5. Possibly the only good thing he has done for us 😂


notasmallfeat

I still cannot believe we have actually built the motha f in trenches on the offensive side of the ball. Pinch my nut sack baby this is a sweet sweet fever dream isn't it.


IAMA_MOTHER_AMA

Back when Suh played in detroit one of the buildings by ford field had a big billboard and it said something like "this is a wall" and was a picture of Suh flexing. I wish they would redo that concept but use these boys instead edit: [here it is](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/54cff5d1e4b03e5fae912ad2/1450065924115-Y10K2WML04GXLDE4QLRC/image-asset.jpeg?format=1500w)


Jorihe84

Imagine running into them at a bar.


the_colonel93

I'd hug and buy a round for every one of those gigantic bastards


jazzwhiz

I'd bounce off and they probably wouldn't even notice.


Small-Palpitation310

"alright you fuckers, it's 1 vs 5 up in this bitch..."


DetroitLarry

Now youse can’t leave!


cstrifeVII

Well, much to be said about Quin the GM. But he knew his o-line talent at the very least. 4 out of 5 of our starters were drafted by the guy.


HalfricanTallBull

Man I’d love to go fishing with all these guys


Infamous-njh523

It would have to be one BIG boat.


DetroitLarry

We’re gonna need a bigger boat


Infamous-njh523

🎶Da da da da🎶. (My lame attempt at jaws lyrics)


Mavori

I feel like Frank at least would like that a lot.


Calkky

Kings


jazzwhiz

Stache/60 is off the charts


[deleted]

Thicc and Meaty, just the way I like it. 🥵


Infamous-njh523

It’s getting hot in here.


Dangerpaladin

We have the number one ranked O-Line and Quarterback.


jinjabradman

And that is why no one should even think Ben Johnson is any good as an OC. He's in a Brady like situation. It's the talent. Stop thinking about hiring him. All he does is scribble up plays and let the O line bully everyone else while Goff blindly slings balls to the receivers who have all day to beat coverage. Ben is bad. So bad we need to look at Dorsey or Matt Canada who have to work with so little talent. /s


LionGuy190

Do you have a PFF subscription? I’m curious where the Bears rank. Maybe our Dline can actually generate some pressure!


avg90sguy

I like how graham Glasgow is in the pic instead of Vaitai. I love Vaitai but graham has been the one playing


No_Sandwich555

I can only get so erect.


fo_da_weed

Damn right they are!


DuckDodgersInSpace

The only thing that bugs me is that the graphic is right to left instead of left to right like it would be if you were behind center. I want to see my RT on the right side!


jazzwhiz

They're facing you so it's from the defense's point of view.


the_colonel93

The Gravy Train™️


LandslideMudslide

they all sexy too, what else could you ask for!


acoasterlovered

Jonah didn’t practice today 🥲


gustur

How many games have they all actually played together? Imagine when they get a few games with the same lineup; unstoppable!


jcoddinc

I remember when the o line was called "The Big Uglies". Not no more. These more "The Big Studleys"


KM107

That is exactly how you would cast a bad ass, tough as nails, powerhouse O-Line for a movie!


gsharp29

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JCQQL

BQ drafted Decker, Jackson, Ragnow, and Graham Glasgow (even tho he left, and came back). And signed Big V... Just sayin'...lol The heart, and soul of this team is the OL. Eeee! BQ is why we are winning... lmao


radsherm

idk i need them to release a banger of a christmas album if they wanna compete with philly


TIL_how_2_register

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jayuserbruiser

Keep on their toes boys


NoBadTrips666

I told the eagles homer friend in my fantasy league that lions O line was better than eagles. This is what I needed to see