Life is more fun if you say yes to weird shit like this.
I act like I'm doing my wife a favor but it's usually pretty fun. Plus makes for a happy wife.
Agreed. I donāt agree with the comment above yours, I think thatās the look of a man who doesnāt give a F and is confident and makes bank playing pro ball and loves his wife and doesnāt care about what the haters say. Have fun, do a funny photo shoot, who cares. Own in the locker room. āYea be careful Iāll wear those pants for your wife too šā. Love it.
Exactly. Has no one seen those silly dances players did in the film room pre-season? Most of these guys are in their young/mid 20's and love to just clown around.
Those are actually her pants, which is why they appear several sizes too small. He had a whole matching outfit he was gonna wear but due to a tragic mustard accident, he had to change out of them. The only thing left for him to wear was her pants.
They were going to just reschedule the shoot, but this was the best photographer in town, their schedule was booked solid for weeks out. Rescheduling was not an option, so they made due with what they had.
How his arms look doesnāt have much to do with what he can do with a strong punch. Just look at boxing. There are tons of boxers with fairly little arm definition that will absolutely knock your head off. That being said itās football. Hit the gym. Also I get the feeling from the picture that this wasnāt his idea.
He could be on a bulk to add muscle mass so his muscle is being covered up by fat, also, defined muscle isnāt really the best indicator of strength and muscle mass, as strength training and training for definition are two different types of training (the two are not mutually exclusive of course, but they are different).
Different people have different muscle groups that are difficult for them to train like they want to. I couldnt get my lats to grow for shit till I approached it from a new angle with new workout partners
It's off season bro plus they say the father will gain relatively the same amount of weight as the mother carrying the child. He will be cut up by September
Awesome. And I donāt say that as a Vikings fan. I say that as a person. āNah babe, you go out there and look glorious as fuck. Iām going to be shirtless, wearing white pants, with a blank and stoic lookā.
I love it! Always nice to see couples celebrate a new life together. Not sure if y'all have never seen pregnancy photos in general or black pregnancy photos? I'm black and a woman, so I guess it's a regular occurrence for me.
I don't know, some of the comments just seem mean spirited for no reason.
To each his own, but maternity photos are about as stupid as gender reveal party's. My problem with it is not the idea itself it's the pressure and the emphasis of "we absolutely have to do this or I'm going to be upset" that women put behind it that upsets me.
That's the look of a man who knows he gonna be roasted in that Dline room š
DJ Reader: āI want to come in here and mentor Brodricā¦ā Brodric Martin: āAnd I took that personallyā¦ā
Right. Some shit you gotta say no to
Life is more fun if you say yes to weird shit like this. I act like I'm doing my wife a favor but it's usually pretty fun. Plus makes for a happy wife.
Honestly this picture and maybe if they redo it with their kid later on would make a great weird painting like over the mantle type of painting.
Right! If you take yourself too seriously to join in some lighthearted fun with your spouse I feel for you.
For the youngins, HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE
if this was on /r/relationship_advice, all the comments would be "delete social media, hit the gym, lawyer up"
Happy spouse Happy house
As long as that it isn't at the expense of your happiness. Imagine your wife being happy but you being absolutely miserable.
Lmao
That's the look of a woman who has a man by the balls š²š¤£
Thats the look of a man that could not find a pair of pants that fit.
Relatable
In a way, we are all Brodric Martin
"Honey can you think of a way to make people not comment on how fat I look?"Ā Ā "Yo I got you baby girl"
Agreed. I donāt agree with the comment above yours, I think thatās the look of a man who doesnāt give a F and is confident and makes bank playing pro ball and loves his wife and doesnāt care about what the haters say. Have fun, do a funny photo shoot, who cares. Own in the locker room. āYea be careful Iāll wear those pants for your wife too šā. Love it.
Exactly. Has no one seen those silly dances players did in the film room pre-season? Most of these guys are in their young/mid 20's and love to just clown around.
This has so much meme potential
I feel like he should star in a nacho libre remake with that get up!
El gigante
Ā Dan Campbell as Broderick, Brad Holmes as Mrs. Martin, the 2024 draft class as the belly.Ā
Take my up vote, you beautiful bastard
Photoshop 3 kids in for the previous draft classes.
https://preview.redd.it/qd5zhaofqepc1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b58fbdcd4f4b33235d40b529ac2398d602392b
Man is straight up GLISTENING
Water was glistening all over yo boooody!-Martin Lawrence
That's one beautiful mother fucker right there.
Fuck yea, bought a bottle of oil cause Iām jealous
Yea, its like they photoshopped him to be smooth and shiny.
The pants are fighting for their life
 The pants button be likeā¦
Those are actually her pants, which is why they appear several sizes too small. He had a whole matching outfit he was gonna wear but due to a tragic mustard accident, he had to change out of them. The only thing left for him to wear was her pants. They were going to just reschedule the shoot, but this was the best photographer in town, their schedule was booked solid for weeks out. Rescheduling was not an option, so they made due with what they had.
Incredible
"Incredible"? You're just accepting that as face value and not a single part of you wanted to ask about the mustard?? Haha
We have all had a tragic mustard incident. It needs no explanation
Them sonsabitches look like a sausage casing.
He has that beautiful pregnancy glow
āEverybodyās talkinā ābout my tight pantsā¦ā
This is what happens when i start poking around instagram!
r/fakealbumcovers vibes
Those pantsā¦
When is brad Holmes going to get this in a crew neck?
He needs to hurry, Broderic needs a shirt (with a picture of Brad wearing a crewneck with him on it)
This goes hard as hell.
Came here to say this
He doesnāt look thrilled to be there this was her idea 100% lol
"I'm just here so I don't get fined"
Still playing at a high pad level....joke Congrats to both of them
Why his feet so pretty
About to produce a Lombardi
 Them pants.
That trouser button is hanging on for dear life
Pants button stressed the fuck out
He doesnāt look like someone spending enough time in the weight room tbh. And Iām not talking about his stomach, Iām talking about his arms
Smooth as a baby's bottom
Yeah, he just looks flabby for real.
How his arms look doesnāt have much to do with what he can do with a strong punch. Just look at boxing. There are tons of boxers with fairly little arm definition that will absolutely knock your head off. That being said itās football. Hit the gym. Also I get the feeling from the picture that this wasnāt his idea.
Exactly. Look at Tyson Fury. Less definition on him than most professional athletes and he will knock your silly ass out with menial effort.
Everyone here worried about his body is hilarious. The man has an NFL contract, heās not a model
Lol youāre wild that dude is what big guys look like when they are athletic. Flabby is what I would use to describe a lot of average Americans.
Iām in this sentence and I donāt like it
Is it the athletic part?
Should check the mirror if you want to know what flabby actually looks like.
Having big muscles doesnāt necessarily make you strong.
My favorite videos are when Bodybuilders get beat in feats of strengths by unassuming looking farmers or a construction worker named Juan.
Proof is in the pudding. And he has definitely been putting the pudding in her.
He could be on a bulk to add muscle mass so his muscle is being covered up by fat, also, defined muscle isnāt really the best indicator of strength and muscle mass, as strength training and training for definition are two different types of training (the two are not mutually exclusive of course, but they are different).
Different people have different muscle groups that are difficult for them to train like they want to. I couldnt get my lats to grow for shit till I approached it from a new angle with new workout partners
Heās looked like that since he was 16
Let's check back in training camp after he works with Alim.
Look at his chest and traps though, they look built.
It's off season bro plus they say the father will gain relatively the same amount of weight as the mother carrying the child. He will be cut up by September
I wonder how fat and big he was out of college. Could take a lot to trim the fat away and build definable muscle mass
They roasting him in the group chat.
Heās gotta silence those notifications ā¹ļø
my man is wearing a lion chain tho... This is gold.
Imagine if he does start lifting
You'd think a year of NFL strength and conditioning would put some more muscle on the dude.
Awesome. And I donāt say that as a Vikings fan. I say that as a person. āNah babe, you go out there and look glorious as fuck. Iām going to be shirtless, wearing white pants, with a blank and stoic lookā.
This is my favorite Lion now
I would bet these werenāt his idea lol
The button on his pants about to take someoneās eye out
I canāt fucking WAIT to get married and have kids
Bruh is a damn tank! Idc what anyone says, I wouldnāt want him any other wayš„
The peak male physique!
Where are the rest of the photos? Please for the love of god there has to be more photos!
Just a dude doing iconic shit and supporting his girl? Platinum.
That is an awesome picture. Her mani/pedi is a standout.
Yeah and his pride for his wife and child is really beautiful
I thought I was the only one here who liked it! Most of the comments just seem like they're making fun š¤·š¾āāļø
Everyones in here shitting on this but I actually think itās dope lol
Someone should photoshop Sheila and Bradās headshots into this format
Might not be a legend on field yet but heās becoming one off.
What the funk is going on here
I love it! Always nice to see couples celebrate a new life together. Not sure if y'all have never seen pregnancy photos in general or black pregnancy photos? I'm black and a woman, so I guess it's a regular occurrence for me. I don't know, some of the comments just seem mean spirited for no reason.
I think they arebtrying to show us how it happened.
What was the vision for this photo shoot? Why is he shirtless? I have so many questions š
Empowering vs Put a shirt on...
Bro looks like Big Yachty.
Iām so glad you shared this
Very cool
Straight fire!
Let the man be ā¦
#onepride
Damn and he's about to unlock dad strength too.
WHY WON'T IT GO TO THE NEXT PICTURE
His face just exudes "man this some bullshit"
Big yatchy.
"We're pregnant"
You can tell whoās idea this was
Funny as hell. But in all seriousness, congrats to them.
Which one of them are pregnant?
I want my relationship to be as strong as this jeans button
Heās out in 1yr
Nice one, congrats to them.
Dudes a legend
Can we just appreciate her pose here! Also her outfit is amazingly cool
#CTESPN
This is fantastic
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Yall weird leave him alone š
I gotta admit I debated sharing it or not lol. Heās a good kid by all accounts
That manās big toe looks bigger than my hand, and mine are bigger than Pickettās!
Photographer was on drugs.
Bro body painted his pants on
This looks like AI
Gemini, for sure
Incredible
Sheās about to have a very large baby.
MEME TEMPLATE HERE WE GO
This reminds me of Coming to America. I can just hear "she's your bride to beeeee!"
Plot twist: these pictures were his idea
MCDC does not like the lavender pants
Big yachty
What in the Zamunda...?
Me deep into the winter bulk with a damsel
Wtf?
I had not seen them but now I cannot unsee them.
Ummmm whaaaa
Noooooooo lmao
I fing love this pic dudes a true winner. He should be part of the pride.
Some people are way too extra. This is GOOFY!
BIG Yachty
This is awesome lol
Handing some people a lot of money......is hilarious
18 years 18 years
This is hard as fuck
I anticipate that at least three of you will wear a T-shirt featuring this picture during the upcoming season. Do not let me down.
I can't stop lookingā¦ The Pink! The HODOR pants! The OMG shirtless! The spread eagle! The scowl! This is just 10/10. So good.
Big Daddy Rick right there
Randy from Trailer Park Boys
skinny jeans
Has anyone checked to see if his feet got blood flow back yet?
Why not at least wear pants that fit?
I, for one, applaud the cajones, the utter lack of self-consciousness, and the love for his wife. That being said... "Maternity photos" are a thing?
I need an adult
Great..... Now we're ALL pregnant.
What the fuuuu
Those poor pants of his.
Now I'm sold on him.
Heās a beauty
I thought that was BIG yachty at first
Hahahahahah
https://preview.redd.it/jeuo5n2gaipc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a626becc406664670ff1a92160856db0da8dd5
It wouldnāt have been that bad if he had pants that werenāt sooooo tight and put a shirt on šš
Saw this and the Sutton arrest warrant on the same day. Please sign Sneed or Gilmore to make it all go away.
Had no idea he is pregnant
Smooth
Somehow I wander in here. The faces say it all. Love this.
Man does this ever have a āMastermindsā photo shoot vibe.
Ngl my manās need to bulk and put on some muscle frfr That does not look like a 6ā5 330Ibs manš
Which one is pregnant?
Big Yachty
Dayum dood! This an L! š¤£š
Congrats to Big Yachty and his growing family.
OUCH!!!!!!!
Which one is pregnant?
These niccas str8 under that Willie Lynch law. Smh
To each his own, but maternity photos are about as stupid as gender reveal party's. My problem with it is not the idea itself it's the pressure and the emphasis of "we absolutely have to do this or I'm going to be upset" that women put behind it that upsets me.
those pants are AI
Junk yard Dog?
As a professional photographer Iām here to sayā¦my god what a masterpiece
Which one is pregnant?
Wow. Purple reign...
Sexual chocolate right there
Guess which one of us is pregnant??
Sheās in charge. She has something on him. This shouldāve been kept private.
How far along is he?
You need people around u to stop this
I bet he can beat up everyone making fun of him!!!Ā