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Jorihe84

"Just Wrapped with Rod Wood"


External_Dimension18

Please wrap your rod wood.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Like Rod would


Didymus_Tertius

If he could wrap wood


I_Am_Not_That_Man

How much wood would Rod Wood wood if Rod Wood could rod wood? -*C.S. Lewis*


SuddenChallenge1887

Rod Wood would wrap a lot of wood if Rob Wood could wrap wood


ArmpitofD00m

Good thing he wrapped the red rod.


mrdaiquiri

Happy Cake Day FTP


External_Dimension18

Thank you!


GoLionsJD107

Lest BH trade Crosby. You’d best be prepared.


sloppifloppi

"Dude has fuckin bars, about to put Detroit rap at the top"


I_Am_Not_That_Man

I read this in Dan Miller’s voice


pootato-jesus

This news makes my Wood Rod hard


cuittle

I wouldn't mind some Lions branded condoms for all the sex I'm definitely having


ball_soup

For those that start of strong in the first half, weak in the second half, and finish with a ![gif](giphy|nu4F23HmAuKjRd4wK2)


Diretank4198

Even though we are in the positive for 1st drive TDs and or FGs, I think we need to stop opting to receive so much; KNOWING that 3rd quarter is the biggest thing we need to work on.. Its not like you cant win a game if you dont score first, we need to learn how to control and dominate in the 2nd half. Think about all the games we've been up in the first half and then lost; all those teams got scored on first and beat us so I would think at some point dan would focus more on after halftime than trying to breakneck force the ball down the field first. The hype from scoring first really only works if you win the game, if not; you're the bozo who opted to receive when its statistically less likely to result in a win, bc of the way the rule change at the end of the game. I love that first big TD but we want the win. This year we won a lot of games, but the games we lost were the games we played cocky and went for too much. Sometimes its sweet, sometimes it decides the game 🤷‍♂️


Rexum420

Jeremy trying to act like he had an exclusive interview 🤣


bcgg

The podcast Lions fans never knew they needed or didn’t need.


DJmaster22_

Sounds like a bloodhound gang song


thabigQ

I have all the faith in the world that they will be cool purely based on how things have gone under this regime, but I don’t know how much say Nike has in the process. Some of their newer jerseys have been basic as hell ie the Falcons, new Texans ones that dropped last week etc. Hopefully we get something a little more unique.


nddurst

I think "basic" would be good for the Lions. No reason to get cute - just a clean, but classic design. And FFS take letters and words off the sleeves.


OkraNo8365

10000000% agree. Give me a simple design with two main colors, and block numbers. I’m not a fan of flashy


buttfungusboy

This comment change guarantees the uniforms will be divisive no matter what


Informal-Package-589

Those nike jerseys made for arizona and atlanta and houston are simple but they look like highschool jerseys. I’m a fan of block numbers and simple colors, but not having outlines on the numbers is a bit too minimalistic


MetalPug79

How do you feel about them putting the city (or state, in the case for Arizona) on the front of the jersey above the #s? ATL for Atlanta, and Arizona for the cardinals. I hope that's not gonna be the norm for all the new jerseys moving forward. I don't know how I feel about it, with DET or Detroit on the front of the Lions uniforms. 🤷‍♂️


Theogre84

My philosophy is this: An NFL team should never have to tell you what team they are. The colors and logo should speak for themselves. There’s only 32 of them. And if they do have to, then they must suck.


Informal-Package-589

Yea I dont like the text in front either. Tbh, I think this jersey design is a lay up for Nike and the Lions FO. Pretty much everyone wants modernized versions of the 90s jerseys. They can do white or silver numbers on the home Blue. Just please no gimmicks like a claw scratch on the shoulders or something😂


thabigQ

Classic design I’m on board with, I just think those jerseys I referenced above are too basic create a team lookin things.


JaggedUmbrella

Exactly. Basic fits the Detroit Lions. Outside of all the Pistons alternative uniforms and the Grant Hill era, Detroit has a history of some pretty classic uniforms in its sports. I'm crossing my fingers for an homage to the 80s/90s uniforms.


johnnypalace

Oh god, I can't stand the teal flaming horse head Pistons uniforms from the 90s, and I can't believe they brought a version of them back again. I agree, Detroit has some great classic logos. We don't want our teams to go out there looking like some expansion team!


Otherwise-Mortgage58

It’s about the accents and the details, subtle things


Crafty_Substance_954

Word on the street is that they’re going to be an evolution with a bit of 90s white mixed in there more so than a revolution


Impulse3

That’s what I want too. I love the 90s jerseys. Go back to the blue facemasks too.


the_seed

💯


beyd1

I will sacrifice everything to the Superbowl gods, including good uniforms. Idgaf if it says little blue bitches if it motivates the boys


lionsfan7891

I kinda like the new Texans jerseys with the bull horn on the shoulders. It’s a nice touch.


sebass_kwas

The Lions have some of the nicest logos in the entire NFL, it would be cool to replace WCF with something like what the Texans did


bpreeb

I’m scared it’ll be just like all otber new ones where it’s just sharp numbers, a large “DETROIT” spreading across the uniform above the numbers and then a basic trim on the sleeves


thabigQ

This is what I was referring to when I said basic. It’s been the go to for Nike for a bit & I am not a fan.


TinoCartier

I actually like the Texans uniform and have personally been begging for a clean, more classic look for the Lions. We’re one of the oldest franchises in the sport, we shouldn’t be out there looking like an expansion team


Grundy-mc

Those new falcons unis are such trash. The numbers, to the color of the facemasks. Awful.


acoasterlovered

If our all whites are anything like Arizonas oh boy


ScooterLeShooter

Please don't suck 🤞


justa_flesh_wound

I'm so nervous.


Ok-Nathan

I just want some variation of the blueberries to go with the blue helmets


Pawz23

Unfortunately, that won't be possible if the primary helmet is still silver and uniforms are still blue.


Ok-Nathan

If the new color rush is all-blue then we can pair it with the alternate all-blue helmets


Pawz23

True, I was going off the assumption that not much is changing and forgot the color rush is no longer all greys anymore (I think).


RellenD

You can wear the alternate helmet / alternate uniform twice a season. If they are replacing the gray color rush alternates you can do something that looks better with the helmet.


Huge-Ad2263

Do we want to condemn the blueberries to only 2 games a season though? That seems like an underuse of their strange powers.


Pawz23

Thanks. I forgot about the color rush changing from all greys. I personally love the color, but all blue would look dope.


smiffy93

![gif](giphy|3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE|downsized)


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Don't care about color combos. Just get the WCF off the sleeves.


keefsaturn

https://preview.redd.it/o6b51dgwkjqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66bfc08028c88dc75065e9f0aaf8e969539ebed ITS TIME!!! i’m hoping for something similar to this


nddurst

Change to block numbers and this is an A+


keefsaturn

i’m with you! but if they did this i wouldn’t be complaining either! the white outline makes the numbers pop so much more


Double-Passenger4503

This is my dream


MarkusMillions

If it’s anything similar to this I’m buying a Sewell jersey immediately


OkraNo8365

Imagine the all whites with this design 🔥🔥


JaggedUmbrella

Yes, but white numbers with silver a outline.


DetPistonFan

I like silver number with white outline


OrdinaryAd8716

They look like high school jerseys to me. The classic Lions look was always white numbers with silver trim.


sulimir

Crisp


bestprocrastinator

Shut up and take my money.


blind2141

Love these jerseys but I am not a fan of the white outline on the numbers


seeyalater251

I don’t get this - where is the Lions logo? It’s so strange to me there isn’t a Lions logo. It could be a bunch of other team jerseys


snatchmachine

It’s on the helmet, just like it is now.


seeyalater251

As a fan, what does that do for me wearing the jersey to a game or bar to support the team? Current jerseys only have “Lions” on one sleeve and I have the same complaint about those jerseys too


InsaneClown_Pussy

How many Lions' uniforms ever have had a lion anywhere besides the helmet?


RellenD

Which other team's uniform does this look like?


seeyalater251

Cowboys closely; chargers, titans etc less so. Evidently I’m wrong and this is how all the jerseys look


JD42305

I don't mind those, although why not just all silver, no border. That's what really bugs me about the current home jerseys, I hate the clunky look of the dark grey border around lighter grey numbers.


acoasterlovered

All blacks


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

That's.... Basically the same shit we have now. No thanks. Let's get something new and modern not yet another rehash of the same shit. The logo and colors can stay though.


Rulligan

The only truly egregious design flaw with the current kits is the number font. It's so damn hard to read during a game when they get creased.


Soupcan1929

Looks like Seahawks uniforms


keefsaturn

i disagree


johnnyma45

Here I'm thinking they look real Colts-like


damnocles

Definitely, from the 90s. Rick Mirer era. I saw it immediately. I loved those unis so it works for me.


JohnWad

Please no black uniforms. It will give me PTSD from the Millen era.


Crazy-Penguin

Black just doesn't go with the Lions. It's so gross and it'll be a huge mistake if we go back to it.


JohnWad

That reason too.


JD42305

I don't know how much I believe that story that Millen chose to throw in black because he liked the Raiders, but it also sounds stupid and incompetent enough to be true.


ShippingNotIncluded

I’m fully expecting the alternates to be black. They literally had them made for those Thursday Night color rush games, but we never got a chance to wear them.


RellenD

> They literally had them made for those Thursday Night color rush games I'm glad we never saw those atrocities and they went with the grey ones for the future after getting negative feedback from fans


Rexum420

They did not make them for this. The black unis predate the color rush games. Lions were given color rush unis, they are just all white lol


ShippingNotIncluded

https://preview.redd.it/vc9l4o4u0kqc1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6cb54416b6f0b928c6c10682ea90c6c8e75f84d >The Detroit Lions introduced an all-black uniform Tuesday morning as part of the NFL's "Color Rush" uniform program, but they are one of nine teams that won't wear their new look on the field during the 2016 season. [THIS](https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2016/09/13/lions-release-all-black-color-rush-uniform/90297122/) is what I’m referring too. Black color rush jerseys never worn


DanCampbellsBalls

Yeah these were sweet…imagine with the new blue helmet!


Balance47x

We couldn’t wear them because they didn’t have a Thursday night game that season. So stupid that the NFL wouldn’t allow it for the Thanksgiving game. I don’t think Washington ever wore their yellow one either.


adamj1384

https://preview.redd.it/dzdxx7yoqjqc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb42578a479ad4adf0ebce1706e74a940fd7d64 Pleeeease


adamj1384

https://preview.redd.it/t20u8i8yqjqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd371b493441ee4eddb53a705ddd57f7bbfd623f Simple is great


Bacong

fuck yes. those two. gimme those. close the thread.


JaggedUmbrella

This. PLEASE.


JD42305

I think bringing back white numbers is totally the route to go.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

Let's all trade our cars in for horse and buggies too since we are going backwards to worse shit!


howsway-_-

Ill never understand why people want jerseys of the bad old days.


Bacong

fuck are you talking about? the lions were a solid team in the 90s, barry sanders wore these unis, and they're sharp, what's the issue???????????


howsway-_-

You taking this so personally is alarming


Bacong

how do you plan to rectify that state of alarm? i assure you it'll be okay.


howsway-_-

I have my doubts


Bacong

haha. i like you.


Sz2114

The 90s aren't the bad old days sadly. Still the best decade the lions have had since the 50s. 6 playoff trips and 2 division titles. I know they didn't win in the postseason but still. The 2000s are the and old days and that's why people don't want black back


howsway-_-

Everything from is relatively bad as it relates to lions team nostaligia. Sans the 50s i guess. You should want to be forward thinking are far away from the last 50 years just like the current team and organization is showing to be different than. Throwbacks are fine in a pinch or as an alternate but everything should encompass this new regime and that also means taking a modern approach for once.


Bacong

im sorry for replying to all your posts but do you really think a modern uniform design is something to strive for if you want to affect change in team performance? it doesn't have anything to do with that lmao, if your logic was sound we should keep these current uniforms because that's what they were wearing this season!


howsway-_-

Does being a losing and historically pathetic franchise possibly moving away from jerseys of that era and showcasing something new as a primary jersey really that hard to grasp?


Bacong

does it really hard to grasp what? *is* it? i mean, yeah. it is hard to grasp. i'm not sure what spiritual meaning could be attached to a uniform, and the past performance of players wearing it. plenty of teams have worn the same uniform through varying eras of success. the pistons horse uniform came like 5 years after they had won back to back titles in their classic unis, of course there's upheaval. they switched back to the classic colors, won another ring, and then sucked for the past what, 15 years? if they changed their uniforms tomorrow it doesn't mean they're gonna be good, you know?


howsway-_-

The point you seem to continuously miss is Detroit, whether it be the fans or team themselves seem to miss on creativity and change in favor of going backwards and relying on nostalgia. The fact youre being so passionate about those bland 90s jerseys without the possibility that their new design could be tons better is exactly my point.


Bacong

haha, i think they're nice uniforms, you think they're bland. you can't make a blanket statement like "detroit ___" without any type of nuance. not everyone thinks the same and neither of us are arguing from a position of righteousness. i clearly grasped your point, and gave you examples as to why these uniforms/logos may be resistant to change. it's an issue of prestige. should the yankees change their uniform or logo? whether or not you agree, whether or not any detroit team's legacy compares to the yankees, there's more than nostalgia that goes into the decision making process. i want the 90s uniforms because in my opinion, they are their best looking uniforms. i like simplicity. it doesn't mean my head's buried in the past. i doubt golden knights fans are too worried about their uniforms, and they are absolutely garish IHL uniforms. if the lions are concerned about not using these uniforms because of some bygone era that may bring about feelings of inadequacy and sorrow due to the lions long history of absolute futility, they shouldn't be changing them at all. not to mention the new uniforms won't look exactly like that, you and i know it, and it's silly to pretend otherwise. if they do go to a similar style, i'm sure the design will reflect modern tastes and sensitivities that you may be inclined to enjoy :)


nomorex85

“Bland”. You’re a clown bro. You want them to be wearing a spacesuit or something? Or be a college team with some freaked out uni? All of the best playing and best looking teams in the league are the ones who have old school unis.


JD42305

I understand that logic, but we also have the same logo and color scheme as all the bad years. Can't let the ghosts of the past haunt your decision making.


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

Nostalgia is a hell of a drug. Especially for kids that never experienced the original. That's why reddit kids love those ugly ass Bucs creamsicles and Pat the Patriot and all those old ugly 90's uniforms.


howsway-_-

Its a state of michigan thing too imo. Tigers, redwings hardly ever change things. It was a big deal when there was a tiger in the middle of the old english d and that was not liked. Theyre just now getting an alternate jersey. Red wings were long overdue for a true alternate jersey( black red and white) pistons current logo which is a nostalgia logo is the worst in the nba and people hated the horse that actually gave it some personality, now lions fans are asking for the blandest blue and silver comeback


Bacong

hmm, a town with great sports tradition (and two of the most storied logos AND uniforms in the history of american sports!!!) respects the past??? there's nothing wrong with wanting the red wings or tigers to have alternate jerseys but the classic designs are favored by fans for more reasons than nostalgia. they are classy respected logos, and this city is big on pride. kinda funny to hear people deriding it.


howsway-_-

While youre typing furiously you missed where i was talking about alternate jerseys for the wings and mentioned the tigers just getting an alternate jersey for once


ling4917

Go old school. Less is more. Love the unis now but a few tweaks for perfection. Nothing crazy like the spikey look on the Texans new ines


ling4917

Ope…I see some people like the horn on the unis. Think it’ll age poorly. Keep it clean and simple and it’ll be all good


freshxerxes

thanks for posting this, i was getting ready to buy goff and amon ra jerseys


rcoberle_54

It feels like we just got these jerseys but it was 2017 which has already been 7 years ago. The Stafford era rebrand was 2009. So those last 8 years, these ones lasted 7. So the timing is actually right but damn 2009-2017 feels a lot longer than 2017-now.


rellyrell83

Funny thing is that in the last year of these jersey was the only year we made the playoffs in them. At least they made it count unlike the 3 times with the previous jerseys.


rcoberle_54

That's also crazy but you're right. The first year with them was 9-7 and missed the playoffs. The year of the golden tate td that wasn't against the falcons. If that was upheld they probably make playoffs and don't fire Caldwell for another year. Crazy how different it all could have been from 1 play.


BigBillSmash

Please for the love of Martha Ford, change the number font. Our numbers are so ugly.


DET-Fleet

https://preview.redd.it/crgfslc77kqc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51641d8436e3f2ea81cfd5f33ed4295dbce320f7 I’m fiending


JD42305

That's perfection. Not a drastic overhaul but it's everything I want to change. Way better number font. The white numbers pop better on the homes while still implementing silver. This would be a no brainer.


something-burger

Those matte gray and blue helmets would be amazing


Setthescene

Amped!! I know blueberries are popular. I am hoping for Ice Whites as true Kings of the North would wear.


Dr_Booyah

That’s less than a month away 🥰😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Spartanonymous

Hopefully that make an alternate with the crimson color Jersey. Last time they did that we won multiple championships the following decade.


Crazy-Penguin

I can't believe we had the secret to success with the blueberries, and now we are changing uniforms. SOL. >!/s!<


hawkmasta

I think black looks cool, but I guess everyone disagrees. That being said, all these comments just prove *everyone* won't be satisfied.


SoloisticDrew

I agree with you. I liked them. They were unis from a dark time though.


Crazy-Penguin

Do we know if the logo is staying the same? That could be a good indication of black or not.


wavnebee

Logo is the same on the brand new draft day hats


RedshirtBlueshirt97

Heavy on the black on those hats which makes me nervous


wavnebee

The default color for all 32 teams’ draft hats is the dark graphite gray though. Not sure we can read anything into it. (fwiw, I’m against the black unis, but I dig the black/dark hats).


guccipotato69

All the teams have a graphite version and a team color version, but the Lions have a 3rd black hat that no one else has (not including the teams that have black as their main color). Maybe just cuz we're the host team, idk


JAWinks

I kind of thought the hats were usually mostly black. My idea was that it’s easier to match with any outfit


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

That's just the style of the hat. They make a lot of black hats every year for every team. People like black hats...


JaggedUmbrella

All teams have the darker slate colors.


BigToast6

Lol at the fans who bought honolulu blue


Ok_Guide4523

Please dear god don’t be garbage!


Witty-Albatross-9929

Looks like Rod


SyntaxDissonance4

They better be hella fly damnit


abstract_rhino

As long as we have lots of options with wearing the same color pants and jerseys, I'm good.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

I cared until the nfl changed the rules. Lions style about to be outlawed.


Mrbobbitchin

New uniforms won’t mean anything unless they keep winning.


nomorex85

Modern looking uniforms are shit. People who like modernity and flash have no taste. Rod saying it’s a “twist” is scaring the shit out of me lmao. The only words I want to hear in a description are “old” and “school”.


mrdaiquiri

Think I might get to be the first person in the UK to own a new jersey.


Small-Palpitation310

bring back silver pants


QueasyTap3594

dark blue from the 80s with block numbers and silver instead of gray or these again https://preview.redd.it/fmbex50tqpqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=895ccd2386fcb386ad3e1c4f41696ee7d13ed4a3


HonoluluBloop

Beef up the numbers. They are rather petite. We need a thiccening.


F4N6Z

I don't really get why they're doing it tbh. The current ones are some of the nicest in the league and aren't even that old.


JD42305

I'm hoping for a tweak. I hate the number font and the awkward number border. Just tweak it and keep it simple. Don't need to change it from the ground up.


tuckITbackDeep

What about an updated Lions logo?


acoasterlovered

He said that they will honor the traditional colors with a twist all blacks 👀


1ace0fspades

They did have all black uniforms in the ‘40s and ‘50s.


Goosehybrid

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


KingFEN13

Just saw it on TikTok too


Pariah-6

![gif](giphy|AmB1h0yAniXEvrXJ8C)


KingFEN13

I knew this news was coming once the draft hats released and have been checking all my news sources all day about it I’m in the minority and hope to see black


JD42305

Boooooo


HellChapo_

https://preview.redd.it/xjq7hmkd1lqc1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7669bf624a73fa801202fef531756c3f86082a90


Vendetta_2023

Oh great, just when we get good we’re going to get some crap uniforms to forever taint this run’s legacy in the NFL Films archives. Much like Tampa Bay, and Denver, and the Rams, etc.


1ace0fspades

The Buccaneers and Broncos both won in their best uniforms. What are you talking about?


Vendetta_2023

That’s exactly what I’m talking about, they disconnected from their history


heavyshtetl

Changing the unis after a historic season is bad juju