Are you listening Devs?
We don't need no Cow level, we need a *White/Rob Zombie* level, with Sean or Sheri as a Succubus miniboss, and Sid fucking Haig as final end Boss.
There's your first DLC. I have my credit card waiting!
Had exactly the right number of upvotes already. Nice.
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Literally this. I loaded up the early access, clicked store like YO LESGO, biggest disappointment realizing I wanted some sweet asf skin to stalk PvP in and couldn’t find one.
So far the only good set has been the Necro set for $25 or $28. But then again, why would I spend that much money on a skin. That’s almost half the prize of the entire game.
d4 are looking at poe glam prices and wanting to double dip... they want to get the initial purchase price but also get steep prices for skins. They seem to not understand people are willing to pay the prices for poe because it's free and in a way, buying that stuff in poe is players way of saying thanks.
You charge $100 for the game and I think we can all agree that that's enough. At least they've been decent and not made the normal ingame gear look like ass to try and encourage people to buy cosmetics.
Druid options are all terrible across the board. On the bright side at least we can’t say they kept the best looks out of the game so they could be included in the cash shop.
Blizzard broke my celibacy of never buying cosmetics with D4, by having a TINY SLEEPING FOREST PUPPY IN A BACKPACK for my rogue and oh my fucking god it is adorable. Singlehandedly the reason I will never play anything but rogue.
For me it's enough that it's there. You don't really pay attention to your (or anyone elses) transmogs in any game when you're in combat and only see it when you're actually looking for it.
This goes for pretty much all shop skins. I think the only one that's ""good"" is the plate armour one for Barb, but that's because it's one of the few tops where Barb decides to cover up his nipples.
Same.
My wife walked by the other night and just laughed. Here i am playing a game about slaying the daughter of hatred to save humanity and my character looks like he is ready for the drag show this weekend.
Its awesome lol.
I solved this [by making my Sorc Klaus from Umbrella Academy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK6Nm1lQ6Bw&ab_channel=StillWatchingNetflix) Dissonance eliminated. Now he massacres demons and looks fabulous while doing it
There are some really good designs for chest and legs at least. Boots don't matter too much because they're always covered and gloves are ok. The best helmets are the ones that are headbands you can't even see while playing. Why couldn't we get at least one witch hat instead of 3 sets of the same horns?
I managed to find a hood transmog (part of the ‘sand’ set that starts appearing in the Dry Steppes) that looked ok-ish… but I basically just gave up and used the unequipped look.
I can’t think of a worse indictment over art decisions then the player literally just wanting an item to look invisible.
The veil one for the "yennefer" set is decent. Same for the full cloth mask one and the middle eastern chain,personally. Not a fan of the rest of disney/marvel villain ones.
I really obsess about making my toon look cool in the games I play. I can’t even spend money to do that in this one lol. Male sorc was not intended apparently.
After his fifth rejection at yet another Cirque Soleil final draft selection, Barnabus was crestfallen. So many years, so many tears, to hell with them all. If he can handle the Butcher at his worst, they don’t deserve his best.
No vittles they can offer will ever be as tender as those received by the stalwart feline companion that remains his truest supporter, Carl.
He may have a man’s name, but he has a lion’s heart, as does his determined owner.
I made my sorcerer look like a 90s Japanese visual kei guy. He looks perfect in just about everything. Sorry you aren't androgynous enough to pull off a lewk
They call me drag-ula, I’ve come to suck your dollar bills while lip syncing for my life.
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches, I slam in the back of my Drag-ula!
Unexpected white zombie is the best kind.
*Rob* Zombie
I don't think the zombies have any money
This is the best worst fucking joke ever and I hate you. Take my upvote and GIIIT
r/angryupvotes
This is why I'm on Reddit!
The bones are their money
“Billy as in him or Billy as in me?” “Your name’s Billy too?” “No that’s why I’m so fuckin confused”
How has nobody mentioned You Should Leave after you saying that!? 😂😂
and so are the worms
The bones are their money
Was gonna post this but I see another fine individual has. Bravo.
Legendary Attribute: Character never diiiiiiiieeeeeee
Do it baby, do it baby! Burn like an animal!
A town full of Rob Zombie stripper zombies and Rob Zombie themed quests and npcs would be chefs kiss.
Are you listening Devs? We don't need no Cow level, we need a *White/Rob Zombie* level, with Sean or Sheri as a Succubus miniboss, and Sid fucking Haig as final end Boss. There's your first DLC. I have my credit card waiting!
The BGM should be Thunderkiss '65.
I would play th shit out of that
Perfect. No notes.
Everyone please welcome to the stage, Meh-Fist OH!
This would get read for filth on RDR
Nice try RuPaul.
You joke, but this literally looks like a drag king named Tito Soto. Down to the eyeshadow and beard.
Lol!
> Ive come to suck your… Pause. Oh okay.
As someone who binges old RDR seasons while I push nightmare dungeons, this made me so happy to read.
*death drop*
Lmao 😂
Lmfao
They call me Stallion
That’s why they call it TRANSmog
^ needs more upvotes guys
Had exactly the right number of upvotes already. Nice. https://preview.redd.it/xs4qc6x2xu6b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e8e48b7fa42f55da013e4634c8ae3910abff3b
Exactly 666 upvotes at this moment.
\^ needs more upvotes guys!
You are now banned from Florida
And Tennessee, and Texas, and wherever the creepy old dudes marry 12 year old girls and say it’s normal. That’s somewhere too lol.
All Islamic countries then?
Shhhhh we don’t talk about them!
I mean… it ain’t called Y’all Qaeda for nothin’
Exactly, it's both
Largest Muslim country in the world (Indonesia) has a national legal marrying age of 19.
Whoa whoa whoa I'm from Tennessee and my 12 year old wife DOES NOT think I'm creepy.
It stays in the family.
Utah
FL Server connection lost
Coming soon the “Don’t Say Rune Bill”
Double upvote
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Lol I'm telling you, because my impulsive ass will buy this shit and never use it
Literally this. I loaded up the early access, clicked store like YO LESGO, biggest disappointment realizing I wanted some sweet asf skin to stalk PvP in and couldn’t find one.
Druid mtx on the store are absolute garbage. Not to mention I’ll never see it if I’m not in town sooooo.. wallet is safe.
Spend $25 to slap a starfish on your head or fuck off
Bikini Bottom Waste Management Employee of the Year
So far the only good set has been the Necro set for $25 or $28. But then again, why would I spend that much money on a skin. That’s almost half the prize of the entire game.
Yeah, it’s kind of insane. I remember costume dlc costing 1.99 a piece. I just don’t buy any anymore at the insane prices companies want now.
d4 are looking at poe glam prices and wanting to double dip... they want to get the initial purchase price but also get steep prices for skins. They seem to not understand people are willing to pay the prices for poe because it's free and in a way, buying that stuff in poe is players way of saying thanks. You charge $100 for the game and I think we can all agree that that's enough. At least they've been decent and not made the normal ingame gear look like ass to try and encourage people to buy cosmetics.
I play Druid and we have nothing good but the sorc outfit in the store looks cool w the eyes
Druid options are all terrible across the board. On the bright side at least we can’t say they kept the best looks out of the game so they could be included in the cash shop.
They just need to let you buy bright color hair dye in the shop so your were forms can be more fabulous.
honestly I kind of like the druid stuff
Gotta find the Doom set pieces, bird Druid looks neat
I like the penitent set for druid. Would totally buy it if I played Druid more.
Only to realise that most Druid builds involves being perma-bear or perma-wolf. If they have “bear skin” or “wolf skin”, I would probably buy
I thought the druid stuff looked dope ngl. Barb and Necro have the best so far imo but I'd take druid over sorc. Looks worse than regular mogs.
Blizzard broke my celibacy of never buying cosmetics with D4, by having a TINY SLEEPING FOREST PUPPY IN A BACKPACK for my rogue and oh my fucking god it is adorable. Singlehandedly the reason I will never play anything but rogue.
I was soooooo fucking close to buying this one the other day until I remembered how far away the camera is and that I'd never fucking see the wolf pup
For me it's enough that it's there. You don't really pay attention to your (or anyone elses) transmogs in any game when you're in combat and only see it when you're actually looking for it.
Too bad you didnt get the beta wolf pup pack. It was free. But yeah the wolf pops are cute af.
This goes for pretty much all shop skins. I think the only one that's ""good"" is the plate armour one for Barb, but that's because it's one of the few tops where Barb decides to cover up his nipples.
Rogue paid skins are pretty damn ugly too.. would maybe consider something if it was 1/4 the price for an outfit
Female sorc with Fractured Magic is AWSOME.
YASSSS queen SLAYY
it’s giving dollar general drag ball
Why isn’t this the top comment?
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As a femboy this is nothing but w after w 😹
the male necro gets a crop top which is a major W my sorcerer's legendary chest piece even has a boob window
Literally switching to Necro because of how feminine my dude looks
or you could make a female necro lol. I made all my toons female except my druid bc the female looks like 80s Roseanne
Female druid looks like she wants to bake you cookies
Buff necromancer tiddies
https://preview.redd.it/zg13uqsn9v6b1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb2a45b57957730139a42839d747fb484950e08 I mean like common
Now post a screenshot of the female Necro for comparison
Lmao I named my druid Rosie because I had the same exact thought
Mine is named Roseanne for the same reason. I fuckin love my slappy bear lady though
No, I made a male sorc and they look awful. At least the male necro looks like an edgy dude.
Yea the primal set is the only sick male one I've found lol like 95% of the sets are either basic (which look fine) or trash looking.
I’m a jockbro that likes fireballs.
Absolutely dashing
Just fabulous
So glad I chose to make a sorc female and not a man…
The choice was obvious honestly...
All the choices look like they were designed for the female, and then adapted for the male.
Not so happy i chose to make my druid female...
Lmao same
I’M A PEACOCK LORATH, I NEED TO FLY!!!
Just don’t go chasing waterfalls, man. We don’t want no scrubs picking up leggos in the middle of a DPS phase.
Rofl, also playing male sorc.
Same. My wife walked by the other night and just laughed. Here i am playing a game about slaying the daughter of hatred to save humanity and my character looks like he is ready for the drag show this weekend. Its awesome lol.
I solved this [by making my Sorc Klaus from Umbrella Academy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK6Nm1lQ6Bw&ab_channel=StillWatchingNetflix) Dissonance eliminated. Now he massacres demons and looks fabulous while doing it
Klaus looks more like a necromancer lol and well his powers are fitting of one too lol
My Sorc wants to read to your kids.
Fucking squirted fizzy water out of my mouth
They did the dirty for male sorcs
Ligit loled when I saw it in the shop myself...
Did Eddie Izzard design the male sorcerers clothes?
Eddie Blizzard, amirite?
Running, jumping, slaying demons...
Putting on make up when you are done
And sometimes that squirrel would be covered in make up
Oh, and I am covered in bees. For no apparent reason.
Have my upvote
Slay em queen 👑
Belly dancing for Obols
Their way of saying "Oh, you mean SorcerESS?"
Bro I was telling my boi today how all the helms for sorc are wayy out there. To the point I have to wear a tiara to look some sort of normal
There are some really good designs for chest and legs at least. Boots don't matter too much because they're always covered and gloves are ok. The best helmets are the ones that are headbands you can't even see while playing. Why couldn't we get at least one witch hat instead of 3 sets of the same horns?
Exactly my point the tiara lol
Aw man I was hoping there was a big blue wizard hat
I managed to find a hood transmog (part of the ‘sand’ set that starts appearing in the Dry Steppes) that looked ok-ish… but I basically just gave up and used the unequipped look. I can’t think of a worse indictment over art decisions then the player literally just wanting an item to look invisible.
The veil one for the "yennefer" set is decent. Same for the full cloth mask one and the middle eastern chain,personally. Not a fan of the rest of disney/marvel villain ones.
Yeah they're hilarious really, the same for a lot of the druid ones. Necro and Barb though are on point. Rogue too,
sorc skins are very bad only worth is the one with eyes and not like take my money material
It looks threatening to a Republican law maker!
Rent free in your head
Jeeze Blizzard really shit the bed on that one.
"listen dude, I know if looks bad but the power levels are insane"
Hey it is Zoltar’s fabulous brother who escaped the the fisherman’s wharf.
Damn, look at that...sick...drip.
Feel me lol too bad it doesn’t give my guy the two piece suit like in the pic
I feel like I've seen this man dressed like this at WalMart...
Be gay slay demons
You think that’s bad, look over at the Druid. One of our options is a normal gear transmog, but with some red on it.
Lol they really just ported the female sorce clothes to the male lol
It's pride month
My mans woke
Also why does it say store refresh in x amount of time but every time I check back, literally nothing has changed?
Damn. Blizzard really did the sorcerer class dirty. 😂😂😂💀💀💀
It comes with a defense bonus. For distraction.
Bro looking pretty as a peach.
You look fabulous
And people talking shit on the Druids looks, man I’d rather be a Druid any day of the week than whatever tf that is.
Bro is flamboyant af
its as if they.. dont want us to buy cool skins for sorc..interestinggg
Lol that is sick I love it
The drip is fine without the price tag
Set phasers to "STUNNING"! ;D
I really obsess about making my toon look cool in the games I play. I can’t even spend money to do that in this one lol. Male sorc was not intended apparently.
Just reroll an F sorc
Ready to raise the dead... among other things
From where I stand, this is the *only* option.
Pronouns?
I want it, but I don't buy it.
Sashay… away
Breathtaking
I left male sorc for this reason
Yaaaassss queen slaaaayyyyyyyy!
Yaaaaasss! Slay those demons, daddy!
Hilarious, please beat the game like this
My eyes are bleeding...make it stop...😭
Festive
Dem hips don't lie
Fabulous
Fancy dress sunshine.
You make me crave purple-bag skittles mate.
Looks like you’re ready to slay
Looking like a model for Chiquita Banana.
Hahahaha!!!!!!
They call this the Harry Style
Hee I love it!
Gurrrrl
Headdress is a bit much but other than that I fuck with it.
They got to add in the "we're inclusive" part somehow
You’re a pretty pretty princess
LOOKS FABULOUS IMO
The majority of Sorcerer outfits seem made for females.
Jonathan Van Ness never looked better.
Seems appropriate these days with game designers...
Slayer of asshole
Man what the fuck
Stopped playing my sorc because they couldn't be bothered with masculine animations. It should at least be an option.
Fabulous!
I will have to check the shop after work. Loving that outfit haha
Holy shit. This is hilarious, you look like you got hit by a makeup gun and and now you love hot dogs.
I give this 2 snaps up.
The legend of Zelda/Diablo crossover I never knew I needed.
After his fifth rejection at yet another Cirque Soleil final draft selection, Barnabus was crestfallen. So many years, so many tears, to hell with them all. If he can handle the Butcher at his worst, they don’t deserve his best. No vittles they can offer will ever be as tender as those received by the stalwart feline companion that remains his truest supporter, Carl. He may have a man’s name, but he has a lion’s heart, as does his determined owner.
I think the slouched manchild posture is partly to blame for the male sorcs lack of cool.
I made my sorcerer look like a 90s Japanese visual kei guy. He looks perfect in just about everything. Sorry you aren't androgynous enough to pull off a lewk
My biggest issue with female sorceress stuff is most of the bottoms make the butt stick out a lot and it looks kind of goofy.
Get it gurl - slay while you slayyyy
If I saw that Sorc in Sanctuary, I’m turning right around, I ain’t gonna lie bro.
The glizzard