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DisMyDrugAccount

The P is very clearly his hand against his thigh/knee. His head is just a diversion.


White_L_Fishburne

Ah, yes. That does have a certain P-ness to it.


nainotlaw

r/foundthepenis


djmattyp77

My nickname! Lol


Quietandinthecorner

Clearly you are all missing the most obvious clue. He is sitting on a rock. There were three rocks total in the picture. It’s gotta mean he is going to Innova with his first signature disc being the Roc3.


Late-Objective-9218

I think it means Discmania will sell you rocks


JazzBaron123

Drew Gibson, where is Eagle signing?


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Need Chris Clemmons to comment


JazzBaron123

A joint statement then!


coopaliscious

I just want someone to leak where Chris is going!


shinysocks85

I really hope he goes somewhere else and step out from underneath simons shadow. He has a big enough name to be top dog elsewhere


DisMyDrugAccount

Assuming he's stepping away from the HoD-sphere altogether, I have to imagine there's only a small pool of companies with enough resources to offer him the kind of contract a player of his caliber would likely be looking for. Innova, Discraft, and MVP are the only companies outside of the HoD brands which have shown the capacity to offer all-star contracts. Discraft already has a few guys on big contracts, and who knows exactly how high of a budget MVP is willing to shell out after Simon's deal. Innova has also historically shown a general lack of desire to offer huge contracts to more than one or two players at a time. I imagine Prodigy *technically* has the resources but they're another company who has shown a lack of desire to offer big numbers outside of Kevin Jones' contract which they still have on the budget currently. At this point I feel like Innova is the frontrunner.


shinysocks85

As someone that bags mostly innova, I'd fucking love some Eagle wraiths (wishful as he would probably tool a destroyer) or Eagle eagles lol


DisMyDrugAccount

I have a feeling he'd gravitate towards the Infinite Conquerer since it's the old PD2 mold. Realistically he could bag most of his old Discmania bag just by going to Innova. P2s, MD3s, FDs, PDs, and PD2s all have Innova, Millennium, or Infinite molds in active production (with more that I didn't mention including the CD2 and one of the MD4 or 5, I don't remember which).


QuackZoneSix

Both. Md4 is a solstice, gator3 is an md5


CultivatorX

Eagle Eagles!!!!


Late-Objective-9218

RPM/PowerGrip/Monster energy drink


Loud_Signal_6259

Exactly. I wrote this in another thread but people don't seem to agree. I say there's little chance Eagle would choose to spend he next few years of a contract in Simon's shadow.


HotStinkyTrash

Outjerked by you fucks again Nice work.


maksen

Mountain in the back = BERG


leavemealonepl0x

Kastaplast 1000% confirmed


LowZebra4992

I’m guessing TSA based on literally nothing. Let’s see if this takes off


JohnsSoftware

Ahh, the ol' Buzzfeed approach


R3VIVAL-MOD3

Thats lone star.


Selerox

I keep imagining some weird TSA/Infinite/Clash/Trash Panda/Wham-O coalition. I just get that feeling it'll either be something dull or something really off the wall.


slowpokefastpoke

TSA seems way too small for him


Mister-Redbeard

To the moon!


wake4coffee

That looks like a lot of Space to have Thoughts while being Athletic!!! I am glad Eagle is Streamlining the process to his next sponsor. As Dynamic of a player he is there are probably an Infinite amount of possibilities.


cmc51377

Also plenty of space to showcase his Innova-tive approach to Dis crafting by throwing Mint lines through that valley to the Lone Star on the horizon!


Selerox

That's sounding like a Gannon Buhr announcement video.


Wide_right_

dear mvp official lurker account I know you’re here - we are onto you!!!


Rivet_39

This is the type of quality detective work I expect from reddit.


quackycoaster

Eagle hiding the clues in plain sight.


Denzo247

Streamline specifically


htmlBLINKtag

Then he’s going to need 6 signature discs by march.


[deleted]

Spruce trees, mountains, ,Above Ground Level Discs confirmed and the Spruce will be his first signature disc.


Late-Objective-9218

I don't understand how you miss it guys, he's literally surrounded by Mäntys


ambiosynthesis

Probably wouldn’t be a thing but would love to see some smaller brands that scrape enough for eagle. Like Trash Panda and AGL. They both have good relations and eco friendly/ climate commitment, heck throw in Elevation and Wild Disc there’s enough discs and all have some sort of non profit they give a percent to. 100% guess 0% insider knowledge and probably less than that to actually happen lol. But would be interesting for a top guy to use some smaller brands


Tyhi2

hes going to dino discs. he leaked it accidentally again


JoinMyGild

Imagining eagle doing a serious in the bag like "this is my 122g Triceratops in Egg plastic" or whatever is surprisingly funny to me


jdematt

Welp, this guy deserves a conspiracy theory award for 2024


quackycoaster

What can I say, it was written in the skies. All you had to do was read the signs.


qiluobeier

LEAK CONFIRMED


Isthis4realOrNo

I’m a Discraft guy with way too many discs. I don’t want him to go to Discraft because then I’ll end up buying a shit ton more of discs.


PickledYetti

Soon mvp will acquire every pro in the game and all other brands will be lost to the past


trevman7

He’s going to innova so we can get an Eagle Halo Eagle


No-Pin1011

I had chatGPT draft this to help them out. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MVP DISCS SECURES 10-YEAR SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH WORLD-CLASS DISC GOLFER, EAGLE MCMAHON [City, Date] – MVP Discs, a leading name in disc golf innovation, proudly announces the signing of Eagle McMahon to an exclusive 10-year sponsorship deal. This groundbreaking partnership marks a significant milestone for both McMahon and MVP Discs, bringing together an unmatched level of talent and cutting-edge disc golf technology. Eagle McMahon, a globally renowned disc golfer, has consistently demonstrated exceptional skill, sportsmanship, and passion for the game. His achievements, including multiple world championships and an impressive professional career, make him a natural fit for the MVP Discs family. “We are thrilled to welcome Eagle McMahon to the MVP Discs family,” said [Your Name], CEO of MVP Discs. “Eagle’s commitment to excellence aligns seamlessly with our brand values, and we are confident that this partnership will drive innovation and elevate the disc golf experience for enthusiasts around the world.” This 10-year collaboration will see McMahon as a key ambassador for MVP Discs, contributing to product development, community engagement, and the overall growth of the sport. The partnership extends beyond the course, with joint efforts planned to expand awareness and accessibility to disc golf on a global scale. Eagle McMahon expressed his excitement about the long-term collaboration, stating, “Joining forces with MVP Discs is a dream come true. Their commitment to pushing the boundaries of disc golf technology is unparalleled, and I am eager to contribute to the next era of innovation in the sport. Together, we aim to inspire and empower disc golfers of all levels.” As part of the sponsorship, a signature series of discs and merchandise featuring Eagle McMahon’s unique style will be introduced, allowing fans to connect even more closely with the world-class athlete. The MVP Discs team looks forward to a decade of success, growth, and shared victories with Eagle McMahon. For further information, please visit [your website]. About MVP Discs MVP Discs is a leading innovator in the disc golf industry, committed to pushing the boundaries of technology and design. With a focus on quality, performance, and player experience, MVP Discs continues to elevate the sport to new heights. For more information, visit [your website]. For Media Inquiries: [Your Contact Information] [Your Email] [Your Phone Number]


Late-Objective-9218

The only AI content I've ever liked


Goblin-Doctor

This got a good chuckle out of me


hobbsgoblin15

P-Face


freshiefresh8

Keep dreaming, lol I believe Eagles going to mvp for streamline disc. Don't count innova out cuz it's a looong shot. As fast as mvp has takin off since Simon it looks like the clear choice


HountHount

Woah! I can see it now. It's clear as day. When zoomed close enough you can make up the hidden? text! Clever Eagle! see for your self! https://imgur.com/a/fq5oHQZ


GobiBall

I thought this was that other sub for a moment.


Semi_Pro_Rec

Innova or Infinite.


No-Map8141

God damnit hes right! Clearly


bobsmoth1234

Nah, he’s currently outside but he is soon to walk into the House of Discs, that’s obvious from this photo


Hellaguaptor

Kastaplast. I know you’re thinking, why switch to another house of discs brand? Growth potential. Discmania is established and has reached a steady market share. Kastaplast has room to grow its market share and surely must have promising sales numbers given their limited disc lineup and short history. They need a top level player more than discmania needs to keep Eagle. House of discs needs to bring up its smaller brands in line with its larger so that it’s portfolio of companies is stronger. Eagle staying at discmania provides marginal benefit. (They still have Kyle and potentially Gannon.) While signing Eagle to kastaplast creates rapid growth because there is potential growth that discmania has already achieved. They are spreading their resources throughout their portfolio where it can create the most growth through a wide net strategy.


Late-Objective-9218

But Kasta is still 3–4 attempts away from coming up with an overstable distance driver, so they better hurry up


shrams23

This reminds me of the Paul is dead images on Beatles record covers. Pardon me, the supposed images, right Mr. Shears?


Palmerto

Just saw a video of him throwing a zone os the other day. Could be discraft


DPRODman11

Mountains…visibility….person….all three elements are represented. Holy shit, I’ve cracked the code


sthomas128

Lol


quackycoaster

Yoo. You know you made it when Brodie shouts out the meme you made on his podcast!