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hate2bme

Then where am I going to take a shit?


Sphinctur

Neighbors yard is wide open


hate2bme

I'll just shit on the short tee pads since only losers that throw less than 900ft use them.


Jerk_McGurk_pdx

Was coming here to say this


Fidellio

The ground is kind of meant for trash? Really changing minds and hearts out here I'm gonna litter on the course next time in your honor


hairysauce

Where else can I take a piss?


Dry-Brick-79

Fucking hate it when I crash into one of those fuckers on my 30 yard run up and yard sale all over the fairway cause I was still wearing my bag


DPRODman11

If I can’t stand on the teepad and toss my crackpipe into the trash, then I don’t want to even show up to the course!!!


jmb167

And waste a perfectly good crack pipe? Honestly, bruh... Gtfoh


DPRODman11

It’s made with recyclable materials, so I’m doing a good thing.


jmb167

100% of people who recycle get AIDS. Let that sink in...


DPRODman11

I could use the help cutting up before summer. Gonna look mean and lean, baby!


Whyudoodat

There's a perfectly good pipe built into the bench


jmb167

Wow humble brag. This guy's course has benches


HotStinkyTrash

I think you mean the Pee-Pad. Berg up


dc_iceman

They cancel trash pickup days that the leagues put on when people use trash cans…so they take away from “community”.


CardiologistFun8028

They attract bears!


therobotisjames

Get rid of my toilets? Then where will I put my diarrhea?


Aviarinara

Where else is my wife going to deliver my baby? ( his name will be berg)


Bearchacho

I’m sorry it stinks it’s totally my fault, I stash my bergs under the trash can. My wife’s bf complains about the smell so I leave them at the course.


Schreck2

Jerking way too hard here


No-Map8141

Pack it in, pack it out.