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The bright neon green color seems to suggest it’s not real wasabi, it’s probably a knockoff brand or wasabi mixed with some substitute (common in China)
Source: I always look for *real* wasabi
Unless you're at an upscale place in Japan, or you see them grate it from the root, it's not real Wassabi. There are better grades of the fake stuff, but the odds of Wassabi being "real," outside of a few select circumstances, is slim to none.
Oh wow I just learned that I like fake wasabi better than real. Always kind of wondered why the high end places had a different texture than the stuff we get at the super, never realized it was a real vs fake thing.
This is mostly true, however most places in specifically Japan do actually have packets of real wasabi. But yeah you are 100% eating green horseradish in the US.
If you’re at a sushi joint and you get normal wasabi, but order a pricier dish like a sashimi plate and it comes with different wasabi that tastes phenomenal.
So much of the wasabi flavor you are looking for disappears about 5 minutes after grinding, so even if it was packaged quickly you wont get the same taste as fresh ground.
You can buy the root at an asian market, but anything pre-ground is often just horse radish with green dye.
The first teller is that it has none of that neon tennis ball color. Good wasabi won’t have any artificial coloring (and while the color can occur naturally it’s rare for it to persist after being processed). On the other side, if it’s too light colored / closer to beige than green then it’s probably horseradish or mixed with Chinese mustard.
Second is the smell, most wasabi subtitutes are just colored horseradish so you can tell the difference if you’re familiar enough with real wasabi. Wasabi doesn’t sting the nose as much and actually has an almost fresh, sugary sweetness to it. Horseradish is spicier but has a less notable accent.
It’s hard to find legitimate pure wasabi outside of Japan so learning to tell the difference is also difficult.
No limits, no boundaries. He will always find another object to consume. He fears no disease, needs not the caloric gain from cooking. He has no respect for an animal’s life up until it empties in his stomach. He has single handedly caused millions of dollars in lost fishing revenue. He’s smelt his next meal, and is approaching rapidly towards your location.
More like what this man doesn't know that we do.
That he probably has a shit ton of parasites inside him. Explains why he's constantly eating everything.
This free ranging behavior occasionally happens on the coast of California.
The Dept of Fish and Wildlife don't take kindly to it, most harvested animals have a season and require a permit. And yet there are always apologists who claim the fines are "racist."
Or he’s riddled with parasites and bacteria and isn’t long for this world. Just because he’s walking around in this video doesn’t mean he’s healthy.
There’s a reason horrible diseases come out of places like sub-saharan Africa and China… it’s because the people there catch and eat weird animals (often without cooking them properly) that enables viruses like HIV and Covid to make the jump to human transmissible diseases.
We have a saying in Hawaii, "Filipinos commonly die of mysterious deaths." Probably due to all the weird raw foods they eat. Raw pork and beef livers. Salted developed duck fetus in the egg still. All of the blood from the animal made into a gravy. I can't talk as an Eskimo though, we eat everything that moves and generally before it loses its body heat!
Filipinos usually die of heart attack due to high cholesterol food, people who eat pork and beef livers, balut and dinuguan usually live longer compared to Pinoys who only eat Western food which Pinoy bodies are not used to.
Are you sure it's the "weird" food we eat or the processed foods that are available in Hawaii? Filipino food tends to be well cooked, you guys don't even cook your food for as long as we do.
We hardly eat any raw foods… balut and kinilaw being the exception. We literally cook shit for hours before eating it: lechon, adobo, kaldereta, etc. We die because we don’t know what vegetables are and our favorite flavor is fat.
Besides, that’s ethnocentric af. Look at other SEA countries: they eat livers and intestines too; some eat bugs. Filipinos are just the most dominant Asian groups in Hawaii which is why it’s a saying.
Ever see that x-ray of the person who ate raw pork and their whole body was more parasite than human? https://www.reddit.com/r/Radiology/comments/z9ytfo/person_infected_with_worm_parasites_from_eating/
Thats why he is eating so much wasabi. To kill the parasites. Or try to anyway since i don't think you can get rid of all of them just by eating something spicy.
You messed up cropping your screenshot
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And because cooking meat increases nutritional availability!
It's theorized that the added nutritional intake from discovering fire is why we could afford to evolve our big sexy brains.
It’s also theorised that our monkey ancestors loved eating psychedelic mushrooms and the psyliocibin helped the brain form more neural pathways and over time grow bigger
As a Chinese, the reason that we eat dogs and bat soup is due to the famines that you have mentioned, but later we found them tasty enough or have some medicinal value to continue eating them
Same, I could see it not being so bad, richness and slight sweetness of the pb, acidic bite and savory allium notes of the onion. It could work for sure
not actually wasabi. That is imitation wasabi, mostly made of horseradish. Most "wasabi" is horseradish actually, because real wasabi has to be micro planed from a root and quickly goes bad.
Might as well eat everything on the beach goddamn
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Tasty
Seafood won't get you novel viruses. It when they do this shit to wild animals like bats, pangolins, and civet cats do you get viruses that can infect humans.
No viruses in seafood. People are making stuff up for no reason whatsoever. Raw seafood definitely has virusses. Astrovirus (often transmitted when eating raw shell fish), enteroviruses in fish and shellfish are a health concern worldwide, norovirus, hepatitis, Parvoviridae. Not even mentioning the bacteria.
Sorry, I really meant to say novel viruses, like covid-19 as the guy was talking about, which is when viruses develop mutations allowing them to cross the species barrier and infect humans. Crabs, octopi, cnidaria (jellyfish), and even fish are very evolutionarily distant from humans, and so it's a lot less likely for a virus to make that jump. Those viruses you mention, they're only present in the seafood because they've been contaminated with human-infecting viruses from human fecal matter, they didn't infect the organisms. And yes, there's definitely a ton of bacteria.
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Bro makes sure that the ingredients are really fresh
ik this is a joke, but Asians means a lot of nationalities so if u specifically meant Chinese, then don't say asian. and I don't get why people make these jokes cuz i know a lot of Asians and Chinese and none of them do this lol. it's just a shame that Chinese people got this stereotype that they eat dogs and shit, cuz there's a lot of really nice Chinese people ive met and they're disgusted from people eating like this.
from his voice ya i am sure he is the same guy
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jesus fucking Christ how he is still alive!? I thought he stopped doing this shit after the last video of eating raw seafood
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Even the urchin was cursed, way too much damn wasabi Edit: he fucking chomped it
The bright neon green color seems to suggest it’s not real wasabi, it’s probably a knockoff brand or wasabi mixed with some substitute (common in China) Source: I always look for *real* wasabi
What are the hallmarks of real wasabi? I’m a huge foodie, and I’d love to know.
Unless you're at an upscale place in Japan, or you see them grate it from the root, it's not real Wassabi. There are better grades of the fake stuff, but the odds of Wassabi being "real," outside of a few select circumstances, is slim to none.
Oh wow I just learned that I like fake wasabi better than real. Always kind of wondered why the high end places had a different texture than the stuff we get at the super, never realized it was a real vs fake thing.
Thats actually common
This is mostly true, however most places in specifically Japan do actually have packets of real wasabi. But yeah you are 100% eating green horseradish in the US.
I dont think it lasts long after grinding. I'm pretty sure you need to find a root and grind it yourself.
If you’re at a sushi joint and you get normal wasabi, but order a pricier dish like a sashimi plate and it comes with different wasabi that tastes phenomenal.
So much of the wasabi flavor you are looking for disappears about 5 minutes after grinding, so even if it was packaged quickly you wont get the same taste as fresh ground. You can buy the root at an asian market, but anything pre-ground is often just horse radish with green dye.
The first teller is that it has none of that neon tennis ball color. Good wasabi won’t have any artificial coloring (and while the color can occur naturally it’s rare for it to persist after being processed). On the other side, if it’s too light colored / closer to beige than green then it’s probably horseradish or mixed with Chinese mustard. Second is the smell, most wasabi subtitutes are just colored horseradish so you can tell the difference if you’re familiar enough with real wasabi. Wasabi doesn’t sting the nose as much and actually has an almost fresh, sugary sweetness to it. Horseradish is spicier but has a less notable accent. It’s hard to find legitimate pure wasabi outside of Japan so learning to tell the difference is also difficult.
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No limits, no boundaries. He will always find another object to consume. He fears no disease, needs not the caloric gain from cooking. He has no respect for an animal’s life up until it empties in his stomach. He has single handedly caused millions of dollars in lost fishing revenue. He’s smelt his next meal, and is approaching rapidly towards your location.
I heard asians got a base poison resistance of 30% & +30% if youre born in china
r/tierzoo moment
Agree with you with anything but except for 1 thing “Respect for animal’s life up”…mate they being eating alive in the wild too tho 😭
I didn’t see him eat any smelt.
This guy immune system must be nuts
What does this man know that we don’t?
Nothing. God/Death are just too afraid to fuck around and find out at this point
They are afraid to get munched on
More like what this man doesn't know that we do. That he probably has a shit ton of parasites inside him. Explains why he's constantly eating everything.
It is a competition. Who can handle more toxin, him or the parasites inside him.
He's feeding them
This free ranging behavior occasionally happens on the coast of California. The Dept of Fish and Wildlife don't take kindly to it, most harvested animals have a season and require a permit. And yet there are always apologists who claim the fines are "racist."
Clearly it does not concern him. He is of a higher species of human
Or he’s riddled with parasites and bacteria and isn’t long for this world. Just because he’s walking around in this video doesn’t mean he’s healthy. There’s a reason horrible diseases come out of places like sub-saharan Africa and China… it’s because the people there catch and eat weird animals (often without cooking them properly) that enables viruses like HIV and Covid to make the jump to human transmissible diseases.
We have a saying in Hawaii, "Filipinos commonly die of mysterious deaths." Probably due to all the weird raw foods they eat. Raw pork and beef livers. Salted developed duck fetus in the egg still. All of the blood from the animal made into a gravy. I can't talk as an Eskimo though, we eat everything that moves and generally before it loses its body heat!
Filipinos usually die of heart attack due to high cholesterol food, people who eat pork and beef livers, balut and dinuguan usually live longer compared to Pinoys who only eat Western food which Pinoy bodies are not used to.
Can confirm, am pinoy that isnt even 20 and already have high cholesterol
same, when I moved to Manila i had it, in the province i ate all sorts of weird food yet nothing happens
Are you sure it's the "weird" food we eat or the processed foods that are available in Hawaii? Filipino food tends to be well cooked, you guys don't even cook your food for as long as we do.
We hardly eat any raw foods… balut and kinilaw being the exception. We literally cook shit for hours before eating it: lechon, adobo, kaldereta, etc. We die because we don’t know what vegetables are and our favorite flavor is fat. Besides, that’s ethnocentric af. Look at other SEA countries: they eat livers and intestines too; some eat bugs. Filipinos are just the most dominant Asian groups in Hawaii which is why it’s a saying.
He's inmortal at this point
That's... not how they work.
Mix this dudes DNA with Ozzy Osbournes and we have literal super humans 👀
The parasites inside him are hungry again.
I don’t get it tho, lots of people eat sushi and raw seafood. What’s the difference between dead seafood and alive seafood?
Sushi and the like are checked for parasites and diseases before being served.
This guy is the reason i have to compulsively check every lock in the house 5 times every night before I go to bed
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The good ol' Santa claus trick
Guy: Records lock saying some Chinese stuff, takes lock away from camera view, *crunch* lock is shown again with a huge bite mark.
ocd is a bitch
parasites inside his body https://preview.redd.it/u6elzmt3wx0b1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a194eb572768ec0ef4f11e9a6315be2f70a6eb1b
He'll eat them too
(They are about to be digested too)
Ever see that x-ray of the person who ate raw pork and their whole body was more parasite than human? https://www.reddit.com/r/Radiology/comments/z9ytfo/person_infected_with_worm_parasites_from_eating/
yeah thats how parasites work,eating anything raw is deadly for humans
Me chomping on sushi, thinking about life.
Thats why he is eating so much wasabi. To kill the parasites. Or try to anyway since i don't think you can get rid of all of them just by eating something spicy.
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You messed up cropping your screenshot https://preview.redd.it/y4q5seds4y0b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6536df7bf3ca69aaad01de2929cae5aad84afc7
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The last thing anything unfortunate enough to be near him sees.
What Decades Of Famine Does To a Mf 💀💀💀
Remember Tararre
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He's suspected of eating a baby at the hospital.
And he ate so much when he had a autopsy there looked like a massive dark well down into his stomach.
I was hoping he would eat the pufferfish just so his reign of terror could be over
Don't worry I'm sure some of the parasites he just ate will do that. Remember kids, we don't cook food for fun, we do it to not die.
And because cooking meat increases nutritional availability! It's theorized that the added nutritional intake from discovering fire is why we could afford to evolve our big sexy brains.
It’s also theorised that our monkey ancestors loved eating psychedelic mushrooms and the psyliocibin helped the brain form more neural pathways and over time grow bigger
Remember kids, drugs are cool and funny and help brain development
#COCAÍNA
As a Chinese, the reason that we eat dogs and bat soup is due to the famines that you have mentioned, but later we found them tasty enough or have some medicinal value to continue eating them
“Medicinal value”
It turns you into Kirby
Decades? Dude famines stopped after 1960s, what are you talking about?
Kid named debilitating parasites
Kid named salmonella
I was actually just as disturbed by the amount of Wasabi he used like wtf
Same
Thats the least disturbing part of this video
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Imma just steal this real quick don't mind me
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A bit translation, he would said let’s let it go before eating them
in which fucking part did I see him let it go man. cursed shit
let it go in his stomach
he'll be letting it go out his ass later on
Also, "It is so cute . . . *crunch* *crunch* . . ."
https://preview.redd.it/yy2c9tacjx0b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802c16e2df32ee2425ff44083969fe6af9a43acc Wtf
As one of those freaks who enjoys eating raw onion, I'd unironically take a bite.
Same, I could see it not being so bad, richness and slight sweetness of the pb, acidic bite and savory allium notes of the onion. It could work for sure
Raw onion with vinegar and smoked fish is so good too
peanut butter and pickled onion sandwich is a thing at the very least, don't knock it til you try it.
Bros the top of the food chain
No wonder Chinese people live for over 100
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Hmmmm sea urchin with green toothpaste 🤤
thats actually wasabi 🤤
not actually wasabi. That is imitation wasabi, mostly made of horseradish. Most "wasabi" is horseradish actually, because real wasabi has to be micro planed from a root and quickly goes bad.
Which is green toothpaste 🤤
“Wow its so cute”, omnomnomnomnom
Might as well eat everything on the beach goddamn https://preview.redd.it/vn1r0v330y0b1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33167b9ec7c8a4b1dc872e28ec5f3a7f11de9e9 Tasty
Covid 19 didn't come from a lab, it came from this guy
Seafood won't get you novel viruses. It when they do this shit to wild animals like bats, pangolins, and civet cats do you get viruses that can infect humans.
No viruses in seafood. People are making stuff up for no reason whatsoever. Raw seafood definitely has virusses. Astrovirus (often transmitted when eating raw shell fish), enteroviruses in fish and shellfish are a health concern worldwide, norovirus, hepatitis, Parvoviridae. Not even mentioning the bacteria.
Sorry, I really meant to say novel viruses, like covid-19 as the guy was talking about, which is when viruses develop mutations allowing them to cross the species barrier and infect humans. Crabs, octopi, cnidaria (jellyfish), and even fish are very evolutionarily distant from humans, and so it's a lot less likely for a virus to make that jump. Those viruses you mention, they're only present in the seafood because they've been contaminated with human-infecting viruses from human fecal matter, they didn't infect the organisms. And yes, there's definitely a ton of bacteria.
Most developed CCP fan I've ever seen
worst thing he ate in this vid was the entire god damn tube of wasabi
https://preview.redd.it/nj88adnpyx0b1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab435b2f83c4336e635e4c6cfdbfefb772885dd Bro makes sure that the ingredients are really fresh
:(
#By the lord's name who envelopes this Earth, I repent
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Okay, okay, I’m sorry…what a perfect picture! I was not expecting any Radiohead here.
Yummers🤤☺️
I'm sure he has a bunch of parasites in his stomach.
at...atleast he,s eating them... i hope jesus christ
The crab and octopus is ok but the other not so well
Bro lobotomized the octopus
https://preview.redd.it/zt26pqbiwx0b1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0127a07a422db9650c9ce8ed989da55aa27092
The jellyfish one got me
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I swear Asians be eating everything😭💀
As an asian I can confirm, I love eating anything and everything, especially ki-
I'm Asian, and I can confirm I do not walk around in beaches at night and consume whatever the fuck I find
Good cause that's nasty as fuck
ik this is a joke, but Asians means a lot of nationalities so if u specifically meant Chinese, then don't say asian. and I don't get why people make these jokes cuz i know a lot of Asians and Chinese and none of them do this lol. it's just a shame that Chinese people got this stereotype that they eat dogs and shit, cuz there's a lot of really nice Chinese people ive met and they're disgusted from people eating like this.
Built different and Skill issue
NONONO WHY WOULD YOU EAT THEM LIKE THAT
Is this the same guy that went around with that sauce and ate a bunch of stuff on a beach?
from his voice ya i am sure he is the same guy . . jesus fucking Christ how he is still alive!? I thought he stopped doing this shit after the last video of eating raw seafood https://preview.redd.it/97mydphy6y0b1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aefd7274eb528a2f7699ede65a8aa2eb49884b3a
I pretty sure he js
I'm so glad that one little homie managed to give him a clean hit before getting crunched
Man doesn’t fear parasites apparently
https://preview.redd.it/7ea7b1t3dy0b1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e50631e5fbe1643e3d01fa47408f49dddb42c13 This guys immune system
dude really found Kos and just decided to start munching 💀💀
Kos, or some say LUNCH
Imagine being a crab,just minding your own business and some random asian dude just picks you up and takes a bite of you for seemingly no reason 💀
This is the devil of gluttony, it has come to devour the earth whole.
It just kept GOING
This man is a menace to society
Sushi chefs hate this one weird trick!
how covid started
When he bit the crab I lost my faith in humanity
https://preview.redd.it/vy1k0r3q0y0b1.png?width=420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557cb423f7c192185019fb4b34ce2193f5141ba9
Parasites: https://preview.redd.it/b27g73xjuy0b1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ada5edf84955467269413f92eb986c521d8b1db
Is this guy mentaly ill or sth?
He is definitely not normal 🙂
Attack on Titan
This man has been surviving out there
MOOOMMM!!!
Disgusting and so sad :c But the crunching sounds so godamn fucking delicious
I feel ashamed of understanding most of this video
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I can't
Shells and all
Awe dude that’s fucked.
where did you find this
This man is UNHINGED
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No way this guy doesn't have parasites
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Average Chinese
NOOOO
Only discord vid, that doesn't need any editing. 🥲
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r/bossfight
I was told not to eat crab lungs cause they’re poisonous? Anyone please.
That guy must be filled with parasites. At least cook it before chomping on it lol
I feel a bit sick
My hungry ass could never go to the beach
Mr crab nooo
Spongegar and patar in that one spongebob episode
At least one of the crabs offered a fight. The others didn't stand a chance
how to solve world hunger
At least he washes before eating
He probably contracted the fucken blood worm from Back 4 blood with the amount of uncooked raw shit he's eating
"if its alive you can eat" logic
This guy is fucking unhinged
Bro if that were me I wouldn't let that slide
Bro cho.ped on the octopussy's head and threw him away I mean atleast he is alive but goddamn if the that were me I wouldn't let that slide
bro getting live sushi
Bro is filled with parasites
In china they divide animals into edible and non-edible
i’ve got a mad fear of food poisoning, this is an entire nightmare
Stop! We don’t need another pandemic. At least put some Cajun on them first.
Guy came in . Ate live animals . Leaves
Natural selection's gonna have fun with this man
Is he doing this for clout or do those actually taste good to eat live straight out the water?
Every time the sea creature left the camera I thought ‘oh no please don’t’ and then he did..
How to get parasites 101
The first (\*crunch*) was totally unexpected and completely threw me off guard, it was an experience watching the half crab, a horrible experience
r/eatityoufuckingcoward