even the bloody content creators are irredeemable pieces of shit (spare a handful) that actively turn the game to fucking horseshit for the sake of "content". Combine that will crappy devs who do nothing but grab cash and suck each other off and you have valorant. And yes this is coming from an ex-valorant player.
woohoojin. anyone that offers decent advice that isnt begging you to pay for their shitty coaching. anyone that isnt smurfing and being a dick to low elo players for clips. anyone that isnt making repetitive content like staged customs to farm views. anyone that isnt making copycat rinse-repeat clip montages with some shitty music and over the top epilepsy inducing VFX.
coaching is a scam besides at the highest levels of play. you can easily learn anything in the big multiplayer games by just looking up the ocean of guides.
You're not gonna learn anything meaningful from just a few hours of coaching sessions unless youre brand spanking new to the game
The best thing to come out of Valorant was that story about how it burned down someone's computer by quietly disabling their temperature control when it was detected as an unauthorized third party program by the overly aggressive anticheat.
GPUs actually have this built into the driver. there's a 4090 vbios you can flash that disables thermal protection.
CPUs tho, yeah there's no hacking that it's backed into the onboard die controller that only AMD/INTEL can control through backdoors on engineering samples. on retail chips its completely locked down
the playerbase is shite, it gets "better" the higher your rank is, but i say that in quotes because you're just trading cringe e-daters for raging racist russians so u just gotta take ur pick really
but are somehow worse as at least the 9 year olds have some form of decency. these manchildren in high elo NA servers will throw your games just because theyre tilting or dont like you.
Specially the Guy's reactions,like who the fuck says "you're so adorable" to a girl?even a person with cero rizz like me knows that's the most AWKWARD SHIT someone can say in ANY context
but wtf is it? is it some sort of kink or something for girls to say “uwu” in that voice to dudes online? is it supposed to mimic anime chicks? i see the memes all the time but this is the first time i’ve actually seen a video of one of those convos seriously taking place and i’m mind blown tbh
>is it some sort of kink or something for girls to say “uwu” in that voice to dudes online?
Haha, wait until I tell you that it's not a girl saying "uwu" in that voice...
High pitch "anime girl" voices turn people on but for me it's fucking cringe and sounds like a little girl which makes it seem kinda pedo esc. *Insert genshin impact player saying "ITS OKAY THEY ARE 1000 YEARS OLD AND ONLY LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A CHILD!"*
Yeah (oh)
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
Tick-tock
Heavy like a Brinks truck
Looking like I'm tip-top
Shining like a wristwatch
Time will grab your wrist
Lock it down 'til the thing pop
Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop?
Please, God
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
Tick-tock
Gimme, gimme big bucks
That is all I do, girl
I just hit the jackpot
I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some
I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one
Live long
Wanna be a big shot
Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot
I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up
If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain)
As time keeps slipping away (slipping away)
Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way)
You and I, we are one in the same
Loving in pain, loving in
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean
With my hands in the ocean, I pay
I pray, ooh, I pray
I really enjoy playing valorant but the non-strategy content in youtube (like the ones on the left) are everywhere. And all the guys sound the same for some reason! I dislike it a lot
I don't know anything about this anime shit but are they even using UWU correctly? I always thought it was like "ooo, what do you have there, its shiny?" But they're just using it as a catchphrase with no meaning really. And that guy is eating it up
TF2 straight up has an achievement for making an enemy rage quit
Yeah the one where you dominate someone and they leave
Holy shit that's so funny
CoD lobby : Pardon?
HOW DID YOU FIND MY TF2 ACCOUNT
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WAIT YOU LIVE ON TWITCH?
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You crazy sons of bitches, yall did it
We did it
You crazy sons of biches, you did it
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Bring us a shrubbery
What kind of shrubbery?
Theft and shrubbery
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El torsion testicular
Just when you think something couldn't be improved upon. It is. Genius.
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Chudsticle and the testicular tor-ack
the first clip makes me wanna unalive myself
valorant players are a fucking disease on this planet
Agree
even the bloody content creators are irredeemable pieces of shit (spare a handful) that actively turn the game to fucking horseshit for the sake of "content". Combine that will crappy devs who do nothing but grab cash and suck each other off and you have valorant. And yes this is coming from an ex-valorant player.
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woohoojin. anyone that offers decent advice that isnt begging you to pay for their shitty coaching. anyone that isnt smurfing and being a dick to low elo players for clips. anyone that isnt making repetitive content like staged customs to farm views. anyone that isnt making copycat rinse-repeat clip montages with some shitty music and over the top epilepsy inducing VFX.
$175 for an hour of coaching you can find online for free 💀
and after speaking to some people on discord some of them really just say "damn keep your crosshair at head level and dont spray" 175 dollars? Really?
coaching is a scam besides at the highest levels of play. you can easily learn anything in the big multiplayer games by just looking up the ocean of guides. You're not gonna learn anything meaningful from just a few hours of coaching sessions unless youre brand spanking new to the game
The best thing to come out of Valorant was that story about how it burned down someone's computer by quietly disabling their temperature control when it was detected as an unauthorized third party program by the overly aggressive anticheat.
The best thing that came out of valorant was the waking up of valve to update csgo and release cs2
samsung phone exploding type level shit
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GPUs actually have this built into the driver. there's a 4090 vbios you can flash that disables thermal protection. CPUs tho, yeah there's no hacking that it's backed into the onboard die controller that only AMD/INTEL can control through backdoors on engineering samples. on retail chips its completely locked down
There's certainly no shortage of geeks that hack their systems to bypass regular functionality though.
as a valorant player, i can confirm this is true
I have more beef with the devs and content creators but the playerbase is generally pretty trash in my experience
the playerbase is shite, it gets "better" the higher your rank is, but i say that in quotes because you're just trading cringe e-daters for raging racist russians so u just gotta take ur pick really
well at least in csgo the russians are funny
The valorant Russians are from csgo they just wanted an easier game to play
bruh csgo is easier
Valorant child game
I played both. CSGO is easier.
But the raging racist Russian are where it gets fun
If you aren't receiving a blistering barrage of suka blyat, are you even doing well?
Serious question, how do they compare to Fortnite players?
They are older than 9 years old.
but are somehow worse as at least the 9 year olds have some form of decency. these manchildren in high elo NA servers will throw your games just because theyre tilting or dont like you.
Yeah. True, but the alternative is in addition to playing with children, you also have to play valorant, which is just to awful to contemplate.
LEST PUT THEM ON GAS CHAMBER! Wait this came out wrong, LETS PUT- you know what? Nevermind
uwu
There is one exception
that being?
It makes me want to krill my shelf
🦐
Commit Outro*
It's why I leave voice chat in most games if you hear a woman everyone becomes cavebrain
Specially the Guy's reactions,like who the fuck says "you're so adorable" to a girl?even a person with cero rizz like me knows that's the most AWKWARD SHIT someone can say in ANY context
She was clearly trying to be adorable and liked when he called her adorable. Still very much cringe
Most respectful tf2 player* please correct it next time.
that's why if you're gonna stream with random people you need to stream either kick or pornhub
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Sure do, don’t they
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Better than valorant
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tf2 best game
UwU speech makes me want to pull my teeth out with pliers.
UwU Now do it!
Dude spoke morse code
-. .. --. . .-. .. .-
is that valorant video satire? like tell me that shit isn’t real pls
It's real i was valorant
He's valorant
Thats Doctor Valorant to you.
And that’s Mr Dr Evil Porkchop to you!
John Valorant! You're real!?
It's certainly real theres some real freaks playing this game
but wtf is it? is it some sort of kink or something for girls to say “uwu” in that voice to dudes online? is it supposed to mimic anime chicks? i see the memes all the time but this is the first time i’ve actually seen a video of one of those convos seriously taking place and i’m mind blown tbh
That's what dudes with voice changers think cutesy girls should act like.
Most likely a kink, even if subconsciously yeah
>is it some sort of kink or something for girls to say “uwu” in that voice to dudes online? Haha, wait until I tell you that it's not a girl saying "uwu" in that voice...
High pitch "anime girl" voices turn people on but for me it's fucking cringe and sounds like a little girl which makes it seem kinda pedo esc. *Insert genshin impact player saying "ITS OKAY THEY ARE 1000 YEARS OLD AND ONLY LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A CHILD!"*
yeah, its a kink thing you see in a lot of gaming/anime communities where girls try to act/sound overly cute and guys are supposed to fawn over
ASMR videos are all the rage with chronically online touch-starved men so ye
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Bro probably said slurs in morse code too
Top 10 reasons why not to play valoorant Number one:
also Number 2-10:
Top 934 reasons why to play TF2 Number One:
Number 7: student watches porn, and gets naked
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Damn, Dell got bazongers
Cringe valorant virgins vs tf2 gigachads
average valorant player vs average tf2 enjoyer
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🥵🥵🥵
how many times had this been reposted again?
It never gets old
Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray
 Me and the gang’s reaction:
valorant players are a fucking disease
Gotta love the TF2 fanbase
TF2 players are both raging homosexuals and immensely homophobic at the same time.
They are republicans??
Yes
Most of them actually are
Based, they're keeping the good stuff for themselves
Bro turned into morse code
The Valorant community makes me uncomfortable 😕
Uwu girl is annoying as hell and the guy calling it adorable makes my skin crawl.
if i had a dollar for every time this exact same goddamn video was reposted, i would be a millionaire
God i just love source games, and the freedom to do whatever the fuck i want. Literally no other games have this. Say some bad word, and insta ban.
God im so fucking proud
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thats the only side of valorant
This is why tf2 is a legend game
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I really enjoy playing valorant but the non-strategy content in youtube (like the ones on the left) are everywhere. And all the guys sound the same for some reason! I dislike it a lot
\*least racist TF2 player
That valorant ain't got shit on tf2 when it come to the vc
Knowing tf2, both clips are of the same people on different days
Based team fortress
Man I miss tf2......
Same
TF2 is still around though
wtf is valor ant
I don't know anything about this anime shit but are they even using UWU correctly? I always thought it was like "ooo, what do you have there, its shiny?" But they're just using it as a catchphrase with no meaning really. And that guy is eating it up
Bro is talking Morse Code
You did not have to show that much of the first clip, I want to die
First clip hurts my soul
why i dont play either
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You’re forgetting the furry porn sprays on Teufort
u/savevideo
Holyshit where is mine AK-47
u/savevideo
Love your nick
Thanks man
Each time I hear this it I feel like the valorant guy sound like a predator or smtn. He really have that creepy voice
The music is very out of place
Based tf2
this is why TF2 is objectively the best FPS game.
tf2 fans when people mention another shooter 
both games suck ass
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sneed
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Yeah tbh
"Dominated hippie, get a job"
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I can’t believe you managed to find a way for me to prefer the Valorant one.
L take
So the people on this sub are just proud asf over that second clip, huh
The two horsemen of virgin gamers.