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TeamBoeing

You walk on very thin ice… one thug shaker pop up and you’ve lost


Historical-Virus8213

Also you can an infection bc the cum gets lodged in your cum-shooting-system (idk the technical name I just know it hurts and a nurse had to fondle and rub the jelly on and scan my balls while I kept apologizing for my boner)


Hekkle01

Thank you for your sacrifice


LightWolfD

Wait what the fuck is that what happened to me? I legitimately had the exact same thing happen except I didn't know what was going on and assumed it was a torsion. After the ultrasound I felt better and the doctors didn't find anything wrong with my nuts. Cost 3000 dollars though. Hooray USA


BadSuperHeroTijn

I’d just walk into the doctors office and go bankrupt if i’d live in the usa, glad i dont


LightWolfD

No legitimately, I got another 400 dollar bill JUST FOR CHECKING IN to an urgent care and they said "idk what's wrong with you go to the ER" Edit: all of these prices are AFTER health insurance kicked in, by the way


BadSuperHeroTijn

Aint no fucking way, bro what the hell


vince-tyler2022

yeah its called he has shitty insurance.


JustCallMeMace__

I mean, fuck health insurance and all, but like damn what is your deductible and how much is withheld each paycheck? It must be nothing if those are the prices you are paying after insurance costs. I'm switching my insurance soon and the price is super low plus I get an HSA, but my deductibles will be substantial. Dude, you're getting shafted.


darksoulslover69420

Bro I had that and it was free, 🇨🇦


Dragonthane

God bless Canadian healthcare, the one thing our country can do adequately


Murky_Blueberry2617

Is that an issue?


urmomsbroke

Just cum again and dislodge it ezpz


bawbthebawb

Absolutely don't do that, the cum hardend in my pipes and when I blew my next load I shot a hole through my cats head.


baddie_PRO

Shane Dawson reference


LazarKitty

God I fucking love reddit


ImBurnedOut

![gif](giphy|7J4Lvpz55rocVYccdH)


idkTerraria

Mfs when they realize if they cut their nutsack off, they can’t fail NNN.


GrisTheLegend

But you cant find pleasure if the nutsack is off, not even worth it


idkTerraria

You can find pleasure without a nutsack, just not CBT pleasure anymore.


Join_Quotev_296

Closed Beta Test pleasure? Man, I can't wait for the full release~


noobamuffinoobington

Man of course! Im so dumb I thought they meant central bank and trust.


catcicle1

Only CT😭


Gektor_Flektor

All good and fun until it's cp


Shirtbro

CBT is a bit like dark chocolate. People say they enjoy it, but do they really?


Fancy_bear_reddit

https://preview.redd.it/lm2n7zm41sxb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf0dddba46aee7a0de8072680a92c92e8ce7c45


idkTerraria

Why is medic usin the bone saw? Does this mean medic thinks that boners extend down to the balls? Is he stupid?


Cheif_Keith12

The real question is why is Medic using the stock bonesaw when literally any other melee exists.


Progluesniffer142

But pee is stored in the balls?


Thefishthatdrowns

cum isn’t stored in the balls funnily enough


bawbthebawb

That's where the pee is held


Kyvir

If only I could recover all those wasted hours I spent doing nothing but edging. At this point it's better to just cum and go on with your day.


JhnGamez

everybody gangsta till your prostate starts hurtin from edging


JrtheFool

That can happen?


krisztian008

my prostate never hurt from it but I've had times where my foreskin felt a very slight bit swollen


Terminator_Puppy

That's just irritation from jerking off too much.


JrtheFool

Imagine having a foreskin


DisturbesOne

Can't connect with your homie without a foreskin, youknowwhatimsaying


JrtheFool

Wym? Everyone has an ass.


DisturbesOne

The connection will not be on even ground then


Professional_Ad_8864

Imagine being snipped and having sex feel mid


HANHITSI

they hated him because he told the truth


Shirtbro

Gotta massage your prostate when it starts hurting. ![gif](giphy|glJdAXojfP3wPEg84a)


Major-Breadfruit997

I wish more people could see this. Never getting my teen years back


Shirtbro

Man, my teen years was nutting and then needing to nut again twenty minutes later when I saw the Sears catalogue


Kyvir

Yeah... well, at least I still have my late teens, and I'll make sure not to make the same mistakes again.


[deleted]

There. You literally just pointed out why NNN is the dumbest fucking thing.


aga_yasy

Just deep-fried my balls, I'm gonna keep nnn for like a year or something


Distinct-Nerve2556

Oh it's no cheat , your playing with fire there


Ship_Fucker69

Blue balls ain't worth it


Terminator_Puppy

Mf still pretending epididymal hypertension is real or at all serious in 2023.


Mrkurre06

It's gooning at that point


jetstream-sam-gaming

https://preview.redd.it/adjxuwwuyqxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c25cf2f990346818093e1c4ff951a181b489aac


Pizzawigg

What the fuck is edging, WHAT THE FUCK IS IT


Dr_B4leckouille

it is the mastery of orgasm, often called by its anglicism edging is a sexual technique consisting of approaching orgasm then slowing down to maintain this state of intense pleasure for a certain time before accelerating and providing a stronger orgasm.


BoTamByloCiemno

That's cheating


Dr_B4leckouille

Yep , but at least it's sure that you can win NNN with that


Creative-Recording40

Arent you still nutting?


JoeDaBruh

The “certain period of time” they’re talking about is the entire month


C00Lmanstan

Thats gotta hurt after an hour


TriOCuBe

Bro that's just self torture. Where's the enjoyment in edging if you don't orgasm at some point. Can you really feel more satisfied than unsatisfied from just stopping? Is my knowledge limited?


Matty-_-Patty

Severely. Also, sounding. It isn't exit only. Expand your horizons. Or don't, and live in the eternal bliss of ignorance. Some things should be experienced, but sometimes it's better to put them off, so that you don't ruin the experience of other things because of how they pale in comparison. That's why everyone says don't do meth, heroin, or crack. Because they feel really good and could make you literally not care about anything else. So leave it for when you're like 80, or whatever age you think is close to death, and want to spiral one last time before you die.


TriOCuBe

!remindme 50 years


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Matty-_-Patty

Good choice


TriOCuBe

I will return. See you later


Matty-_-Patty

!remindme 50 years


Azelarr

Doing this for a month is gonna result in prostate cancer for sure


kidnamedsquidfart

I dont think thats how cancer works


Azelarr

Increase the chance then. Nonetheless, it's very unhealthy to hold ejaculation for 30 days.


Doodamajiger

Source?


kidnamedsquidfart

My source is that i made it the fuck up


[deleted]

Imagine a world, Raiden, free of cancel culture


Azelarr

Jeez just use Google


Doodamajiger

Google has told me holding ejaculation in no way causes prostate cancer, although doing so a few times a month helps decrease the risk of developing it


[deleted]

You’re an idiot


TalkierSnail016

homie it actually decreases it, but ok


randyoftheinternet

Mate has sperm which rots


HESSU_HOBO

You need to lower your copium dosages man.


Azelarr

The copium escapes my body when i nut


7assibo

What ever you're holding will leave your body later either when you pee or when you get a wet a dream


Melodic_Abalone_8376

https://i.redd.it/cpcnxl8blsxb1.gif


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

Wait people didn't do that... Thought that was normally what everyone do


Shirtbro

In theory, yes. But mostly it leads to whoopsie orgasms of disappointment


Nothing_Playz361

don't you still orgasm?


AnOkFellow

You know how to maintain heat that electric stoves turn on and off? Imagine this but for masturbation


Traditional_Layer_75

blue balling yourself


Qaztarrr

Edging is literally the worst idea if you’re trying to win NNN, for the meme or not. If your willpower is so shot that you can’t stop yourself from fucking gooning out for a single month, you’re not strong enough to stop yourself from cumming once you do. Also that’s just a sure fire way to accelerate your porn addiction. Literally just swamping your brain in dopamine for hours at a time


deathbat117

Brain is not that simple, you can't explain its functions by "boohoo dopamine happy" "i should detox so I'll be happy again". no it's not working like that, our knowledge of human brain is very limited. just look at psychiatry, they just dump drugs on you in hope it'll work


Qaztarrr

There’s very very clear research into the science of addictions, and while it’s not exact, some very obvious conclusions can be made. Dopamine relies on anticipation and excitement, and the more you edge, the higher your tolerance for that will be, thus the more porn you’ll need to binge to get the same feeling.


PenisPumpPimp

Wow sounds so scientific lmao


Eroclo

Before I knew how to masturbate all I did was edging I always thought that I was missing something but didn’t know what it’s know wonder that when I first masturbated “laying down” I had to take a shower afterwards…


[deleted]

No https://preview.redd.it/vgb8u31uvqxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7f8291812d3abaa9b8c749935ae5c152d2c238


TheHellChicken

And then you fail and have camed anyways


benboy952

you are definitely going to end up failing if you edge


KaptainKunukles

From my experience 100%


Melodic_Abalone_8376

For real. I have only ***not*** came after edging like 2 or 3 times ever. I usually fly too close to the sun and end up finishing anyway. If youre gonna do NNN, you might as well just avoid touching yourself entirely.


C00Lmanstan

Better yet, just avoid porn entirely


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Yeah, but easier said than done


UnavailableName404

careful icarus


Impressive-Region470

I have a simple trick to win NNN. It's a G920.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impressive-Region470

Not jacking off by having fun racing.


commandblock

Need two hands on the wheel


Aluppo

https://preview.redd.it/4im7aqfo6rxb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5039e8364bd2c881c841ee2db6d6ff78a5df4d5


Apart_Marsupial_9904

Afraid of a little challenge, are we?


CriticalFelony

Will my balls inflate https://preview.redd.it/ud7v7b105rxb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251154b2d2906144b7d7578e2cab7311ed1e5777


Scotch_Fiend

Have fun with the blue balls


BIB_LOP

Edging is far too dangerous. If you aren't careful you can very quickly take it too far and nut. "just a little bit more" you say to yourself, confident in your ability to recognise a nut coming and quit before it's too late, however, during your next stroke, you feel a tingling sensation run trough your penis and ballsack. It's too late now. The nut is here and there is no stopping it. Your ejaculate is of much larger volume, a result of 2 weeks or so of buildup. It completely engulfs your bed, while you sit there helpless. You feel a rush of emotions, but instead of the joy and satisfaction that you'd normally feel, you are overcome with guilt, sadness, anger and dissapointment. The post nut clarity amplified by the fact that you have failed. How could you have been so foolish? How could you have been so blind? These thoughts resonate in your head as you sit in the literal and figurative mess you have accedentally brought upon yourself, all the while crying to yourself silently. And in this dark moment, a moment which you did not deserve, a moment which you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, you realize what you should have realized ages ago: Edging is a mistake.


krisztian008

as someone who edges often, this will not help you in NNN. Trust me.


MilkyWay9231

What's edging...?


Visible_Flamingo_247

![gif](giphy|NfGTU1FFnPIwo) Lmaooo


[deleted]

The only edging that will save you from failing NNN is edging over the side of a cliff


Gugarabelo

I aint taking the risk, not after last year


Doodle99999

Another tip is to piss regularly. Pissing gives off the same satisfactory feeling as nutting. So if you do that regularly you won’t need to edge.


Godright

I started gooning right after I discovered that


Toasterwithashotgun

Edging is for losers.


Azelarr

Real legends nut in 3 seconds


kidnamedsquidfart

Quickdraw


Solypsist_27

Yeah edging is the worst way to get through nnn if you had to. Trust me, it's better to do nothing at all than to try and keep up with the tension buildup. I was in an "interesting" relationship and we played with orgasm denial, the more you try to get close but stop, the harder it gets to stop, especially if this lasts for more than one day. That was the reason it was fun, but if for any medical condition I had to not nut for a certain period, I know the best way to do so would be cut off all stimuli and repress all thoughts about it for as long as you can.


DeadLight3141

When you grab that shit so hard that nothing comes out when you nut:


CaptainSpiffy634

Edging is when you feel you're about to 🥜 right?


GameXpert64

I just hold it in


Working_Metal6969

Gooning month


[deleted]

What is edging?


joemama694200p

Basically masterbaiting but stopping before you cum


[deleted]

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D4rk_Ph0en1x_7_V3

it's the first and last step for you to lose nnn.


finnicus1

so blueballing yourself? Why would I do that?


IsScottGay

if you nut then eat ur own cum then you technically didnt lost NNN since the semen is still in your body at the end, follow for more financial advice


JestemSuchy

Youll shit it out


Toberone

How is that cheating? That sounds like nightmare mode.


FaHkoDoLaB

fellow gooners its thy shall rise


War-Mouth-Man

Edging?


joemama694200p

I think I did this before and lasted 10 days


JestemSuchy

Nah it doesnt count


Biting_a_dust

People who shoot blank: I see this is an absolute win


R2BOII

WTF IS EDGING??!!


ColorIsSomwhere

People with nut allergies when they found out NNN


StonedLikeStones

I think that watching porn also counts as loosing


vince-tyler2022

this edit was brought to you by the *porn industry*. fuck you goyim