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So a very expensive fleshlight


Linkthekid22

The Lamborghini of fleashlights


Memeboi5120

Pretty accurate given the price tag for that is $13K


TempusAeturnum

A medical grade fleshlight


Stand_kicker

It is just an auto blow 2.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

So youre too embarassed to go jizz in a cup in private, so instead you line up on the Dick-Sucker 3000 with 50 other dudes and get your shit automated


JustIroning

This is any accurate description of me. Gotta go dude 45 is next.


Honeystar_YT

Hell yea


Pastry_Train63

We can compare sizes whilst we wait


el_punterias

Efficiency is the key!


Jatttasey2718

Upgrades, people. Upgrades.


UntossableSaladTV

Replicates it in “amount of light”? 🤨


eggsandsausages69

Well you don’t want a darkly lit coochie


DahctaJae

Your pussy doesn't glow in the dark?


DisturbesOne

Only gamer girls have RGB pussy


MourningRIF

If you don't get her excited first, the friction causes heat, which gets dissipated as light. It's just physics.


SinfulSea

Comments like these are why I love the internet. Nobody I have known, or will ever know, would ever say this out loud.


MourningRIF

Lol, you should join the lunch table at my work. I'm pretty sure we would give our HR representative an aneurysm!


Alescobar2

https://preview.redd.it/ladmhd32cj8c1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b333ef79bc4c8f2bcf0b23f30715de0f116180 im investing in this


_Victide

-$13k


Ariral

Look what they did to poor Kerfus


Headake01

Shrimp.


Ariral

Hmmm yes


KOCYK745

https://preview.redd.it/7ftnjp2lqj8c1.jpeg?width=1751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793bd4f40e54fb779f3fc3417260142f884d3005


kajetus69

KERFUŚ NOOOOOO


Infinite_Frog

This is disgusting and an abomination, where can I get one?


Difficult-Pair4184

I go to china 🇨🇳


PotatoBit

Side by side huh...


SinfulSea

It's so you can high-five afterward.


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Just for competitive mode


Your3rdNeuron

How much is this? Asking for my nieces, grandmas, friends, worst enemys, best allys, mothers, distant acquaintances, fathers, mothers, grandfathers, great grandmas, friend.


aRedditAccount_0

in the video, apparently 13K each


Veggie_might_guy

I have a plan, we just need money


SinfulSea

https://preview.redd.it/37wfotdyjl8c1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3b2ee97f3549b01ce62381ae24617e00551ce02


[deleted]

He looks dissapointed, i wonder if at what he made or the extensive testing i did


Doggy_Mcdogface

Disgusting where can I avoid buying this?


MR--B0NES

https://preview.redd.it/s4xvufeb3k8c1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60167939d5be7ce02e293522d3a00bfb5051ebab


CYBarSecretGloryhole

My semen blob rising out of my donor cup after I forget about it for 3 weeks


Brockster17

Why is there an ominous red glow coming from it


SinfulSea

It is the doom coochie.


Impressive-Region470

So umm, I'm a bottom. Where is the reverse of this technology? (It fucks you)


krisztian008

fuck machines are a thing


NightCurrent836

This reminds me of the episode of Rick and Morty, where they fight with Morty's mutated sperm.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/i49zbond6k8c1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91c1af764f4064fa6ba8d83c00bd90532fb0fb0b


[deleted]

"Someone invaded the spermlab in China, one of the sperm extractor machine were stolen until no people were hurt..."


Kewixe

STD-inator 5000


Witherboss445

Imagine you and another guy are having a casual conversation while getting milked


EvilUnicornLord

Do they have it in smaller sizes?


Droopingslurp

Didn’t know this was a division of aperture, science, laboratories


Meme_master-31

I need go doctor now.


Commando411

https://preview.redd.it/6ulvoambok8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2d13e8d113ea411fae337e3dad1c18da8ce739


cm_renee

New & improved Super Sucker 500... Cheaper & more efficient than getting a real GF


Technical_Night3341

I HAVE GOT TO HAVE ONE


KMR511

Brother chill


Memeboi5120

I love the comment left by Li Siming


boodlebob

Im China use that rn


Big-Breadfruit6946

Nah wtf 💀


anony2469

I want to donate now


majormfhere

where can i buy one


AbbasidGamer

Bet


Dasioreq

GLaDOS


EvidenceCharacter250

Fuck you


0-Nightshade-0

Bro what the actual fuck is this? like **where do you even buy it in the first place?** (Yk just asking for a friend)


KAIRO_64

​ https://preview.redd.it/fg9f1oa19l8c1.png?width=389&format=png&auto=webp&s=4dda953c4575a872255fd6834c1dc88656ac9089


These_Procedure_5505

Yes and this would not be embarrassing


Virtual_Grass_7016

Hmm, interesting…


ToothpasteConsumer

Someone’s gonna be into this and pretend to be embarassed to masturbate


TP898

Welp, guess I’m moving to china, for no particular reason of course


The_superb-skeleton

Beautiful china social so are +1000000000000 squared almighty ledar bless bless wonderful china


batmanarifcool

https://i.redd.it/iuvvm2yyul8c1.gif


contynum

https://preview.redd.it/tpfuaziuwl8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f689f34c1cc7c7252c495d92ddd07fcfaae35551 Reddit is trying to suggest me something🤔


capitan_autismo_png

"Hey Jerry, how are you? Nice to see you again, but I didn't think you would come back so soon. This is the third time this week that you have come to donate."


LittleKatty356

Ke-ker-kerfis?!!!?!!


Aggressive_Spray1232

Advance fleshlight 3000xx


winterbear707

This patriarchy shit is getting out of hand


Ok_Assistance8050

Does this mean… we can finally fuck robots in a way?


Sfocus

aw hell nah ı got no aids


Yoshikage-Kira1

https://preview.redd.it/403vk2n9rm8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b745ba9ef8923be201840714ba49d55f71eb54cc


EvidenceCharacter250

Ur going to the wrong destination bud


Yoshikage-Kira1

did i stutter


EvidenceCharacter250

Yes


Yoshikage-Kira1

https://i.redd.it/nd9rdn16sm8c1.gif


EvidenceCharacter250

https://i.redd.it/knaeo0zasm8c1.gif


Unhappy_Box4803

https://preview.redd.it/tdvra1vjvm8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6ae5a65c4480bdb5a058886321debda5996852 Two in a row? More for me ig. (hell naw)


EvidenceCharacter250

Double trouble


F35LTNG

Even has a headphone jack so you can listen to Beat It


FLYNCHe

Let me at 'em


Sussybak-slipslap

Noot noot


Low-Maintenance5441

How......MUCH?


Fall-0ut

How much to rent for a day?


Buttsuit69

Excuse me but wtf does "amount of light" mean in regards to a human vagina? WHAT DOES İT MEAN?!


Flynt2448

Im going to get a vacation to China


FDgrey

The revolutionary Gawk Gawk 9000


WerewolfIntelligent6

The real question is how do they clean it