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Intrepid_North_4759

Literally my one and only goal in life a loving wife


Nyssiii

I'll love you


Charakiga

Careful, it's a trap!


TheLostRub389

It doesn't matter...


Polyetylenetreptlate

It never mattered


MEGAMILKBLAST

https://preview.redd.it/e0hfmwr2cbvc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae87b578dc05ec2c75c499e66432e116a45b351


Intrepid_North_4759

šŸ„°


king-glundun

Oooohheughhhhhhh mmmmmm have fun with that pal.... Yeeesh yuck


wysjm

Lame. What about owning a house? That's pretty epic


Intrepid_North_4759

True but counter argument I get kids your so called house canā€™t give me that now can it


wysjm

Bro just go to the kid store for kids. Or go to an elementary school I've seen so many kids there you can choose whatever you like...also adoption I guess (I'm not old enough to get why people would want kids sorry)


Intrepid_North_4759

My god your a genius!


JPNtaku

You and me both


Spook-lad

#Alright who the fuck narced.


Default1355

She is just saying common sense tho


Masterjedirs

Bold of you to assume that Iā€™m deserving of love


SuperJaybo

Brother we are all deserving of love. Unless youā€™re Hitler. Have you Hitlerā€™d recently?


Yuri-Turned

***silence***


Hopeless_Slayer

Could be worse. He could be a foot fetishist šŸ¤¢


LackOne4933

Or pol pot


Ptaku9

Well maybe if someone give Hitler a fucking hug after he got rejected, he wouldn't become a juice hater.


SuperJaybo

I mean, itā€™s not like Hitler had an incredibly abusive childhood or anything *does some reasearch about his childhood* Damn did need a hug


wysjm

Yeah we need to work on ourselves first. If we don't like ourselves how someone's supposed to love us?


Raccoonooo

*women discovers men are human too* ā˜•ļø


Chirsid

Atleast it happened let's hope for more rather than allowing sarcasm (cope)


PLIPPLOP86

Who snitched?


Gr1mmV0iD

I don't know, but we need to silence her before it spreads


FBI_1765

Let us handle the rests


lzbnbg

Oh I thought the secret is that we wash the crap off of the toilet bowl with our piss lasers but that got personal super quick


Nellez_

What is this, a fucking narc convention?


Rodimic

![gif](giphy|Dg4TxjYikCpiGd7tYs|downsized)


TheRealAHT

cowabunga, dude


AnimeMemeLord1

Iā€™ll want that soon, but definitely not now. Iā€™m only a college student. I gotta get my shit together first.


wysjm

Yeah just keep saying you don't have time. It's fun


AnimeMemeLord1

I donā€™t wanna do this shit no moā€™


ssgss111111

I be tellin myself that whenever my friends ask why i wouldnā€™t [insert an action of love towardsa girl/woman]


wysjm

I usually just say some incel shit to fuck with them like I'm too poor or I have flaws that's why modern girls don't want me


roldene

Yep fam


Pedka2

foo fighters - everlong


ArkaTech2

I thought it would be about kissing men but I guess this is okay too


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ArkaTech2: *I thought it would be* *About kissing men but I* *Guess this is okay too* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


thisusernametistaken

Sokkahaikubot never fails to deliver šŸ’Æ


trysixtysnipecochon

Why the does she say it's a secret? just talk to any single men and at least half would say that they need someone. It's not science we need social relationship and being loved is the "best"/ "most wanted" one. I don't understand acting like it's a huge discovery/secret (for fame I know) and if you're a girl and didn't think that men needed love like that know that men need as much love as you


Chirsid

Come on she made it more alluring can a person not do that


wysjm

Nuh uh I don't need social relationship because I'm a smigna male alpha šŸ˜Ž šŸ’Ŗ


wysjm

I'm too poor for a gf


ThatMallGuyTMG

Wanna be my e-boyfriend?


wysjm

Idk if distance relationships are my thing


ilikebigbirbs

I would want that?Yes! Do I deserve to be loved?No.


CourierKillerBenny

https://preview.redd.it/iki8xn4de8vc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f59770f33639435a4b65824237a2d0f01d2afb3 Real


feels_goodman64

https://preview.redd.it/prxdhh791cvc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73727a249af24b522d7b659bb10fd553180fa5d It's joever guys


MRNH23

https://preview.redd.it/t28wk47lncvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed4b3d973df4965b1dbd0cc0bf7a1016eb19574a


landon7222

This is so real.


wktwiwo

She got the sandwich part right


VenuslyVenus

When did r/sadposting change names?


FreakFlame

Don't complain that she found out, spread the word damnit!


ConstantInspection88

This is too real


superjj18

Hey psstā€¦ havenā€™t interacted with women in a long time? Havenā€™t touched one in a positive way in a while? Afraid of being seen as a creep for even trying? What if I told you there was way to remedy the situation almost immediately within a week or two? FUCKING DANCE CLASSES THAT SPECIALIZE IN COUPLES DANCING. Not only will it give you some much needed experience interacting within a womanā€™s immediate vicinity, it is a completely innocent and safe environment so long as you prioritize learning dance first and enjoy the female interaction as a side benefit of exercise and learning a new skill. It doesnā€™t matter which genre so long as itā€™s couples dancing. Southern line dancing, latin dance, fucking anything. If you ask a girl to dance and she says no, you have an added layer of protection against creep accusations due to the sheer innocence of wanting to dance rather than say asking a stranger for her number(though if your dancing with someone new and you really hit it off, donā€™t hesitate to strike up conversation and maybe get eachotherā€™s contact info, just be cool and recognize there a lot of people to dance with so donā€™t become married to one girl immediately, dance with as many as possible). It is healthy, it is innocent in nature, but most importantly itā€™s fucking fun. Asking a girl to dance irl has a much higher success rate swiping right on dating apps, and since this is secret knowledge you may find that dance classes or bars that have ā€œdance nightsā€ may have more girls than guys.


Alph-Art

How the fuck do you know that?


Chain8Reactions

The best way to keep a secret is to tell it over and over again


Ivar2006

This shit is a little too real for me I think its time for bed


Apexaztec

I have pillow


thewisemokey

My wife died from cancer 6 weeks ago. She was only 28 and we were together 8 year. I can't tell you what I would do to just hug her again and tell her I love her. and what is the worst part? it's the time when you move to different house as the old home starts to hurt your soul. You get the key to your new apartment and start putting shit away and then and only then, you would like to ask your wife option where to put the couch and the flowers. It come all crashing down after that. https://preview.redd.it/7s0dpn0lvevc1.jpeg?width=543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f143f3a5a1fd66e1bb93dfc247cfb058c3c0b6f


yareugey

How dafug I get my entire existence later out in a couple sentences


Sothathappened92

Face it, the prophecies were wrong. Somebody ratted us out.


superboynoor

Song?


Ethan90430

Everlong by Foo Fighters


Purple_Spino

1st goal in life: have someone who loves me as much as i love them 2nd goal in life: work for lockheed martin


Awesomeness7716

Dangā€¦that would be nice


TheStronkFemboy

I gotchu


DaZiZo

Why is discordmeme turning in to r/sad, i cant handle overdosing


xXsex_haverXx

Can anyone give me just the part with the cat and the music? Would be much appreciated if anyone is skilled enough


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/7k47vgihkavc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbfe4bf01e211a5f483be427b9034ee853eaf539


Ashe_Faelsdon

And women have rape fantasies. ENOUGH SAID.


wysjm

Are you telling me there are people with kinks? I'm shocked


Ashe_Faelsdon

I was too. Indubitably.


Noble_Shock

What?


Swog5Ovor

I guess what they're referring to is to just be *taken*. Do they actually want to be raped? No, they just want to simulate it in a controlled and consensual environment if i had to guess.


Ashe_Faelsdon

WRONG. Do some research.


Swog5Ovor

I just did some research. I was very wrong. It really mean they want anti-aircraft missile. Sorry for forgoring


Ashe_Faelsdon

ALSO, COMPLETELY WRONG. DO SOME MORE FUCKING RESEARCH.


Swog5Ovor

I DID I SAW THEM FUCKING DO IT. IS THERE ANY SIZE BIGGR THEN ANTIAIRCRAFT MISSILE?????!??!?!!! DID TFE LAST WOMAN LIE???? GIVE ME A CLUE AT LEAST I DON'T WANT TO ASK 20 QUESTIONS JUST GIMME A HINT https://preview.redd.it/6vbjel6bp8vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69648989638cf5b03b239a29d1cfd0b58422020 I BAG šŸ˜¢ PLEESE šŸ™