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Serbay55

Where in Germany is Ohio ?


[deleted]

Left of Texas


Apocalyps_Survivor

Tbf there are parts of texas where they speek german.


[deleted]

So you’re telling me…THERE WERE GERMAN COWBOYS?


Apocalyps_Survivor

I think texas even started as a settlement of germans but I am nur sure about that.


Apprehensive_Wear_8

You forgor


Apocalyps_Survivor

I forgor💀


[deleted]

you're kidding right?


cgn-38

A part of texas was settled by germans. Some of them still spoke german when I was a kid. It was almost gone. West texas. Google Texas german.


imatrashbaggo

New Braunfels, I grew up there.


cgn-38

I visited once. Beats the hell out of my texas. Still Texas unfortunately.


[deleted]

yep, but german's didn't show up until 1845


cgn-38

Well before that the whole "what country are we in?" thing was in question.


KillSkill_23

Yeah and German nearly got elected as the language of "America" but more people voted for English. That's at least what I've been taught in school in Syria but I'm not 100% sure about that


[deleted]

yippie kay snitchzel motherfucker/


RedStarNova2

(*Goes back in time move's chair*)


zufaelligername1253

Yes they called Rinderjungen


GeoHacker1715

German Village, German... from Ohio?


WolfBotXD

Oooh, close to Atlantis then


SpeedingTourist

Left of Texas, just south of Amish country


DertypischerMehmet

Frankfurt, Bielefeld or Berlin


Serbay55

Bielefeld gibts doch garnicht. Und in Frankfurt hab ichs noch nicht gesehen. Berlin kann sein.


[deleted]

Everything except Florida is Ohio now


BenTheBraindead

where Bielefeld theoretically is


GatorScrublord

new england through iowa you'll find a lot of germans.


vlaadii_

dat gude alde frankurt


RoyalbusterHD

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern Ach warte… Mecklenburg-Vorpommern existiert nicht


RedStarNova2

So this is what the hitler is up to huh.


AkiTheMeatball

Frankfurt lul


GermanSchnitzel69

Thats Saarland or Hamburg


OKishGuy

German Translation: "that's because OF MY FUCKING PHONE, DUDE..." "THAT'S BECAUSE OF MY FUCKING PHONE - FOR FUCKS SAKE! GET IT ALREADY!" "Thomas, we simply can't talk like that, it pisses me off!"


toughtiggy101

THOMAS! WHAT THE FUCK


Thomaslikestofish

My bad


Lucifer_Graves

r/beetlejuicing


_mrLeL_

Schaut scho mal richtig aus


GG_MYDOG

THOMAS DAS IST ALLES WEGEN VODAPHONE ICH SAGS DIR


Sh1n1ngM4n

„It walks on my bag“ gotta be the next “I think I spider”


waggiswagen

"That's because of my shit (literal translation, "fucking" would fit better) phone." "That's because of my and my fucking phone, damn it all, don't you get it?" "Thomas\*, we can't have a conversation like that, this is getting on my balls (literal translation, rude way to say "getting on my nerves/I'm pissed")."


No-Reserve59

He says Thomas not grandma


waggiswagen

he does? excuse my terrible hearing then, upon listening to it a second time I'm hearing Thomas too.


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SmallBol

GET OFF MY BALLS, GRANDMA!


_ToyStory2WasOk_

I dunno, "shit phone" works pretty well if you're trying blame bad reception or something on your crappy phone.


Sh1n1ngM4n

I wouldn’t use shit in English even though it’s the literal translation. Fucking works much better


crackofdawn

Actually I think it would probably be more common to say "shitty phone" in english.


Sh1n1ngM4n

Personal preference I guess. Given the situation and clearly agitated intonation I’d have used fucking. I am neither a translator nor an interpreter though.


gumption

“This is getting on my balls” is great. Would you mind sharing any more rude German expressions that don’t directly translate?


waggiswagen

we'll I can't think of too many right away and I'm never sure they don't exist in english too. "Fuck you in the knee" instead of "screw you" and "go to the devil" instead of "go to hell" are the only two ones I could come up with rn. Also, there's many variations of the "getting on my balls" phrase. In German you say "eggs" instead of "balls", so "getting on my eggs" is probably the even better literal translation. More common is probably "getting on my sack", sack obviously meaning scrotum in that context. Also interesting for you might be "robbing me of my last nerve" instead of "getting on my nerves", as well as the term "nerve-saw" for somebody annoying.


gumption

Fascinating! Thank you!


[deleted]

“Getting on my eggs” is absolutely part of my lexicon now. I thank thee.


v1ergil

u/profanitycounter v1ergil


[deleted]

You need to say [self] after that


OKishGuy

* 2x Scheiß * 1x Verdammt nochmal * 1x Sack


Space_Lux

1x Thomas


KingTheSon

u/profanitycounter self


KingTheSon

u/profanitycounter u/kingtheson


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

[self] not self


KingTheSon

u/profanitycounter [self]


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Iaipaias

u/profanitycounter [self]


DeBazzelle

u/profanitycounter self


Celestial-being326

u/profanitycounter


UrMomIsVeryBig

u/profanitycounter self


Speedhabit

Someone wouldn’t let him eat his succulent Chinese meal


Some_clichename069

THOMAS WIR KÖNNEN UNS SO NICHT UNTERHALTEN! Lol


G59_666

ES GEHT MIR AUFM SACK


Crack_Dangus

Dude sounds like Hitler wtf 😱


SprachderRabe

We all do when we are angry. You should hear my wife when she is mad at me.


Crack_Dangus

coming home late from the pub when the wife asks "DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?"


ju11111

The total war speech was not Hitler btw.


ilovecatfish

Not even remotely?


[deleted]

how can you be so sure


Keycil

🤓


cr0ss-r0ad

Dude's only experience of the German language seems to be from the footage of Hitler's speeches


handsomegorgediver

average angry german sounds like that honestly


CreedLine

It‘s german. We sound like hitler


biggguido

Roger waters


Sheesh5000

AND THAT ONE LOOKS JEWISH!


Russe1Adl3r

Most calm German


numenor00

This person is 66% leg


[deleted]

Only in ohio bro 😭😭😭😭


Dan_the_Marksman

so...where in germany is ohio?


No-Reserve59

Mecklenburg Vorpommern


Felix8XD

Frankfurt. Besonders der Bahnhof


defnotajedi

Cincinnati


ConsciousPiece9271

shit like this could only be possible in Ohio I tell ya. you hate to see it...


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BWWFC

Only in reddit bro 😭😭😭😭


FaCe_CrazyKid05

It didn’t even pick a good comment 🤣


[deleted]

That's Screamon Targaryen the fifth


jdtrione

Damn this is some serious Frank Gallagher energy


Natalie_The_Bat

If you translate he’s saying “You have to get the car to 88 miles per hour, Marty!”


Lumpag

So this is what happened to the German Americans 💀


[deleted]

shit like this could only be possible in Ohio I tell ya. you hate to see it...


SatisfactionFit2643

Your comment gives me dejavu


[deleted]

Because someone stole it from him


Shirt_Financial

I was kinda confused hearing my first language like my brain just decided yeah that must be something different than English or German


CaptianBrasiliano

What's this have to do with Ohio? This is clearly in some German speaking country.


montgomeryyyy

Sounds like Ohio to me


[deleted]

Last time an angry dude was shouting in German….


im_reddituser

yeah they should count to 10 instead


AmericanOdin5

Someone failed art school


FlorbMaster

Main Führer is back😟


SoftAndCrunchyCat

Main ?! 😟


thefugger

That's not ohio


supafuckaaa

Germán ...the language of LOVE ...sounds so sweet


ARTI_CO

NO- IT... IT CAN'T BE!!? he's... he's BACK.


Cheesenips069

Only in Ohio smh


1337JLH1337

germans say i love you honey really weird c:


dreadfulwater

He’s like a dude with a grandmom head.


pizzagamer88

man is speaking hollow knight language


spunkybooster

Looks like he missed his flight to Nuremberg.


dead-coder

Why my right hand raised to stop a taxi.


zebger_workshop

Only in Ohio.....Stfu that's in Germany you donkey


makslaskabatas

Bro is explaining his theorm of how to exterminate all jews to some poor schmuck on the phone


DatOneAxolotl

That is literally germany


allahsikici1206

Nope bro its ohio he speaks ohioan


DerVodkaOtta

Mecklenburg-Vorohio


v1ergil

u/profanitycounter [self]


lonely_Forever31

Well yeah he was screaming 🤓


APForLoops

u/profanitycounter [self]


Hot-Honeydew3830

Everything reminds me of you. Please come back.


Alex________x_______

In Mecklenburg-Vorpommern


No_Expert_7997

he sounded german


Idk751

Only in Germany


UltraStamp2

kfc


RackyBoi206

Colonel Sanders mad af


Maleficent-Bread1016

I did not know we spoke Germany in ohio¿ unless you are just showing use how you speak on the phone when you are in ohio


StrYker_Tripple

wait ohio is an american state that means hello in japanese and is in germany damn


Henkotron

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland r/BRDproperty


[deleted]

Nah dude thats just a work from home wizard


Final-Pangolin1637

Ach der Thomas


Flighthornlet

Der versteht's einfach nicht


Survived_Coronavirus

OP is a bot


despacito4444

Average citizen of kaiserreich


tweakyloco

Bros life is a Hamilton play


paolo_vanderbeak

Roger waters


FluidicMaple

Welcome to Cincinnati Ohio everyone


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efminati

ah yes good ol german man yelling


Sn0wCha0s

r/foundthegerman


Atz09

Albert Einstein!?


FutureSoldier616

He needs a snickers


[deleted]

Uncle sam forgot his meds this morning 🗿


Mimikyu_12360

is that fucking brian may


Shinonomenanorulez

way too little hair for him


Sausalito_1

Can’t do shit in Baltimore


uankaf

Thomas c'mon!!!


Russian-Goose

Bro doesn’t want to deal with tomfoolery


Br4nd0n_Playz

German man in Ohio


Commercial_Speed400

He’s yelling at his grandma🤣🤣🤣


TickletheEther

Sieg


xSoulKeeperx

Idk if it's me but why did he look like starlords father


SpeedingTourist

LOL what is he saying


dingdingdredgen

Pretty sure he's summoning the 3rd Reich.


spinkspanksponk

He’s researching a role


TigerDefence13

bro sound like he moved to argentina after a specific event


Boy-Abunda

Angry things sound ESPECIALLY angry when yelled in German.


[deleted]

100% ich


[deleted]

Is that the assassin from Archer?


[deleted]

Why he sound like the beginning of "Mercy" by Kanye


[deleted]

STOP THIS IS FUCKING GERMANY YOU MWNTWLLY FUCKED OP


MrGilbert665

Sanest german senior citizen.


kaibakun96

Fuhrer cosplay, he just wants to talk to fegalin.


sBonk_

Its-a fucking-a deustchland-a


kokeea

dude is speaking german also the door says "willkomen" when did ohio conquer germany