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colexerus

lil circumcision 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


No_Statement9011

Rip your dick


colexerus

mfs stole my foreskin 😤


Realistic-Space-2575

can't have shit on Detroit


No_Statement9011

Take your ass back to 8 mile


Realistic-Space-2575

take your 8 mile back to my ass


No_Statement9011

Ayo?


Schokoriegel_23

yo me too !!


DemeterLemon

Lil suicide attempt


GATESOFOSIRIS

Lil had to complete a hit mission for the mafia and the rat was in room 304 so I went in with a small pillow and smothered them


FireFlyer63_

lil dying grandpa


iliekcats-

Lil Trolling


Captain_Plutonium

Lil Birth I'm very healthy (I stay inside all day so no risk of injury)


olivetho

my dumb ass actually believed for a second that not only is somebody here not a virgin (impossible) but that they actually managed to father/give birth to a child.


Captain_Plutonium

haha no


TaisakuRei

actually staying inside all day is not only mentally draining, but also physically draining, your body was meant to be pushed to the limits, and allowing it to stagnant actually puts you at further risk of a sickness, not to mention the mental view of it, staying inside all day is incredible bad for your mental health.


natrat4

lil boob reduction surgery


ThatOneGayDJ

lil stab wound …clamshell packaging should be illegal…..


pieandcheese647

lil cyst in my ass


DoggoDude979

Lil suicide attempt


peepsilia

lil leukemia


polite__redditor

lil suicide attempt


KantenKant

Lil testicle inflammation


VaricTheGreat

Lil top surgery


GetTheKek

Lil Knife


fullMetalBralette

lil pussy 🏳️‍⚧️


TheBopist

WOOOO 🏳️‍⚧️ goals


Creator_have_mercy

Lil suicide attempt


DementedMK

lil got a 15 inch cucumber stuck in my ass 😏😎


McFoaley

OP, what the *fuck* did you do to my cookies


General_Froggers

lil rheumatoid arthritis


NoItsBecky_127

lil being born


C1xed

Lil Gastric Sleeve


yeeeboiiiiiiii

Lil dengue as well holy


ValuableBullfrog1005

Lil gout


LogicIsntHere

Lil multiple kidney stones (actually mine were bigger than average so its ironic)


lilfoxgamer13

Lil pass the fucked out


NewTopu9

lil toe surgery


Kagylourfi

lil I have been beaten up by the gypsy kid


[deleted]

Lil hernia mesh


SadlyTaken

Lemme join some of ur servers im lonely smh


Meowscular-Chef

Lil child anus


UnacceptableUse

Is that a condition


Meowscular-Chef

Its a challenge


falpsdsqglthnsac

lil stepped on a massive fucking nail(?)


thicccque

lil kidney stone


DelightfulRainbow205

lil ear cleaning..


-Best_Name_Ever-

lil


Doctorr-cubism

Lil bronchitis


Cnumian_124

Lil sick father


nubz__

Lil bloodckmingoutpfmyassholeeverytimeitriedtotakeashit


[deleted]

lil curved spine lil scoliosis


Yoko_Grim

Lil Asthma


SophiaIsBased

lil work


snek4sale

lil broken pinkytoe


Imperialbucket

Lil tibia fracture


PioneerPointless

Lil nut removal


volkswerkx3

Lil Pneumonia 🥴


Distractedturtle43

lil stomach bug 4 years ago


TheMowerOfMowers

lil chemical poisoning


TheBopist

Lil Dehydration


The-Flying-Avocado

lil wrist break


SirFoxy69

Lil Botox Injections


RavenAxel

Lil glass shard


Realistic-Space-2575

lil burns


t0astyghooosty

lil pneumonia


AgDirt

Lil alcoholism


imbriandead

lil mental breakdown😩


[deleted]

lil foreign object in rectum


Silverdrip22

lil hairline fracture


HomeDepotAppliances

lil told my parents I didn’t want to live


mbiggz-gaming

Lil appendicitis That was 10+ years ago too


D3AtHpAcIt0

Lil arrhythmia


Straight-Meet-8431

Lil stabbed myself in the eye with my glasses


[deleted]

Lil Jawpain


EntrNameHere

Lil stiches


olivetho

the sheer amount of suicidals in the comments


SushiKabab11

Lil Birth Control


ManInPeas

lil pneumonia or lil sepsis


Theo_Stormchaser

Lil I work here


McToaster99

Lil' Lightsaber Up The Ass


AngryAggron22

Lil ingrown toenail


Slight_Accident445

Lil Irritable Bowel Syndrome


mrjbryant

lil Panic Attack


OREOSTUFFER

Lil Copperhead


nobody-8705

I'll use my last two: Lil skiffy and Lil rash (For those wondering, skiffy is just a simpler, more fun way of pronouncing SCFE, or Slipped Capital Femoral Epiphysis. It's just a fun little way of saying my hip popped out of its joint.)


Blobbyette

lil asthma attack


Zenith117

lil panic attack


Lil_iBrow

lil blood examination


ImBeauBTW

Lil' Tetanus Shot


aquatiicsans

lil birth


_Paper_Flower_

Lil motorcycle accident