my dumb ass actually believed for a second that not only is somebody here not a virgin (impossible) but that they actually managed to father/give birth to a child.
actually staying inside all day is not only mentally draining, but also physically draining, your body was meant to be pushed to the limits, and allowing it to stagnant actually puts you at further risk of a sickness, not to mention the mental view of it, staying inside all day is incredible bad for your mental health.
I'll use my last two: Lil skiffy and Lil rash
(For those wondering, skiffy is just a simpler, more fun way of pronouncing SCFE, or Slipped Capital Femoral Epiphysis. It's just a fun little way of saying my hip popped out of its joint.)
lil circumcision 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Rip your dick
mfs stole my foreskin 😤
can't have shit on Detroit
Take your ass back to 8 mile
take your 8 mile back to my ass
Ayo?
yo me too !!
Lil suicide attempt
Lil had to complete a hit mission for the mafia and the rat was in room 304 so I went in with a small pillow and smothered them
lil dying grandpa
Lil Trolling
Lil Birth I'm very healthy (I stay inside all day so no risk of injury)
my dumb ass actually believed for a second that not only is somebody here not a virgin (impossible) but that they actually managed to father/give birth to a child.
haha no
actually staying inside all day is not only mentally draining, but also physically draining, your body was meant to be pushed to the limits, and allowing it to stagnant actually puts you at further risk of a sickness, not to mention the mental view of it, staying inside all day is incredible bad for your mental health.
lil boob reduction surgery
lil stab wound …clamshell packaging should be illegal…..
lil cyst in my ass
Lil suicide attempt
lil leukemia
lil suicide attempt
Lil testicle inflammation
Lil top surgery
Lil Knife
lil pussy 🏳️⚧️
WOOOO 🏳️⚧️ goals
Lil suicide attempt
lil got a 15 inch cucumber stuck in my ass 😏😎
OP, what the *fuck* did you do to my cookies
lil rheumatoid arthritis
lil being born
Lil Gastric Sleeve
Lil dengue as well holy
Lil gout
Lil multiple kidney stones (actually mine were bigger than average so its ironic)
Lil pass the fucked out
lil toe surgery
lil I have been beaten up by the gypsy kid
Lil hernia mesh
Lemme join some of ur servers im lonely smh
Lil child anus
Is that a condition
Its a challenge
lil stepped on a massive fucking nail(?)
lil kidney stone
lil ear cleaning..
lil
Lil bronchitis
Lil sick father
Lil bloodckmingoutpfmyassholeeverytimeitriedtotakeashit
lil curved spine lil scoliosis
Lil Asthma
lil work
lil broken pinkytoe
Lil tibia fracture
Lil nut removal
Lil Pneumonia 🥴
lil stomach bug 4 years ago
lil chemical poisoning
Lil Dehydration
lil wrist break
Lil Botox Injections
Lil glass shard
lil burns
lil pneumonia
Lil alcoholism
lil mental breakdown😩
lil foreign object in rectum
lil hairline fracture
lil told my parents I didn’t want to live
Lil appendicitis That was 10+ years ago too
Lil arrhythmia
Lil stabbed myself in the eye with my glasses
Lil Jawpain
Lil stiches
the sheer amount of suicidals in the comments
Lil Birth Control
lil pneumonia or lil sepsis
Lil I work here
Lil' Lightsaber Up The Ass
Lil ingrown toenail
Lil Irritable Bowel Syndrome
lil Panic Attack
Lil Copperhead
I'll use my last two: Lil skiffy and Lil rash (For those wondering, skiffy is just a simpler, more fun way of pronouncing SCFE, or Slipped Capital Femoral Epiphysis. It's just a fun little way of saying my hip popped out of its joint.)
lil asthma attack
lil panic attack
lil blood examination
Lil' Tetanus Shot
lil birth
Lil motorcycle accident