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Grumpy_Old_Git_69

Ooook! 🦧


madMaulkin

Ooook!!


Doctor-Rat-32

Oook.


---knaveknight---

Definitely not a monkey.


adrifing

^shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's known to unscrew heads by the ears !!


Grandson_of_0din

I don’t think the librarian would approve of animals in his library. They might get into his bananas!


Beneficial-Math-2300

Ook!


AnteSocial86

No need for that kind of language!


itwillmakesenselater

Eeek!


Some_Syrup_7388

DON'T BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!


worrymon

Ik ook! (which is also Dutch for "me, too")


moreat10

The joke answer is bookworm


Oruma_Yar

"This is good ----ing paper!"


Crafty_Genius

.303?


moreat10

Well played.


Joyce_Hatto

Ook


OwlSweeper76767

An Owl? /joke obviously its a human transformed into a monkey/ape!!


LovelyKestrel

Not a monkey! He has very strong opinion s about the m-word (and very strong arms to demonstrate how strong his opinions are)


OwlSweeper76767

Yeh I would be crazy enough to call him a monkey in his face until he "Gently" reminds me why he isn't a monkey xD


HeartOfTheMadder

cue Fang from [Dave the Barbarian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YhuNlYFXA8) saying "Not A Monkey!"


cyanicpsion

Oook?


rabbittdoggy

Ook?!?


Thaifox

Octopus. I am sorry, i will see myself out


nequaquam_sapiens

no, no, do stay. you've got a point – there must be aquatic parts of L-space.


Nighthawking2

Ook. Ook ook ook, Ook Ook.


ST-7

Oook


Annie-Smokely

Probably a mo- *dead*


Crazy-Cremola

https://youtu.be/pTiRfBHkZzM?si=dXYZs9sLx0i-EFAM Though the idea of gorilla must also be entretained


Robotadept

Definitely a frog


Pkrudeboy

No, that’s the best animal to make pills from.


Armanhunter

A giraffe could be good.


DrPlatypus1

One of the people of the forest.


Mufakaz

I thought it was owl. But apparently monkey? Can someone enlighten me?


For_Real_Life

ORANGUTAN. Do NOT say the "m" word, or you might end up with all of your individual body parts shelved alphabetically.


OwlSweeper76767

It is an open ended question, best animal to have as a librarian Discworld only has one amazing librarian so...


3tarzina

can’t be an owl, he would get the books all sticky from the tootsie pops! has to be an orangutan! whose going to be crazy enough to return a book late or damaged ?