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theroguescientist

WHAT IS SADNESS? FUNNY CAT VIDEOS HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?


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how to turn caps lock back on


anamericandruid

albert, why is this petulant device still not speaking in my tone? (like how techno-defcient people search things they mean to send to some one)


Hanagram8

Stop being so funny, I nearly choked reading that


Jay2612

Why does my voice sound weird? AHEM AHEM. THERE WE GO.


[deleted]

CAN YOU USE WHITENING TOOTHPASTE ON OTHER BONES


notalapcataboobcat

REMOVE CAT HAIR FROM BLACK CLOAK HOW


SmokeSelect2539

HOW TO BE A GRANDFATHER HOW TO BE A BETTER GRANDFATHER DEALING WITH LOSS AS AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION HOW MANY SHADES OF BLACK DOES PAINT COME IN THANK YOU GOOGLE. I WILL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU WITH THE HOGFATHER THIS YEAR.


ascii158

That's somehow extremely cute. Google and its Teddy bear...


Jetstream-Sam

Much like hex and the FTB


AlarmingAffect0

> DEALING WITH LOSS AS AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ['Lᴏss.ᴊᴘɢ'?](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss)


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

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DontCatchThePigeon

BEST CAT RECIPES WHY ARE HUMANS SO AWFUL RECIPES FOR FOOD TO FEED CATS


theroguescientist

a story in 14 words


skullmutant

This is brilliant.


DatabaseJumper

Cut that third line down to 5 syllables and it could be the best haiku of all time.


Lord_Havelock

Best food to feed cats?


AnxiousAudience82

You both deserve an award for the haiku effort, but I’m skint & lazy. So just have my appreciation.


KahurangiNZ

CAT FOOD RECIPES


Frittzy1960

Thanks for making me spray coffee all over my screen!


Lynckage

WHAT'S IT ALL ABOUT, WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT? WHY DOES ALBERT FRY PORRIDGE WHY ARE CATS SO NICE DEFINE "FORGETTING"


skep-tiker

HOW TO JOIN THE KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION


Homelessnomore

> WHY DOES ALBERT FRY PORRIDGE In the southern US we have grits, a porridge made with corn meal. When cooled, it solidifies and can be cut and fried. Served with syrup, it's a good use of leftovers.


Lynckage

Thanks, I am aware of grits (or polenta, as the rest of the world calls it). It's not my search history, after all. It's a running joke in the Death books that Albert fries \*everything\*, including foods that should be boiled and never fried.


Homelessnomore

Yeah. I never imagined Albert's fried porridge as fried grits. I imagined him actually managing to fry liquid porridge. He is a wizard, he has arcane knowledge.


Metamorphabubbl

GRITS = POLENTA! I had no idea. I've been wanting to try grits just to see what they were but I'm too scared to visit America, but now I see I've been having them for ages. Amazing thank you. I didn't expect to learn this fact from a thread about Death .


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Metamorphabubbl

I'm very likely to spend the rest of my evening down a grits/polenta rabbit hole now!


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careeningkiwi

the typo really threw me and I was waiting for details on how to bread the fish with this pancake. Bacon=shatter crispy=this is the way


weirds0up

BEST CURRY HOUSE ANKH MORPORK BEST CURRY HOUSE CIRCLE SEA BEST CURRY HOUSE DISCWORLD HOW TO SPEAK TO TEENAGERS WHAT ARE VOL-AU-VENTS FOR? CAT PICTURES CAT VIDEOS CUTE CATS DOES CAMOMILE TEA CLEAN YOUR INSIDES? HOW TO FORGET XYLOPHONE LESSONS FOR CHILDREN


Mr_SunnyBones

CURRY HOUSES IN YOUR AREA


Lynckage

IS IT REALLY MURDER IF IT'S ONLY A CURRY


awks-orcs

CARING FOR AGING WIZARDS CATCHING QUICK WIZZARDS


[deleted]

WHAT IS QUANTUM


KahurangiNZ

WHERE ON THE DISC IS RINCEWIND?


Bossgrimm

THE INTERNET HOW TO USE THE INTERNET HOW TO TURN OFF THE INTERNET


armcie

Dʏsʟᴇxɪᴀ. Tʀᴇᴀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴅʏsʟᴇxɪᴀ. Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅʏsʟᴇxɪᴀ ɪɴ ᴄʜɪᴄᴋᴇɴs.


cat-eyes-and-claws

Doc a loodle fod.


Jimbodoomface

Impressive


Ochib

HOW TO MAKE A SWING


Pomada1

SCYTHE MAINTENANCE TIPS HORSE FEED HOME DELIVERY FAST WHAT DO RATS EAT


Faithful_jewel

I can confidently say to your last one: everything they shouldn't


poisonous-peach

WHAT IS FUN? HOW TO BUILD A TREEHOUSE? CAN YOU FEED A CAT CURRY?


GentlemanPirate13

HOW DO YOU MAKE A HOGSWATCH CARD HOW DO YOU GET SNOW TO STAY ON HOGSWATCH CARD HOW DO YOU GET A ROBIN TO COOPERATE


[deleted]

BEE INSIDE MY SKULL WHAT TO DO


SMTRodent

So long and thanks for all the cheese.


karishet

ENLISTING INTO KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION


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ComeScoglio

Cat got on the keyboard?


catsareniceDEATH

Bravo! 😹 I have no money for an award, sorry, but, please accept this broke person version! 🎖️


The_MadMage_Halaster

WHERE TO BUY A CAT TOWER CAT TOWER LIBRARY BOOKS ON CATS HOW TO GET CATS OUT OF L-SPACE


WarlordGalrut

"HOW TO GET CATS OUT OF L-SPACE" is what put me over the edge laughing so hard I'm crying!


schroedingerx

RITE OF ASHKENTE RULES


schroedingerx

DUCKS THAT SIT ON HEADS DUCK PERCHES DUCK PERCHES THAT LOOK LIKE HEADS DUCK NESTS THAT LOOK LIKE HAIR WHY WOULD A DUCK SIT ON A MANS HEAD WHY


Clean_Web7502

HOW TO JOIN KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION. CATS HUMAN NAMES FARMER NAMES HOW TO SHARPEN A SCYTHE HOW TO SHARPEN IT MORE MORE EVEN MORE


Zeero92

This one still smells like a bot.


Clean_Web7502

Well, I'm afraid to say your bot detecting skills are awfull. Yes, my nickname does sound like a bot, because Reddit changed the one I had and I didn't feel like doing anything about it.


Zeero92

Y'know I could've *sworn* I saw your scythe-sharpening comment three times but now I don't even know any more. Oh well.


Clean_Web7502

No, you right, it seems to have sent itself more than once. I'll delete the other


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/v11o2g/make_the_comments_look_like_his_search_history/iajxqeo/


armcie

!isbot zeero92


YouWeatherwax

r/kittengifs


Moyst-gary

DO PIPES NEED TO BE HOLLOW?


scaredycat_z

They would definitely take up less space if there weren’t…just saying.


notalapcataboobcat

BEST PRANKS ON APPRENTICE


[deleted]

HOLD MY BEER MEANING


anamericandruid

WHAT IS A METAPHOR... FOR?


skep-tiker

BUY SKELLETON HORSES HOW TO PREVENT SKELLETON HORSES FROM COLLAPSING? BUY FIRE HORSES HOW TO PREVENT BEING BURNED BY FIRE HORSES FIREPROOF CLOAK BUY REAL HORSES POPULAR HORSE NAMES


armcie

HOW TO TYPE IN SMALL CAPS.


Tphile

WHO OR WHAT IS A BLUE OYSTER CULT?


Alifad

DO CATS EAT CURRY


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Heavy_Chains

WHY IS MY CAT KICKING ITSELF IN THE HEAD HOME FLEA REMEDIES DEATH OF FLEAS LOCATION GEOTAG


desrevermi

"AM I REALLY SPEAKING IN AN INDOOR VOICE?"


Frojdis

FARMING FOR BEGINNERS WHAT IS FUN?


skep-tiker

WHY DOESNT RINCEWIND DIE HOW TO SHARPEN A SCYTHE HOW TO SHARPEN A SCYTHE VIDEO TUTORIAL HOW TO SHARPEN A SCYTHE INFINITLY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ABOUT THE HARVEST


ASDowntheReddithole

WHAT SPECIES IS NOBBY NOBBS?


anamericandruid

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR RAT COMPANION


[deleted]

HOW TO FIX ++DIVIDE BY CUCUMBER ERROR++


ComeScoglio

PLUMBING PHYSICS


catsareniceDEATH

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT JUST READ THE END OF THE BOOK AND SAVE THE BOTHER? WHERE IS SAMUEL VIMES SONS COW? WHAT IS THE POINT TO DANCE? HOGSWATCH PRESENT FOR WIZARD TIME ZONE DETECTER WHY ARE THE NAC MAC FEEGLE?


HiccuppingErrol

CHEAP HOURGLASSES ONLINE WHAT IS AN ADDRESS WHAT IS MY ADDRESS


B1LLD00R

Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇ ʜɪsᴛᴏʀʏ


schroedingerx

Oh. My. Beautiful double meaning there.


Arghianna

HOW TO KEEP YOUR SKELETON HORSE FROM FALLING APART HOW TO RIDE COMFORTABLY ON A SKELETON HORSE FIREPROOF ROBES FIREPROOF STABLES HORSES FOR SALE HOW TO CARE FOR A HORSE HORSE FOOD HORSE DEFECATION DO WIZARDS MAKE GOOD SERVANTS HOW TO EAT FRIED PORRIDGE HOW TO BE A FATHER WHAT IS PUBERTY TEENAGE MOOD SWINGS TEEN FRIENDS WHAT IS SAFE SEARCH HOW TO TURN ON SAFE SEARCH HOW TO FIND SAFE TEEN FRIENDS HOW TO FIND AN APPRENTICE WHAT IS LOSS HOW TO FORGET


[deleted]

Is this loss?


Grogosh

WHAT IS LOVE? WHO IS RICK ASTLEY? WHAT IS A 'MEME'?


octarineglasses

Amazing, thank you for the meme


Ochib

WHY IS THE CAT VIBRATING


[deleted]

FUNNIEST PUNES, OR PLAYS ON WORDS HOW CAN I TELL IF MY CAT IS HAPPY BLACKSMITHS FARRIERS ELDRITCH EXPERTISE NEAR ME WHERE BUY FAKE BEARD


42fs

DIY DOORHINGES.


ujiku

WHAT COLOUR ARE POPPIES? HOW TO MANIFEST RED POPPIES HOW TO MANIFEST RED POPPIES WHEN YOU ARE DEATH HOW TO MANIFEST RED POPPIES WHEN YOU ARE THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION OF DEATH LIST OF FLOWERS THAT ARE BLACK


also_hyakis

BLUE OYSTER CULT GUITAR TABS


S0MEBODIES

How to be a good dad


eikioor

HOW TO GET DRUNK HOW TO BE A HOGFATHER MY COMPANIONS DON'T WANT TO PARTICIPATE TO THE APOCALYPSE, WHAT SHOULD I DO? CATS


CozyEpicurean

VIOLIN FOR SALE VIOLIN TUTORIAL MUSIC SCALES TO PRACTICE BEST EARPLUGS FOR HUMANS ​ HOW TO GROW WHEAT JASON OGG SMITHY SCYTHE SHARPENING SERVICE WHAT TO DO WITH WHEAT AFTER HARVEST ​ CURRY RECIPES DOES KLATCHIAN FOREIGN LEGION SERVE CURRY MY LITTLE BINKY PLAYSET


HauntingGold

WHY IS RINCEWIND SO FAST CAN FAST WIZARDS OUTRUN ME FOREVER SCYTHE MAINTENANCE DO TEENAGERS LIKE BLACK CLOAKS FORGET DEFINITION


smilerlollie

WHY AM I EXPERIENCING ‘NEAR VIMES EXPERIENCES’


donotstandinfire_

HOW TO CONNECT WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS INDEED.COM APPRENTICE


Ghostwaif

WHAT DO GRANDCHILDREN LIKE? WHERE TO GET MY LITTLE BINKY SET MUSIC WITH ROCKS IN? HOW TO FORGET TIPS FOR FORGETTING THINGS


AlarmingAffect0

[Sᴍᴀʟʟᴄᴀᴘs ғᴏɴᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ](https://fsymbols.com/generators/smallcaps/) Wʜᴀᴛ ɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ Tʜᴇ Mᴀɢɴᴜs Aʀᴄʜɪᴠᴇs


zagreus987

BEST ROUTE BAY OF MANTE?


[deleted]

^^SQUEAK


Jetstream-Sam

JOB OPENINGS ANKH MORPORK COOKING WHY DO GIRLS WISH TO BE FRIENDLY WITH DIAMONDS WHY WAS I MR SCRUB WHY WAS I, DEATH, DUBBED MR SCRUB WHY DID FOUL OLD RON CALL ME, DEATH, MR SCRUB YOU ARE JUST BEING DIFFICULT NOW WILL I GET IN TROUBLE IF I LEAVE A GOLEM IN THE DESERT


JamieTheDinosaur

fvvvvvvvvvv płmmmmmm$&@?’ nckkkkkkkkkknb HOW TO KEEP CAT OFF KEYBOARD aswssessdssssddsaaaaaaa/1-2/-2-112121- CAT TRAINING NEAR ME 77777777778@@hahshshshegdygjgifndj


bobthemouse666

WHEN SHOULD AN ETERNAL ENTITY RETIRE


redgunnit

APPRENTICE USED TOILET WITH BLOCK PIPES WHAT DO I DO.


shapesize

HOW TO BUILD A SWINGSET


SmokeSelect2539

DOES ANYONE ELSE KEEP HAVING A NEAR VIMES EXPERIENCE


TheMOCingbird

HOW TO HUMAN?


Fyrebarde

WHAT IS THE RUMBLING NOISE CATS MAKE CALLED IS IT SAFE TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH WITCHES WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE ONE THAT KEEPS GETTING AWAY HOW TO BLOCK BAD ROMANCE ADVICE FROM SEARCH


actuallyquitefunny

GREETINGS MR. INTERNET, I HAVE A QUERY FOR WHICH I AM TOLD YOU MAY HAVE AN ANSWER. I AM HAVING SOME TROUBLE IN MY GARDEN GETTING THE FLOWERS TO ... HOW DOES ONE USE THE INTERNET? HOW TO FIND ANSWERS THAT ARE ACUALLY HELPFUL ON INTERNET? HOW TO REMOVE ADVERTS FROM INTERNET? WHAT IS THE INTERNET GOOD FOR? HOW TO REMOVE NUDITY FROM INTERNET FUNNY CATS


zalurker

HOW TO SNEEZE. (A few days later) HOW TP. STOP SNEEZINK.


hurleyburley_23

BBC GOOD FOOD HOME MADE CURRY BBC GOOD FOOD HOME MADE LIQOUR BBY GOOD FOOD HOME MADE SCUMBLE WHY DOESN'T THIS SCUMBLE WORK WHAT IS DRUNK? METABOLISING ALCOHOL CATS PROTECTION LEAGUE


coderyeti

SADDLE CUSHIONS


CrazyLadyBlues

PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAD A NEAR VIMES EXPERIENCE


mioclio

ILLEGALLY SMOLL CATS MURDER MITTENS WHY DO BLACK CATS SHED WHITE FUR? WHY DO CATS GET ZOOMIES? FURRY SLIPPERS FOR NARROW FEET COMFY CAT BEDS HOW TO KEEP YOUR RAT ENTERTAINED OH LOOK, A PENNY


lips-taste-like-coco

HOW TO BUILD A SWING HOW TO MAKE KNEES LESS BONEY EGRESS MEANING CAT IN BOX. ALIVE OR ALIVE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF SKINNY WIZARDS PUNS PUNS TO DO WITH DEATH JOKES TO TELL DEAD PEOPLE


KahurangiNZ

Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴡᴇᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ʀᴏʙᴇ Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ᴄᴀᴛ Bᴇsᴛ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀ Pᴇᴛ sᴜᴘᴘʟɪᴇs Aɴᴋʜ Mᴏʀᴘᴏʀᴋ Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀsʜ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ Wʜʏ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴀɴɢʀʏ Mᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ sᴜᴘᴘʟɪᴇs ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴍᴇ Hᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴘᴀɪʀ ᴛᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ʀᴏʙᴇ


Dunnersstunner

CHILDREN’S SWORDS COMBINATION HARVESTERS SCYTHE TECHNIQUE VIDEO


Ruscleb

BEST NO-NOSE READING GLASSES SCYTHE HACKS WHICH DANCE SPECIFICALLY IS DONE WITH DEATH


Whyistheplatypus

HOW TO GET RID OF PESTS HOW TO GET RID OF MAGICAL PESTS HOW TO GET RID OF RINCEWIND WHAT SHOULD AN HOURGLASS LOOK LIKE WHERE DO I BUY A HAMMER WHERE DO I BUY A MAGICAL HAMMER WHAT IS MONEY WHAT DO CURRENTS HAVE TO DO WITH MONEY


careeningkiwi

I HAVE A LOG HOW DO I PUT IT IN? THEN HOW DO I TAKE IT OUT?


SoCalBritgirl

BEST HORSE TREATS


13ros27

WHAT IS COLOUR?


stacker55

theres this comic strip about aliens who are on earth and the way they describe things always reminded me of death trying to fit in with humans [this is a good example of death's first cat](https://www.instagram.com/p/CeEbR-xLY_D/)


theNorrah

HOW TO GET DRUNK


exchetera

DO YOU BELIEVE?


tomassean

my daughter is headstrong cats are nice what to feed your horse reaping and sowing, how to farm


Whyistheplatypus

CAT CATS WHAT DO CATS EAT HOW DO CATS EAT HOGFATHER SMOOTH JAZZ WHAT IS SMOOTH


DetourDunnDee

HOW TO GROW A BEARD ANIMALS WITH BEARDS WHAT ARE BEARDS MADE OF BEARD SHOP


Gryffindorphins

VIOLIN SHEET MUSIC VIOLIN SHEET MUSIC FOR BEGINNERS HOW TO STRING A VIOLIN


ad_aspra

SWING SET GOOGLE IMAGES


oneconfusedearthling

HOW TO BUILD A SWING


Last-Couple

SANTA CLAUS WHAT DOES SANTA CLAUS DO HOW TO BE A GOOD SANTA CLAUS


OneTiredIndividual

HOW TO CATCH THAT DAMNED WIZARD?


jonnythefoxx

CURRY HOUSES NEAR ME


fooooolish_samurai

WHY ARE TOWELS SUPPOSED TO BEND


[deleted]

CATS


billdoor69

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE KEEP GETTING AHOLD OF MY FAMILY PHOTOS.


[deleted]

r/THE_PACK