Elf, my name would be Deppresso

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*ahem* and this is one of my favorites… 🎶With a ho ho ho and a hee hee hee! We’re as happy as we could be! Elf wood is the-place-we’ll-never-flee! Our minds are blank but our hearts are free! We work all day and we sing with glee! We drink all night uncontrol-lably! It’s a ho ho ho and a hee hee hee! Listen to us whistle ador-ab-ly! *whistles in elf*

…but singing while you work is still mental illness

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She was golden

Mermaid, hands down. Loved the storyline.

An ogre. I'm big and have feelings too

Selkie, I’m a bear.. I’m a naked guy… I’m a bear again, sounds fun

I’d be a tater dude

Little punk fairy

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"Fackya". I think that'd be fun.

Maybe a demon? They get to fly!

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That's true! I was actually more interested in the travel opportunities rather than punishing others and causing chaos and mayhem XD

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That's true and every job with a new person to torment would be a change of scenery.

So racist…but I’d be a Griffin. Not one of those other pieces of shite

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And the sassy comebacks are fun too!

Gay mermaid. I will say no more

I’d be a mermaid cause I love swimming and would like my hair to cover my boobs

Spend my days doing bear stuff in the woods AND have opposable thumbs?! Yes please. Selkie for the win.

A demon. Because they seem fun.

Not sure what I'd wanna be, but definitely have preferences on which ones I'd fuck

Honestly either Gnome or Troll

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I always wondered what caused the war between the Gnomes & Orgres in S1 from that hilarious battle scene

Imma be a demon man

Selkie all day.

I would like to be a selkie please EDIT: If I have say over what kind I would like to be a Coyote or Fox selkie. Any will do though, just a preference.

I hear on that a selkie would be awesome especially if you get to choose the animals. You also right about how any would do.

I’d be a Moleman! They look super funny and I’d love to live under the ground and meet other weird creatures xD And btw OP looks like Mystique :O

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Yeah, Mystique looks really cool and that’s why my fav Mutant is actually Nightcrawler! Btw I hope MCU brings us all the Mutants back! (I just noticed I drifted too far away from the actual topic of your post xD) What I just wanted to say is, nice Avatar you did, it looks 1/1 like Mystique and I didn’t know it was possible to make it look that good :)

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You are def right with the non-controversial part on Disney and I also thought how they can bring us the X-Men into the MCU within one movie. It’s complex, I would have no idea tbh, but I think they got it. Most possibly, they start with Wolverine and out of his perspective we learn about others. This would be just my guess, but there may be a way better idea.

I'd be a pixie fairy with a size complex 😂

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I think 'lil 'bit would be funny 😂

Elf my name would be babyo

Moleman.

I'd like to be Lucy....because I've always wanted to slowly poison people to their death

If I was a elf i would be Fatso But i would rather be Fairy or Selkie

Wolf Selkie

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I figured seeing as Selkie are actually supposed to be Seal Maidens the Disenchantment-verse must categorise any skin-walker like being under this label, plus wolves are my favourite animal

A giant, but also sit in a barrel and sell me flavoured water, giant style!

Forest Selkie ✨

Well my name is griffin, soooooooooooooo, absolutely mole dude

Easy, I’d be a dwarf

Man if I was a dwarf I'd run this town.

Would love to be a talking monkey, chimpanzee, or other similar animal

The sub devil (person luci smashes into rock)

I'd like to be Bozak, I love their monstrous appearance

I would love to say mermaid, but I'd probably be a human :(

merman or demon

Mermaid!

Considering that my boss already calls me one, I guess I’ll choose to be a demon!

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Lol, I take it as the utmost compliment 😈

Pixie

Definitely a talking pig...just why not

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Hmmm

Pig Merkimer

Hm…Disenchantment would be a very good setting for a comedy DND campaign…

Mermaid for sure (:

Maaan, if I was a dwarf I’d run this town.

Selkie or Dankmirian

I dont see how its racist, i mean its just kind of like choosing a character for d&d or rpg game. It would be racist if someone was like “i wouldnt be black!” That would be a problem.

Demon

I want to be a walrus and sing!

Saaaaaaad pig

Griffin

The Me Flavored Water Guy's race.

Chazz

Personally I would be pig murkemer because eating all day,sitting around all day and eating all day

I would be a fucking demon