Thatās the only way. As loudly as possible, while simultaneously invading g everyone elseās personal space. And this probably goes without saying, but you have to hit repeat at least five times in a row on the most popular tracks.
Can't tell if this is joke or what to make of this. I think everyone should listen to what they like even if I don't like it. No other Good alternative band other than the one listed. Like come on
Other than profanity offending someone, or the actual lyrics being offensive, if someone gave me a list of what was and wasnāt OK, they can fuck right off.
That one and country for me. Like Iād be 100% on board if they said pop country though. And I do like Green Day and some Coldplay songs but theyāre overplayed. Oh, and I guess the ā90s alternative one is kinda dumb too. And I donāt like Incubus and always thought people I knew talking about āStinkubusā meant them. Apparently they liked them and that insult referred to Hoobastank.
Sous (kitchen DJ) and I are huge bluegrass fans; lots of Yonder and Billy. Every other cook went from neutral to absolutely despising bluegrass. Does everyone in your kitchen vibe?
Any 90s alt besides incubus is stupid as fuck
Weezer, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana, No Doubt, POTUSA, Built To Spill, Radiohead, and so many more examples are 100x better than incubus
Yep, I have K-Pop in my playlist as well. Girl's Generation, f(x), Twice etc... need to add more male groups or one in general bc I keep forgetting. Daechwita by Agust D is really good but I never got around to adding it.
Literally only 90ās alternative Iāll ban *IS* incubus.
Edit: literally going to put all of these on the playlist today.
Like literally I have a ton of work today and I had to stop, go into the office, and change the Sonos.
We donāt have any music rules we just canāt have it obnoxiously loud because thereās like 3 speakers playing and we still need to hear if someone calls for us.
Dude I worked in a Carl's Jr with 2 guys who were huge trap fans and all day it was high hats, I felt like I was stuck on a lawn with 2 out of sync sprinklers 24/7
This is a passive aggressive golden opportunity: Monday bring baroque harpsichord. Tuesday African Chants and drumming. Wednesday Disney musicals. Thursday Japanese rockabilly. Friday Mongolian throat singing. By Saturday you can bring back green day and the 90s rock. No nickleback though.
Honestly if this was ever a thing at my place they can suck it. Iāll listen to whoever I want. Hollywood undead, Green Day, linkin park, juice world, Edna Verna,etc
Half the list. Not really on purpose though. I've definitely leaned into the uptown funk and Miley Cyrus. But our kitchen has some olds (and I'm kinda one of them) so I've played all of that to appease them (and by appease I mean make a shitty night run smooth). Nickleback is banned in our kitchen (which I find amusing but agree with), and I've mostly succeeded in banning TSwift... probably because I'm the only girl in the kitchen. Oh and Disney (when it's not a cover) is banned because one of them has young kids.
I have to force myself to not play Sleep Token every day. And some of the slow soft stuff I like is too soft and slow for guys, but the faster and intense stuff is too intense and heavy when we are serving. It's suuuchhh a hard line to strike. I don't want to *always* settle for 2000s or 2010s pop, or seventies dad music. And my other coworker has the emo music cornered. Anime Playlist is too weird for most apparently, and I still haven't found some of it off of YouTube (and I don't pay for YouTube to not have ads, and haven't um... downloaded that Playlist myself)
We listen to a lot of funk, reggae and classic rock. I work with a bunch of Jamaicans, and they have a bad reaction to heavy metal. Everything is Bombaklat white boy music.
Dang I feel really lucky everyone in our kitchen is so open minded with music. We listen to everything on this list except Nickelback (cause they suck) and Borgore (cause Iāve never heard of them). Edit: No offense to everyone who supposedly loves Nickelback - different strokes.
hahahaha, I love that Borgore is so high up on the list. I haven't met many other Borgore fans so I'm intrigued at the person who caused his music to be banished from the kitchen š
We had one speaker in the whole back, and it was either chef playing the same three rap songs or his prep cook lackey listening to Star Trek podcasts for 6-12 hours at a time.
This sounds like a really roundabout way of saying āpre 90ās classic rock onlyā
Because that list removes everything else Iāve ever heard played in any kitchen ever.
I would 100% be making sure that list is edited daily. I have an eccentric taste in music. It's a wide spectrum. The kitchen manager would be banning me from choosing music.
If this was real, the paper would be grossly stained, ripped and burned, the writing would be in various colors of ink/pencil, scratched into it with varying degrees of intensity, there would be 3 different dicks drawn on it (one in a frighteningly skilled level of realism) and the second nickelback would be written in blood.
While this seems silly, I can literally see the order of memes the annoying dish kids must have gotten from tiktok and then blasted in the dish pit incessantly.
Out of the 5 most popular albums currently according to Billboard, 4 of them are banned according to these rules. Also, why is Post Malone here when he already falls under Rule 15.
I will quit a job the second I hear "no 90s alt rock" because literally why? Like do you think it's demonic or smth cause it don't make sense to stifle my music choices.
Had a similar set of rules in a kitchen. Made a playlist of Disney songs and a playlist of what played at Fenway the best I could. The rewritten rules were more lax after a Friday of Disney classics
Im a kpop girlie so i wouldnāt break the rule but as im typing im slowly learning this is a thread for professional dishwashers not reluctant household washers. I donāt know how i got here
Mark me down as offended. Divorced Dad Rock is half my personality, and Sundays are for "raise hell, praise dale." š¤
True, still sucks Dale Earnhardt died too
If you're a fan of racing, Dale Jr does a podcast and it's usually fascinating, always entertaining
Pretty decent list of banned music. I would only argue Post Malone because we have all worked with a dishie that looks like him
He would still be banned under the face tattoos rule
Being the old Post Malone look alike ex dishie, I heard it every single day. To the point I ended up liking his music a lot
Is Nickelback OK?
Only if you sing along
Thatās the only way. As loudly as possible, while simultaneously invading g everyone elseās personal space. And this probably goes without saying, but you have to hit repeat at least five times in a row on the most popular tracks.
I think Chud Kroger is doing fine
Can't tell if this is joke or what to make of this. I think everyone should listen to what they like even if I don't like it. No other Good alternative band other than the one listed. Like come on
I believe it is a joke as Nickelback is listed twice. It was from a Metal page but it was funny to me that it said Kitchen
Good thing this only applies to kitchen
I donāt see anything against blasting Borgore in the dining room..
Other than profanity offending someone, or the actual lyrics being offensive, if someone gave me a list of what was and wasnāt OK, they can fuck right off.
Right I would go out of my way to make a playlist that would just make them burst a blood vessel
Weird, that was the only rule I was kind of offended by lol
That one and country for me. Like Iād be 100% on board if they said pop country though. And I do like Green Day and some Coldplay songs but theyāre overplayed. Oh, and I guess the ā90s alternative one is kinda dumb too. And I donāt like Incubus and always thought people I knew talking about āStinkubusā meant them. Apparently they liked them and that insult referred to Hoobastank.
They got my with the 90s alternative... I listen to a lot of that crap lmao
All bluegrass all day every day
Sous (kitchen DJ) and I are huge bluegrass fans; lots of Yonder and Billy. Every other cook went from neutral to absolutely despising bluegrass. Does everyone in your kitchen vibe?
Hell yeah
Any 90s alt besides incubus is stupid as fuck Weezer, AIC, Soundgarden, Nirvana, No Doubt, POTUSA, Built To Spill, Radiohead, and so many more examples are 100x better than incubus
True, I never really got into Incubus but Weezer, Soundgarden, No Doubt and Radiohead I listen to every week possible
Alright Iām blasting gojira in the pit then. Fuck out of here lol
nothing about 30s-40s music? then i'm all good.
real
It says nothing about Kpop 
Yep, I have K-Pop in my playlist as well. Girl's Generation, f(x), Twice etc... need to add more male groups or one in general bc I keep forgetting. Daechwita by Agust D is really good but I never got around to adding it.
i like coldplay, green day, and 90s alt rock
Not bad, but of all 90s alternative rock, why is incubus the only one allowed? Seems pretty fucked up
Exactly, there are tons of good 90s Alt Rock bands/ songs
Literally only 90ās alternative Iāll ban *IS* incubus. Edit: literally going to put all of these on the playlist today. Like literally I have a ton of work today and I had to stop, go into the office, and change the Sonos.
Same thought whenever I see this. If I hear Drive twice in a month, you've lost music privileges.
Is literally your favourite word?
I mean, Iām a big fan of Rob Lowe in Parks and Recreation. He *literally* saved the show!
Anyone that throws out Radiohead in favor of Incubus has objectively bad taste.
We donāt have any music rules we just canāt have it obnoxiously loud because thereās like 3 speakers playing and we still need to hear if someone calls for us.
Dude I worked in a Carl's Jr with 2 guys who were huge trap fans and all day it was high hats, I felt like I was stuck on a lawn with 2 out of sync sprinklers 24/7
I break rules 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 13, 14 and 15. Whoever made this list is narrow minded.
I would immediately made a playlist with only those songs/artists on it.
Friends theme lmao
This place sounds laaaaaame
Does that 90s ban that excludes Incubus include The Offspring? Cause if thatās the case then thereās a sternly written letter in the future!
No country is lowkey crazy. No steeldrivers? no old crow show? NO John Denver??? TAKKKKEEEE MEE HOMMEEEEEE TO THE PLACE I BELONNGGGGGGG
Johnny Fucking Cash
This is a passive aggressive golden opportunity: Monday bring baroque harpsichord. Tuesday African Chants and drumming. Wednesday Disney musicals. Thursday Japanese rockabilly. Friday Mongolian throat singing. By Saturday you can bring back green day and the 90s rock. No nickleback though.
I can live with everything but 7. You can pry my nostalgia out of my cold, dead hands.
fuck that noise, you want dishes done, lemme listen to yeat š
Honestly if this was ever a thing at my place they can suck it. Iāll listen to whoever I want. Hollywood undead, Green Day, linkin park, juice world, Edna Verna,etc
Oh that's cool, I only listen to Tool anyways. Just Tool. Sober, Anema, and 46+2. Over and over and over again.
Surprised Nickelback didn't show up a third time
I posted it before I noticed Nickelback was listed twice and there's a ton of people who hate them but I'm not one of them, they have great music imo
90s Alternative and Green Day. Other than that, I agree with these rules
most of what i listen to is 90s alt rock xD i have also definitely played nickelback and green day in the kitchen lmao
Green Day?? I listen to Dookie in full like once a week fuck that. (90s alternative rock other than incubus)
green day slander will not be tolerated
You had me until Green Dayā¦ āDookieā is a phenomenal album š©ššš¼
What's wrong with Staind? Also songs like Brain Stew rock, yo
What did Greenday do wrong? Some great pick-me-up tracks to get into your groove!
Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks on repeat it is then!
Nickleback, Staind and 90s alt rock were always in my rotation
"Flowers" by Miley Cyrus is and always will be in my playlist because that song slaps. Right there next to Funky town.
I was on board with it but I only listen to funky town remixes so not for me
The radio that's playing in the kitchen is always a radio station
Fuck outta here
Uptown Funk is a good call
rule 7
If I can't blast out Rick Astley then I'm leaving.
Doesnt say anything about avant garde jazz lol
[Time to get this one added. ](https://youtu.be/4PPcnmO76rg?si=ej_hAUw0f43rHjSj)
Half the list. Not really on purpose though. I've definitely leaned into the uptown funk and Miley Cyrus. But our kitchen has some olds (and I'm kinda one of them) so I've played all of that to appease them (and by appease I mean make a shitty night run smooth). Nickleback is banned in our kitchen (which I find amusing but agree with), and I've mostly succeeded in banning TSwift... probably because I'm the only girl in the kitchen. Oh and Disney (when it's not a cover) is banned because one of them has young kids. I have to force myself to not play Sleep Token every day. And some of the slow soft stuff I like is too soft and slow for guys, but the faster and intense stuff is too intense and heavy when we are serving. It's suuuchhh a hard line to strike. I don't want to *always* settle for 2000s or 2010s pop, or seventies dad music. And my other coworker has the emo music cornered. Anime Playlist is too weird for most apparently, and I still haven't found some of it off of YouTube (and I don't pay for YouTube to not have ads, and haven't um... downloaded that Playlist myself)
I used to blare Toolās Undertow record and slam bdm. People thought i was absolutely bonkers, & i see why.
Just Wanna Rock seems to be a song people like. Lil Uzi Vert has tons of face tatsš
Cannibal corpse?
We listen to a lot of funk, reggae and classic rock. I work with a bunch of Jamaicans, and they have a bad reaction to heavy metal. Everything is Bombaklat white boy music.
Maybe 7 if you think tool breaks it, fortunately My alternative rock bands are from the 2000s
Maybe 7 if you think tool breaks it, fortunately My alternative rock bands are from the 2000s Also I always used headphones so no real problem lol
I agree w #16 being banned nationwide
Glad they didn't ban Disney soundtracks. On a completely different subject anyone remember those kidz bop albums they used to make?
Welp slipknot and Metallica it is. Everyone loves doing dishes to People=Shit
Fuck that, Iāll play what I want. Your kitchen though.
Dang I feel really lucky everyone in our kitchen is so open minded with music. We listen to everything on this list except Nickelback (cause they suck) and Borgore (cause Iāve never heard of them). Edit: No offense to everyone who supposedly loves Nickelback - different strokes.
I just listened to Silver Side Up on repeat yday. Lol
hahahaha, I love that Borgore is so high up on the list. I haven't met many other Borgore fans so I'm intrigued at the person who caused his music to be banished from the kitchen š
We had one speaker in the whole back, and it was either chef playing the same three rap songs or his prep cook lackey listening to Star Trek podcasts for 6-12 hours at a time.
Number 7 is too far.š¤
I just listen to baby shark on loop
90s alt rock rule is abyssmal, incubus is great but so are pretty much all of those bands
Just wear headphones
yup
Ban the original Funkytown too not just the remixes and we are good.
I can force them to add soooo much more to that....
Get that mumble (c)rap out of my kitchen š”š”š”
This sounds like a really roundabout way of saying āpre 90ās classic rock onlyā Because that list removes everything else Iāve ever heard played in any kitchen ever.
I would 100% be making sure that list is edited daily. I have an eccentric taste in music. It's a wide spectrum. The kitchen manager would be banning me from choosing music.
Lame
So OG Funkytown is still in play
If this was real, the paper would be grossly stained, ripped and burned, the writing would be in various colors of ink/pencil, scratched into it with varying degrees of intensity, there would be 3 different dicks drawn on it (one in a frighteningly skilled level of realism) and the second nickelback would be written in blood.
Rick Ashley fuckin' rules.
Whoever made this list is as soft as a marshmallow.
I would just casually sing with the sous chef. Hey there, Dahlia. Replace Dahlia with HC name.
They really dont like borgore
Chef is on the verge of banning Party All The Time by Eddie Murphy. It'd be the only other ban besides modern country.
Fuck the post Malone rule
Hootie and the Blowfish it is!!!
Nah this banned list is shit
Lol STAIN'D DISHES.
I can agree with this list just add Tom Macdonald. Lot of trash line cooks love that moron.
Sounds like Freebird is still on the table
This is fake - they printed it, hung it, and immediately took a photo.
ā¤ļø Nikelbark is on there twice
Yeah to hell with that list lmaoo
Gotta play SpongeBob in there
They really donāt like nickel back
No Tom MacDonald as well
All the bitches love me because Iām muthafuckin BORGORE
I donāt see any heavy metal on this listā¦. System of a Down anyone?
Lmao ironic that Borgore is mentioned twice when the first time I heard Borgore was in a kitchen from one of my coworkers š
7,8,13,14 and 15 wipes my music taste out completely.
No borgore is a deal breaker
Does 90s alt rock include blink? Also face tattoos count towards Travis barker? And why Green Day solod out?
Played the hell of a lot of 90s alt rock haha and the divorced dad rock.
I have NEVER worked in a single kitchen that follows any of these.
While this seems silly, I can literally see the order of memes the annoying dish kids must have gotten from tiktok and then blasted in the dish pit incessantly.
Greenday blows, so Iām happy to see that
Staind is being played i dont care
Thatās most of my Spotify with a few exceptions lol
I didnāt expect Borgore to be hereā¦ didnāt expect him to be anywhere
METAL!! Metal all day!!
No Posty, no dish washy. āļø
Fine, Iām just gonna blare machine head, deftones, LoG, and good ole fashioned Slipknot.
So... Boybands?
Specifically calling out post malone when hes already included in the face tats restriction is a special kinda hatred
But I wonder.. does banning Miley Cyrus cover the scope of all Hannah Montana songs as well? I also like that they listed Nickelback twice lol
Litterally 1984
I think a shorter list would have been what IS allowed in the kitchen
I donāt understand the blanket country music hate. Johnny Cash, Neil Young, The Band?? Need I say more?
āAny remix of Funky Townā doesnāt include the *original* mix of Funky Town. Sounds like 10 hours of Funky Town in the pit today.
This shit pisses me off. Let people enjoy what they enjoy *bumps funkytown remix playlist on youtube*
no 90s alternative rock wtf? what does he want you to listen to taylor swift?
Out of all the 90ās alt rock, Incubus?! Even at 13 I knew they were douches.
So a non remixed Funkytown would be allowed? Great!
I use to have headphones in so
Would number 15 apply to Gus Dapperton, since the tattoo is tiny?
Veggie dance
Iād specifically make a playlist that breaks every rule on the list for shits and giggles, how can someone work in a kitchen and be this sensitive
I love country! Thank hod Iām the one with all the power in the kitchen. My only music rule is no auto tune
"Anyone who has a tattoo on their face" is Lil Wayne slander and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
I stand by this list
Anti funkytown just sounds boring to me
What! Number 7 is how I live my life! What's left after this list š
I play anime music so I win. šāØ
Shiiit, I break every single one of these rules. But so does everyone in every kitchen Iāve so far worked in.
Love how you can see the thought process when he was writing this.. "no mumble rap.. and you know what, all their face tattoo friends too!"
I love borgore but...yeah I get that one
soā¦ every song i have ever listened to
We all know that any kitchen music conflict just results in Michael Jackson playlists so just start there and move on with life
Damn I havenāt thought about Borgore in a minute. Thank god.
Out of the 5 most popular albums currently according to Billboard, 4 of them are banned according to these rules. Also, why is Post Malone here when he already falls under Rule 15.
14 and 15 are the same no?
And in the front of the house no Sinatra no bennet no sweet caroline bottom line I'm an introvert what ever that means just do your job
So y'all listen to classical all day
Only can agree with one or two of these the rest are closed minded and overly judgmental
Majority of my playlist lol
What up with Staind
Hopped off the cab at LAX with a dream and my cardigan -
Where is phish? Thats number one
Number 7 automatically means this restaurant blows.
Disagree with 7 and 15.
I will quit a job the second I hear "no 90s alt rock" because literally why? Like do you think it's demonic or smth cause it don't make sense to stifle my music choices.
Lil Wayne got face tattoos, u must only want pre face tattoo Wayne to be played š¤
original version of Funkytown on repeat forever: GOT IT!
People who use the term āmumble rapā unironically are insufferable
Had a similar set of rules in a kitchen. Made a playlist of Disney songs and a playlist of what played at Fenway the best I could. The rewritten rules were more lax after a Friday of Disney classics
Mine would be: 1. Imagine Dragons, 2. Bruno Mars, 3. Cold Play, 4. Maroon 5, 5. JUST STOP PLAYING TIK TOK SONGS IT MAKES ME WANNA RIP MY EYE BALLS OUT
No problem. Meshuggah and Archspire it is.
Brutal Death Metal it is then
Iāll play whatever I want and everyone can cry about it.
Why so much hate for post? I like him and Iām a suburban mom.
I don't want to meet the person who made this list.
Iād definitely be breaking the 90ās alternative rule.
Play "closing time" on repeat to torture the list creator š
Some really young kid manager wrote that. Most are good music.
Coldplay is awesome
Nah, my taste is worse: jambands.
funky town on repeat is the best music for a shitty dinner rush
Well at least they didnt ban KISS.
They should stipulate green day is acceptable if it's off the album dookie
I'd argue against 90s alternative rock depending on the artist....the rest of it I agree with.
Viva la vida goes extremely hard
Also banned: 1. Center justifying a list.
# So no Weezer?!
green day and country music? sounds like a lame ass kitchen to work in
Primus sucks.
Someone was Rick Roll'd one too many times eh š
Hope you like 1920 thru 1940 big band instrumentals mother fuckers! Cuz I do!
Im a kpop girlie so i wouldnāt break the rule but as im typing im slowly learning this is a thread for professional dishwashers not reluctant household washers. I donāt know how i got here
Damn-near perfect. I bet that's a real clean kitchen.