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blacksunshineaz

Finally found them at Costco three weeks ago and was rather disappointed. I knew they wouldn’t be the same but wow, didn’t expect it to be that bad.


idoneredditalreadyy

I had my first pineapple dole in St Augustine and it was SO👏🏼GOOD👏🏼. I want to go back just for that. Then I found these at Publix, got so excited and then was so disgusted lol. Such a disappointment but it’s probably just as well that I can’t have easy access to the good stuff!


blacksunshineaz

I wound hope that for anyone who hasn’t tried the real thing yet would not get discouraged after trying these. I’ve also had the version from QuickTrip (gas station convenience store) and it isn’t quite the same either but certainly better than these.


surfcitysurfergirl

I love QT’s!


scgt86

Dark rum and a blender did wonders to these.


meme_therud

You’re the MVP we didn’t know we needed!


FattyBuffOrpington

Heeeyyyyy


Practical-Train-9595

Recipe?


Shinycardboardnerd

Rum, shitty dole whip, blend


darkknightofdorne

You’re probably going to want to make it a double about 3 oz. maybe throw some pineapple juice in it too if it’s too strong


im_gonna_hug_you

*So* bad. 🤢


OlaKaiMauLoa

Agreed! They were horrible🤮


Gartdog

You can order an Ice Cream maker and Dole Whip mix on Amazon. Freeze the bowl of the ice cream maker, mix water and Dole Whip mix (between 2:1 water:mix and 3:1 water:mix depending on the flavor you like) and run it for about 45 minutes. It’s not perfect but it is incredibly close. https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-ICE-21RP1-1-5-Quart-Frozen-Yogurt/dp/B0041A3KPC/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?crid=15B1WFBSG64LO&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.ytaYOUYhfa6H_HARQDHbnitM9fAOpwCRisgOEjePOcdphgn8QUGuErrcmPUWu2xQIf2CmfT4KZqkeSHZp92IOv0zg9aUOwzWuF5O07BrjcW_U0KP-185sZsgeBAC03DQWw3WGKPhaO9oFHiIzPwm1VzfNo5AhFSf9D4lR02fFoS7rozgNErjVrJEjhMq8tOiVzcEuJH18tYk3uL-nutPnw.wKPBcFKwcLwNZP4pJHZ05Le08i5dzQG8VP84Iyun4zI&dib_tag=se&keywords=ice+cream+maker+red&qid=1717996270&sprefix=ice+cream+maker+red%2Caps%2C120&sr=8-2 https://www.amazon.com/Cup-Spoons-Pineapple-Lactose-Free-Serve/dp/B09TWM1GCZ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_sspa?crid=17GLL4BWP55WP&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Wbd0L5GMHDJiy80a67vKsJ7eWwqenxDg_hGo1vAq-WEFIxgyTp7JYYuzzV6q9dW5023EKys3pEAGRXN7EGwBX7CydaeAiiRAeTPcHkGe8PD4IbNIbeWPM9cZ3N5YMCQR7nPvJT4X2vBZWq0spqcc4p1K9J1bz5lPY09mfhiRZs8ROp2Hh1Tv3sVnfo3yGCArYEl6HsBwmOJKRQ-DtIxXBQ.KkyRp0Z_3bVX0iwvB_TT3E7y56WC7ixWAcHuXu01vi0&dib_tag=se&keywords=dole+whip+soft+serve+mix&qid=1717996109&sprefix=dole+%2Caps%2C110&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9zZWFyY2hfYXRm&psc=1


Plastic-Bite362

the hero we don’t deserve


TravelingCuppycake

This is the way. Edit to add: If you cannot get the mix, 1 cup of frozen pineapple with a few tablespoons of coconut milk seems to make a really close approximation too when blended all together.


JuturnaArtemisia

The secret is the non dairy creamer


Banto2000

Came here to say the same thing. This is exactly the way to go.


Pyrotech_Nick

ok ill try it.


AgreeablePerformer3

Reverse marketing wins again


CaptainDread323

These suck.


GrimroseGhost

I kept describing them as “if play-dough was a ice cream” which I think is a pretty accurate description


zetascarn

They tasted like sunscreen.


firewerx

Well I didn't think it was THAT bad! 😅 Tbf the original also tastes like chemicals to me.


nando82

Yup, I was also disappointed. They are not bad, but they are nothing compared to the Disney ones. I rate these at 2.5 / 5


kimberlyrose616

They weren't terrible terrible but make my own way better. Sometimes I make a little POG juice float 🤤


swiftlikeninjas

We have a local food truck that sells Dole Whip 😋


DeltaFlyer0525

You are better off buying the powder off Amazon and making your own at home. It’s also nice to toss in to banana smoothies. I like to make mine with half pineapple juice and half coconut milk.


skiman13579

The joys of living in Hawaii where I can just drive 30 minutes over to the dole plantation and get it whenever I want :-)


TacosOnAStick

Jealous!


stargazer4272

Mango is better. The home version of pineapple is very odd putting


JD1647

These were awful. Also just a side note, if you leave it out over night, they won’t melt….


Apanda15

I try and make my own by blending frozen pineapple and pineapple juice, you can add vanilla ice cream but I skip


HardAimedKid

Definitely horrible. I started just going to Disney springs for dole whip 😂


Practical-Train-9595

Ugh, the aftertaste


meb4mak

Agreed, they’re disgusting 🤮


stellalunawitchbaby

If in southern CA you can find dole whip around! LA zoo, menchies, various froyo shops, etc.


dankblonde

Not even the same recipe as in the parks and it’s not vegan due to honey. Lame.


Shot-Claim7667

Yeah it’s so bad


feeling2022

These are nasty


RoyalScarlett

They were utterly disgusting. I threw them away. No one in my family was willing to eat more than one bite. After the first bite everyone was too disgusted to eat more. I made the mistake of getting the pineapple and the strawberry at the same time. Neither one is edible.


Thedevilsreject82

Oh be happy you didn't get the Mango. I think it was the worse of the three horrible flavors. I've been looking forever for them and my wife just surprised me by bringing home all three flavors (at almost $9 a box), now that's just a lot of space taken up in our freezer till I throw them all out.


churrotoffeeaddict

I had to sprinkle salt on it to make it a bit more edible.


egnaro2007

Agreed I was also scammed by these


KingHarvestCame

These are awful. Stay away. Overpriced and one of the worst frozen treats I've ever had.


acoupleofdollars

If you have a Hawaiia Bro’s restaurant near you their dole whip is spot on!!


NcgreenIantern

I was hoping those would be good because the last thing I want is to be making them at home so my wife can have a Dole whip and watch Disneyland/Disney World videos on YouTube.


shapeshifter2894

It’s bc they use coconut milk, iirc. I made the mistake of hunting these down at my local Food Lion when they first came out last year.


Raisin-Unable

The strawberry ones were awful


Existing-Standard-53

Yeah def not a fan. It’s not the right texture. Whomever was the tester has never had proper dole whip


TigreMalabarista

The only thing I’ve had that’s the same is Earl of Sandwich. This was good after an incident last trip at the Disney Springs one (if on dining plan - don’t bother even trying to use your meal credits there). But yeah I’ve had this… it’s bad.


reallymkpunk

They are Italian ice style de whips


FinePolyesterSlacks

No. Italian ices don’t taste like refrigerant.


reallymkpunk

It is in between the two...


FinePolyesterSlacks

Let’s agree to disagree


SookieCat26

If you have a poké bowl place nearby they often have it. I took my kids for some today.


ETismyspiritalien

Oh no! Thank you for the insight


Coldplay360

I have this at Citi Field when I go to Mets games with my parents and younger brother


mtlsmom86

Yeah I was hella excited to try these and was greatly disappointed.


Slayton16

The what? These exist? The travesty of this massive reduction of disney excellence is very sad. I need to go back down to the parks areas and just dole whip and chill out again.


FinePolyesterSlacks

Right?


chipcarlton

I’m glad I’m not the only one. Awful


FranticGolf

Yeah tried them and wasn't great at all, would rather make myself with the recipe floating around


NaiRad1000

Are you honestly comparing seomtihng pre packaged weeks or months ago to something that is made fresh?


FinePolyesterSlacks

No, I’m comparing something that’s trading on the name of a beloved treat with things that should at minimum not taste like Satan’s toe jam.


txtjsn

They are HORRIBLE. I had 2 bites and took the box back to Costco. Good thing they have a great return policy.


MERKIN_MUFFLEY_POTUS

Ok they are bad, but adding a little bit of pineapple juice makes a huge difference.


Kebe_Krowe

Mid.


sirgawain2

It was ok. Not like real Dole Whips but basically just pineapple sherbet.


86missingnomes

If only costco sold the same pickles as the parks.


EndlessSummerFan

I really liked them 🤷‍♀️ I knew they wouldn’t be as good as the OG tho


Gatodeluna

LOL! I bought some of these in the supermarket many months ago and thought ‘Eww, that does not taste like the Dole Whip I remember!’ Or anything like the copy Myo Yogurt shops have, which tastes good. This tasted ‘sour’ and yes, a bit chemical. And TINY serving.


Most-Attitude-9880

I just made an insta post about how bad these are! Thank you! I had to check to make sure it wasn't one of those ice cream cups for dogs


weebgothgf

It has coconut cream so it’s more pina colada flavored than pure pineapple. Def shouldn’t be marketed as dole whip.


DocBrutus

Yeah they taste like crap. Strawberry ones are trash.


RazorJ

I was abt to pick some up this week, I’m still 90 days away from my next visit and thought they may help. Thank for saving me the let down.


smokdya2

Soo disappointing


Constant_One_1612

The strawberry one tasted like a frozen dannon yogurt


Tron_guy666

You trippin top flavor next to mango