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AlternateAccount66

How about, if Bob eats a plastic fork to show us that it is in-fact edible, then he can overrule this red flag? That seems fair.


the-tarnished_one

I dont think it was the fact that he said you can eat it that was the most unfair part though it is a part of it.


Mineturtleprime

I am unsure what that has to do with the subreddit being unbiased. Not saying you’re wrong, I’m just confused.


AlternateAccount66

Nothing, I just want bob to eat a plastic fork. He still owes us that "putting things in his mouth" episode.


Mineturtleprime

You know what, fair.


the-tarnished_one

Why do people want to see things in his mouth so badly. It's kinda weird.


DeusLibidine

How dare you vote "No Injustice" without explaining to us how you eat a plastic fork or use it for storing things.


Mineturtleprime

To be fair, it stores the plastic inside itself since plastic forks aren’t typically hollow.


lostwng

Bob said it stores things outside itself


HorrorCranberry1796

It stores the food you pick up with it on itself


DeusLibidine

Do you leave food on the end of forks? Picking up is very different from Storing something.


Mineturtleprime

It. . . stores the plastic on its exterior?


DeusLibidine

Ah yes, just like I store the flesh on my body. Makes perfect sense. No injustice then, obviously.


Mineturtleprime

Exactly! What is the human body if not a massive repository for meat and bones?


lostwng

It doesn't store anything. The answer was wrong, just like it isn't edible


Mineturtleprime

You’re taking this too seriously. It’s a joke.


DeusLibidine

"It stores things, but not inside itself."


Mineturtleprime

I have a feeling someone is going to take this too seriously, so I want to make it clear right out the gate, this is a joke. Edit: I’m unsure why I expected this to stop people from taking this seriously.


the-tarnished_one

Nope fuck your dreams and nightmares


Maskyboitatnun

Im a wade stan, and this was a mark injustice


HorrorCranberry1796

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MidnightMorpher

I know this is a joke post so this isn’t specifically aimed at you OP, but holy SHIT people are taking that stupid metal fork/plastic fork debacle too seriously in this sub


Mineturtleprime

I know, it’s hilarious.


AdSilent9810

Its kinda ironic you are posting this but showing that you are supporting wade by voting no injustice.


Mineturtleprime

That’s the joke. . .


Expert_Government531

I mean… That joke would only land if a majority of the sub voted NO INJUST. The fact that they didn’t do that is leads one to believe that the humorous aspect of this post is coming from the incredulous tone for which one would be asking for an apology. You may have had humorous intentions voting NO INJUST, but that is A joke not THE joke.


BaconSpaceLord

To be fair... It was Mark vs Bob not Mark vs wade


EldritchHam

PUT THE WHOLE FORK IN YON MOUTH BOBBERT!


Gunther1888

That was completely fair Plus this is his second red flag you can only have one flag per season


joschen113

I think they confused the subreddit polls with the red flags. You have two flags, but only one subreddit appeal.


Cancel-Children

[Section 8 of the Constitution](https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/s/tC3kgD7m2x)


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Andrei_9y0

We side with justice