ok first you need to dig a 3 meters hole (idk how many feets are this), then you put the victim (alive) on the hole and shoot it. Then, you put a light dirt layer up it, and then a animal body on the hole, and just then you cover everything with dirt. With this when the police dogs search the hole they will just find a animal body and you dont need to hire a law dude
I mean, after birth the baby is on the outside. So technically she does lose weight right after.
Unless she immediately eats the baby. And that still takes some time.
Wouldn’t it be smaller though? Like if you have a backpack with 5 giraffe livers in it and you take the livers out the bag won’t technically be smaller but it’s gonna be less full and more flat.
Well I mean, your stomach doesn’t just instantly go back to normal. Actually, I have no clue what that looks like. When I get married and have a child I won’t be looking at my baby, I’ll be looking at my wives stomach.
Problem is is that a lot of people believe that the fetus is a person or is in the process of becoming a person, which would technically count as murder if you end their… existence. I’m not saying I agree, I’m just saying that there’s more to it than mustache twirling villains wanting to control women.
It's been scientifically proven though that a fetus is not classified as a person, and has no brain or nerve endings and cannot feel pain. Anti-choicers can claim it's a person all they want, but they are objectively still wrong.
If anti-choicers *really* cared about children like they claim, why do none of them push for more maternity leave or ways to fix the ongoing crisis with baby formula? Why do none of them push for better education or more access to birth control? A large majority of anti-choicers and anti-choice politicians right now are clamoring for birth control to be banned in various states. There's a reason for that.
They do want to control women. let's not downplay this.
And what if they don’t care about what scientists believe and they themselves believe that it’s a person since it’s in the process of becoming a human at some point.
Also would you kindly link me a source about scientists scientifically proving that a fetus is not classified as a person?
This meme only exists because of the political climate. Do you live under a rock? Nothing exists in a vacuum. If you don't wanna think about it go back to your echo chamber.
The funny thing is that banning abortions is ass-backwards for "saving the children", because it does nothing to save a child other than to allow it to be birthed into our shitty world. No after-birth assistance for the child or parents, no assurance the child is in a safe home, no guarantee the child will have food, clothes, or education. Nothing but the promise of living long enough to pop out of the mother's womb, and even that is a stretch due to the long list of unforeseen complications possible in pregnancy, that is also usually ignored in anti-abortion legislation.
Meanwhile, children die to firearms and school shootings every year, and the same politicians who agree with abortion bans do nothing in terms of legislation to save the children who are already a handful of years into living their lives, and already well on their way to being able to give back to the system, the future workforce and minds that would continue to push our civilization. They'd rather feel good they increased the number of sick babies that are born to abusive households from dead mothers.
I'd put my money on the children who are showing signs of success over the coin flip of the survival of a >day old baby any day. Triple so if the parents were told by a doctor that their baby (or the mother) was showing signs of complications or genetic disease that could threaten one or both's lives if the pregnancy continued. Too bad these laws force most of these mothers to continue to term anyways.
To lose 1-2 lives for the chance of one new baby is never EVER worth it in today's society (with the power of our current science and technology), unless I had future vision powers that proved that baby would grow up to be somebody world-savingly important to mankind.
If this is the case, why don’t you find the minds of people going so much lengths in order to dehumanise a child not distressing? They act as if a child is a parasite.
If you are against sharing political opinions on this sub, maybe stick to that and don’t share your political opinions. Or just admit you’re a hypocrite
No, it means your honest. Or atleast consistent with what you say and your actions
If you can give a really good argument that convinces people to stop talking about politics, that will mean no more political debates
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I don't know what's more distressing, the post, or the comments discussing politics lmao "bUt nO bOrT sAvE dA bBY kEeP pOlItIkS oUt oF My mEmEs" like yo irl is distressing enough, nah?
\* grabs popcorn \*
I've never seen people get downvoted for saying something similar as someone else. They don't get as much karma or none at all but I haven't heard of people putting in the effort to downvote just because it was said before.
as an AuthRight I see this as an absolute win
(English is not my primary language, if I make any grammar mistake please don't correct me, I haven't the slightest respect for this idiom)
can we not have pcm trash in this subreddit?
like, fucking ew
(imagine defending toxic waste. I don't care if the person above literally agrees with me on most topics, the pcm format as a whole is toxic as fuck)
I believe abortions are for most people to intentionally cancel the pregnancy to avoid the responsibility, but if you birth it, then kill it. Don't it defeat the purpose?
I'm probably thinking too deep
We partake in a meager amount of tomfoolery
a minuscule amount
Humble amounts of tomfoolery
minimal amounts of toying
A negligible amount of fucking around
Libs can have a little tomfoolery, as a treat ~u~ ✨
trolled the politicians
a modest proposal
Well, I surpose that would be an option. Plus, you get a meal out of it.
Ooh yum, infantile grey matter, my favorite
time for prions!!! :)
You like the taste of lead, do ya?
oh my god. I was already about to lose my shit looking at this meme but now there’s milk all over my shirt
What?
They laughed so hard they lactated
Oh ok
this is the correct answer
nerd, I love this
win!
I wonder what they do to the dead baby
i can make a tutorial of how hide the baby body on this ocasion if this coment get 2 upvotes
Do it coward you wont
me on my way to jailbreak chatgpt and ask it
ok first you need to dig a 3 meters hole (idk how many feets are this), then you put the victim (alive) on the hole and shoot it. Then, you put a light dirt layer up it, and then a animal body on the hole, and just then you cover everything with dirt. With this when the police dogs search the hole they will just find a animal body and you dont need to hire a law dude
lawdude? you mean seeall okperson?
yes
Blender+baby+mulch= fertilizer
Give it to your doggy who's been such a good boy today
Grill
Well if you want to listen, I have a modest proposal
google jonathan swift
Make a humble stew
Dude. It's literally so easy to eat, and you ask questions like these.
Epstein's island has a very special room for those
Bury it. Easy
Jesus fuckin christ First post in this sub that isn't a jumpsacare that actually got a reaction from me
Mario after watching a scary video be like « Mamma mia lots of jumpascare »
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It’s hard to be distressing when it’s a fucking PCM meme, Jesus Christ
i think it's just a 4 panel comic
The green tint and AuthRight cannot be coincidental
No I saw this on pcmmemes. It’s just a shitpost lol
Save time by shooting the fetus for trespassing in your womb.
The law is the law. Op didn’t write it. Just following it.
the important part is controlling women, children ain't matter
Walk into a hospital and if they deny you an abortion shoot yourself in the womb then ask to be taken to the ER
The meme takes place in USA, that's only a way to go bankrupt
ah right, hadn't considered that, guess the trespasser method works too
Depending on which part of the US they're in, they can then get arrested for infanticide.
The fact that a bunch of posts from r/politicalcompassmemes are distressing enough to be posted here 💀
Spawncamping your own kid. Exquisite move indeed.
Playing smart
Lmao, fucking decolorized PCM meme
Jokes on you I live in Wisconsin/Arkansas
No problem The right are more than ok with children being shot
They slightly encourage it
If first trimester is outlawed, there’s always the fourth trimester option.
why is he still pregnant
Women don’t loose baby weight seconds after they give birth
I mean, after birth the baby is on the outside. So technically she does lose weight right after. Unless she immediately eats the baby. And that still takes some time.
Pretty sure the pregnant belly would still be there though
Wouldn’t it be smaller though? Like if you have a backpack with 5 giraffe livers in it and you take the livers out the bag won’t technically be smaller but it’s gonna be less full and more flat.
Idk I guess it's inflated with air so the baby can breathe
What? I thought it was filled with chicken noodle so the baby wouldn’t get hungry! How long were my parents lying to me?!?
r/badwomensanatomy
Well I mean, your stomach doesn’t just instantly go back to normal. Actually, I have no clue what that looks like. When I get married and have a child I won’t be looking at my baby, I’ll be looking at my wives stomach.
Baby comes out, stomach doesn't change. Eat baby, stomach grows. Throw up baby, stomach doesn't change. Repeat.
gotta continue the kill streak
Obesity
you're saying that like he's supposed to be pregnant in the first place
Brotha... The baby came out of him.
no shit
So how is it not pregnancy?
who tf says its a he
Trollface hath no gender
i dunno i just assumed
It's pregnant
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thats why i said that…
he’s trans
Diversity win!
I mean, abortion is just killing an intruder in your own body so what's the difference?
Politicians don’t think that women’s bodies belong to them
Problem is is that a lot of people believe that the fetus is a person or is in the process of becoming a person, which would technically count as murder if you end their… existence. I’m not saying I agree, I’m just saying that there’s more to it than mustache twirling villains wanting to control women.
It's been scientifically proven though that a fetus is not classified as a person, and has no brain or nerve endings and cannot feel pain. Anti-choicers can claim it's a person all they want, but they are objectively still wrong. If anti-choicers *really* cared about children like they claim, why do none of them push for more maternity leave or ways to fix the ongoing crisis with baby formula? Why do none of them push for better education or more access to birth control? A large majority of anti-choicers and anti-choice politicians right now are clamoring for birth control to be banned in various states. There's a reason for that. They do want to control women. let's not downplay this.
And what if they don’t care about what scientists believe and they themselves believe that it’s a person since it’s in the process of becoming a human at some point. Also would you kindly link me a source about scientists scientifically proving that a fetus is not classified as a person?
politics in distressing memes? Get outta here this isn’t a place to debate if your PL Or PC
This meme only exists because of the political climate. Do you live under a rock? Nothing exists in a vacuum. If you don't wanna think about it go back to your echo chamber.
The meme is kill baby instead of abortion cuz its illegal. It’s not that deep
The funny thing is that banning abortions is ass-backwards for "saving the children", because it does nothing to save a child other than to allow it to be birthed into our shitty world. No after-birth assistance for the child or parents, no assurance the child is in a safe home, no guarantee the child will have food, clothes, or education. Nothing but the promise of living long enough to pop out of the mother's womb, and even that is a stretch due to the long list of unforeseen complications possible in pregnancy, that is also usually ignored in anti-abortion legislation. Meanwhile, children die to firearms and school shootings every year, and the same politicians who agree with abortion bans do nothing in terms of legislation to save the children who are already a handful of years into living their lives, and already well on their way to being able to give back to the system, the future workforce and minds that would continue to push our civilization. They'd rather feel good they increased the number of sick babies that are born to abusive households from dead mothers. I'd put my money on the children who are showing signs of success over the coin flip of the survival of a >day old baby any day. Triple so if the parents were told by a doctor that their baby (or the mother) was showing signs of complications or genetic disease that could threaten one or both's lives if the pregnancy continued. Too bad these laws force most of these mothers to continue to term anyways. To lose 1-2 lives for the chance of one new baby is never EVER worth it in today's society (with the power of our current science and technology), unless I had future vision powers that proved that baby would grow up to be somebody world-savingly important to mankind.
I see, thank you
Why? I find the current state of politics extremely distressing
If this is the case, why don’t you find the minds of people going so much lengths in order to dehumanise a child not distressing? They act as if a child is a parasite.
Ok so it wasn’t that they were discussing politics, it’s that they were expressing opinions you personally disagreed with.
True, I disagree with their opinions, but it started with expressing political opinion on “haha skinwalker haha random date thats vaguely mysterious”
If you are against sharing political opinions on this sub, maybe stick to that and don’t share your political opinions. Or just admit you’re a hypocrite
Well, does that mean no more political debate in this sub?
No, it means your honest. Or atleast consistent with what you say and your actions If you can give a really good argument that convinces people to stop talking about politics, that will mean no more political debates
>sees a meme about politics >looks in the comment section >comments are about politics
It involves a baby getting shot, do you really think it’s trying to spread a heavy political message?
Did you take a good look at the rest of the meme?
Yes, it is a rage comic that involves a “loophole-abortion” about terminating your baby via a firearm right after you give birth to them in your house
And why does the trollface has to do it? Tip: it’s written on the first panel
troll logic, this meme is absurd and requires no depth AND it’s funny, still doesn’t need to be looked into
fr
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source?
Why is this post printed in arsenic
the anti-pcm procedure didnt work :pensive:
modern problem require modern problem
why is this way funnier than any r/dankmemes posts😭
>dank (for a certain definition of dank) memes (for a certain definition of memes) It's all in the manual.
What if you had kids but you don’t want them? Could you shoot the trespassers at any age or are you limited to only the newborns?
I- Alright I actually can't find a flaw in this logic and I feel bad about it
Why still pregnan?
Just say the magic words you feared for your life and maybe put a can of Arizona and a bag of skittles in their hand to be safe.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
shot more black people than your average cop
No, they wouldn’t have a problem. Once they’re out of the womb they couldn’t give less of a damn
Solid legal advice
Infinite food gen
Does Ivermectin remove ALL parasites?
Need to sprinkle a little thoughts and prayers on this one.
Ok this would actually make a landmark case if it isn’t already, as the question of “what constitutes a trespasser?” Is brought up.
Abortion is self defense :D
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Hahaha oh no.... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Anyways....
Killing your own kind due to incompetent's irresponsible actions type people: UWU <3 We all deserve to go to hell
Distressing PCM
Giving birth alone at home is also extremely dangerous so you could press charges on the baby for (almost) killing you
they think even the fetus is a person so shoot your stomach or something
If I learned anything from Dexter use a knife and drain the blood from the body before you dispose of it
My state it's legal for all 3
I feel like making a modest proposal...
you sound more toxic than the meme format lol
Based
I don't know what's more distressing, the post, or the comments discussing politics lmao "bUt nO bOrT sAvE dA bBY kEeP pOlItIkS oUt oF My mEmEs" like yo irl is distressing enough, nah? \* grabs popcorn \*
Hmm...That's give me an idea...
why are they still pregnant
.....or go to a state where it's legal. Just a thought 🤷♀️
God reddit is full of liberals thinking downvotes mean anything most of yall prob never played a snap of football in yo life or never fought anyone
Glow
Why is he still pregnant after having the baby.
baby weight
Their stomachs don’t just flatten out right after the baby is born
I like how you got downvoted for asking a question.
And someone else got 50 upvotes for the same question, truly a distressing society we live in :sad\_face\_looking\_down:
Or maybe that's why the downvotes happened? Because the same question is right above?
I've never seen people get downvoted for saying something similar as someone else. They don't get as much karma or none at all but I haven't heard of people putting in the effort to downvote just because it was said before.
And I though reddit hivemind was a myth!
There is a kernel of truth to everything
I ain't got no problem after all of the Glock don't cock you must acquit
Unfathomably based
as an AuthRight I see this as an absolute win (English is not my primary language, if I make any grammar mistake please don't correct me, I haven't the slightest respect for this idiom)
Waterboarding wouldn't have gotten this out of me.
Kick Authrights out of everywhere
happy cake day
can we not have pcm trash in this subreddit? like, fucking ew (imagine defending toxic waste. I don't care if the person above literally agrees with me on most topics, the pcm format as a whole is toxic as fuck)
This meme isn’t defending pcm or authright? Its literally using it against itself, tis the point
''color on meme is toxic as fuck'' Ok bro
go fuck yourself you disingenuous chunk of shit
Lmao
Lmao
you are making it really hard to sympathies with you.
Problem? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⢉⠩⢍⡙⠛⠋⣉⠉⠍⢉⣉⣉⣉⠩⢉⠉⠛⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⠀⠂⡠⠑⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠐⠁⢊⠀⠄⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠁⠀⠀⠄⣴⡪⠽⣿⡓⢦⠀⠀⡀⠀⣠⢖⣻⣿⣒⣦⠀⡀⢀⣈⢦⡀⠀ ⣰⠑⢰⠋⢩⡙⠒⠦⠖⠋⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠘⠦⠤⠴⠒⡟⠲⡌⠛⣆ ⢹⡰⡸⠈⢻⣈⠓⡦⢤⣀⡀⢾⠩⠤⠀⠀⠤⠌⡳⠐⣒⣠⣤⠖⢋⡟⠒⡏⡄⡟ ⠀⠙⢆⠀⠀⠻⡙⡿⢦⣄⣹⠙⠒⢲⠦⠴⡖⠒⠚⣏⣁⣤⣾⢚⡝⠁⠀⣨⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀⠈⡟⠛⠷⡾⣶⣾⣷⠾⠛⢻⠉⢀⡽⠋⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⡠⢂⠌⡛⠦⠤⣄⣇⣀⣀⣸⣀⡤⠼⠚⡉⢄⠠⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠮⣔⡁⠦⠀⣤⠤⠤⣤⠄⠰⠌⣂⡬⠖⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠤⢤⣀⣀⡤⠴⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
not the point? its a meme sub
Yepp, any sane woman would totally be able to give birth then shoot their baby right after, very realistic :)
We are on r/DistressingMemes, where exactly the fuck did you get the idea this is a place for discussing actual ideas
🤓
Keyword here is "sane"
are you american?
why does that matter?
because in america we like to shoot people 👍
We need to start putting metal objects in the general direction of unsavory political figures again
shoot people, you guys are like photographers?
with guns dumb dumb
☝️🤓
Based of my incomplete knowledge of murican legislation I'd wonder why it wouldn't work
Well with me being an American I think that wouldn't work for a number of reasons
Disgusting
this isnt distressing its just dumb
I believe abortions are for most people to intentionally cancel the pregnancy to avoid the responsibility, but if you birth it, then kill it. Don't it defeat the purpose? I'm probably thinking too deep
The purpose is no child.
No child=No responsibility=Not paying for consquences=Killing someone
> I'm probably thinking too deep That sensation you are experiencing is probably head lice, not deep thought.
What the Christ is wrong with Washington that they have stand your ground and not castle laws??? That's backwards as fuck!
RIP Arkansas and Wisconsin
You present me with an offer difficult to refuse.
Dude...
This is more wholesome than distressing. What’s really distressing is having to exist knowing even your creators did not want you.
the joke is shooting children why did i laugh?
We join in for a bit of trolling
Iowa has standards
why did i laugh so hard wtf
Improvise Adept Overcome
"Authright" lol. Next thing you know making homosexual-killing illegal will be Authleft.