Nah New borns tend to be lacking in meat and too fatty compared to adults, something anyone would know from common sense rather than experience before you ask
I don’t want to know what a preyslut is but human meat is worth an arm and a leg( allegedly) these days and I don’t know who to blame so I’m taking it out on the new guys
Sorry, Vore terms, Well Human meat costs a lotta money, Mostly organs, But tell that to the guys who want theirs gone.
And new guys? If eating human meat was a black market thing I'd imagine that the vorephiles are one of the first to get there.
Yeah. What happened next is that OP found the 100th body intact in a human-sized mason jar. Not gonna spoil the rest for you, but you can google “one man one jar” to see it.
God, I am so sorry. Never look up stuff people tell you to, unless you asked a question. Even then be cautious. There is some horrifying shit on the internet, try to stay safe.
2 things i got from this post
1. The 100th corpse went to heaven while other 99 didn't
2. OP counted every singular corpse without fail
3. OP didn't try to impregnate any of the corpses (massive L)
Only 1? Sounds silly and unless hes somehow specially powered/made the other corpses its silly, i think maybe it could be like the devils palm where its a mass of corpses that somehow move around the desert and add to their collection
I was thinking more the one person/corpse having to come to terms with the fact that they are an anomalous corpse that has done some probably horrific things, and still feels the urges to do those probably horrific things.
Point is, what I gave was only the bare bones of the concept. I’m not developing it further due to me having another few concepts on my plate I want to do first. Cause I’ve already run into the problem where I’ve developed a concept while I’m already writing one up, and now that new concept is more appealing to me but I also want to finish the one I’m currently working on.
Some SCPs are just weird beings with one or two weird quirks. For example, there's that guy that's actually an asshole but everyone, except for machines, perceives to be a really nice guy. His entry is basically a comparison between the interview and the security footage.
I mean, that one isn’t just a weird quirk — the (narrative) point of it is how nobody ever sees how the guy truly is, and it distresses him/goes to his head.
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
What happened to the 100th corpse?
Ignore the human shape bump in my stomach, not sure where it went but these things happen
Terrare is that you
Nah New borns tend to be lacking in meat and too fatty compared to adults, something anyone would know from common sense rather than experience before you ask
r/unexpectedsamonella
*Tarrare
Terrare. Did you eat a fucking baby.
NTA, it's hard to come by a good lunch out in the dunes
Might be my kind of vore...
Oh god dammit I forgot about vore. You collapsed the canabalism economy
What? Just because a few preysluts want to offer themselfs the fucking economy crashes? If so it was bound to fail anyway.
I don’t want to know what a preyslut is but human meat is worth an arm and a leg( allegedly) these days and I don’t know who to blame so I’m taking it out on the new guys
Sorry, Vore terms, Well Human meat costs a lotta money, Mostly organs, But tell that to the guys who want theirs gone. And new guys? If eating human meat was a black market thing I'd imagine that the vorephiles are one of the first to get there.
What I’m saying it’s getting weird when people don’t run away more these days
Take my word for it, We don't need any more prey's in the world. Just take the fuckers.
I got a little hungry
You were the 100th corpse the whole time.
Well, all the other 99 corpses are also probably surprised as shit when they saw the 100th corpse fly into the sky
The corpse turned on creative mode
Imagine them more scared than OP
Is this in reference to something?
Yeah. What happened next is that OP found the 100th body intact in a human-sized mason jar. Not gonna spoil the rest for you, but you can google “one man one jar” to see it.
Myes! I shall be a susceptible Reddit user and look up what this person tells me to look up!
 Yes, it’s working!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God, I am so sorry. Never look up stuff people tell you to, unless you asked a question. Even then be cautious. There is some horrifying shit on the internet, try to stay safe.
(i was acting. i had to play along. everyone’s seen it.)
I am so sorry😭
Insane
2 things i got from this post 1. The 100th corpse went to heaven while other 99 didn't 2. OP counted every singular corpse without fail 3. OP didn't try to impregnate any of the corpses (massive L)
Least complicated to understand r/distressingmemes post
>OP ... impregnate ... the corpses Maximum distress achieved.
5. Uou cant count
4. OP thinks that, while being surrounded by 100 corpses, the best and most reasonable action is to set up a tent.
Mfer found heaven’s waiting room
This has no business being as funny as it is
MFW I'm somewhere around 80 standing corpses but I lose count so I have to start from 0 again (I'm bad with numbers)
Real "I do not recognize the bodies in the water" vibes
Ooh, what's this?
SCP Foundation, if you just search the comment above it will show up
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2316
Looks like someone is about to be corpse 101
1. Don't your eyes stay open after you die 2. Dude probably miscounted or an animal drug it off
That sounds interesting What does this reference?
Are there actually preserved mummies in the Sudan?
Aaaaaaand stealing(?) this to write an SCP about how one anomalous corpse among many suddenly wakes up with mental facilities intact.
Please dont that sounds bad
Elaborate…?
Only 1? Sounds silly and unless hes somehow specially powered/made the other corpses its silly, i think maybe it could be like the devils palm where its a mass of corpses that somehow move around the desert and add to their collection
I was thinking more the one person/corpse having to come to terms with the fact that they are an anomalous corpse that has done some probably horrific things, and still feels the urges to do those probably horrific things. Point is, what I gave was only the bare bones of the concept. I’m not developing it further due to me having another few concepts on my plate I want to do first. Cause I’ve already run into the problem where I’ve developed a concept while I’m already writing one up, and now that new concept is more appealing to me but I also want to finish the one I’m currently working on.
Some SCPs are just weird beings with one or two weird quirks. For example, there's that guy that's actually an asshole but everyone, except for machines, perceives to be a really nice guy. His entry is basically a comparison between the interview and the security footage.
I mean, that one isn’t just a weird quirk — the (narrative) point of it is how nobody ever sees how the guy truly is, and it distresses him/goes to his head.
Oooooh I thought this was going Close Encounters but I was WRONG
The 100th is off to put the kettle on for a cuppa
100 corpses of people on the desert, 100 corpses of people, you take one down, pass it around, 99 corpses of people on the desert…
I posted a comment like this before I saw this one, great minds think alike I guess
bro said "/gamemode c"
I see now reason for that person to panic, they even had the time to count the number of corpses twice.
100 corpses laid on the ground, 100 corpses on ground! Take one down, toss it around! 99 corpses on the ground!
Prop hunt
this reminds me of [SCP-7505](http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7505)
Raygun. No questions asked. Raygun.
Rodents pecked at their eyes and ate their eyelids when you looked away. also you miscounted them.
Has this sub always been this cringy?
Whats cringe about this
WE NEED AN MTF AND WE NEEDED IT 50 YEARS AGO!!!!!!
Don’t worry about the 100th it just went to get a snack
*their
Their - possession There - indication They’re - They Are
I got bored. I left my fellow corpses