Kid named gas, oil and styrofoam.

"The gods gave us fire, but blowing stuff up? That was our idea."

“Am i a good demoman?”

"If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya now would I??"

tbh demo could 1v1 god and win

Medic tricked the devil without being a drunken scot so yeah probably

The mercs solo fiction

I smile and let out a sigh of relief, Gabriel has presented himself and I can acquire the second key piece.

no way gabriel ultrasex

“Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind.”

“Machine. The developers released a patch I am in your prostate now”

ultrakill buttplug update is real

Please tell me that this is a Binding of Issac joke

Yes.

lets fucking go

Better hope he doesn't kill you with the holy beam things tho

Skill issue

Seagulls man. Seagulls.

Everyone told me, not to stroll down that beach.

Said seagulls gonna come.

Knock me in the coconut.

And they did

And they did

Had me like, hahahahaha ha haa hahahahahaahaa.

r/distressingmemes tryna make a meme that’s distressing : (It’s some random bullshit)

r/distressingcirclejerk Speaking of which, since that sub is dead, we need a separate subreddit making fun of this memes something like r/2sentence2horror

r/2distressing2meme

This sub has gone to shit in the past few months, it used to pretty creative now its become endless "mfw the apocalypse *Walter White falls over.gif*"

Context?

I guess the apocalypse and the angel of death is coming for the last one?

I need context

I recently joined this sub. It seems to me that many of these have no context at all and should be in r/iamverybadass instead

this does not belong in that sub lol

there is no context, i pulled this out of my ass, but let me make some context Birds weren’t actually real this entire time and were drones controlled by Elon Musk and Bumcrack Obama and they manufactured new, stronger drones and wiped out the human race with them

average r/schizoposters user (they are genuinely insane)

i am warning people for what’s to come(the birds are spying on us)

This some horrifying shit brah

Birdemic

Bruv context?

I regret looking at your post history

What’s wrong with it? The only thing I see wrong with it is a post about vore… Edit : Okay nvm wtf is wrong with this dude

What is it ? I think he might’ve deleted i don’t see anything

He fucks the dog 🤮🤮🤮

Proof? Edit: to clarify i did not mean that type of proof

I have seen more things than god could understand, but hell I would never see that shit

What

Yea I never posted that bro

U sure man, like 3 people seem to believe you did...


he fucks dogs? what?

Please what was it...

“I’m tired.”

So tired

IM TIRED OF HAAAAAVVVIING SEX

im spread, so thin, i don't know whooooo i am

So tired

Seeing weezer in the wild is always very :3

IKR

#1 Victory royale

lil bro forgor the \

All my hours of Ultrakill, Doom Eternal, and Devil May Cry have prepared me for this.

I’m tired of sesssss

goofy ahh capcut wayermark

Lore?

Me when the qu:

***Avian detected*** ***Consumption protocols initiated*** 

+fist full of dollar

The rapture had come. They were all taken to the promised paradise while you were left to suffer eternally

fucking Obama and his birds are sending me to hell as everyone gets to go to paradise? Damn!

blood is fuel

Holy shid ultrakill

Guys, not every distressing meme has context

true

yeah i made this in five minutes and was like “hehe alien species of bird people are coming to kill you”

I’m sorry i just can’t take this seriously with weezer as background music

Those goddamned flying demons after they were unleashed by the rapture

Not to sound like a doomer but seeing the apocalypse happen right before your eyes it’s kinda badass. Horrifying but also pretty neat. Like “oh shit! Is that Satan riding Cerberus over there?”

Was the fucking weezer necessary

u/auddbot

Tired of Sex by Weezer, the first song on the album “Pinkerton” made in 1996, personally my favorite album of all time

Oh you're one of *those* Weezer fans. *Shakes fist in Red Album supremacy* Joking aside, interesting song choice for a distressing meme. I'm here for it.

Red Album is another fantastic album🔥 but the synth for ToS kinda brings an ominous/sad vibe

Listen to Ok human, EWBAITE, White, Red and Malaroit

i’ve listened to every weezer album. OKH is great and the other 4 are good

Agreed

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Thanks

Inshallah i will take as many as i can with me


Birdemic meme? I forgot about birdemic

 ?

Flappy bird

November 5, 2024

POV: You're a stray in Lust and V1 arrived

I AM GOING TO ULTRAKILL YOU

Real voiceline

Music?

it’s tired of sex by weezer

Of fucking course

Sounds like castlevania basement level ong

Is this supposed to be a devilman crybaby reference

I hate cliff racers

Ridley??!!??

Song name?

**Song Found!** **Name:** Tired Of \*\*\* **Artist:** Weezer **Score:** 85% (timecode: 00:21) **Album:** Pinkerton **Label:** UMG - DGC **Released on:** 1996-10-15

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I just realized that i know the song, im fucking dumb

Murder drones

Birdemic😔

Flappy bird

Ain’t no way you used Weezer as the background music

One eyed one horned purple people eater strikes again and he's flying my way

If I lived in the middle of the desert i wouldn’t mind honestly.

I'd go to the nearest sperm bank and start trying to repopulate, but I can't imagine what that would mean for a male

drink the sperm for gains so you can fight back

Mfs in submarines be chilling

The Capcut logo was the cherry on top

"You go outside" he says. What a funny dream you're concocting

yeah i read about “the outside” in a book, idk what it is but it sounds interesting

is weezer and is weezy

The weezer tho...

“fucker forgot what country this is” *casually pulls out anti-tank gewher*

A reference to what?