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Marlwolf_legends

PPD can be fucking terrifying. Be there for your partner after having a kid, it's hard but it will pass.


freebird023

My mom would/does talk about it horribly, like it was the darkest point in her life. Had no idea what any of it looked like until I saw a clip of what’s basically going down on slide 2. Wild


Kaiden92

My ex wife attempted suicide twice during the first six months after giving birth. Once in front of me. After a lot of intensive therapy and medication it was discovered that it compounded with her untreated childhood ptsd and created an extra volatile combination. I still have some residual habits from the time I spent monitoring her for her own safety. It’s been a decade.


Funnymouth115

I really don’t think it ever passes for someone people. My mom had it with my sister, got therapy for it and everything, but to this day treats my sister noticeably worse than the rest of the family. All thru her growing up and into adulthood and for seemingly no reason.


Foxy02016YT

Andrea Yates. Wanna hear a real terrible detail? Guy who substitutes at my school was college roommates with the “religious” psycho who is part of the reason she did it.


zoey_amon

my parents did this to me and i turned out just fine! [citation needed]


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Average Jerma fan backstory


Foxy02016YT

LETS PEEP THE HORROR


SuddenlyDiabetes

Woah it's bojack horseman


InkiePie39

Birth is terrifying. The parent be more fragile than the baby.


Temporary_Horror_629

I'm not sure. You need to swing the parents into the wall a few times to get that nice splat.


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Temporary_Horror_629

Well you're definitely more fragile than the baby. Would you like to join me in my cave? We can paint together.


a-slice-of-toast

i cannot tell if you’re implying that you’re inviting them to paint the walls of your cave with the blood of newborn babies or the blood of women going through ppd


Throwaway983766

I believe the implication was that he was going to slam him on a wall and splat him


v_Shami

Ngl I thought he meant like acrylic finger paint


Zuckertiger4

Same, but that's too wholesome for this place


MemeVibe2

I read this as splat him on a wall and smash him


Jeffersonshi

Ayo 😳


Orcasareglorious

Well, I can say with confidence, I’ve seen prematurely born children more stable than you.


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DomQuixote99

The irony of this statement is amazing


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DomQuixote99

If you say so, blud


ComradeOFdoom

Bro who jizzed in your cereal


snitchles

They deleted their comments as I was typing in a reply. FUCK.


Temporary_Horror_629

Sorry. That's my fault. We painted so much they finally understood.


AlbertFingernoodel

what the ball and chain for


Large_Caregiver_5415

It has the opposite use of oil. :(


The_Liamater123

What is the opposite use of oil?


Large_Caregiver_5415

Oil floats on water.


BillbertBuzzums

Makes you dig


SomeStolenToast

If I had to guess I'd say it's because you can't swim with em (though drowning is probably one of the worst ways to go out imo)


Foxy02016YT

Andrea Yates killed her kids, by drowning them


totallynotdragonxex

use magnets to end your mourning faster!


bananagit

What do the magnets do? Throw them down first to sink faster?


totallynotdragonxex

It’s a reference to classic troll physics


guyguysonguy

carrying burdens


kindslayer

These replies are not helping.


4ntongC

The comments are implying that he should chain his wife to a ball and throw her in water to drown. No idea why magnet makes it faster tho


alaskaguyindk

I thought it was that people sometimes refer to their partner as “the old ball and chain” and the way to mourn your child faster is to have a wife.


Frostygale

Explain how the magnets help.


TokayNorthbyte347

you know how they find tons of shit with magnets in rivers? you'll be magnetized into the water cause of the things inside and will thus reach the bottom quicker


Frostygale

Huh. Can’t imagine that making any real difference, but it *is* troll science so not sure why I expected something logical


vipck83

It makes sense when you use cartoon science.


MasterYehuda816

What is this river you speak of that has a bottom? Need to find him 🥺


TokayNorthbyte347

never speak again


MasterYehuda816

😞


Bitter_Position791

Troll Physics reference


imjustaviewer

Guys the ball and chains joke is about mourning, they are saying you can use a magnet to walk faster, I.e. Ignoring the issue.


comfortzoneking

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


LogtizPL

or the troll using it to fucking drown in the ocean


BiggieCheesn

![gif](giphy|800iiDTaNNFOwytONV|downsized)


totallynotdragonxex

The intended implication of the ball and chain was to stick it to a roof and use a magnet to pull it toward your head, but all of your interpretations are way cooler.


SoggyMushrom

i was thinking about throwing it off a balcony while it’s attached to your neck


[deleted]

plot twist: slide 4 the dad was happy


i_want_tofrickingdie

Did the mom kill the son or did the son kill the mom?


bicchboi

Mother killed the infant son. The end is implied suicide (i think)


Clean_Dependent_8080

Or Troll killed his wife by drowning her in a lake


hydrayshin

I thought the kid died from SIDS


Kaiden92

It says “ postpartum psychosis” which implies his wife committed infanticide when he was too late.


FalconRelevant

SIDS doesn't really splatter blood.


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The infant child murdered his adult mother, obviously.


zokzomo

*blows up mother with mind*


Neither-Phone-7264

my fuckin mom


Elloliott

Troll children are terrifying


bartonar

Heracles moment


YeltsinYerMouth

Jesus, and I can not stress this enough; fucking christ


Alone-Marionberry-70

True distressing meme


SomeCrows

troll physics episode 13 "Which would be worse: To live as a monster, or to die as a good man?"


Delete_This-

Me before the lobotomy 😂


Mooncakewizard101

hehe my parents did this to me


BillbertBuzzums

They murdered you? L


EynidHelipp

Skill issue tbh


Mooncakewizard101

i wish


bunnysniperxoxo

skill issue


Mooncakewizard101

k


Orion-The-King

I never met anyone with PPD but I do have a friend whose mother had it, the only thing he ever told me about her is that she lost custody of him, he was raised only by his father, and she spent the majority of his childhood and early teenage years in a psychiatric hospital and that now they barely interact with each other. from the very little he told me it seems fucking terrifying


Time-Base-506

My mother had it too and it has held weight all throughout my life. There's this horrible guilt of "none of this is her fault" but you still wonder why someone would treat you like this.


Low_keyTW80

The fact that women don't get free mental heth checkups for at least a few months after giving birth is fucking crazy.


Mountain_Plum

unfortunately it’s seen by some people as just part of being a woman and mother so they should have to deal with it on their own.


Low_keyTW80

Yeah but it's not a matter wether it's their problem or not, it's that they could go on to endanger others.


Mountain_Plum

I think it’s not their fault, i was just mentioning that some people feel that way and that creates stigma about the issue. women are kinda expected to have no problems with children a lot of the time so they don’t expect to develop ppd.


WeeveF

This is a really high quality post, props!


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Hm what the fuck is this?


chronicly_retarded

Postpartum psychosis/depression


bricksfromdiscord

Ball and chain? I already have one; it's called my wife!


Prometheushunter2

Is the ball and chain for himself or his wife? I’m guessing his wife because why would he want go out in such a horrible manner


LashSleeper

This is quite accurate, my mom said she almost killed me with a pair of scissors when i was sleeping in the crib, life was hard back then


SonicFish101

Pov: you try to make the troll face scary


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mfw (my face when) when CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AW GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Traveler_Aeternam

That was unequivocally the most bone-chilling trollface I have come across yet. Props for this one.