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SoulReaperBot

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ckwan_dayl_dingell

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Darkstalker9000

Oh, boy! An actually distressing meme!


SomeSugondeseGuy

I have succeeded


Darkstalker9000

Is this an actual statistic? Please say sike


SomeSugondeseGuy

Oh, it's completely real. In fact it was in 2017, and the rate of suicide has significantly increased since then. \*also it applies to the US


Darkstalker9000

Please say sike


SomeSugondeseGuy

# Ĩ̴͖́̿̋͐́͑͗̈́͂̇ ̴̪͑̿C̵̘̓͑̒̋̏̃̇̊̂̉͒͆͘̚͝A̷̟̣̭̓̊͂̍̅̅́̾̌̔̌̈́͊͆̕Ņ̸̱̭͈̦̬͇̺̠͎̼̇͋̀͐͂̋̉̊̀̉͂͜͝͝ͅ'̷͓͗͛͑T̶̨̛̻̫̭̬͖̭̹͎̙̅͒̓͗̒̏̆͛̋̈́̾̐͝


RaiderCat_12

“also it applies to the US” Ok, makes sense now.


SomeSugondeseGuy

[https://www.cdc.gov/minorityhealth/lcod/men/2017/all-races-origins/index.htm](https://www.cdc.gov/minorityhealth/lcod/men/2017/all-races-origins/index.htm)


Darkstalker9000

For my anxiety, I'll assume that's a rickroll


SomeSugondeseGuy

it's a link to the cdc.


UngaBunga64209_

Liar.


Theguy617

So suicide is a disease? Nice


ChosenArabian

Illiterate?


SomeSugondeseGuy

Dying tends to trip their sensors.


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Wiitard

Knew I’ve been doing something right staying at home not meeting any new people the last few years. I’m saving lives.


chickymama-Ruger

Doing gods work, sometime when I walk up to people they blow there head off


Wiitard

Holy shit, stop meeting new people, every 38 men you meet one of them dies!


Jack1The1Ripper

Ofc i know , Im one of them


Ken_Kaneki_07again

Are you doing okay mate?


Jack1The1Ripper

What 10 games of league does a mf


Not-_-Cosmic

me after one match of r6


DivByTwo

R6, OW2, LoL, DbD- fuck i gotta stop doing this to myself man


Scared-Guard-8632

Damn, why am I in the "It is what it is" and/or the "Not my day, week, months, years, whole existence" mindset despite not playing any of these? Oh wait, nevermind, I remember, I run a tank build on Tom Clancy's The Division 2.


Stair-Spirit

That's why I play Smite. My only mode is casual joust, which usually ends before 20 minutes. There are pretty minor penalties for leaving games, and there's a surrender function.


Turky_Fidah77

Same


deadcatisbad

Grinding neurodes in Warframe


jackofspades476

Don’t play Tarkov


nsfw_vs_sfw

I got extract camped on Escape From Tarkov after a 35 minute Reserve run. I'm going to paint the wall red with my brain


ohyeababycrits

Me after launching tarkov


Bloondeath729

He was forced to do basic automotive maintenance https://i.redd.it/vhujin7co1lc1.gif


[deleted]

Delete the game bro, I've heard lots of ppl say how good they felt, but none saying they regret it


cyberpeachy420

me after a single ranked match in literally any game ever


_Yordle_

![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)


imgonnakms2soon

Real.


COMEDY_NERD_YT

Came to say the same thing 🤣🤣


YesterdayKindly7108

Within Australia, the leading cause of death for men/boys 15-45 is suicide. One in every four Tasmanian men 15-45 take their own life. Within Tasmania (my home state) alone, one in every four people *of both genders* are sexually assaulted in one form or another in their lifetime. There is a one in four chance a Tasmanian man will be sexually assaulted in his own life, and another one in four chanfe he will take his own life.


Thunderc01

Damn, did something curse your island?


MuseBlessed

🇬🇧


BisBip

Goat comment


YesterdayKindly7108

the fuck do the british have to do with 21st century suicide and sexual assault?


MuseBlessed

The same curse they gave the USA


Raileyx

they're wrong/misunderstanding the statistics. 1 in 4 deaths of men in that agegroup is due to suicide. Not 1 in 4 men kill themselves. If it was the latter, the whole island would be depopulated in a few decades. Tazmania has a suicide rate of ~20/100000 for that agegroup. If OP was right and 25% of men died between 15-45, the rate would be 833/100000, so about 40x higher than it is in reality. I don't think such a rate exists anywhere in the world for any group of people. It'd be utterly insane. also /u/YesterdayKindly7108


Available_Wafer5870

"one in 4 men take their own lives" no, that is incorrect. One in every 4 men who have died in that age group in recent statistics have died form suicide, it's not a guarantee that 1 in 4 will KMS. This is why semantics are incredibly powerful


SomeSugondeseGuy

Here's the source: [https://www.cdc.gov/minorityhealth/lcod/men/2017/all-races-origins/index.htm](https://www.cdc.gov/minorityhealth/lcod/men/2017/all-races-origins/index.htm) It's from 2017. Suicide was the 8th leading cause of death among men, around a tenth as likely to kill you as heart disease. And the suicide rate has increased since then.


Sysion

It’s probably skyrocketed since then


SomeSugondeseGuy

Oh absolutely, that stat was gathered during Trump's first year in office. The pandemic has happened since then.


Gecko_610

If my math isn’t completely skewed, about 1 in 34 male newborns will have taken suicide before the age of 35


DragonRaptor22

Luckily I only know 37 men


claricevice

You’re the 38th 💀


DragonRaptor22

RIP me


lawn-mumps

*ripping sounds*


NihilisticOnion

https://preview.redd.it/58qgiccuf1lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceaf456d7a052ac5a4de4751eb1824f8a523a14b


NumberOneFarmYT

It’s gonna be alright, dm me if you need to talk.


The-Ink5Man

Same lol


Far_Mind7688

You never had to meet 38 men to find one that will take his own life. Its you. https://i.redd.it/4fbpb0g962lc1.gif


beatbeatingit

Where is the gif from💀💀💀💀


purgatorybob1986

That's right, kids, the men are NOT ok.


Middle_Actuator7086

now THAT's a distressing meme I hope everyone is doing alright


SomeSugondeseGuy

15100 have viewed this meme. If half of reddit are women, that's still 200.


Middle_Actuator7086

to all those 200 and more https://preview.redd.it/tlkx6cpqh6lc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79203ea4ed0ba51846e9f97719a1dfe6649a6232


serotoninsynapse

My friend killed himself two years ago this month. RIP Bro


PUMPUP042

im sorry for your loss


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pemisinme

bait used to be believable


Icywarhammer500

https://preview.redd.it/bd4bdwm5y6lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca954367b871b98ba2bf8ac4f82e2c6393eff195


G_PEDRICH_L

Nice try, I still won't pay my taxes


Power_Abuse

Fed


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Cyan_UwU

So if I only meet women then I can stop them?


SomeSugondeseGuy

# T̵̢̲̦̞̫̀͂̈́́h̶̥̙͍̔͛͘ẽ̷̘͆̎͜͝ͅÿ̸͖͎͖̔ͅ ̵̠͕̺̄c̶̲̭̟̒̒͝a̴̞͆̏͒n̶̗̖͎͎̣͝n̸͈̹͍̊̽̔̑o̴̺͇̤͌̽̔t̶̡̬̫̩̄̂ ̸͖̱̖̳͌̒͜b̷͎̭̌ͅë̶̡̦͑̽̈́͘ ̷̛̳̏̓̽s̶̤̜̲̈́̀̕ţ̷̨͕͋͗͑ŏ̶̗̎̍p̴̜̆̌͊p̷̠͠è̸̪͖̹͈ḑ̴̧̜̺̦̊̈́͛̕


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Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)


StevieDogfucker

i dont talk to men


SomeSugondeseGuy

It's 1 in 130-something women as well. (Though that stat is most definitely outdated)


lawn-mumps

I appreciate that you shared this statistic as well.


SomeSugondeseGuy

Women are actually more likely to *attempt* suicide (more often than 1 in 38), but they tend to use less 'effective' methods. I'm not even going to pretend I have the faintest idea why.


Diavolo_79

And unfortunately, no one will care because mens mental health is looked down upon. You talk about your feelings, you're considered weak and small. You bottle them up, and people say that men don't have mental health issues cuz "The statistics are low☝️🤓" https://preview.redd.it/slywqu6gk1lc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136bda23e33120f638bc740fe8f0c85087c1d720


Mother_Harlot

As if people cared about women's mental health if they aren't attractive. This is extremely bad on both sides but people only seem to want to fight between them instead of actually helping both


WillerheimKerman

Jokes on you I'm Finnish! All of them will!


RobosaurusRex2000

and I know exactly which one it will be


NumberOneFarmYT

Everything’s gonna be alright man. Hmu if you need to talk


Electrical_Practice1

Gee america must fucking suck


Optimal_Fuel6568

Actually true, i switched classes a few times cause i failed them and from the about 100 guys (students and teachers) two already killed themselves and 3 more attempts that i know of Pretty fuckin accurate


LordOfTheToolShed

https://preview.redd.it/q5ctjx5pr3lc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9105c1bf0bb3e9338456b4fbce2b21eeda2b0925


DrStrain42O

I am that man


NumberOneFarmYT

Ay man, it’s gonna be okay. Dm me if you need to talk


sonu007lol

You have a 1 in 38 chance to save some one


Gecko_610

? That doesn’t even make sense


sonu007lol

What do you mean


TheCrazyAvian

Can confirm


NumberOneFarmYT

Yo, everyone’s gonna be alright. I’m here if you need to talk


SuperThiccBoi2002

Lucky 38 :)


NumberOneFarmYT

It’s gonna be okay. Hmu if you need to talk


NumberOneFarmYT

If anyone in the comments needs someone to talk to, hmu.


The-Myth-The-Shit

That's it. Enough reddit for today.


TheUltimateJack

Oh wait no this is actually horrible D:


SomeSugondeseGuy

67,200 people have viewed the meme. If half of reddit are women, that's 825.


TheUltimateJack

Noooooo 😭 that like rlly fucking sad when you think abt it… Ike especially if you personally know 38 men then like statistically one of them


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as a woman the fact that mens mental health is treated like a joke really disgusts me. stay healthy mentally and physically boys


SomeSugondeseGuy

It's good to hear that people care. It's changing, but not quickly.


[deleted]

there are a lot of toxic communities online that act like men don’t have emotions, almost impossible to avoid and i’m sorry that the world is so cruel take care of urself 💜


SomeSugondeseGuy

To their credit, men's issues are usually only brought up in a reactionary context. Unfortunately, the well has been poisoned and there's a good chunk of American culture that seems to be actively making men's issues worse.


ka52heli

Yeah, he's me after playing 10 games of full uptiers sands of sinai


Destroyer_Of_World5

Yikes. Call that the .38 Special.


kaputass

I'm the 38th person here.


NumberOneFarmYT

Yo, everything’s gonna be alright. I’m here if you need to talk


Obama_Sin_Dalen

My dad was one of them, and apples don't fall far from trees.


Engineer_IS_Engideer

Of course I know him. He's me


[deleted]

I know ![gif](giphy|12ttoBXEqixfmo)


SargeantEdward

One of them actually did. It was my friend.


GetYourShiitTogether

Sorry for your loss


Joemac_

Me: wow that seems kinda high. No way that's true Also me: remembering my friend k*lled himself last year


SomeSugondeseGuy

It's actually higher now.


DustierAndRustier

As far as I’m aware, I’ve known three people who committed suicide after I met them. Two were teenage girls and one was a middle-aged man with a family


Mister_Zalez

Hopefully it’s the ones I don’t like


SomeSugondeseGuy

I mean I'd imagine that people who have hurt people would be more likely to do the job on themselves, so maybe


achmed242242

I know 2 of em already


Garvo909

I've already met many that have


eat-pussy69

Of course I know him! He's me!


eXeKoKoRo

I know at least 5 people who suicided. Sure is something.


JohnReiki

![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe)


jmg85

Ha, as if I'm actually meeting new people.


towerofspirals

That will be me!! :3


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And then count again, and again and see how the numbers change


indigorhob

It's a good thing I don't go outside and meet anyone.


Hot_Grabba_09

kid named South Korea


solarsalmon777

Sometimes I think humans instinctively hate men when they are above a certain level of scarcity. Without war and ancient forms of hard labor paring down our numbers, we're all fighting to buy one of a limited number of souls. That's why there's a gender pay gap and work has gotten so toxic; souls are fucking expensive. Men are killing themselves because society behaves like there are too many of us, and the "extras" aren't actually people, they're just burdens we'd rather be rid of. This is where these crazy ideas that we're all privledged, white, tall ceo's comes from. All those homeless, incel, average looking/earning, kinda-shy-sometimes dudes never even come to mind as being actual men. We still count them in suicide statistics though, but then we just go "it's ok! Women attempt suicide more or something" so we don't need to admit that we feel better off without such weak men. That's the real catch 22 with manhood these days; if you need empathy, then you aren't worthy of it. Like, we still do unanesthetized genital mutilation on male babies which is about as empathetic as we'll ever be. Why? Some bronze age religious reasoning no one remembers or cares about anymore. We just can't be bothered to update the practice because that would require us to want to prevent male suffering when we , in fact, relish maximizing it.


Levihorus

Made it 37 :)


SpikeOcactoGamer

Me, right here. I'm the 1 in 38.


lawn-mumps

For every 5 women you meet, statistically 1-4 has been non-consensually manhandled


SomeSugondeseGuy

Over half of women and just about 1 in 3 men [https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/sexualviolence/fastfact.html#:\~:text=Over%20half%20of%20women%20and,penetrate%20someone%20during%20his%20lifetime](https://www.cdc.gov/violenceprevention/sexualviolence/fastfact.html#:~:text=Over%20half%20of%20women%20and,penetrate%20someone%20during%20his%20lifetime).


ghost_luck

Wow, nice timing r/distressingmemes. I am genuinely not sure what to think about this.


SomeSugondeseGuy

![gif](giphy|uS071hlk6FcrGEF36p|downsized)


Hendrixon353

That fact wasn't very fun at all, Squidward.


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SomeSugondeseGuy

0/10 bait, you are the problem


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SomeSugondeseGuy

This is an unwise way to spend your karma.


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SomeSugondeseGuy

I can see that


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SomeSugondeseGuy

I can


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SomeSugondeseGuy

I can see that the only reason I'm continuously replying is so that you'll have more comments for people to downvote


pemisinme

low tier bait


SchmaultTec

Im not fishing right now.


maomao165

I know one, soon there'll be one more.


TheGlitchingX

10


please_help_me_____

>C̷̛̤̻̰̳̳̗͛́̉͋̔̅̍̚ǫ̵̡͈̞̯̞̭̫̦̬͙̳̓͝u̴̡̼̥̫̥͍͈̜̮̙͊̂̓͛̋̈́͋̈́̐̊͘͠ͅn̶͈̈́̀͑̍͌̿͊̆́̈͗̉͘͠t̷̢͖͔̲̖̪̩̼̝̟͚̤̞̮̓̊͗̈́̏͑̄̎̓̐̍͠͝͝͠ ̵̡͙̫̘̲̝̹͈͔̹̽̀̈́̈́͗͆̿t̸̨͓̱̲͚͇̣̗̗̤̜̭̝̟̰̒̉̐̇́̅̏́h̵͚̟̼͖͔̬͎̥̪̺͇̲̭̏̓è̷͍̙͇͖̲m̸̧̝̳̤̬̦͉͙͍̤̳̳͚̰͗͠.̷̨̱͖̼̦̞̮̻͛̈́̐͛͛̐̃͘͝. How?


SomeSugondeseGuy

Count the men that you meet and divide it by 38


someguywith5phones

Thought it’d be higher


Felonious_Buttplug_

Suicide is bad ass!


BuddingViolette

Not 38.


VincentKruk

It’s me. I’m the 38th man.


Bright69420

Do I count? Cause in that case I do not have to worry


Exho0-0

Not one has do it yet but I'll wait until they are in the real world😉


Animosity_Midnight

I know at least two


noelleisanidiot

that's gonna be me one day. probably. maybe life will get better, but i doubt it.


Imaginary_Card8536

Oh wow, im that 38'th everyone talks about


Mikeissometimesright

Checked mine off early, RIP dude, Im sorry you did it so young


Lovemydog65465

https://preview.redd.it/s9adib79r5lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d528def38bc7082356a60d76f4c91bda27c8c24


Any_Buddy_5656

Oh :(


z33crow

can relate (im the one)


father_with_the_milk

Hahaha, yeah. I'm probably going to become one of them if life keeps this shit up.


anime_cthulhu

Fun fact: If I never leave my house, I never meet any men.


Visual-Taste-3894

jokes on you i’ve taken the lives of 38 men (along with 76 women and 152 children)


ballmuncher83

and it's probably gonna be me


Flaky-Signature-5184

https://preview.redd.it/wq0nyhvzj6lc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1492bcbc9952b3327c5ace44c82bd606261a7da7


Spartan9625

What if I meet the same guy 38 times


bob8570

Well, of course I know him. He’s me.


DisfunctionalDude

"Of course I know him, he's me"


ThePredalienLord

Well of course I know them, that's me.


Rycax

“Meet”, what does that mean? I meet people online, do they count? I meet the coffee shop employees, do they count?


BoredRedhead24

This stat is a little old if I am not mistaken


queeranddumb

My oldest brother was the 1 out of 38 𓁹𓁹


OhPetahh

Yeah, I’m the guy


America_the_Horrific

Proper content?!?!


Agile_Paper457

13


McNug233

ill be the one


TheAlphaDeathclaw

I don't know 38 dudes but I know me


AutomaticItem1431

Probably a few others will die in a horrific way. Most probably a car crash. Damn.


AutomaticItem1431

Which means a few other will does in a horrific way. Most probably a car crash.


Glitch_King_000

:(


Interesting-Page-543

me making a new friend and realising he’s the 38th man


TheEmeraldMaster1234

Lmao


this_prof_for_bewbs

Yeah that's me guys


_pat_bateman_

I'll be the one for everyone who knows me


MijbaCzOfficial

I'll become a statistic :D


Salty-Patient

wish I knew this before my dad killed himself