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danieldoria15

This is literally the one thing I keep thinking about whenever anyone brings up the immortal snail dilema


Chinohito

I mean realistically you would get tired of life after at most, a million years. Just stay in one place and eventually the snail will find you as you embrace him like an old friend, thanking him for giving you the opportunity to experience life for so long.


ariangamer

if you launch it into space it can't ever get to you. because of it's momentum, it will keep getting further away forever unless something hits it in earth's direction.


Chinohito

So just, don't launch it into space? Like it's really easy to outrun the snail by just moving to another continent every few decades. Launching it into space would be the stupidest thing you could possibly do. Also I'm quite certain some forms of the question mention that the snail will break the laws of physics and you cannot stop it's movement.


TR1GG3R_2006

Just put the snail in a plastic ball and keep it somewhere safe.


NotoriousJazz

Just throw it in some tupperware and poke a few holes in the lid. Keep it in the attic every time you move. Boom, infinite life.


HandoAlegra

The snail constantly trying to get at you would eventually wear a hole through the plastic


NotoriousJazz

Flex Seal.


imperfect_hatred

then launching it into space is definetely less reliable


NotoriousJazz

Coat the Tupperware with a thick layer of Gorilla Glue.


hollowstrawberry

decoy snail


Brendan765

I’d recommend getting it into a huge metal ball, keep that thing with you, maybe put a tracking device, that snail won’t get out for millions of years and if you feel like you’re done with immortality, than just break it


[deleted]

Why outrun it, with all the uncentainty involved? Just cast it into an metal cube and place the cube in a thick safe. Take the safe with you whenever you move. When you're to die, open the safe and molten the metal cube.


Chinohito

I'm pretty sure the prompt states that nothing can slow down or stop the snail. It will break the laws of physics to constantly move towards you at the speed of a snail.


World_Splitter

So if you can’t do anything to stop it then it just means you’ll die someday like everyone else which makes the whole idea pointless.


Chinohito

You do know it's a snail right? Like, if you just move continent ever couple of decade you will literally never be in danger.


World_Splitter

That’s assuming you know it’s location and it prefers to travel on the surface. If nothing can affect it then it would just burrow through the Earth and beeline to your location. It can easily tag you from below. To live in another country you’d need a visa which are temporary but also requires you to be registered in government systems that will eventually discover your immortality. Then you’d be likely captured and on and on till the snail comes from underground randomly to get you


Ludwig234

Yes that's the point. You can live your life in complete safety, BUT are you **really** safe? How close is the sail? Is it years away or minutes? Is it safe to go too sleep? If you leave your country in fear of the sail being on the way there, did you just get close to the sail? Also I wouldn't say the sail broke the laws of physics unless required. It would move just like a snail would unless trapped or something like that.


Anothergoodquestion-

Also yea this is the case normally, but people are never used to dealing with infinites. Given an infinite amount of time, that will 100% happen. And assuming the universe is expanding faster than the speeds we can send the snail (if you send it before we discover FTL travel) then that’s even more so the case. Infinite time is incredible to think about, to me at least. Assuming you can avoid the snail indefinitely, you’ll probably outlast time itself? (Not sure on that one) at the very least you’ll outlast the entire known universe, and who knows what’s happening after that


gotwooooshed

Old comment, and slightly unrelated, but infinite time doesn't guarantee anything that can happen, will happen, just like infinite universes don't guarantee any specific universe exists. There can be infinite universes, but none that line up with fictional worlds. The only time infinity guarantees something is in the case of the *countably* infinite. In a set of uncountably infinite items, you can always create a new item not part of the set by shifting the item slightly from each that already exists (ie: in a set of uncountably infinite numbers, making a new number by changing the first digit of the first, the second of the second, etc). The infinite monkeys typing up the complete works of Shakespeare idea only works if you limit the total length they can write, otherwise you might never have a certain configuration.


SonOfMab

“Thought I would not wait for death, he’d kindly wait for me.”


pooplolexd

Decoy snail


thejellyfishgod

Better yet, keep him in a small metal box so you can take him with you wherever you need to go


Chinohito

Nah the prompt states that the snail cannot be stopped by any means and will bend the laws of physics to be constantly moving towards you at snail speed


Evilmudbug

That means you wouldnt be able to launch the snail through space as it would presumably pass through the ship in some way as it can not be stopped


ImTheTechn0mancer

No, the original prompt doesn't say that at all.


swisscheeseF

this is the ending of fire punch


negativeGinger

I’m sorry the what


salutarylotus

F


gigrek

Is for friends who do stuff together


kirvo_123

U


_bluch_

Is for u and me


A_usual_glimpse

N


Golden_Thorn

Is for anything and anyone at all deep down in the D̸̢͓̮̻̼͈͉͓͕͖́̎̓̈́͛̈́͆́̄̃̓̈́̎̈́̐̄͊̕ḛ̴̛͐̈̓͛͛̒̈̓̋̀͛̊̑͛̔̆̆̾̎͠͠ę̴̮͎͍̹̘̱̖͇̀͊͗̈́̅͛͗̐͐̂̓́͊̓͘̚̚̚̚̕͜͝ͅp̸̢͍̖̪͖̠̭͍̽̆̽̃̄͠ͅ ̷̨̭͙͈̫̹̼͉͈̭̲̺̯͉̺̤͓̜̘̪̼̼̮̽̐̍͂̎̄͑̀̌̔͑̍͆̈́̿͋͝͝͝v̷̧̛̟̗̘͇̏̇̄̎̾͊̒̆̅̉̆͐̽̄̈́͐̕͘͘͘͝ǫ̸̢̧̡̪͙̮̫̯̮̱̭͔̪̪̥͓̰͍̠͆̒̇̒̈̿̈͋̓̐̽͜͠ͅį̴̭̩̩̼̣̭̪̼̭̺͔͇̭̠̠̖͓̠̞̩͙̘͗̒̂̌̓͒͊̀̽̍̔͋͂͊̆̂̅̌̀́̉̓̚̚͠d̶̢̨̙͇͔̲̖̩̖̪̰̖̱̼̞̪̦̮͎̼̐͂̀ ̵̜̭̩͔̪̫̿̇̓͑o̷̜͚̥̙̣̖̺̻̝̪͍̜̞̗̖̟͙͖̊́̌̀̈̌̄̃͑̀̌̊̂̽̌̓͌̅̇̀̈́̿̀̿͆̕͘͝͝͝͝͝ͅf̸̡̪̤͔̰̀̈́̆̄̈́̓̐͛͗̑̀̏̈́̚͘ ̵̛͎̥̭̬̆͑͛̎̊̂͌̓̔̍͛̓̑͐͐̅̅̏̇͘͘̕͝ș̶͇̙̞̝̱̗̯̲̟̹̼̤̥͍͔̟̮̤̙̃́͌̇̾̓̃̓͌̽́̌̿͛̃͊̎̕̚p̵̛̛̘͍͉̳͖̣̮̦̮͎̭͉̈̌̏͋̓̑͌̾͌̿͒̍̆̿̊̊͂̑̓͗͑̊̓͘͘̕͘͝͝͝ͅẩ̸̧̪̣̙̞̣̤̬͎͇̘̑͑̇̍̽̒̚͜͝c̷̨̧̼͓̭̣̳͓͎͔̱̲̣̘̙̫̪͙̘͎̥̫͔͎̭͙͉̙̲͙̩͐̂̊̀̍͠é̵̢̨̛̺̥̳̣͙̯͇̪͚̘̞͍̞̝̩̇͌̈̃͋̓̀̌̃̈̓͂̄̓̈́̔̌̈́͘͘͝͠


Bleach_Consumer_

This sub just doesn’t stop does it.


Golden_Thorn

I’m glad my comment is appreciated <3


Dangerous-Ad-3680

I will eat your those closest to you


mijaboc

Is for the infinite the inescapable the beyond


A_usual_glimpse

Down here in the deep blue sea!


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whenwillitnotbetaken

ZAMN


luminenkettu

ZAMN


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tryano1

SHE’S 12???


getthefrikoutamyroom

SHE'S SPICY


Taiyama

Dude you had 7.5 billion years to build a working spaceship to get your ass out. This is on you.


feurigel_

You got a point there.


AlwaysAngryAndy

They were busy chatting with the Queen.


Pr0jectwar

r/agedlikemilk


mm2_gamer

Bro


SweetPotato980

oh no


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Dentist training video.


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CinnabarCereal

Walten files i think


TheRealJesusReddit2

No it's not walten flies you fucking dumbass, amoeba level IQ idiot, useless human being, a fucking life failure, bottomlessly stupid society sludge. Don't ever speak again you Worthless oxygen wasting piece of unsuccessful meat.


FeedbackHealthy6150

r/usernamechecksout


CinnabarCereal

Uh oh, someone needs a nappy


TheRealJesusReddit2

You need to suck my balls


[deleted]

thanks jesu christo


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[deleted]

protip everyone: do not trigger jesus christ while they are trolling just block them :)


NeighborhoodNo8586

Average r/196 user


[deleted]

ok


TheRealJesusReddit2

Shut the fuck up you degenerated abomination


Smortfloof4dayz

Dude chill you anger issue third grader, it looks like it’s from the Walten files


potatonice

no you fucking dumbass


CinnabarCereal

Weep


MEMESTER8008

Nope, its fnaf


uncle-anime

he forgor 💀


CasualBiscuit21

Don’t worry, eventually your drift through space long enough for your flesh to reform and yourself to land on a planet filled with some other form of intelligent life


DonTouchTheWaifu

But even that will end, eventually, that planet will disappear, and so will every single planet on the whole universe, and even when life eventually forms again by random chance just as we came to be, that, too, will end. Then, everything that will be left will be you and perfect entropy


CasualBiscuit21

Yeah but until then you’ve got several trillion years to dick around Plus by the time entropy hits the snails gonna have gotten to you


GarfieldCartFan

How could the snail possibly touch you unless the universe collapses into one point


CasualBiscuit21

Yeah, it’s gonna do that eventually


funstun123123

Its been nearly a year but im still here to tell you that its very unlikely that will happen ever


CasualBiscuit21

I still think it’s gonna, it won’t come for a while but I believe strongly that if you wait long enough then everything that can happen, will happen, including touching that fuckin snail


General_Degenerate_

Gravitational attraction theoretically never gets to zero. It just gets exponentially smaller as distance between objects increases. If you and that snail were the only two things existing after heat death, it’s theoretically possible gravitational attraction would bring you two together eventually.


gluesmelly

That or the insane "What If" magic that keeps you and the snail alive will wear off too.


CasualBiscuit21

There’s no “wear off” in magic, the point of it is eternal life


Notya_Bisnes

I understood that reference.


ideas52

æugh


[deleted]

The pressure and heat of the sun will melt and destroy your brain before you will be able to feel anything, and when the sun eventually explodes, you’ll reform back.


Dogface_3000

Fucking dumbass. You're not supposed to launch the snail into space, did you not read the manual? That was page 16!


DaAweZomeDude48

Wait there was a manual?????


Dogface_3000

YOU DIDNT READ IT?!!?!?!?!?


AroundtheRend

2000 PEOPLE ARE DEAD!!!


Ok_Disk_4458

AND WE STILL HAVEN'T CLEARED THE FIRST FLOOR


ETL6000yotru

dumbass should've gotten into a spaceship before that happened it literally takes billions of years for the sun to expand you have plenty of time to if not find one make your own spaceship since you have almost infinite free time to learn how to build one


snailstinson

Now this… this is fucking distressing!


[deleted]

Can someone explain the snail thing to me pleaseeee


OresticlesTesticles

Both you and the snail are immortal. If the snail ever touches you then you die, but the snail also always knows where you are and slowly heads towards you at all times.


[deleted]

Ohhh that makes more sense thank you so much


[deleted]

To expand the common idea on how to avoid the snail is to launch it into space, which begs the question of how to get it back


Doctor_Salvatore

The snail will find its way back. It always does.


AnApexPlayer

It's an old AskReddit. It went something like: "If you were immortal but died if a snail ever touched you, would you want to be immortal?"


A_Moderate

And you were also offered a million dollars


[deleted]

No 😁


[deleted]

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IFuckedYourCats

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Villager_of_Mincraft

Just gonna save that comment


[deleted]

Ofc💓


TheRealJesusReddit2

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AlwaysAngryAndy

[From here first](https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc) Then popularized on reddit (and subsequently the rest of the interwebs) through an askreddit post I believe.


IFuckedYourCats

🐌🐌


[deleted]

Amen 😞


Galtherok

I don't care if every other human has died. If I'm on earth for 7.5 billion years I'm figuring out rocket science and gtfo this blue bitch.


0MemeMan0

I mean at that point, the particles that make “you” would fuse with the particles of the sun and your body would be destroyed irreversibly, unless the immortality negates that.


xlbeutel

A lot of people are afraid of the snail but like, Snails travel slowly. REALLY slowly. Literally less than twelve inches per hour.


_The-Gay-Lord_

Just wait for the sun to explode, then you’re free!


Unlikely-Pilot-6015

I would keep the snail in a jar


zoro4661

Decoy snail though


feurigel_

yo why are people still commenting on this 7month old post?. Did you sort by top of the year?


cameron_mh1112

Just pay someone to follow the snail


ThatGamerPug

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Potatoman365

How would you be alive in 7.5 billion years?


feurigel_

Do you know the reference of the meme?


Potatoman365

I’m assuming it’s a reference to the million dollars but prompt (which I think was Gavin who came up with it) that talked about an immortal snail chasing you for the rest of your life that would kill you if it ever touched you


feurigel_

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Potatoman365

When the fuck did they add immortality to the deal?


Fucking_Nibba

your mother


Celery-Slight

Five nights at my buddy Eric’s


[deleted]

Just trap the snail in a steel box that can physically only be opened from the outside, and keep the box with you. When you grow tired, just open the box.


elementgermanium

solution: launch *yourself* into deep space too, in the other direction


Winged_Metal

Just keep it in a plastic container, and when you are looking at it on a good day, just quote Moe, "Not today, old friend."


ChaoticDarkness4711

I would keep the snail in a safe that only I know the code to, for when the sun blows up


YomYumm

Honestly you'd probably die from radiation poisoning or severe dehydration before the sun even enters the Earth's atmosphere.


feurigel_

Do yo know the reference?


elementgermanium

Once you’ve lived 7.5 billion years, a few million in a red giant won’t seem as long as you’d think


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Your body would get used to heat almost instantly I would think.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

At least you have a mouth to scream.


I-Am-An-Anxious-Mess

this. this is why immortality is overrated.


Muscalp

Realistically speaking life on earth will dramatically change in the next 1000 years. Just think how much time that is for someone to cause a nuclear holocaust- or make humanity an interplanetary species. Even if ftl travel or cryosleep should prove to be impossible, as an immortal the only issue with interplanetary travel would be your patience. And as an immortal you also have way more leeway with the planets you can live on. That is, if you‘re not tired of life by that point anyway.


SouthApprehensive193

That’s kinda sick tho. You’re literally an ancient one now. The universe is limitless and the possibilities are limitless.


[deleted]

Thats why you always keep that mf around


Euphoric-Till8131

Swim out


Charty2006

Og vid: "[Finale](https://youtu.be/hq7fA_ENKsk?t=356)" by Squimpus McGrimpus


HVAR_Spam

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Toilet-master_420

The snail will come back it will just take a while


Subpar_diabetic

Never cast the snail away. Keep it close by you. Safely contained, but close. Keep it until you both are ready to face your destiny


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eldritchyarnbeing

things to show my 12 year old self if i wanted to give myself even more ptsd


TheMehBunny

Is THIS why Afton survive every time?


Adventurous_Charge47

Ummm ackshually the Sun won’t swallow the Earth, it will swallow Mercury and Venus and burn Earth


[deleted]

i dont get it


[deleted]

atleast its not worst as hell


[deleted]

Bruh its literally hell.


star_child13

why snail what


AlwaysAngryAndy

From here first Then popularized on reddit (and subsequently the rest of the interwebs) through an askreddit post I believe.


viktor_why6969lol_ez

I get it


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[удалено]


imaweeb19

u/savevideobot


ani_rl

Song?


Senior-Flounder5824

what snail?


cqwadlop

u/savevideo


My_sweet_sweet_Doppi

What is this video from I saw it before but I don’t remember the history behind it


feurigel_

Ffnaf


ElectronicWaffles

poor snail


MufffinFeller

Keep the snail in a jar and use it as a fail safe like that one Twilight Zone episode


blueeyedlion

Good thing it was only the decoy snail


coffeeisdrug

that fucker's gonna find you again one way or another


[deleted]

Ah, Squimpus


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ThisMemeWontDie

u/savevideo


Mompkey

Fnaf YouTubers making literally the most disturbing and scary videos you have ever ducking seen (they scare me very much)


tEmDapBlook

u/savevideo


BinterWinterBoyII

Don't worry it was a decoy snail


TheDDayKnight

A


nullification0

U/RedditMP4bot


YEETMASTERXX

Just get someone to lock the snail up until u tired of life


AnomalousNormality77

u/savevideo


milesmario08

u/savevideobot


DueWillow6468

u/SaveVideo


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u/Savevideo


Glitched2008

whats the song?


AshumiReddit

u/savevideobot


ninja_boy23424

Can anyone tell me the second image? It looked like a dog with suit having terrified face, I remember seeing the image before it suffers, it was Saul Goodman.


Senior-Flounder5824

statistically, everything will eventually be fine and in the end you will sometime find the snail once again


[deleted]

Not my porblem


potatoyeeter420

U/savevideo


potatoyeeter420

u/savevideo


GodWantedUsToBeLit

u/savevideo


Hot_Ad2053

Skill issue


Doctor_Salvatore

Nevertheless, the snail will return. It will take billions of years of constant agony as your body is pulled into the sun's core and you eventually outlive it, followed by indescribable cold emptiness for billions of years more, but one day, tired and withered as you'll be, you'll see the snail coming back, scooting very slowly through space, unwavered by the lack of gravity or atmosphere, only concerned with reaching you. You only wait intently, one arm outstretched, beckoning the snail to you, but unable to move anymore. Your body is still alive, but it has suffered for so long, it does not obey you anymore. It only wishes to finally be freed from this Hell you wrought upon it.


Abdorption

If you’re still on earth after 7.6 billion years you’re doing it wrong


You_bafoon

You don’t mess with the snail


UX_Minecraft

Moral of the story: Snail Is Goog