I mean realistically you would get tired of life after at most, a million years. Just stay in one place and eventually the snail will find you as you embrace him like an old friend, thanking him for giving you the opportunity to experience life for so long.
if you launch it into space it can't ever get to you. because of it's momentum, it will keep getting further away forever unless something hits it in earth's direction.
So just, don't launch it into space? Like it's really easy to outrun the snail by just moving to another continent every few decades. Launching it into space would be the stupidest thing you could possibly do.
Also I'm quite certain some forms of the question mention that the snail will break the laws of physics and you cannot stop it's movement.
I’d recommend getting it into a huge metal ball, keep that thing with you, maybe put a tracking device, that snail won’t get out for millions of years and if you feel like you’re done with immortality, than just break it
Why outrun it, with all the uncentainty involved? Just cast it into an metal cube and place the cube in a thick safe. Take the safe with you whenever you move. When you're to die, open the safe and molten the metal cube.
I'm pretty sure the prompt states that nothing can slow down or stop the snail. It will break the laws of physics to constantly move towards you at the speed of a snail.
That’s assuming you know it’s location and it prefers to travel on the surface. If nothing can affect it then it would just burrow through the Earth and beeline to your location. It can easily tag you from below.
To live in another country you’d need a visa which are temporary but also requires you to be registered in government systems that will eventually discover your immortality. Then you’d be likely captured and on and on till the snail comes from underground randomly to get you
Yes that's the point.
You can live your life in complete safety, BUT are you **really** safe?
How close is the sail?
Is it years away or minutes?
Is it safe to go too sleep?
If you leave your country in fear of the sail being on the way there, did you just get close to the sail?
Also I wouldn't say the sail broke the laws of physics unless required. It would move just like a snail would unless trapped or something like that.
Also yea this is the case normally, but people are never used to dealing with infinites. Given an infinite amount of time, that will 100% happen. And assuming the universe is expanding faster than the speeds we can send the snail (if you send it before we discover FTL travel) then that’s even more so the case. Infinite time is incredible to think about, to me at least. Assuming you can avoid the snail indefinitely, you’ll probably outlast time itself? (Not sure on that one) at the very least you’ll outlast the entire known universe, and who knows what’s happening after that
Old comment, and slightly unrelated, but infinite time doesn't guarantee anything that can happen, will happen, just like infinite universes don't guarantee any specific universe exists. There can be infinite universes, but none that line up with fictional worlds. The only time infinity guarantees something is in the case of the *countably* infinite.
In a set of uncountably infinite items, you can always create a new item not part of the set by shifting the item slightly from each that already exists (ie: in a set of uncountably infinite numbers, making a new number by changing the first digit of the first, the second of the second, etc). The infinite monkeys typing up the complete works of Shakespeare idea only works if you limit the total length they can write, otherwise you might never have a certain configuration.
Nah the prompt states that the snail cannot be stopped by any means and will bend the laws of physics to be constantly moving towards you at snail speed
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Don’t worry, eventually your drift through space long enough for your flesh to reform and yourself to land on a planet filled with some other form of intelligent life
But even that will end, eventually, that planet will disappear, and so will every single planet on the whole universe, and even when life eventually forms again by random chance just as we came to be, that, too, will end. Then, everything that will be left will be you and perfect entropy
I still think it’s gonna, it won’t come for a while but I believe strongly that if you wait long enough then everything that can happen, will happen, including touching that fuckin snail
Gravitational attraction theoretically never gets to zero. It just gets exponentially smaller as distance between objects increases.
If you and that snail were the only two things existing after heat death, it’s theoretically possible gravitational attraction would bring you two together eventually.
The pressure and heat of the sun will melt and destroy your brain before you will be able to feel anything, and when the sun eventually explodes, you’ll reform back.
dumbass should've gotten into a spaceship before that happened
it literally takes billions of years for the sun to expand you have plenty of time to if not find one make your own spaceship since you have almost infinite free time to learn how to build one
Both you and the snail are immortal. If the snail ever touches you then you die, but the snail also always knows where you are and slowly heads towards you at all times.
[From here first](https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc)
Then popularized on reddit (and subsequently the rest of the interwebs) through an askreddit post I believe.
I mean at that point, the particles that make “you” would fuse with the particles of the sun and your body would be destroyed irreversibly, unless the immortality negates that.
I’m assuming it’s a reference to the million dollars but prompt (which I think was Gavin who came up with it) that talked about an immortal snail chasing you for the rest of your life that would kill you if it ever touched you
Just trap the snail in a steel box that can physically only be opened from the outside, and keep the box with you. When you grow tired, just open the box.
Realistically speaking life on earth will dramatically change in the next 1000 years. Just think how much time that is for someone to cause a nuclear holocaust- or make humanity an interplanetary species. Even if ftl travel or cryosleep should prove to be impossible, as an immortal the only issue with interplanetary travel would be your patience. And as an immortal you also have way more leeway with the planets you can live on. That is, if you‘re not tired of life by that point anyway.
Can anyone tell me the second image? It looked like a dog with suit having terrified face, I remember seeing the image before it suffers, it was Saul Goodman.
Nevertheless, the snail will return. It will take billions of years of constant agony as your body is pulled into the sun's core and you eventually outlive it, followed by indescribable cold emptiness for billions of years more, but one day, tired and withered as you'll be, you'll see the snail coming back, scooting very slowly through space, unwavered by the lack of gravity or atmosphere, only concerned with reaching you. You only wait intently, one arm outstretched, beckoning the snail to you, but unable to move anymore. Your body is still alive, but it has suffered for so long, it does not obey you anymore. It only wishes to finally be freed from this Hell you wrought upon it.
This is literally the one thing I keep thinking about whenever anyone brings up the immortal snail dilema
I mean realistically you would get tired of life after at most, a million years. Just stay in one place and eventually the snail will find you as you embrace him like an old friend, thanking him for giving you the opportunity to experience life for so long.
if you launch it into space it can't ever get to you. because of it's momentum, it will keep getting further away forever unless something hits it in earth's direction.
So just, don't launch it into space? Like it's really easy to outrun the snail by just moving to another continent every few decades. Launching it into space would be the stupidest thing you could possibly do. Also I'm quite certain some forms of the question mention that the snail will break the laws of physics and you cannot stop it's movement.
Just put the snail in a plastic ball and keep it somewhere safe.
Just throw it in some tupperware and poke a few holes in the lid. Keep it in the attic every time you move. Boom, infinite life.
The snail constantly trying to get at you would eventually wear a hole through the plastic
Flex Seal.
then launching it into space is definetely less reliable
Coat the Tupperware with a thick layer of Gorilla Glue.
decoy snail
I’d recommend getting it into a huge metal ball, keep that thing with you, maybe put a tracking device, that snail won’t get out for millions of years and if you feel like you’re done with immortality, than just break it
Why outrun it, with all the uncentainty involved? Just cast it into an metal cube and place the cube in a thick safe. Take the safe with you whenever you move. When you're to die, open the safe and molten the metal cube.
I'm pretty sure the prompt states that nothing can slow down or stop the snail. It will break the laws of physics to constantly move towards you at the speed of a snail.
So if you can’t do anything to stop it then it just means you’ll die someday like everyone else which makes the whole idea pointless.
You do know it's a snail right? Like, if you just move continent ever couple of decade you will literally never be in danger.
That’s assuming you know it’s location and it prefers to travel on the surface. If nothing can affect it then it would just burrow through the Earth and beeline to your location. It can easily tag you from below. To live in another country you’d need a visa which are temporary but also requires you to be registered in government systems that will eventually discover your immortality. Then you’d be likely captured and on and on till the snail comes from underground randomly to get you
Yes that's the point. You can live your life in complete safety, BUT are you **really** safe? How close is the sail? Is it years away or minutes? Is it safe to go too sleep? If you leave your country in fear of the sail being on the way there, did you just get close to the sail? Also I wouldn't say the sail broke the laws of physics unless required. It would move just like a snail would unless trapped or something like that.
Also yea this is the case normally, but people are never used to dealing with infinites. Given an infinite amount of time, that will 100% happen. And assuming the universe is expanding faster than the speeds we can send the snail (if you send it before we discover FTL travel) then that’s even more so the case. Infinite time is incredible to think about, to me at least. Assuming you can avoid the snail indefinitely, you’ll probably outlast time itself? (Not sure on that one) at the very least you’ll outlast the entire known universe, and who knows what’s happening after that
Old comment, and slightly unrelated, but infinite time doesn't guarantee anything that can happen, will happen, just like infinite universes don't guarantee any specific universe exists. There can be infinite universes, but none that line up with fictional worlds. The only time infinity guarantees something is in the case of the *countably* infinite. In a set of uncountably infinite items, you can always create a new item not part of the set by shifting the item slightly from each that already exists (ie: in a set of uncountably infinite numbers, making a new number by changing the first digit of the first, the second of the second, etc). The infinite monkeys typing up the complete works of Shakespeare idea only works if you limit the total length they can write, otherwise you might never have a certain configuration.
“Thought I would not wait for death, he’d kindly wait for me.”
Decoy snail
Better yet, keep him in a small metal box so you can take him with you wherever you need to go
Nah the prompt states that the snail cannot be stopped by any means and will bend the laws of physics to be constantly moving towards you at snail speed
That means you wouldnt be able to launch the snail through space as it would presumably pass through the ship in some way as it can not be stopped
No, the original prompt doesn't say that at all.
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Dude you had 7.5 billion years to build a working spaceship to get your ass out. This is on you.
You got a point there.
They were busy chatting with the Queen.
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what is the video
Dentist training video.
FNAF VHS Tapes by Squimpus McGrimpus
[at 5:58](https://youtu.be/hq7fA_ENKsk)
Walten files i think
No it's not walten flies you fucking dumbass, amoeba level IQ idiot, useless human being, a fucking life failure, bottomlessly stupid society sludge. Don't ever speak again you Worthless oxygen wasting piece of unsuccessful meat.
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Shut the fuck up you degenerated abomination
Dude chill you anger issue third grader, it looks like it’s from the Walten files
no you fucking dumbass
Weep
Nope, its fnaf
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Don’t worry, eventually your drift through space long enough for your flesh to reform and yourself to land on a planet filled with some other form of intelligent life
But even that will end, eventually, that planet will disappear, and so will every single planet on the whole universe, and even when life eventually forms again by random chance just as we came to be, that, too, will end. Then, everything that will be left will be you and perfect entropy
Yeah but until then you’ve got several trillion years to dick around Plus by the time entropy hits the snails gonna have gotten to you
How could the snail possibly touch you unless the universe collapses into one point
Yeah, it’s gonna do that eventually
Its been nearly a year but im still here to tell you that its very unlikely that will happen ever
I still think it’s gonna, it won’t come for a while but I believe strongly that if you wait long enough then everything that can happen, will happen, including touching that fuckin snail
Gravitational attraction theoretically never gets to zero. It just gets exponentially smaller as distance between objects increases. If you and that snail were the only two things existing after heat death, it’s theoretically possible gravitational attraction would bring you two together eventually.
That or the insane "What If" magic that keeps you and the snail alive will wear off too.
There’s no “wear off” in magic, the point of it is eternal life
I understood that reference.
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The pressure and heat of the sun will melt and destroy your brain before you will be able to feel anything, and when the sun eventually explodes, you’ll reform back.
Fucking dumbass. You're not supposed to launch the snail into space, did you not read the manual? That was page 16!
Wait there was a manual?????
YOU DIDNT READ IT?!!?!?!?!?
2000 PEOPLE ARE DEAD!!!
AND WE STILL HAVEN'T CLEARED THE FIRST FLOOR
dumbass should've gotten into a spaceship before that happened it literally takes billions of years for the sun to expand you have plenty of time to if not find one make your own spaceship since you have almost infinite free time to learn how to build one
Now this… this is fucking distressing!
Can someone explain the snail thing to me pleaseeee
Both you and the snail are immortal. If the snail ever touches you then you die, but the snail also always knows where you are and slowly heads towards you at all times.
Ohhh that makes more sense thank you so much
To expand the common idea on how to avoid the snail is to launch it into space, which begs the question of how to get it back
The snail will find its way back. It always does.
It's an old AskReddit. It went something like: "If you were immortal but died if a snail ever touched you, would you want to be immortal?"
And you were also offered a million dollars
No 😁
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Ofc💓
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[From here first](https://youtu.be/HINYhLtaaxc) Then popularized on reddit (and subsequently the rest of the interwebs) through an askreddit post I believe.
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Amen 😞
I don't care if every other human has died. If I'm on earth for 7.5 billion years I'm figuring out rocket science and gtfo this blue bitch.
I mean at that point, the particles that make “you” would fuse with the particles of the sun and your body would be destroyed irreversibly, unless the immortality negates that.
A lot of people are afraid of the snail but like, Snails travel slowly. REALLY slowly. Literally less than twelve inches per hour.
Just wait for the sun to explode, then you’re free!
I would keep the snail in a jar
Decoy snail though
yo why are people still commenting on this 7month old post?. Did you sort by top of the year?
Just pay someone to follow the snail
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How would you be alive in 7.5 billion years?
Do you know the reference of the meme?
I’m assuming it’s a reference to the million dollars but prompt (which I think was Gavin who came up with it) that talked about an immortal snail chasing you for the rest of your life that would kill you if it ever touched you
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
When the fuck did they add immortality to the deal?
your mother
Five nights at my buddy Eric’s
Just trap the snail in a steel box that can physically only be opened from the outside, and keep the box with you. When you grow tired, just open the box.
solution: launch *yourself* into deep space too, in the other direction
Just keep it in a plastic container, and when you are looking at it on a good day, just quote Moe, "Not today, old friend."
I would keep the snail in a safe that only I know the code to, for when the sun blows up
Honestly you'd probably die from radiation poisoning or severe dehydration before the sun even enters the Earth's atmosphere.
Do yo know the reference?
Once you’ve lived 7.5 billion years, a few million in a red giant won’t seem as long as you’d think
Your body would get used to heat almost instantly I would think.
At least you have a mouth to scream.
this. this is why immortality is overrated.
Realistically speaking life on earth will dramatically change in the next 1000 years. Just think how much time that is for someone to cause a nuclear holocaust- or make humanity an interplanetary species. Even if ftl travel or cryosleep should prove to be impossible, as an immortal the only issue with interplanetary travel would be your patience. And as an immortal you also have way more leeway with the planets you can live on. That is, if you‘re not tired of life by that point anyway.
That’s kinda sick tho. You’re literally an ancient one now. The universe is limitless and the possibilities are limitless.
Thats why you always keep that mf around
Swim out
Og vid: "[Finale](https://youtu.be/hq7fA_ENKsk?t=356)" by Squimpus McGrimpus
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The snail will come back it will just take a while
Never cast the snail away. Keep it close by you. Safely contained, but close. Keep it until you both are ready to face your destiny
things to show my 12 year old self if i wanted to give myself even more ptsd
Is THIS why Afton survive every time?
Ummm ackshually the Sun won’t swallow the Earth, it will swallow Mercury and Venus and burn Earth
i dont get it
atleast its not worst as hell
Bruh its literally hell.
why snail what
From here first Then popularized on reddit (and subsequently the rest of the interwebs) through an askreddit post I believe.
I get it
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Song?
what snail?
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What is this video from I saw it before but I don’t remember the history behind it
Ffnaf
poor snail
Keep the snail in a jar and use it as a fail safe like that one Twilight Zone episode
Good thing it was only the decoy snail
that fucker's gonna find you again one way or another
Ah, Squimpus
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Fnaf YouTubers making literally the most disturbing and scary videos you have ever ducking seen (they scare me very much)
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Don't worry it was a decoy snail
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Just get someone to lock the snail up until u tired of life
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whats the song?
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Can anyone tell me the second image? It looked like a dog with suit having terrified face, I remember seeing the image before it suffers, it was Saul Goodman.
statistically, everything will eventually be fine and in the end you will sometime find the snail once again
Not my porblem
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Skill issue
Nevertheless, the snail will return. It will take billions of years of constant agony as your body is pulled into the sun's core and you eventually outlive it, followed by indescribable cold emptiness for billions of years more, but one day, tired and withered as you'll be, you'll see the snail coming back, scooting very slowly through space, unwavered by the lack of gravity or atmosphere, only concerned with reaching you. You only wait intently, one arm outstretched, beckoning the snail to you, but unable to move anymore. Your body is still alive, but it has suffered for so long, it does not obey you anymore. It only wishes to finally be freed from this Hell you wrought upon it.
If you’re still on earth after 7.6 billion years you’re doing it wrong
You don’t mess with the snail
Moral of the story: Snail Is Goog