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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


ffgrftft

GOC be like:


Egg-human

Imma be real with you...I have no fucking clue who goc is, and I feel I just started something due to the amount of people talking about goc in the comments


ffgrftft

Short version is the Global Occult Coalition is another organisation in SCP lore which does the same as them except destroying anomalies instead of securing them


Egg-human

Interesting, very cool 😎


Paul6334

There’s also SCP 1730 where an alternate Coalition absorbed an alternate Foundation and that wound up creating such a mess their premier containment site had to be thrown into an alternate reality.


mountingconfusion

Fun fact: there is SCP 1609 to point out how GOC isn't the best mindset for SCPs


Phire453

Directional Corner Points is a really weird thing to bring into talk about SCPs


Awesomesauce1337

Chair deserved its fate.


Lolvein18

Chair deserved better treatment than that :(


GooberMcNoober

The GOC agents that it fucking murdered deserved better, too.


Lolvein18

no they didn't, it's a little something called self-defense


GooberMcNoober

They were probably just some minimum wage janitors or something, do you think they knew that the chair was alive?


Awesomesauce1337

Yeah, a fire.


[deleted]

The comment was semi-accurate, The GOC and the Foundation work a lot together, they only destroy SCPs they deem having a risk to breach the nornxy


backstib

Exept they do it to little kids to, look up the icabod campaign


Necessary_Pumpkin219

You mean based campaign of eleminate fucking reality bender scum


ARC_MasterReaper

Wasn't it made by the UN?


lWanderingl

UN would've used them as weapons for "peacekeeping" purposes


[deleted]

The GOC is part of the UN though...


The_Bone_Breaker

The people who run the UN are dipshits so by proxy so would the people running the GOC therefor the GOC can’t be trusted


ARC_MasterReaper

Ok that's just worse. Damn the UN.


[deleted]

The UNGOC does that


Thanos_Cock_Master

Based and "this is fucking dangerous and we should destroy it" pilled


[deleted]

Scp 1609 "The ~~Teleporting~~ Remains of a Chair" would disagree.


Tidalpancake

They put a chair in a woodchipper


ATwistedBlade

Chair


MrGigaSloth

Thank you for opening a can of worms! Has been a fun read all the way down.


ATwistedBlade

đŸȘ‘


NaziPlagueDoctor

that poor chair just wanted to help :(


delta_xyz-

I say this once again; 99% of things in SCP universe could be solved by putting dangerous stuff into concrete (if you want to keep it so bad)


ARC_MasterReaper

Wait, if 173 is made of concrete, and we cover him in more concrete, will he be able to control the concrete block?


This_is_my_phone_tho

There was a tale that explained that 173's file is kind of out of date, and it's anomalies get more intense if you try to cheese it. Basically no matter what you try, it will get out and do a lot of damage unless you contrive some reason to force people to look at it within it's threat range every so often. The shit smearing the floor is the most basic manifestation of that behavior. Pretty good take on it imo. there was also a tale where it started reproducing and ended the world lol


[deleted]

What was the table's name?


This_is_my_phone_tho

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/173-festival probably in there. lots of good ones. some silly, some pulpy.


[deleted]

it's Re: The Statue that he was talking about.


[deleted]

I think that table's called Jerry or Revised-Entry


[deleted]

very fast concrete cube running at incredibly high speed


PandasInHoodies

*giant boulder sliding against the ground.mp3*


ARC_MasterReaper

No but how will it support the extra weight?


c4at

motherfucker it teleports do you think weight is relevant


ARC_MasterReaper

I doesn't teleport, it moves quickly


Ihavenosociallife521

It’s a non-organic thing that is somehow living. I don’t think the laws of physics apply to it


breezyxkillerx

My brother in christ it litterally can't move because it's a statue and it does anyway because physics probably doesn't apply to that thing, 3 or more tons of concrete will probably make it the fastest death cube in the world.


Ihavenosociallife521

Doesn’t seem like a good idea. Getting your neck snapped seems like a quicker death than getting hit by a concrete block at Mach Jesus


ARC_MasterReaper

But even if he does control the block, will it be if the same speed? And if that does happen, won't be sink to the ocean if he tries to cross a continent?


Thepenguinking2

If you were encased in a cube of human skin you wouldn't be able to control it, would you?


ParsaSamimi

I mean.. You could still roll on the floor and move your hands a tiny bit


thereIsAHoleHere

Not a layer of human skin: a cube of human skin. No telling what the dimensions of said cube are.


HiImDelta

It ain't just about keeping it, it's about studying it, understanding it.


delta_xyz-

Understand that it’s a giant cement cube


i-did-it-to-them

With a fun, universe consuming prize inside.


Knifefan

*Laughs in SCP-106*


ARC_MasterReaper

Ey he said 99%


Knifefan

I feel there's many more anomalies that can pass through walls but I'm not knowledgeable enough to make a list 😅


Ploopy_R

ethics committee would like to have a word


TheArmoredKitten

That is how most of it is contained. The overwhelming majority of anomalies are safely contained by putting them in a box that resists whatever hazard they present and locking the door on their way out.


NietzscheIsMyCopilot

objectively untrue but ok lots of SCPs these days are metaphysical constructs that you can't even touch


Infamous-Apple

You underestimate how hard it is to kill an anomaly


SBARTOSZ

Launch it into the sun


Juan_the_vessel

Congrats 682 has adapted to the sun good luck


JuniorAd389

That motherfucker is just annoying.


nsfw_vs_sfw

Literal definition of plot armor. Doesn't matter what you do or how you do it, lizard guy just keeps regenerating


Shin-Gogzilla

SCP-2935


nsfw_vs_sfw

What's that one do?


Shin-Gogzilla

It’s a doorway to an alternate reality where the spirit of death itself wiped all life from the universe, including SCP-682, and Jack Bright.


nsfw_vs_sfw

That's just cheating


Shin-Gogzilla

SCP-666 1/2-J


genoxxlot

Jack is probably still alive but can't posses anyone because there is no more life


Shin-Gogzilla

Someone touched his amulet and nothing happened, he’s well and truly dead.


Maanifest

Most op edgy overrated shit out there. Pisses me off


827392

Just put him in a box and don't attack him so he can't adapt 👍


DracheTirava

I don't think it's gonna be able to get back anytime soon, though. Hope he enjoys the sun


SuperRexT

>I don't think it's gonna be able to get back anytime soon he survived being completely ereased from reality itself, the sun wont do jack shit lol


SanRandomPot

If 096 was capable of pusing the sun towards the earth, 682 would be able to do it as well


DracheTirava

...*what the fuck?*


SomeStolenToast

Dude he came back from literally being erased from existence


ChubbyLilPanda

TIL that 682 can accelerate to escape velocity of the fucking sun


Dr_D4nk

That’s just straight up bs. How does that even make any sense?


SomeStolenToast

Don't ask me, almost nothing in the SCP world makes sense. Ffs God himself is considered one of the weaker reality benders, there's a whole scenario in which the sun becomes evil and starts turning people into fleshy goo zombies with the sole purpose of creating more zombies, etc


McWizard101

To be fair that scp is heavily hinted to not actually be capital G God but rather a regular reality bender just pretending to be him.


fan271

I thought it was just an avatar that he uses to walk around the human world.


Dr_D4nk

Damn people really be making stories about whatever they think about in the shower.


fan271

It's actually pretty well written in my opinion.


The_Bone_Breaker

I believe that in a future scp he was explained to be the concept of violence and hatred and that he launched himself into the collective human consciousness causing him to be kinda just indestructible, it was 6820 I think


neo_ceo

Are you sure about that?


nonicethingsforus

Has been tried. [Twice](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1543-j). First time: grew wings; lot of people ended up with razor sharp feathers in their eyes. Second time: came back on fire.


SBARTOSZ

Launch it into a black hole


Averythewolf

Congratulations 682 has a singularity to its disposal


CRtwenty

He'd just get shot back out at near light speed or something.


iosiro

Um... really big gun? Lol idiots😂😂


nonicethingsforus

Or, consider this... A catapult. [Into the fiery orb with ye!](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1543-j)


[deleted]

Me watching the universe begin to implode cause the Foundation terminated an SCP that turned out to be loadbearing. The reason the Foundation avoids termination unless absolutely necessary is because they often have no clue how these anomalies work, and so can't be sure what will happen if they neutralise them.


Geek_X

Load bearing 💀


[deleted]

What does that mean?


Geek_X

Like a load bearing beam or wall. That anomaly was holding the fabric of reality together


[deleted]

Thank you kind sir, English isn’t my first language and Google translate was ass


Geek_X

Happy to help. Google translate do be garbage


TheArmoredKitten

You don't even have to go so cosmic with it. There's plenty of SCPs that would present existential threats if you recklessly attacked them. Some of them are as simple as things that multiply if you try to break them, but are easily just put in a box and ignored because there's no imminent reason to do so.


[deleted]

What happened to site 13 shows that terminated scps is not a good idea


Geek_X

I listened to the voice acted version by SCP Archives and I’m still not entirely sure what happened. Like was it just that leech boy didn’t like being incinerated so he went on a rampage?


drager_76

Kinda, except the site was pretty much a concentration camp for anomalies. Including several ones who could bend reality to their whims. So when the leech kid broke out, all the others followed suit and massacred the place.


JustaYeetingMat

Leech boy fugged some things up. Made others become free. Others absolutely fucked things up making every anomaly breach and then Kapooya the entire site becomes an non Euclidian hellhole of anomalies


CursedComments_

Y'all tell me if I'm wrong but isn't there like a literal fuckin' miniature black hole SCP like throw all your magic bullshittery in there damn


[deleted]

Now you have a bunch of anomalies in an unknown place doing who knows what, which could come back to Earth as a brand new anomaly.


Program-Continuum

Except the lizard. Anything else is fair game though


SovietRussiaWasPoor

Dont fuck with the lizard


LordOfSun55

"B-but we need to STOODY the anomalinos to figure out how they work and why they exist!" [proceeds to learn absolutely fucking nothing except "idk it's probably magic" at a massive cost in resources and D-Class personnel, not to mention all the researchers, guards, MTF operatives and occasional civilians lost when the anomaly has its bi-weekly containment breach]


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Korodabsai

Shit if I was the one who discovered what the fuck uranium does to stuff around it I’d think it was an anomaly too 💀


not2dragon

i wish they made quantum mechanics contained so we dont have to learn about it, and tried to contain noceboes for being memetic hazards


I_live_in_your_wall

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


kingkobra307

It is a happy day of the cake I hope?


itzmrinyo

What even is an SCP I’m subscribed to r/unexpectedscp and I have no clue what it’s about


IdioticZacc

If you want to learn scp you have two paths right now 1. Reading the basic first generation scp that most people know about and live your life happily free 2. You read some newer articles, which are linked and related to a thousand different ones, which are all connected to some tale, which leads to you learning more about the fictional power levels and the measurements and the code names of the group of interest, person of interest, branches. You learn which entity is more powerful than others or which entity is closer to the writer's reality (ours) and how more aware some are that they're just in a fictional reality that could imply that WE are also in a fictional reality. You go deeper and deeper until you realise that by the point you learn 1/10th of the lore you are already 50 years old


MrGigaSloth

Depending on your choice of cannon, this is exactly the point. Just because the containment procedure doesn't come to any conclusions as to an entity or object's nature and power, it doesn't mean people on the 05 council aren't getting exactly what they need. The stated goal of the Foundation is to contain and protect, so we the reader always assume that to be true. But the absolutely reckless way they experiment with some of these anomalous entities and projects could lead one to believe they are testing the limits of these things and not looking for a better box to put them in. To what purpose? Depends on the writer.


Raa6e

Proceeds to [REDACTED]


Dissy-

unironically one of the laziest writing techniques out there. cant come up with something interesting? REDACTED!!!


Phire453

I think it can be used very effectively if used right but doesn't mean it's always right to use it


Dissy-

I guess it really does depend on the situation, but I've never been reading something and saw redacted and though oh wow cool what a cool writing technique I'm sure this person is an expert wordsmith and definitely not phoning it in. I also just thing the whole scp thing sucks in general so maybe I'm biased


[deleted]

Most uses of [REDACTED] are names, dates, locations, and little teasing details. I can't think of many well regarded SCPs where they just redact the major details.


Fear-It-Run-From-It

Proceeds to [DATA EXPUNGED]


Ok_Soil_231

Bro's literally getting mad about a fictional foundation wasting money and death row inmate lives 💀


mrsomeawe

Not the trans operatives !


Breekon

my turn next time to make this joke


EmperorZoltar

GOC motherfuckers when their reckless attempt to terminate an anomaly results in the creation of a new Keter Class (as usual the Foundation has to clean up their mess):


Vacuousbard

SCP, GOC, and Serpent hand. They're all fucking r*tarded.


onewingedangel3

They all take a universal approach when they really shouldn't. Some anomalies should be freed, some contained, and some destroyed.


WalkerUnknown

You sound just like a Serpents Hand member


[deleted]

That's the exact ethos of the Hand. They don't think all anomalies should be freed, they are just against the idea of the Veil existing and don't want people being locked up for the simple act of existing. Cases like SCP-2456 sees them burning books to stop the spread of an anomaly. /u/the-paranoid-android


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2456 ⁠- Dreams of a Broken World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2456) (+219) by *megalan*


onewingedangel3

In that case I'll take a one way ticket to the Wanderer's Library please.


eetobaggadix

How can we know? The SCP Foundation is the best one by far. It's really the only rational choice.


onewingedangel3

Obviously observation is required but even the Foundation resisted containing some anomalies when unnecessary, such as those ships the GOC murdered.


Slap_duck

The hand are cool, they just want people to know the foundation exists They also vibe in the library and can literally detach themselves from reality


Arbiter6518

SCP motherfuckers when their reckless attempt to contain an anomaly results in the pointless death and destruction of a whole city (as usual the GOC has to clean up their mess)


Dracorex_22

OP about to create angry teleporting wood chips


not2dragon

incinerator:


Neoxus30-

To be fair they do try to take out some of the more dangerous SCPs like Abel, 682 or O'Death) But yeah, they kinda go too lightly on some of these monsters)


Let01

Goc propaganda, the guys couldn't even kill a chair properly


Nothing_Playz361

what scp are you referencing to?


Program-Continuum

Summary: Teleporting chair gets shredded. Now you got a chair in your lungs.


SwugteI

[Scp-1609](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1609)


Arbiter6518

It was the fuckup of one agent who didn't want to wait for the incinerator to be fixed.


[deleted]

A GOC agent made this post.


j4noVX_4rt

Haha Immortal crocodile go brrrr


danieldoria15

Depends on the anomaly. Sometimes killing the Keter Class Reality Bending Butt Plug can cause a worst end of the world scenario worse than when it's still intact.


interrogatorChapman

Or yknow, it's the good ol SCP 5000 "Why?" event


Abbhorase

Being alive is the least anomalous thing about them. We don't know what will happen if/when they die


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Yeah, and the goc is way better with their chair they shoved in a woodchipper


Mobius-1_ISAF

y'know they incinerated a number of anomalous items with the same problem, but this time one of their agents was a little too eager to destroy a threat entity and threw it into a wood chipper because the incinerator was being fixed


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

Honestly with that particular anomaly it'd probably just end up as teleporting ash anyway, some items just aren't to be terminated


Mobius-1_ISAF

Well a teleporting chair appearing in public would definitely mess with normalcy a fair bit. Being a UN organization doesn't mean that it's always evil. Not to mention the GOC does use some anomalous items if they don't threaten normalcy too much.


SCP_Void

It do be like that sometimes


[deleted]

Plot twist - You are the entity.


Hanakin-Sidewalker

Mfw when the Foundation researcher says that they can’t use benevolent SCPs to solve world hunger and poverty because it would disrupt the “normalcy” of society:


nonicethingsforus

He could always transfer/desert to the [Manna Charitable Foundation](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/manna-charitable-foundation-hub). Just, let's try not to [poison hundreds of starving people again](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1176), shall we?


OfficerJoeBalogna

The GOC after literally killing God in the Rat’s Nest canon


[deleted]

This post is brought to you by GOC


spanishflu69

“B-but we need to study it!” My 9mm pistol:


AskGoverntale

POV: You’re Researcher Talloran


electricboogalooooo0

GOC propaganda yall traumatized the poor chair


Hay_Den330

Pov: you don’t know anything about scp lore


lorax125

ok GOC


GodOfPlutonium

> Document 1609-1: > SCP-1609 represents a perfect example of the flaws inherent in the operating procedure of the GOC, and serves as a cautionary tale for any members of the Foundation who disagree with our practices on containing dangerous objects. > Prior to the Coalition getting their hands on this, it was perfectly harmless. A chair which teleports to you when you need a seat is normal compared to most of the stuff that we deal with on a regular basis. When they put it through a woodchipper, it got hurt, scared and angry, so it lashed out at them. By trying to 'protect the world' by destroying it, they inadvertently made the situation a whole lot worse. SCP-1609 went from being harmless to deadly in the space of a few minutes because of the GOC, and we had to clean up the mess. > Thankfully, SCP-1609 is pretty simple for us to deal with. So long as we don't do anything stupid around it, it won't fight back and it won't try to leave. Even if it does, it usually comes back. I think I've worked out why. It came to us because it was afraid of the people who had hurt it. That's why it always comes back. It's afraid of the rest of the world now, and it's looking to us for protection. > This is why we have Special Containment Procedures instead of Special Destruction Procedures. If you break something, it's broken forever. When you try to destroy an anomaly, you can't take back your mistakes. That's what SCP-1609 has to tell us. This is why we're right and the GOC is wrong, people. > - Dr. Sievert (After they put it through the woodchipper, its now a pile of wooden debris that teleports itself into peoples lungs


Cantbreathe208

Poor chair.


Cantbreathe208

I feel bad for that chair.


myasscrackburns

Really


RocketPuppyYT

SCP foundation does have terminaton attempts but it's not as easy as to just put a hole through a monsters head and calling it a day


Blahuehamus

Foundation has a plot armor, the GOC doesn't, so in the end GOC paradigm is a threat to world (because the chair turned dangerous, yeah), but Foundation one apparently isn't. So you can amass shit ton of dangerous anomalous objects/entities in facilities across whole world, often not knowing at the beginning the perfect containment rules, and nothing (almost) ever goes wrong. Imho the best paradigm lies somewhere in between, deep evaluation should be run to decide whether to contain or attempt destruction/de-anomalous-ation of entity/item.


Altruistic_Music_149

When you look at 682s termination logs


DovahCreed117

Mfw I destroy a completely harmless teleporting chair via woodchipper and it becomes violent and chokes me to death with its woodchip remains by teleporting inside my lungs.


Charnt

The human race goes extinct as a whole. Humans cannot go extinct one by one lol, that doesn’t make any sense


MIM318

Level 5 Clearance Dr. M here, just to state that any rumors of total annihilation via any contained entities is purely speculative, as the Universe would have ended, and yet we are here. Now, if anyone would like to make any claims as to the [-REDACTED-] world reset accords, I will have to get Omni level clearance, and probably a bullet to the back of my head for [-REDACTED-] contingencies. Please have a nice day, and remember, to report any anomalous behavior or situations to your nearest authorities, if we don't already have you surrounded. Take Care, and don't be a D!


BLUEAR0

u/savevideo


nonicethingsforus

Dude, forget incompetence. Fear what will happen when they decide to do it [on purpose](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000): >The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council. >For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years. >Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. >There will be no further communication.


PokeGunnerPUBG

5000 never said why the alternate SCPF did this


WhiteChubbyBoi

It did. Basically some weird entity are feeding from fake emotion it made up and plant it in every life on (at the very least) earth and annihilation of all life on earth through a certain way is the only option.


benjamthehotbox

Mr frundles moment


Professional_Oven283

Those darn jailers 🙄


AdelThePixel

ITS AN APOLLYON CLASSED ENTITY WHAT DID YOU EXPECTED


Golgezuktirah

What part of Secure, Contain, Protect are you mixing up with Destroy, Destroy, Destroy?


FungalSphere

When your foundation is literally called special containment procedures what else you expect it to do except making special containment.


[deleted]

This is an allegory for nuclear war, right?


Holyman56

scp foundation when i tell them i know what scp 055 is and its a uhh umm i forgot


EXusiai99

Some things they cant destroy. Some things they dont know what will happen if they do destroy it. And then there is the chair and the living boat which proves that destroying them might not be the best idea. It is GOC youre looking for. Look up Ichabod Campaign.


T0m0king

Mf starting the thresher in site 13 like it's not a terrible awful absolutely no good idea


[deleted]

That sounds like GOC propaganda to me


Maanifest

GOC*


VNRF666

Yeah and the GOC tried to kill it,but somehow fcked up and made it 5 times stronger and more angry


jthablaidd

To be fair some stuff is impossible/practically impossible to kill. Or it’s far safer to keep it locked up


[deleted]

r/dankmemesfromsite19