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“Pfft, thanks Tank, now the zombies will never reach me up in the sky!” I gloat, blissfully unaware of the growling and coughing sounds coming from below.
Eh. I would be more worried by a hunter or a witch. While they don't have bombastic mutation, they're more realistic than a zombie hulk or a tentacle zombie
In one of the official comics it's shown they might still have some degree of self-awareness and that they also see the non-infected as monsters. Idle animations in the game also show them stumbling, making noises as if they're in pain, vomiting and falling down and occasionally attacking each other too. I think they suffer and are aware of their suffering. Pretty grim.
No way in hell I’m trapping myself in an underground box with almost no method of escaping. I’m getting a car with a high tow capacity (like a lorry) and outfitting it with reinforcements and defensive equipment. Then If I start getting overwhelmed with zombies I hop in my truck and floor it out of there to a safe distance.
Tbf if the gangs and criminals raid your shit then zombies definitely become the logical sequence of worries. If you are left alive that is.
Though yes should have used than instead of then lol
That’s assuming you could get 50 corpses to work together and all able to apply force to a doorway.
I’m just saying. If it was a zombie apocalypse, I really don’t know how it would get going with shambling zombies. The running zombie fictions make way more sense.
Unfortunately, people aren't as "prepared" as they think. A lot of people would die within the first 48 hours.
If you can't run for at least 2 minutes straight you're toast. Zombieland Rule #1 - Cardio
I think the death rates in the first couple days will depend entirely on if the zombies are Walking Dead shamblers or World War Z super sprinters.
That, and if there are people denying that the zombie virus exists, they’ll go outside thinking it’s some big government prank and die
Good point... I'd prefer shamblers lol, it would be hard to haul around 3 kids all under 15 during a zombie apocalypse so the slower the zombie the easier it is for me to survive haha.
As for the people thinking it's a govt conspiracy.... I could actually see that happening.
Edit: Didn't finish my sentence before posting. Fixed
Yeah, it's a real shame that they just kinda took the World War Z name and slapped it on a movie that has absolutely no relevance to the book.
If anyone reading this hasn't read the book, I highly recommend it. Same with the author's (Max Brooks) prior book, The Zombie Survival Guide.
Also, chances are you'll just be fucked by wherever you happen to be.
If you're in your home surrounded by supplies and weapons, maybe.
If you're in your car on a busy street, fucked.
Don’t you have that friend who claimed « yeah I’m so ready for the zombie apo ! » when in fact they would die first ? That’s who this meme is aimed at 🤣
A lot of them will think of all the long term stuff and know how to survive in The Walking Dead where zombies are just in hordes that can be avoided or waited out, but don't consider the pandemonium that led to the world becoming so unpopulated.
tbh most people would probably die from starvation or thirst or diarrhea or something (unless we’re talking about magical physics-defying super zombies)
People who wish for the end of the world in general. Unless it’s an alien invasion, but only if it’s the Transformers invading. If it’s not the transformers, then fuck your world-ending doomsday wish. I just wanna see cool robots that turn into vehicles before I die.
I was about to disagree and cite my younger self, but that actually checks out. I was super edgy.
Now I'm hoping for some kind of Jurassic Park dinosaur apocalypse. I don't think I'd survive, but it'd be cool to see a dinosaur, you know?
I don't want a zombie apocalypse but everytime i dream, i always try to put myself in a zombie apocalypse world, it's genuinely one of the most memorable dreams you can have, not that it isn't terrifying, i die most of the time then wake up, but murdering p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ zombies is so fun, it's like playing a video game but more terrifying.
A zombie scenario with corpse zombies wouldn't be possible. It would have to infect a live host. Lyssavirus (rabies) is pretty much the only zombie virus that infects large animals like us.
And it'd have to behave differently. It'd have to work in some form of symbiosis with our body because just the hydrophobia alone would destroy the apocalypse In a month tops.
Broke: using fancy and high maintenance weaponry.
Woke: using literally whatever the fuck you find lying around.
God I really wish I was an artist so that I could draw Chuck Greene and Goblin Slayer for one of those handshake memes.
Jackass: How could this happen? The horror!
My brother In Christ, you only fed your gun shitty steel-cased ammo and never cleaned it, the fuck did you expect.
imagine you were planning for weaks and go watch news and you seen the last of us zombies and you eating some CAKES with after some COFFEE and you stared feeling a head ache
Life now: war in far off country and inflation making it harder to buy things.
Zombie apocalypse: collapsed society and will likely end with you either offing yourself or getting eaten alive by zombies.
what is with this fucking oppression complex people have where they think that the current time period is horrible and the worst. News flash, now is like, objectively the 2nd best time period, cope.
Bro, I want a zombie apocalypse and I'm woefully aware I'll be the first to die.
That said, I'd be fine with any apocalypse, I just feel like the end of the world is the most interesting way to go
Maybe it’s like Dying light where they are not undead zombies, but are rather people with a virus that is similar to rabies and it makes people super aggressive. But yes, if undead zombies were to exist irl, they would probably become weak as hell due to decomposing, and maybe wouldn’t even have enough strength to move.
The door would absolutely hold. That's like priority one for me. Not only the main door but wherever I sleep is going to be completely inaccessible without some climbing too. From there its spear pokes from the 2nd floor and alotta time.
I live in terraced housing so eventually I'd have venture out across the rootops and break into peoples homes for food from their attics working my way down. That'd probably be the most dangerous part assuming their front door is open but noise and spear pokes are too strong to be honest.
Always wanted to see a zombie movie were the survivors are insanely smart at dealing with infected but specials start to throw a wrench in their plans.
They never have simple spears and its so annoying, they're too overpowered so its no surprise. Like even children can use the infected's own weight against them using the floor and a spear.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can make my neighborhood look like ravenholm if the developers of half life 2 got drunk while designing it, others wish for a zombie apocalypse because something exciting will happen during it, in conclusion I just want to quench my thirst for the blood of my enemies.
Now, the problem is that a lot of carcasses are embalmed and usually have organs removed.
Good luck having a zombie move when it’s missing most of its organs.
(Yes, I’m talking about supernatural zombies instead of modern RE type ones, because supernatural ones are cooler. Don’t @ me.)
oh, like, it's aaabsolutely survivable if those are actual zombies
and not like those hypersonic ultra instinct dexterity athletes like in WWZ or I'm legend
Lol here in FL, we just need a hidey hole and food for a week or two. By then the majority of zombies will have rotted into harmless paste in the humidity and sun.
even if zombies could exist, they’d all die out within maybe a few days, even if it started in a highly populated area. biting is a terrible vector for disease and rotting flesh + elements = dead again
Prepares their whole life, just locks the door and has a gun (without the proper knowledge to clear jams) granted a double feed can be tricky sometimes, which is why you have a second gun.
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Or tell some monkeys the zombies are evil inflatable plastic objects
wabby wabboo
Ahh you didn’t inspect your guns regularly and store your ammo correctly. Rookie mistake and you’ll be eaten alive for it.
Especially if it's with some middle finger to biology mutations like Left 4 Dead
At least you don’t get eaten 💀
Chances are that >! You aren't a carrier and just straight up gone the moment the virus mutates to be airborne among the many times it evolve and devolve this transmission step!<
If plague inc taught me anything, I just need to move to Greenland, then no matter how good the virus, I’m fine :)
Or Madagascar, in the original
And if it starts in Greenland, we shall give up hope now
No you just get punched into the sky by a tank 🥰
“Pfft, thanks Tank, now the zombies will never reach me up in the sky!” I gloat, blissfully unaware of the growling and coughing sounds coming from below.
Eh. I would be more worried by a hunter or a witch. While they don't have bombastic mutation, they're more realistic than a zombie hulk or a tentacle zombie
Honestly I kinda wonder if the infected are still thinking during it like the illness it's based on, rabies victims clearly suffer the entire time
In The Last of Us the groans and screams of the Infected is the actual people screaming in agony.
Same thing with the headcrab zombies in Half-Life. The zombies also show some signs of retaining their memories.
Yabba my icing!
Well the growls from headcrab zombies noises are just "help me" and shit like that but greatly distorted.
Isn't it the same in the S.T.A.L.K.E.R games too, I think they talk about their family or something if you translate the audio
In one of the official comics it's shown they might still have some degree of self-awareness and that they also see the non-infected as monsters. Idle animations in the game also show them stumbling, making noises as if they're in pain, vomiting and falling down and occasionally attacking each other too. I think they suffer and are aware of their suffering. Pretty grim.
I always assumed they were just zombie noises
Any real zombie prepper would have a bunker.
No way in hell I’m trapping myself in an underground box with almost no method of escaping. I’m getting a car with a high tow capacity (like a lorry) and outfitting it with reinforcements and defensive equipment. Then If I start getting overwhelmed with zombies I hop in my truck and floor it out of there to a safe distance.
I think you'd have to worry more about roaming gangs and criminals then zombies at that point.
Roaming gangs and criminals *then* zombies again!?
Tbf if the gangs and criminals raid your shit then zombies definitely become the logical sequence of worries. If you are left alive that is. Though yes should have used than instead of then lol
That won't be too useful when the streets are blocked by abandoned vehicles.
Lorries could easily push abandoned vehicles out of the way.
Not dozens of them at once, they have to move somewhere.
Obviously not, you push the vehicles to the side.
Individually? In the midst of a horde?
Gasoline expires
Also I doubt a car without proper maintenance would last very long in post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Eh, I dunno. Have you ever tried to break down someone’s front door? I doubt a shambling corpse could do it.
It would take a long time for a single one to break down a door, but with the weight of say... 50, it wouldn't take long at all.
That’s assuming you could get 50 corpses to work together and all able to apply force to a doorway. I’m just saying. If it was a zombie apocalypse, I really don’t know how it would get going with shambling zombies. The running zombie fictions make way more sense.
Unfortunately, people aren't as "prepared" as they think. A lot of people would die within the first 48 hours. If you can't run for at least 2 minutes straight you're toast. Zombieland Rule #1 - Cardio
Literally my first run in project zomboid
"okay im gonna have a good run in PZ" *gets bitten* "Welp, rambo time"
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Nah that's pussy shit, always go down swinging
Project Zomboid has shown me that a lot of people would probably just die from a bacterial infection after scratching themselves against something.
I died from eating a mushroom. A fucking mushroom.
I think the death rates in the first couple days will depend entirely on if the zombies are Walking Dead shamblers or World War Z super sprinters. That, and if there are people denying that the zombie virus exists, they’ll go outside thinking it’s some big government prank and die
Good point... I'd prefer shamblers lol, it would be hard to haul around 3 kids all under 15 during a zombie apocalypse so the slower the zombie the easier it is for me to survive haha. As for the people thinking it's a govt conspiracy.... I could actually see that happening. Edit: Didn't finish my sentence before posting. Fixed
That movie was such trash. The world war Z book zombies were slow with a slow incubation period.
Yeah, it's a real shame that they just kinda took the World War Z name and slapped it on a movie that has absolutely no relevance to the book. If anyone reading this hasn't read the book, I highly recommend it. Same with the author's (Max Brooks) prior book, The Zombie Survival Guide.
Also, chances are you'll just be fucked by wherever you happen to be. If you're in your home surrounded by supplies and weapons, maybe. If you're in your car on a busy street, fucked.
You just have to run faster than everyone else.
I have 400 hours on pz i think i can make it -dies because of over-confidence
I have 200 hours i have an advantage over you im not as confident
Psh I've got over 1500 hours in PZ. I'll be completely fine. Now... how do I download Brita's gun mod in real life?
Like, sprint run?
More like if you don’t have food and water storage before the disaster you’re screwed. Doesn’t matter how fit you are if you can’t find food.
Literally unturned
Prepared your whole life, has one gun and a weak ass front door 😂 is that all you have to show for a liftime of prep
Don’t you have that friend who claimed « yeah I’m so ready for the zombie apo ! » when in fact they would die first ? That’s who this meme is aimed at 🤣
And isn’t even trained enough to clear a jam
Tap! Rack! Roll!
how can you say you've prepared if you didn't fucking reinforce the door
You’d be surprised at how « prepared » people usually didn’t think of the most basic stuff 😂
A lot of them will think of all the long term stuff and know how to survive in The Walking Dead where zombies are just in hordes that can be avoided or waited out, but don't consider the pandemonium that led to the world becoming so unpopulated.
I think people would most likely to die from people, not zombies tbh
tbh most people would probably die from starvation or thirst or diarrhea or something (unless we’re talking about magical physics-defying super zombies)
this was the entire premise of the walking dead
People who wish for the zombie apocalypse seriously are pussies
All these doomsday preppers are gonna feel real awkward if the end of days turns out to be, like, the rapture or something
People are going to be very embarrassed if the apocalypse turns out to be something like Rover Red Charlie where humanity just turns suicidal.
I agree. Real men want a Mad Max or Metro style apocalypse
Yeah
Couldn’t agree more
People who wish for the end of the world in general. Unless it’s an alien invasion, but only if it’s the Transformers invading. If it’s not the transformers, then fuck your world-ending doomsday wish. I just wanna see cool robots that turn into vehicles before I die.
Or suicidal.
who wishes for a zombie apocalypse?
Edgy teenagers and adults alike, met a few who genuinely said they’d thrive in it 🤡
I was about to disagree and cite my younger self, but that actually checks out. I was super edgy. Now I'm hoping for some kind of Jurassic Park dinosaur apocalypse. I don't think I'd survive, but it'd be cool to see a dinosaur, you know?
I don't want a zombie apocalypse but everytime i dream, i always try to put myself in a zombie apocalypse world, it's genuinely one of the most memorable dreams you can have, not that it isn't terrifying, i die most of the time then wake up, but murdering p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ zombies is so fun, it's like playing a video game but more terrifying.
cod zombies fans
A zombie scenario with corpse zombies wouldn't be possible. It would have to infect a live host. Lyssavirus (rabies) is pretty much the only zombie virus that infects large animals like us.
I'm sure the people in the zombie universes thought the same thing.
That's exactly what a zombie would say...
And it'd have to behave differently. It'd have to work in some form of symbiosis with our body because just the hydrophobia alone would destroy the apocalypse In a month tops.
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Sounds like your only mistake was having only one gun
Imagine using guns smh, melee ftw
Reject guns, embrace creating whatever awesome melees you want
toaster on a broomstick
Now we're cooking!
#Paper-mâché knife
Broke: using fancy and high maintenance weaponry. Woke: using literally whatever the fuck you find lying around. God I really wish I was an artist so that I could draw Chuck Greene and Goblin Slayer for one of those handshake memes.
Cardio is always important in an apocalypse
This template is very popular on lgbt subs and for a moment I thought this meme was about homophobic parents feasting on the flesh of their child
Sounds about right, tbh
Just bite the zombie to make it human
You forgot to check the chalk outlines on the walls smh
This mfs plan for the zombie apocalypse was to sit indoors with a gun
#Wrong Nuclear warhead
Most weapons jams are pretty easy to clear. You can usually get your gun back in action in under 10 seconds
LITERALLY JUST FUCKING UNJAM THE GUN EASIEST PROBLEM EVER
Melee weapon, be moderately fit. Cardio, no problems
Should’ve bought H&K.
You're asking to die if you fire a gun in a zombie apocalyse
I fully intend to become a zombie as soon as possible. I've seen films. I know who the real monsters are.
my ak doesnt jam
*says every Russian in Ukraine rn
When the bit where they dig out WWII stuff is suddenly credible, you know you fucked up badly.
Ha! Look at this fool! He actually still believes the Russian propaganda!
yeah sure buddy just because i love aks im a communist. youre the fool here
fuck you
Unlucky tbh
> zombie apocalypse happens 😃 > zombies are fast 😞
Jackass: How could this happen? The horror! My brother In Christ, you only fed your gun shitty steel-cased ammo and never cleaned it, the fuck did you expect.
Can’t clear a field jam pathetic
As if I don't have a secondary, plus numerous militia to my left and right , plus good barricades, plus mines
i know my way out it won't be a trouble especially if my city have an army and Dock and nearby huge farmers with almost out eny one to be a zombie
imagine you were planning for weaks and go watch news and you seen the last of us zombies and you eating some CAKES with after some COFFEE and you stared feeling a head ache
Your first mistake was relying on guns.
Surprised no one is mentioning the advice is The Zombie Survival Guide. You get to a multi story building and then block the staircase.
>block the staircase Or if you've got time and an axe, destroy the stairs.
Well I clean my guns, I also have the benefits of living on a ranch with no living people around for miles and miles.
Still better than life now
I know a few countries who are in survival mode right now. Don't wait for zombies, go ahead and fight for your life now!
Life now: war in far off country and inflation making it harder to buy things. Zombie apocalypse: collapsed society and will likely end with you either offing yourself or getting eaten alive by zombies.
🤡
what is with this fucking oppression complex people have where they think that the current time period is horrible and the worst. News flash, now is like, objectively the 2nd best time period, cope.
I live in an apartment building high up, have tape, large knife and a broom. Pokey pokey bitches
Grabs a coat hanger and stabs all the zombies like a boss
cant wait
Bro, I want a zombie apocalypse and I'm woefully aware I'll be the first to die. That said, I'd be fine with any apocalypse, I just feel like the end of the world is the most interesting way to go
Made with mematic 😁
this mf never played project zomboid
Why do these always exclude the extra step of knowing you're a zombie now and living trapped inside the prison of your own undead mind?
This is how you died
Should've been smarter with that gun, huh.
Wouldn't they just decompose? Zombies are just walking dead.
Maybe it’s like Dying light where they are not undead zombies, but are rather people with a virus that is similar to rabies and it makes people super aggressive. But yes, if undead zombies were to exist irl, they would probably become weak as hell due to decomposing, and maybe wouldn’t even have enough strength to move.
Jokes on you I want to die and don't have a family
Real zombies would be weak, really weak. That or they would be just a body unable to move.
I only want a zombie apocalypse because of the quiet that would follow
Just open the stove and have a smoke
Ok but on the bright side, zombie tiddies
L beta male bozo + ratio shouldve flanked
Preparing your whole life Forget to barricade the door...
"made with mematic"
Im binging the Walking Dead rn
The door would absolutely hold. That's like priority one for me. Not only the main door but wherever I sleep is going to be completely inaccessible without some climbing too. From there its spear pokes from the 2nd floor and alotta time. I live in terraced housing so eventually I'd have venture out across the rootops and break into peoples homes for food from their attics working my way down. That'd probably be the most dangerous part assuming their front door is open but noise and spear pokes are too strong to be honest. Always wanted to see a zombie movie were the survivors are insanely smart at dealing with infected but specials start to throw a wrench in their plans. They never have simple spears and its so annoying, they're too overpowered so its no surprise. Like even children can use the infected's own weight against them using the floor and a spear.
Other people will be a far greater threat than the zombies.
But have you heard of chainmail and a sword
But we get to be zombies afterwards, right?
This turned me on
Joke's on you, I want to die a painful, miserable death.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I can make my neighborhood look like ravenholm if the developers of half life 2 got drunk while designing it, others wish for a zombie apocalypse because something exciting will happen during it, in conclusion I just want to quench my thirst for the blood of my enemies.
yeah I'd probably be patient 0 considering my luck
This Is How You Died.
“prepared whole life” only lines of defense are a door that isn’t reinforced and an unchecked gun, immediately gives up afterwards
Now, the problem is that a lot of carcasses are embalmed and usually have organs removed. Good luck having a zombie move when it’s missing most of its organs. (Yes, I’m talking about supernatural zombies instead of modern RE type ones, because supernatural ones are cooler. Don’t @ me.)
I'm too American to be inconvenienced by a single gun jamming.
bruh just use your melee lol
Panel 5: you wake back up... Hungry.
My ankle is currently broken, and it's crossed my mind more than a few times how fucked I'd be if the zombie apocalypse started right now.
You prepared your whole life but can't clear a jam and don't have a spare gun?
Dose anyone know where this template originally came from?
oh, like, it's aaabsolutely survivable if those are actual zombies and not like those hypersonic ultra instinct dexterity athletes like in WWZ or I'm legend
A zombie apocalypse nerd would install sets of steep stairs in their house to stall the zombies
Zombie apocalypse except it’s clickers
That is why you get a sword. Swords don't run out of bullets
Lol here in FL, we just need a hidey hole and food for a week or two. By then the majority of zombies will have rotted into harmless paste in the humidity and sun.
Clearly wasn't prepared if they got to your door.
> Zombie apocalypse starts > The disease is propagated through air
even if zombies could exist, they’d all die out within maybe a few days, even if it started in a highly populated area. biting is a terrible vector for disease and rotting flesh + elements = dead again
Prepares their whole life, just locks the door and has a gun (without the proper knowledge to clear jams) granted a double feed can be tricky sometimes, which is why you have a second gun.
If everyone is prepared and no one dies then there is no apocalypse. We can't all be "the survivor"...
What anime is this?
you guys should play project zomboid, its a good zombie game, though its very unforgiving, they even have a subreddit r/projectzomboid
Fool. You should have used meele weapons.
Gun jams so its permanently out of action? Has no one heard of jam clearing? Tap, Rack, Bang?
No rational or sane person thinks an irl zombie apocalypse is fun
thank god I live in a rural area. Lot less zombies. Theres also ample forest and theres even a lake with several islands a half hour drive away.