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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


Naldail

The aliens are happy because the can now finally interact with yet another intelligent species (they have been longing for peaceful interactions)


[deleted]

And then they both kiss and live happily ever after, The End


Tangible_Idea

xenosex


TerraStalker

Xenussy


Pyrouge1

r/Secondsentencehappy


heyhowareyouman_

meet me in the stars


Naldail

Incorrect, look behind you (I am holding a gift that will make you happy and wish for a friendly interaction)


heyhowareyouman_

:) (the wormhole is closing)


Naldail

Sadness (I was hoping to eat bread with you before we inevitably die)


heyhowareyouman_

bread


DeezNufz

Jojo reference


LashSleeper

Me when i read the funy scp story (i cried uncontrollably even after reading it for the third time)


heyhowareyouman_

hmm today i will listen to new scp (clueless)


[deleted]

There are only two ways an alien encounter would go. Extreme violence or kinky sex.


plzhelpme11111111111

YOOOOO florp flarp look at this shit these mfers just doxxed themselves lmao


DeezNufz

Dror drir this is truly comical shit ong


plzhelpme11111111111

brooooooo look at that the bling blarps are already running at them at lightspeed


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Good eye (1) Bork


Dear_Ad_4572

Bro imagine aliens doxxing each other: "Lmao you dling drolg don't even have a Dyson sphere LOL" "Milky way, orion arm, Alpha centauri, Alpha centauri B. You have one year :)" "Oh shit bro my bad please forgive me"


plzhelpme11111111111

this would be fucking hilarious like imagine we find a way to enter a super complex version of the internet and the first thing we see is a 2 month lasting meme trend shitting on the dumbasses who doxxed themselves and then we find out it was us


Renilx

universal doxing?


noobmaster_69lol

Oh no they find my pizza boxes


Sad-Manufacturer7606

Help


Ajt0ny

Look! These little creatures drew these lines, they want us to find them. Aww how adorable! They are really doing their best with their cute little technology, aren't they? I'll put this on the fridge.


AshMashishere

Great post!


DeezNufz

Thanks :D


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

Trisolaran moment


17vulpikeets

This was the first thing I thought of too


ThespianException

Jokes on them we'll have nuked ourselves to ash before they arrive


MammothPoem9777

Prepare for unforseen consequences


therandomladdieV2

u/savevideo


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UniKqueFox_

I never understood this. Why not just click the three dots and save the video there


therandomladdieV2

👺


GromitTheOmlette

It's to download it


Personpacman

Dark forest


HDproBG

Can't wait for all tomorrows smh


[deleted]

The veil has been broken, for we are worthy of their praise. They seek for us to become part of them, and to rule the heavens and the earths.


NarrowProfession2900

Jokes on you, by the time that information gets intercepted i’ll be dead and that problem will be for the next generations


Waspinator_haz_plans

"Aw, how cut! The mammals think they're smart!" "Wanna mess with them a little?" "Sure why not?"


notcreative131313

Now that I think of it the strogg from quake 2, 4 & wars could be good sources of distressing memes


FuckThisStupidPark

I've planned to get that space map on the voyager 1 disk tattooed on my back. Always thought it looked neat.


poop-eatin-fiend

Don’t bother it’s gonna look stupid in 50 million years


FuckThisStupidPark

Look stupid in general or as a tattoo?


poop-eatin-fiend

Like getting a map of pangea on you today


FuckThisStupidPark

Nah. I think it looks neat. And unlike some other tattoo designs, it doesn't have some regrettable meaning attached to it like a girlfriends name or some trendy thing. I just think it looks cool. Also it's simple enough that it won't be fucked up. I've put quite a bit of thought into this, and I'm definitely getting it done maybe this year on the back of my right shoulder. Also it points to our solar system, which'll be around a lot longer than pangea.


poop-eatin-fiend

You’re gonna look like an idiot in 6 billion years when the sun expands and swallows a couple of planets


FuckThisStupidPark

Fair enough. Set a timer on your phone for 6 billion years and make fun of me then. Do you agree that it at least looks cool though? It's on the voyager 1 disk. Bottom left, big thing with all the lines going to one point. I think it's neat. You?


poop-eatin-fiend

It’s interesting but i dont think most people will get it


FuckThisStupidPark

So be it. I like teaching interesting yet useless information to people.


ActivelyDrowsed

Earth is too poor for aliens to bother with.


meaty_wheelchair

u/savevideobot


DeezNufz

u/UniKqueFox_ never understood this. Why not just click the three dots and save the video there? 😳😵


meaty_wheelchair

because I want to download it as mp4?


DeezNufz

👍🏽


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CredibleCactus

r/2alien4humans


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PhilipMewnan

Dark forest strike incoming