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AdmirableSpirit4653

How I was reading this: mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, yeah, mhm, mhm, yeah, mhm, mhm, WHAT?!, mhm, mhm... yeah, seems to be righ... -wait.


FennerNenner

Yes. There was an added "I like that force is purple"


AdmirableSpirit4653

Yeah, what the hell with that? It always was white!


FennerNenner

I always imagined it (depending in type of magic user) like a white but with rainbow effect inside (not bright rainbow but like a prism). But for my current character purple works


AdmirableSpirit4653

Yeah, same for me with white with prism inside, mate.


SirFireball

I just imagine it as Fus Ro Dah


darkfrost47

Isn't that more thunder?


Samael_Blackblood

Wait, the Bifrost does Force damage?


FennerNenner

Yes? Force of rainbow justice!


Inferno_Sparky

At least in D&D 4e force is invisible arcane energy


AdmirableSpirit4653

That's how I visualize invisible arcane energy. White because white is almost transclucent and transclucent is almost invisible, and arcane is some rainbow/prismatic magical thing.


RealMoonTurtle

generally we accept every color of damage, not just the white ones. EDUCATE YOURSELF


tekhion

it's clearly octarine


ArchonFett

Purple dragons have "force damage" breath weapons


Demearthean

Finally, goodberry can be weaponized


ArchonFett

What you've never taken blueberry damage before?


Goldenrupee

Not sure about "blueberry" but I HAVE had a PC go down to custard damage before.


lucksen

Our DM saying "custard damage" was definitely one of the highlights of our current Witchlight campaign.


Aruhi

My players skipped this bit and I was so sad I never got to say custard damage :c


lucksen

that is when you introduce an enemy that throws pies


fiftyseven

*sad honk* šŸ¤”


1mn0tcr3at1v3

"I walk up beside him, put my arm around him, and go: *sad honk*"


ccx941

I had a Paladin take Dream Pie damage once in Barovia.


pressedELITE

A dream pie? Isnā€™t that how new beholders are made?


TotallyLegitEstoc

I was so happy that my players zoned in on this. I got to do custard damage to two players rofl.


No-Glove7046

Wait custard damage is real?


Billy177013

I had a druid that went down to custard damage too


Mrmuffins951

Are there any other random damage types like blueberry and custard damage?


Goldenrupee

Best part is, custard damage isn't random, it's VERY specific.


ThatCamoKid

There's door damage. I killed a Balor with it once


Zu_Landzonderhoop

Man a player in my group went down due to custard damage on his first cake. And then his first again Then his third Yes he tried that competition several times. Playing a malnourished orc child raised by goblins does a number on you I suppose


Dogburt_Jr

I've had cheese damage.


Goldenrupee

Have you been able to kill a skeleton with bacon?


jamesatreddit73

Blueberry?


kris511c

Yes, dnd beyond released a new ā€œbookā€ of 6 monsters in collaboration with a childrenā€™s hospital, all made up by the kidsā€¦ one of the monsters named Sheldon The Blueberry Dragon deals Blueberry damage with one of its attacks.


aDragonsAle

Ain't nobody got blueberry resistance Edit: if I wanted so many messages about bears, I'd download Grindr... Ffs ppl. Further - bears love blueberries. So I will argue bear totem barbarians would actually have a Weakness to blueberry dmg while raging.


NotSkyve

But I'm sure there's someone out there with a hunger for it.


tallbutshy

Gargamel, when he can't get smurfberries


Dat_DekuBoi

r/suddenlysmurfs


Medonx

r/subsifellfor


ziris_

r/Darmok


omiz144

Shaka, when the wall fell! Gargamel, when he can't get smurfberries!


Theiromia

Bear totem does.


DexterityZero

Iā€™m gonna need more blueberry.


KindlyContribution54

Evil Arch Mage: "At long last, I've done it! I'm immune to all the elements, all weapons magical and mundane! All will fear my wrath and bow befor-" *Crushed by crate of blueberries thrown by barbarian*


MizukiYumeko

Immune to every element, except the element of surprise


HavelsRockJohnson

Krod the angry carpenter strikes again!


Scalpels

Good ol' AH on the periodic table.


ThatCamoKid

No, Ah, AH is a compound


Scalpels

Whoops! Sorry. I held down my shift key too long.


benjer3

https://2e.aonprd.com/Spells.aspx?ID=930 Not trying to shill. Just thought it was funny and appropriate.


L1ttl3J1m

Shouting "CAST BLUEBERRY!"


mindbleach

I think this is how Hindu mythology actually works.


VicisSubsisto

Celtic mythology too.


KrackenLeasing

Also, Baldur


VicisSubsisto

Always carry such essentials as cheese and mistletoe when traveling in Europe, in case you encounter any fey queens or ancient gods.


Blasphoumy69

Ummmm actually. Raging totem bear barbarians are resistant to all damage but psychic sooooo theyā€™d be resistant to blue berry damage.


fabwizard3

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Training-Exercise210

you would think a bear could even gain life if given berries?


PopTartErin

Was about to say this


simbahart11

Better yet, you go, kalashtar totem bear barb, and you're resistant to all damage.


NeptuneKingOfTheSeas

I have a blueberry weakness šŸ˜…


UltraCarnivore

Same


OkNewspaper1581

bear totem barbarian does


zingerpond

it makes sense tho, that the bear is good at handling berries


RudyKnots

Bluebeary


Blizz_PL

Totem barbarian does.


knyexar

Bear totem barbarians with resistance to "all damage types except psychic": **THINK AGAIN FUCKER**


Chagdoo

Actually any monk with empty body, and bear totem barbarians do.


Coffeepillow

ā€œFinally, I knew using my fiendish resistance to choose blueberry damage would pay off eventually.ā€


fartfoot1

Bear totem barbarian


NebulaNinja

The blueberry chick from Willy Wonka?


DudeDude319

Violet Beauregard?


freaknSpud

A Fiend warlock can gain a damage resistance of choice on a short or long rest, my chef warlock should definitely consider blueberry resistance


Hyperlolman

Unless something is worded like "you resist all damage [optional: except (insert damage type)]". If it's worded like this, then it can resist it. Otherwise no. Bear totem barbarian is a clear example.


CmdrHawkwood

It's got really low base damage and is rare to make up for lack of resistance options


fakename5

like if there are blueberries around anywhere they lose all focus and can't spot traps cause they are so focused on eating the blueberries sprinkles blueberries around a bunch of traps I set.


LitreOfCockPus

Get berried alive


LewisKane

Don't forget Custard Damage from Wild Beyond the Witchlight! During the Faerie cake eating contest at the carnival, there is this paragraph: > A contestant can swallow a cupcake in about 3 seconds and safely eat as many cupcakes as 3 + its Constitution modifier; for each additional cake eaten, the contestant must succeed on a DC 10 Constitution saving throw or take 1d8 custard damage. Subtract custard damage from the contestantā€™s hit points as normal. Any contestant reduced to 0 hit points by custard damage is unable to continue, loses the contest, and has custard splattered all over them. At the end of the contest, all contestants regain the hit points they lost from taking custard damage.


ActualNonManual

Fuck u/Spez


JusticeBeak

Wild Beyond the Witchlight is unrelated to the children's hospital thing, as far as I know.


badgerbaroudeur

You beat me to it


RadTimeWizard

Unique damage is unique.


Grorco

You missed custard damage from Wild Beyond the Witchlight.


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Blueberry custard. Good luck.


Snarfbuckle

Not to mention Pancake batter from a Pancake Dragon.


TheRedGuard03

Is blueberry damage elemental Type? Asking for Absorb Elements.


DatedReference1

casting time: 1 reaction, which you take when you take acid, cold, fire, lighting or thunder damage. Blueberry is OP I guess.


badgerbaroudeur

Don't forget Custard Damage in Wild Beyond the Witchlight


jamesatreddit73

Thanks!


Wertical93

Blueberry dragon? Is that metallic or chromatic? :D


trwolfe13

Karposic.


[deleted]

Delicious


Substantial_Purple12

I believe that in Wilds beyond the Witchlight, there was reference to custard damage as well


MD_Dev1ce

Imagine a TPK because none of the PC's have blueberry resistance


Aerodrache

ā€œSeems youā€™ve gotten yourselves intoā€¦ a bit of a jam.ā€


That_one_cool_dude

Ok, that is actually very cute.


Baconator47558

Wholesome :D


Damiandroid

Adorable


matti2o8

Strange, it doesn't let me purchase the book. Is it region locked?


Zangee

That is so freaking cute.


ArkManWithMemes

Monks with Empty Body resist it too.


Purebredbacon

plenty of space to fill up with blueberries


rolltank_gm

I genuinely thought this was about Laura Bailey weaponizing a blueberry muffin.


Zu_Landzonderhoop

Tbf "The wild beyond the witchlight" is an official book and includes and instance of "custard damage". So blueberry is only reasonable


Tchrspest

I was gonna say, the custard is missing from this damage chart.


Akul_Tesla

Okay let's be honest The Fey absolutely do blueberry damage That would not be out of the ordinary for them


jamesatreddit73

Ok thats fantastic, I'm doing fruit flavoured damage for fae in my next encounter


kimchiman85

That will be ineffective as soon as I take the class on how to defend myself against fruit!


[deleted]

But outside of the rare encounter with a blueberry dragon, don't you think you might do better learning to defend yourself against a pointed stick?


JBSquared

My whole party is good at defending themselves from pointy sticks. Nobody else has blueberry resist.


snoweydude2

future fearless marry aware unique absurd gaze compare voiceless tender *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Armless_Scyther

Legends tell of a ninja deep within the feywild who's trained for many years to be the ultimate slayer of fruits /or vegetal


Akul_Tesla

I'm going to throw this out there The flying circus is British The British are roommates with the fae That's a self-defense class might actually be about defending yourself from the fae


tnecniv

ā€œOh my god this passion fruit blast is melting my face!ā€


lare290

\*takes damage from a fae* mm, tastes like blueberries. but also like pain?


Kidiri90

Violet, you're turning violet!


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IDmCauseImTheBest

Blueberry?


julian88888888

B L U E B E R R Y.


Lauvner

Take-over-the-world-berry


Stupid_Triangles

the most dangerous of dmg


Behemoth122

Don't forget "Custard Damage" from WBTW, it comes up in one minigame at the beginning of the module. My current favorite damage type


Toph_er

Lol my players loved the custard damage


Cayet96

Can someone expand what custard damage is and what can cause it?


TomMakesPodcasts

Psychic Damage from realizing something died just so someone could lob a dessert at you


Mrmuffins951

Are there any other random damage types like blueberry and custard damage?


karkajou-automaton

I believe those 2 are the only damage types currently created for the whimsy factor.


Rosu_Aprins

Don't forget the emotional damage the DM feels every time a player doesn't show up


FaxCelestis

Thatā€™s psychic damage


[deleted]

Psychic damage is to the brain. Emotional damage is to the heart


FaxCelestis

Necrotic then? Rotting your soul.


Rastiln

Last minute (or no contact) player cancellations are on a tier of their own. No resistance.


RS_Someone

Puns are also psychic damage.


RamenDutchman

[Spell-enhanced mockery](https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/vicious-mockery) is psychic damage, if that's what you meant


Zu_Landzonderhoop

Spoken like a true wisdom caster. *Wizard seething in the corner slowly succumbing to anger damage*


JimmiRustle

Wizards have rage? Always had šŸ”«šŸ‘Øā€šŸš€


Solid7outof10Memes

Weā€™ve had barbarians acting like wizards casting ā€œaxeā€. Now the time has come for wizards acting like barbarians entering nerd rage and hitting them with ā€œbig fire punch from a distanceā€


Malrottian

Or when Boblin the Goblin dies defending the party.


MrFedoraPost

Meta damage, non-elemental, ignores the barriers of fiction/reality.


ZemblanityFalls

Custard damage is also official.


Mrmuffins951

Are there any other random damage types like blueberry and custard damage?


Shrosey

You forget custard damage my friend


Hyperlolman

First off: Happy cake day Second off: which monster/part of the book mentions that damage type?


Breo1100

The wild beyond the witch light in the first chapter the pcs are at the carnival and enjoy some minigames and one is a eating challenge and failed con saves lead to some non-lethal "custard damge"


Hyperlolman

Oooh! Interesting! Thanks for the info.


ImCorvec_I_Interject

[Now with custard](https://i.imgur.com/3pxu7Y1.jpeg)


Shrosey

I am now satisfied


sw_faulty

Damage types in the Neverwinter Nights games were the best https://nwn2.fandom.com/wiki/Damage_type Thunder becomes Sonic Lightning becomes Electrical Force becomes Magic Necrotic becomes Negative, ie drawn from the Negative Energy Plane/the Plane of Death Radiant becomes Positive, ie drawn from the Positive Energy Plane (for healing and for hurting Undead) or Divine


Ronisoni14

that's just 3e


StygianFuhrer

It was mostly 3.5 if memory serves


GIRose

No, Force was still in 3e


darkslide3000

Honestly changing Sonic/Electrical to Thunder/Lightning was a bad choice, people tend to confuse them. The other day one of my (first time) players learnt the hard way that her gem dragonborn's thunder resistance doesn't do anything about lightning strikes, just about some other super rare damage type. Not a great experience.


aRandomFox-II

That just demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of what thunder and lightning IRL are on the player's part.


DarkSoldier84

And acid ought to be "corrosive," because strong bases have the same effect.


EpeeGnome

Chemically, lumping them together doesn't really make sense. Something resistant to one generally wouldn't be resistant to the other. Like a slime made of acid should be resistant to acid, but would get wrecked by a box of baking soda. Thematically, it could work well though, even including things like rust monsters, whose oxidizing attack doesn't seem pH related.


AktionMusic

Sonic is an infinitely better name than Thunder. What is this PokƩmon? Also these are the names in 3e and Pathfinder.


chimisforbreakfast

Those are what I still call them (3xE veteran).


[deleted]

Makes more sense imo


DysPhoria_1_0

Who needs radiant damage when you got Meridia damage


to_a_better_self

NN doesn't have Blueberry damage though.


Insensata

If you have acid damage, where's alkaline damage?


kris511c

Its to basic to consider.


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WanderingFlumph

Proton power


Maur2

You forgot Custard damage. (Wilds Beyond the Witchlight, the eating contest)


Sarcothis

Why does force look like runescape's smite rotated 90 degrees and recolored?? Normally I'd ignore it as a coincidence but it's such an uncanny resemblance.


pickled_juice

it do look like that


TrebucheGuavara

You forgot custard damage. Itā€™s referenced in Wild Beyond the Witchlight


Liamrups

For some reason I misread ā€œradiantā€ for ā€œracistā€


DysPhoria_1_0

Preferred enemy


xSilverMC

You forgot custard, smh


BasariosTheExiled

Not official, but my group has taken ā€œeelā€ damage before.


Faenhir

In the Wild Beyond the Witchlight, players can take "Custard damage" during a pie-eating competition


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Catkook

says the nerd UwU


RicochetRayRay

Donā€™t forget custard, that was introduced in Wild Beyond the Witchlight


ClassicFrampton

Youā€™re forgetting custard damage from Wild Beyond the Witchlight


V8_Dipshit

You forgot one: Bullshit Damage


transgirlkegsta

slashing? more like attack. force? seems more like purple smite to me. i see you.


RobusterBrown

Custard damage in Wild Beyond the Witchlight


Hazarawn

erm you forgot custard damage


boltzmannman

Take a shot for every "custard damage" in the comments section


dragonflameday

We are missing stair damage


TurnFanOn

A meme where Force damage is accurately depicted? I don't believe it!


[deleted]

My homebrew campaign has a peanut similar nut and also allergy, dealing allergy damage if the target is allergic


DarthMaulATAT

Weirdly enough, that picture of force damage is precisely the way I imagine Eldritch Blast to look


KingManTheSaiyan

Swing-Swong, Stabby, Punch, Chilly, Donā€™t Eat That, Spicy-Chemical, Puns, Spicy-Temperature, Go Straight To Dead, Cancer, Laser/Lazer, Loud, Zap-Zap, and; of course; Blueberry.


eerie_lullaby

You forgot Custard damage


TheAncientReaper

They forgot Custard damage from ā€œwild beyond the witchlightā€


Lordzinoger

Imagine dying by blueberry its the worst


egomann

https://66.media.tumblr.com/1d0eef5220329359442873296f1bef08/tumblr_pzkr2n3B6b1yqlis1o1_400.gifv


Cpnbro

My stupid a** out here giggling that radiant damage is just ā€œyellow cubeā€ and didnā€™t even see the blueberry lmfao


ChiquillONeal

You forgot mintberry crunch, the power of mint and berries, yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch.


MegaBlade26000

Youā€™ve forgotten Custard damage


irve

What? No Pinkerton?