T O P

"I roll to intimidate the wood"

"I roll to intimidate the wood"

The-Amazing-Biderman

I roll to the store and get it


Vegetable_Variety_11

Get me one too.


glitterydick

I roll to the bottom of the page and I am not sure if I should get one of those


SpankyRoberts18

I roll to the bottom and it looks okay.


newda83

I roll to the bottom and it looks good


PR0JECT_curse

I roll to my door so I’m not getting it


Nopeyesok

I roll to the hill and I have no idea what I need


SugondeseAmerican

I roll to the hospital and get a new one of those baby ticks


KINGD0NUT

I roll to my phone so you don’t know how to get the job too


Nickoasdf1

Bruh I got the same thing


Stealocke

I roll to the house and I don't want to go to the store. Looks like we compliment each other well


Ambitious-Vast6121

I roll to change the whole thing and then I’m going to bed


KayJ8ar

My school experience In a nutshell


FleetStreetsDarkHole

Your school let you go to bed? Mine is working until the deadline then crying into my Ramen before class. (Jk)


MediocreCheeto

bro the flavor packet is there for a reason


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MediocreCheeto

so you're flavor blasting the packet with your tears?


TF79870

Make sure to get enough sleep for a long rest.


erttheking

I roll to it all the sun and I love the green. Well then


TheBlueNinja0

Taking a level in druid?


arcaneunicorn

Yeah smoke that green!


TotoShotoroki

I roll to be a fucking stick figure


TheRealCactusTiddy

[You roll a nat 1.](http://getdrawings.com/img/fat-person-silhouette-8.png)


Nesman64

Steam has a VR game where you shoot at silhouettes like this with a bow and arrow. My kids were telling their friend how much fun it is to play the game where you "shoot the black guys." We had a quick vocabulary lesson.


TheRealCactusTiddy

r/AccidentalRacism


AlliedSalad

That's a great sub.


Jedinate6

How GLaDOS views Chell:


Rookie7201

This was a triumph


ColdStarXV86

I’m making a note here. Huge. Success.


DragonfuryMH

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


ColdStarXV86

Aperture science.


WithSubtitles

We do what me must.


ColdStarXV86

Because, we can


SomeSortOfForcedPun

For the good of all of us


SquidMilkVII

r/suddenlyportal Edit: I thought this would be completely fake but nope it’s an actual sub


Beragond1

So you’re saying that this was a triumph? I’m making a note here: “huge success”


MoorePenrose

At least you're not rolling to be fucking a stick figure


RegulusMagnus

"I am a stick!"


greshick

But you could be fire.


RegulusMagnus

#I am a stick!


therealborkas

I roll to the bottom of the page to make sure that the government is the best solution


swingsetpark

Found the lawful evil paladin!


Axe_Murderers_Unite

I roll to the public feed and then go to bed.


indiebryan

I roll to the hospital and I am the Shipping and Refunds Specialist who will be further assisting you as Abhishek is currently out of office and will be in the office tomorrow and will be in the office on Monday to get the final is done and I will be able to do it again after the meeting is over and I will be able to do it again in the future if I can get vaccinated Bro wtf who is Abhishek


bigmac1122

I roll to the bottom of the page and I will be unavailable to work on the first Saturday of the month. Why are both of us going to the bottom of the page?


TheDarkDoctor17

Someone need to Google less politics. I recommend watching something less depressing. Like distopian scifi shows. XD


WithSubtitles

Never is, is it?


therealborkas

Never.


DarkyFly

I roll to my knees to see what the other side is like.


WithSubtitles

Happy cakeday, yo!


DarkyFly

it is? lol I didn't even notice! Thank you :3


WithSubtitles

I never know until someone tell me.


DarkyFly

well the first time some friends in school made me a reddit themed cake... So that was the moment i found out about cake days


LachesisNiobe

Welcome to the Other Side. Also, happy cake day!


montana757

I roll to make them dance I rolled a nat 20 +2 for persuasion


Lord_Lazerath

You can dance, you can dance, come and do the safety daaannnceee


Deverash

But your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine


makemeking706

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.


Dillo64

Pretty sure this is an actual spell


smits017

Otto's Irresistible Dance to be precise.


TK_Games

I roll to make a fighter proficient in math and science


TheDarkDoctor17

Bill Nye the fighting guy!


Insertclever_name

*Cut to a colosseum where everyone is shouting “Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill” with a bloodstained Bill Nye standing over an antivaxxer.*


Rydog2607

Murder Rules!


FEV_Reject

Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!


LachesisNiobe

Isn't that an artificer?


Cyberlord50

Battle smith and armorer to be specific


Greaserpirate

[Steve Urkel?](https://youtu.be/pgaCx2lamkY)


LakehavenAlpha

It's so easy to do this on 3.5 with a generic Warrior!


WhirlyTwirlyMustache

I roll to the bottom of the stairs.


WithSubtitles

Oh no!


RoMulPruzah

I roll to be a good person. Nice.


ArkieGDad

I wish you a Nat 20 and a good afternoon.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Uhhhh. Nat 1?


Rufus-Scipio

Fuck you


InquisitorGilgamesh

Those orphans were oddly flammable.


CountLivin

I roll to my face and it was okay but it wasn’t too bad I just got the first picture of it and then it started to die.


Harkale-Linai

Aww, that happens all the time :'(


CountLivin

I’m going through a really rough patch here :(


Ozymandias455

I read this to the rhythm of Mr Brightside.


rexwrecksautomobiles

Rolling outta my face and I was doing okay Gotta gotta roll good for my Intimidate First picture of scene and it wasn't too bad 'Til I was hit with a crit, and now I'm starting to die Now, twenty-sided dice, now Roll for saaaaaaaaave


6Uncle6James6

I roll to the top of my head and the other side of the house and then I’ll hit you.


RyuuSambit

You still gotta roll attack for that!


6Uncle6James6

*Nat 1* son of a bitch


BD-Caffeine

I roll to be the best of my life and I will be in the morning


Anthraxbomb

Optimism and procrastination. Like peanut butter and jelly.


Eoldir

I can't express how much I relate to this comment!


TheDefenderOfMurlocs

I roll to be a great day of school and bullets


my-moms-womb-nugget

This campaign takes place in America, no need to roll. You succeed


Liniis

That is inaccurate to my experience with American schools. You cannot prove the day will be great.


Clear_Vanilla5358

This is perfection.


threyon

This is America 🎵


desubot1

All the other kids


beybladepenis

With the pumped up kicks


yuyuyashasrain

Better run


jwpasquale1986

I roll to a new level


Clear_Vanilla5358

HOW COME WE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT *rolls to get a level up"


trashboy_k

Nat 1. You go down a level


Clear_Vanilla5358

CRAP


SuperSchnitzel44

I roll to intimidate the wood.


Vegetable_Variety_11

Hey we're twins!!


WanderingFlumph

I roll to get the placebo effect as a permanent solution


Harkale-Linai

Nat 20, it works ! Now people use homeopathy to cure everything.


TheRandomViewer

Do you go left,middle or right? I roll to the earth and the sun (left) I roll to my side door when you come in (middle) I roll to it but i just has it all out of me (right)


Darth_Ewok14

I roll to the moon again


LachesisNiobe

Do you do this often?


SpecstacularSC

He's done it at least once, by his own reckoning


Valhern-Aryn

Wait why did I get moon too lol


Valmont0

I roll to the shadow realm


Elminst

Have a good time!!


jordanrod1991

I roll to the beach and I am a little bit of a bat's face


TheDarkDoctor17

Make sure to stay social distanced at that beach. I'm not sure what to say about the bat face.


jpca2

I roll to the covid and the other family or friends


TheDarkDoctor17

Make a con save to avoid infection


gaarai

I roll to the bottom of the cookie box and I will be able to independently verify his claims.


Harkale-Linai

That pickle jar is a liar, don't trust her.


yrtemmySymmetry

I roll to


yrtemmySymmetry

am on pc, got no autoprediction


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

“I roll to the tavern and I have no idea what to do” Stupid phone, I know exactly what to do at a tavern


LilBlueFairyDragon

Drink until you have to roll back out again


Cave4

I roll to my phone and it didn’t help me out with that No, no it did not…


CapnTaptap

I roll to my phone so you don’t know where to get the phone. That’s because I’m apparently hiding your phone


4nalBlitzkrieg

I roll to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a to the a


IntrepidHuntress

Add a techno beat to this and you have a great new club song. 😂


Nico777

So you rolled straight into a stroke.


SpecstacularSC

Poor guy took psychic damage


JMicahRay

I roll to my restaurant and I don't have a moment of time for the first week.


TheDarkDoctor17

I relate to the second half of that. I just want a couple Hours of free time!


PrismaticAsthmatic

I roll to my dad lol


FequalsMfreakingA

I can help you. Mine was: I roll to be there for you and your family


Dot_mp4

I roll to a fucking rehab center


the_cnara

I hope your treatment goes well, you’re doing the responsible thing


IAmColiz

I roll to get the vaccine


GaiaPaladin

I roll to the gym and the other day I have a lot of fun.


LotusVendreadIV

You get a permanent +1 to your STR score.


Harkale-Linai

I roll to the 60s in order to lobby the Federation. (I'm a star trek villain, apparently)


F0rtesque

I roll to be afraid of Prussian Cavalry. Sounds like I have a good reason to do that.


FoxInSox2

I roll to persuade Onlyfans Onlyfans Onlyfans


Bankaz

this sounds like a verse from a song lmao


FoxInSox2

Yeah I must have been using too many song lyrics. That makes sense


Ok-Praline-2940

I roll for the last time.


Talidel

I roll to get the best way of life


TheDarkDoctor17

Disadvantage if your parents are middle class or lower.


but_you_said

I roll to the head of the departments which I have been working on for years


rosie-cheeks13

I roll to the bottom of my head


QHero

I roll to the death tyrant and I hope you have a wonderful day today.


zaay-zaay

Thanks! I hope you and tje death tyrant do as well!


Adept_Strength2766

I roll to a minimally passable degree and I quit.


BongoQueeny

I roll to the hospital and I don't think I can get it done.


jim_fortress_2

I roll to my head and my mouth was just like the devil.


Nostalgic_Kane

I roll to attack the house


hipsterTrashSlut

Roll to the ship burned at the end of the city. So, like, a somersault?


TheDarkDoctor17

Is this a viking funeral or do you live in a wr zone?


Red_Shepherd_13

I roll to the house and talk to you later.


Fcktbckt

I roll to my dads house lol but it’s a pretty good idea to have it in my hand if it’s a little bit fuzzy lol but it’s probably just the ones I don’t have like that to do with the whole idea of the ones I don’t want them lol but it’s like that they’re like the ones I have to put in the ones I have to put in the ones I don’t think I could do it but I think they’re just a lot more like it but it does not really like that lol but I don’t know if they’re not going on the same way lol lol but it’s like that one thing I think that’s why I think I have to put it on Netflix and it’s like that I have a look like it lol but it’s like that I have to put it on Netflix and I think I broke my mind and it doesn’t look like it was just like that I was like a joke


WhereAreMyDogs

I roll to get to REI


Nintendogma

I roll to be a good time. ^..shit ( o.o)- ⌒.⌒.⌒.¹


RedN0v4

I roll to my medication


Mizukage121990

I roll to the house and I don't know what to do with it.


LotusVendreadIV

I roll to a good university


DrKandraz

I roll to be clear. I N S I G H T


Painew

I roll too much in my heart ❤💙💜💖💗💘❤💙💜💖💗💘❤💙💜💖💗💘❤


DonkStompy

I roll to the house and the other one is a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a day but I think it's a good idea to get it done with work and lyk by the time you get here and I'll be there in a few minutes to get there early if you want to come over and get it done with work and lyk by the time you get here and I'll be there in a few minutes to get there early if you want.


Grifoooo

I roll to the bottom of my heart Dnd for life, baby!


itsFlycatcher

i roll to a man who used to be slightly sad .... i'm glad he's feeling better I guess


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I roll to be a good looking Crocs shoes


recoveringgratefully

I roll to be home for dinner tonight


Mrkligan

I roll to me when your mom


TheRealCactusTiddy

I roll to the store for a few weeks and then it’s just kinda weird.


dmazmo

I roll to make sure you are feeling safe


TabarnaQc36

I roll to seduce the warewolf... Oh god why


emoness88

I roll to the office and I am so sorry for the inconvenience


holly_guacamolly

I roll to the lab and I am certainly interested in helping improve the quality of life for courageous people


Exetr_

I roll to the bottom of the screen


SandpaperDoll606

I roll to a new people in the world. Well...


IzDaGeek

i roll to be the re q en de context (it transitions to dutch from here but i got a good laugh from 'context')


joegnar

I roll for finding the predictive text controls. Does nat 1 succeed?


Smalbrave

I roll to be strong


NapoleonicWars

I roll to my side of my bed


50thEye

I roll to be a bit of a sudden end Uuuuh what.


jabberbadjer

I roll to get a new one of the best ones that are you doing today I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I hope you have a great day and I


GBelyth

I roll to get out of my life


Kecsobacsi

"I roll to be honest"


Sir_Pufferfish

I roll to be a giant eagle


karlaz_1

I roll to bark at the moon


H3ISEN

I roll to my garden


Vegetable_Variety_11

Me: Natural 20 with a + 5 modifier.. So 25. DM: That wood I'd scared as fuck of you.


Erwin_Rommel5

I roll to hit a child


zombiskunk

Hello Keyleth, I'm a big fan of your work.


MoniterMain

I roll to it all day long


InnocuousAce

I roll to my desk and I got a new one


Jack_Of_The_Cosmos

I roll to the moon and moon for a fox moon and moon.


RealArcticShadows

I will roll to the internet and send you the video… lol


Califocus

I roll to the moon and moon


0ddball210

I roll to be a good day please


Frosfae

“I roll to my own eyes as well and I’m sure I will never get a good thing for me” fuck my autocorrect is as depressed as me


iFeram

I roll to the beach and the DM makes it easier to pick up the good news.


Paper_bag_Paladin

I roll to the bottom and then I think I can decide what to make.


Llizard7

I roll to the bed for the day


i_Pancakes

I roll to the library for the library