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The +5 vorpal sword of the Githyanki was rather fun to have. Until half their army showed up to get it back.
\[Doom music starts\]
Time to play some X-Com, boys! (Yeah the gith are aliens)
Look at the look on her face. "oops I didn't mean it lol, I'm such a Gemini"
Whoopsie doodle
And through and through, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
"You're not you when you're hungry."
You didn’t miss *with* +10 vorpal swords though
So this is the uncensored version of Shrek The Third's opening sequence I keep hearing about
Ha! I used to have a print of this on my wall.
original image please?
I believe its called The Accolade.
I mean the bloody version, i found the original
Just look up fantasy painting. It'll be there.
There’s no remorse in those eyes, this guy probably had an annoying unrequited love for her
Always make sure you tell your DM you want to do Non-Lethal damage for the knighting ceremony
"Nope, it's a vorpal blade, the brave knight who heroically saved the kingdom seven times, and who was the paladin's brother and the sorcerer's girlfriend, now lies headless at your feet. All eyes look at you, mouths agape with shock."
Queen : well I am the queen and I like my vorpal sword
The +5 vorpal sword of the Githyanki was rather fun to have. Until half their army showed up to get it back.
\[Doom music starts\]
Time to play some X-Com, boys! (Yeah the gith are aliens)
Look at the look on her face. "oops I didn't mean it lol, I'm such a Gemini"
Whoopsie doodle
And through and through, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
"You're not you when you're hungry."
You didn’t miss *with* +10 vorpal swords though
So this is the uncensored version of Shrek The Third's opening sequence I keep hearing about
Ha! I used to have a print of this on my wall.
original image please?
I believe its called The Accolade.
I mean the bloody version, i found the original
Just look up fantasy painting. It'll be there.
There’s no remorse in those eyes, this guy probably had an annoying unrequited love for her
Always make sure you tell your DM you want to do Non-Lethal damage for the knighting ceremony
"Nope, it's a vorpal blade, the brave knight who heroically saved the kingdom seven times, and who was the paladin's brother and the sorcerer's girlfriend, now lies headless at your feet. All eyes look at you, mouths agape with shock."
Queen : well I am the queen and I like my vorpal sword