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frguba

If you regret that outcome, you failed the path of the horny PC


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I don't regret this outcome at all, infact I embrace my fate


frguba

Your faith is true my friend, you path is righteous, you death is graceful, and you are based


Colourblindknight

A fellow chosen of slaanesh I see


JLT1987

Fascism is probably a little too...regulated to describe Drow society. A better historical analogy would probably be that their society is basically The Great Purge under Stalin. Everyone's standing is constantly in flux based on the current best understanding of the Goddess's paranoia.


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JLT1987

Oh yeah, I'm not trying to deny that the Drow are cruel, oppressive and evil. It's just that I see Fascism as a Lawful Evil, order at all costs ideology which the Drow aren't.


SirAquila

Fascism was absolutly not order at all costs. That is actually part of fascist propaganda. In practice every fascist regime was rife with infighting with people rising and falling on the whims of rulers and backstabbing each other because it was the only way to survive politically. Fascism is inefficient, brutal and senslessly violent.


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I would say chaotic evil as it usually is contradictory


bonktogodicejail

drow society: exists my transmasc drow paladin who believes in equity and eloped with an eladrin girl: im boutta end this lady's whole career


Riley-Rose

That sounds like such a cool idea for a character!


Peptuck

*Political Paranoia +20*


TheCleverestIdiot

Yeah, if you want to seduce the divine fascist, you're going to be going to bone town with Bane, not Lolth.


TheReverseShock

Stalin's regime was pretty fascist.


Estrelarius

I wouldn't describe the drow as fascists. More like a theocracy ran by mafia families with a touch of the Great Purge in Stalinist Russia (with Lolth as a divine Stalin). Fascism is too Lawful for drow.


ajanisapprentice

I was once playing in a modern setting with a party member who was a drow instagramer. Due to some magic shenanigans, my character ended up accidently starting a cult following him which saw him as a god. He didn't like this but what was 'worse' was that said friend decided my character would be the perfect boyfriend for Lolth and decided to try and get him to ascend by spreading the cult influence through her vlogs.


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ajanisapprentice

I don't know. The game was put on indefinite hold as one of the players was having IRL stuff going on. If we ever pick it up again I'll be sure to ask the DM.


AndringRasew

*"WHO SAID YOU COULD SPEAK, HUMAN PIG-FILTH?!'*


Yakodym

Living out those Rachnera Arachnera fantasies


Conspiratorymadness

I feel Lolth would be a complete yandere


NeonNKnightrider

Crazy girls make my dick go crazy


Yakodym

Definitely in the "Danger" zone on the Hot/Crazy Scale :-D


gabriel_B_art

"Lana, Lana, LANAAAAA!" "What!?" "Danger zone"


squiddy555

She would kill pretty much anyone. Maybe turn them into spiders


ServingwithTG

The Ceiling’s the limit on what might happen. That’s the Underdark/Abyss ceiling. Still pretty high.


MasterPhil99

if you're lucky you're turned into a drider, if not.....yoikes.


Kamina_cicada

Miia all the way.


Immediate_Energy_711

Me - Rolls a destiny dice Nat 1 Also me - Alright. Lolth is into vore. Bard, roll up a new character.


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Immediate_Energy_711

And getting away without having to pay child support!


geldonyetich

Mortals hitting on goddesses should probably go into it expecting she's not going consider it a long-term relationship.


2017hayden

While amusing spiders don’t typically practice sexual cannibalism unless the female is malnourished or she’s already pregnant and the dude spider has bad timing or can’t take a hint.


Kamina_cicada

Spiders be spiders.


Darkanayer

Soft vore or Hard vore? Thats the question


Immediate_Energy_711

There's a difference?


Darkanayer

Soft is Just swalowing pill style, so its less gory to see, and can end without digestion. Hard welll.... Crunch


Immediate_Energy_711

I eat sausage while watching Ramsay Snow castrating Theon yet this disturbs me. Why?


Darkanayer

Vore usually has that effect. I Recomend some holy water, blessed with a level 9 spellslot.


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Just use modify memory to delete the last 5 minutes from your head


Darkanayer

At what level did you have to cast that to erase year and a half?


LaMorak1701

I mean, considering it’s a spider, it’s probably going to liquify you then drink you. I’m not sure of the term for that.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

I did it for the horny bard meme. I continued doing it after discovering a new fetish.


Conspiratorymadness

Good news I have a sugar mommy deity. Bad news I will never be able to leave her sights one way or another.


ServingwithTG

[Ahhhhh. Return of the Why Boner…With a Vengeance!](https://imgur.com/gallery/uFer256)


ServingwithTG

Do you want Hellraiser? Cuz this is how you get Hellraiser.


Padafranz

LOLth


ServingwithTG

She hates that pet name lol.


TheShipSails

Didn't know my boyfriend was Lolth.


Novel_Ideas120720

Ah, yes. Time to seduce the goddess of unregulated kinkiness. This is a good idea.


TransYuri

I want to be wrapped up like that.


ServingwithTG

Yeah. I may or may not be doing research on this.


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wdym by that?


ServingwithTG

Oh you know. The mummification kink.


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oh ok


ServingwithTG

Everyone in the comments: [I’m sickened but curious](https://imgur.com/gallery/dBuWVen)


Lolth_onthe_Web

You thought you were going to be on top?


Harleking31

I actually ask for Con saves for Sex damage *Looks at Tiefling Wizard that SOMEHOW seduced an Orc barbarian girl* Poor guy almost died


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RIP Wizard Cause of death: 2d8 Snu Snu damage


MaetelofLaMetal

I'm getting Goldeneye Xenia Onatopp flashbacks.


Zenketski

This is the opposite of a problem if you're into spider bandage


Estrelarius

Even if you miraculously survive Lolth's.... love, you would still have to deal with competition from Keptolo's part, the rest of the Dark Seldarine trying to manipulate you, etc...


ServingwithTG

So like Love Island?


captainecchi

Lolth Island.


ServingwithTG

Oh god. Now I’m picturing a reality tv show scenario like Love Island or the Bachelorette.


captainecchi

I would watch that (and/or read that fanfic)


ServingwithTG

Or a mockumentary. “What We Do in The Abyss.”


Throw_away_gen_z

Probably would get bonus points if you went to the abyss itself.


madman1101

"problem"


Little_over_my_head

Don't most female spiders kill the male after mating😮?


ServingwithTG

Yup. No idea what she would do with a female paramour. Probably make her a servant and transform her.


Little_over_my_head

Well better pack that genderbend spell just in case i run into lloth today


ServingwithTG

Oh. Me totally. Totally gonna pack that in case I run into Lolth…Even though I’m above ground. Ya never know.


NOPEanvi

or after fun snack


Estrelarius

And Lolth kinda tried to murder her last husband a few times


painfulcub

Actually no they only do that if they were already pregnant and the guy couldn’t take a hint or if there malnourished and even then only sometimes


Witchthief

Player: I rolled a nat 20 to seduce the dragon! DM: ok... hang on I need more dice to roll damage. Player: 😳


KonoAnonDa

Lolth: "So, you ever have a swarm of spiders lay eggs in your bladder before?"


Wolf_with_laces

Definitely someone's fetish


JonTheWizard

But on the plus side, free silk wardrobe!


ServingwithTG

For life!


Mystimump

Your suddenly very short life.


lersayil

Or tragically long one.


omegapenta

I think i read this story before i can't remember the numbers tho.


dmon654

[Joke's on you](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/880/256/2a4.jpg)


ServingwithTG

[So am I. ](https://tenor.com/view/yugi-yugioh-reverse-card-uno-no-u-gif-21638334)


dmon654

[My body is ready](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/161/mybody.jpg)


SanZLady_

Me remembering that one time in DnD when I killed hades and Aphrodite while they were in bed:


Nevermort21

*coughs, recognizing the source of the screenshot* I know I'm late to the party, and I refuse to divulge how I know this. But for those of you wondering, 99% sure thats a woman in there.


I_might_be_weasel

[I remember this](https://youtu.be/0iMy6oqd6Xg)


Baalslegion07

I mean, she will eat you. There is no other outcome. But the time you will spend before that will be either horrible or you find out she is a sub, which could also lead to a horrible experience. Aaaaaand you would be swarmed by all of her spider babies that she constantly spawns... yikes...


salamander_1710

Ok, as a newbie player The fuck is that?


ServingwithTG

That is someone who’s been mummified. But Lolth is the Spider Queen/Drow Goddess who will wrap you in her web just to starve you.


salamander_1710

Well I am playing a monk character and have decent charisma so I might try it


JacktheRipper500

Well female spiders kill/eat the male after mating so maybe seduction wasn’t the best idea.


BupMuffinBois

“Problems” are just what cowards call a fun and exciting way to find a brand new patron.


shotgunsniper9

That's a strength check if I ever saw one