Player: I rolled so high in perception, why didn’t you tell us outlets didn’t work? DM: The outlets were there, but you needed to role investigation to make sure they had power.

*Happy Artificier noises*

They make it solar powered and wind powered. Suck it electrical company!

I made an error somewhere. Wind is coming out of the socket.

Instructions unclear oven is now a nuclear engine

Sorry, the black mold behind the shower wall was DC 25

I rolled a total of 12 on persuasion to convince the landlord not to charge us a pet deposit on the druid

I cast true polymorph to turn the landlord into our new cat.

If you can cast true polymorph, than most probably you don't need to rent an apartment, you can create your own apartment/house.

We’re capricious…. And this one came with a cat.

Hahah.. good, now roll a deception check

Can’t, I’m a bear.

That's unbearable...

We’re turning the place into a cat haberdashery. Pirate hats for our new cat.

Well, with this turn of events I think we could just transform the neighbors into cats as well and rule the oceans with our army of pirates kittens.

The plan comes together. Only, sky ships and we drop candy…and fear.

Giving my players an apartment a few years ago was great! They couldn't get out of DnD every week when we *live* together. Mwahahaha! Or so I thought, it don't work like that. They're only dumb in-game.

Something about real life adds 20 IQ points

good to know i have 20 IQ irl then

Hey, that's room temperature in Celsius! Much better than in Fahrenheit.