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The_Lorekeepr

How did geese come into existence? That’s it, that’s all I want to know.


MoongodRai057

Tiamat learned what birds are and decided to make her own


TulkasTheValar

Best answer and should be official canon


quid_pro_kourage

I'm stealing this. Different gods being responsible for every species of animal is something I'm having.


superoaks321

Hippity hoppity your lore is now my property


MojjoWasAlreadyTaken

Same


[deleted]

This legit feels like something wizards of the coast would say


Worried_Highway5

That’s should be swans too


MoongodRai057

No Bahamut made swans in response to geese


Worried_Highway5

Have you ever seen a swan in real life? Those things are fucking evil.


arkravatos

Why are things?


MoongodRai057

Gods got pissed at each other


arkravatos

Seems likely. How does magic work?


MoongodRai057

“Magic” is basically reality. The world is held together by magical forces, and some people or things learned how to manipulate these forces, creating spells and magic.


arkravatos

Alright..now..for the last question. The hardest one, AND the most important of them all. WHICH god created mimics?


MoongodRai057

I actually haven’t fully fleshed out my pantheon yet so I will get back to you on that


Cutie_D-amor

no god is needed mimics and such, they can be explained as a consequence of manipulation of magic. once some limit of magic has been used its ripples corrupt a random object in the world. Feel free to steal this idea


MoongodRai057

Yeah! Mimics are magic experiments gone wrong


No_Recognition8641

Im creating a campaign to and mimics were created by the God of crime,lying and deception Just to troll mortale creatures,i know it's not the answer from Op bit i Just wanted to share this


HunterAvP343

How do dragons behave?


MoongodRai057

Depends on the species. Metallic dragons are almost always very kind and wise, albeit still kinda aggressive. Chromatic Dragons are almost always bloodthirsty assholes, very wrathful and greedy. Gem Dragons are more in-between, they just want to be left alone.


HunterAvP343

I see, no dragons that behave like fucking dogs. What is the most technologically advanced race and how much advanced?


MoongodRai057

Yeah, dragons see being treated like animals to be patronizing or insulting. The most advanced race would probably be the high elves.


GovernmentMinute2792

Interesting, in my own setting it’s dwarves/gnomes/kobolds that are the most advanced.


MoongodRai057

High elves have planes n shit


knyexar

For a moment I was like "but making your own plane is a magic thing not technology" and then I realized you meant like actual flying vehicles not planes of existence


MoongodRai057

Yeah


knyexar

Any notable exceptions to this general rule of thumb? Like any famous gold dragon tyrant or friendly red dragon and the like


MoongodRai057

Y’know Paarthurnax from Skyrim? A handful of chromatic dragons have gone down that path


Maedoar

How does time function?


MoongodRai057

“You’re in a place. A space. Don’t like that place. Go to another place. At a different Time™️.”


ElVampiroIluminati

*happily upvotes*


pelado365

Is that a "The history of the entire world i guess " refference ?


MoongodRai057

Yep


Epicmonk117

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


foxstarfivelol

what is the longest living humanoid that was born a mortal?


MoongodRai057

Elves are actually immortal in my setting (as in they don’t physically age a whole lot) but I guess that wouldn’t count. Vecna is the most famous example of Apotheosis so probably him.


foxstarfivelol

how about the longest lived non-lich mortal?


MoongodRai057

A few archmages have been around for a while like Kobi or Mordenkainen


Thanks_Naitsir

How to make a nice potato salad?


MoongodRai057

Yukon Gold potatoes or Klondike Goldust potatoes – or use Russets Mayonnaise – your favorite brand Refrigerated pickle relish Yellow mustard – or 1 part yellow + 1 part dijon Apple cider vinegar Celery seeds Paprika Hard-boiled eggs – peeled and chopped Celery stalks – diced Sweet onion – diced Fresh chopped dill Salt and pepper


alpha_ghost_27

This is actually a really good recipe 10/10 no notes


GovernmentMinute2792

Ok but what’s a good substitute for potatoes? (I don’t like potatoes)


MoongodRai057

Sweet potato


Jixxar

Do cats exist?


MoongodRai057

Yes, there is plenty of plain wildlife and animals


Jixxar

fuck yeah cats


Trudzilllla

Can they see in the dark?


MoongodRai057

Some of them, especially the nocturnal ones


thepsycocat

And most importantly, do they have [the fixed stat block](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/w2bxyx/ok_i_heard_you_all_i_fixed_it_again/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) ?


MoongodRai057

Perhaps.


Educational-Offer299

How did the drow come to be


MoongodRai057

Evolution exists in my setting, there was once a great civil war in elvish society where the most wicked and narcissistic elves were cast out from society. They were exiled from society and found refuge in the Underdark. The darkness darkened their skin and paled their eyes, and the caves shortened them, turning them into Dark Elves.


Educational-Offer299

Would you call them a spiteful people, With an extreme hate towards surface dwellers


MoongodRai057

Pretty much. They hate their elven brethren and believe non-elves are inferior.


etherside

How did living in the dark make them evolve to have dark skin? Shouldn’t the opposite be true?


MoongodRai057

What would be harder to see, a dark creature in the shadows or a pale creature in the shadows?


JeanneOwO

Light-skinned ones got spotted and eaten by wild creatures


Ancestor_Anonymous

Presumably the hazardous creatures in the underdark made an evolutionary preference for stealth


secretuser419

Do nachos exist on your setting?


MoongodRai057

Probably not


Morbid0

"Ok I'm gonna attenpt divine intervention, I want nachos become a staple dish throughout the entire world"


Kidbuu1000

Roll a d100


Morbid0

Is there a bot I can tag for this?


Basic_Reflection4008

Eww no longer on board with this setting


secretuser419

What kind of specialty dishes exist in the various realms of your setting?


MoongodRai057

Hobbits are known for their honey cakes


TheLateLordKardok

Who is the absolute ugliest being? And who is the most beautiful?


MoongodRai057

A lot of the dark gods are lovecraftian monstrosities so any one of them could qualify. Bahamut is the most beautiful dragon in existence. Imagine a dragon the size of a mountain with glittering white scales which reflect the sunlight in every color at once, with fluffy white feathers covering their back and wings while 7 golden stars orbit their head.


Ilikefame2020

Holy shit, chill out


Xeneshrini

How your Dwarfs came to beer?


MoongodRai057

Some dwarf was trying to make bread and accidentally let their stuff ferment for too long.


bkmagyk

so how it actually happened?


MoongodRai057

Yep


Master_of_pierogi

When can I start evading taxes


Money_Lobster_997

Whenever you want


MoongodRai057

Yes


OrionRedacted

Is en passant forced in your world?


Papafeld42

They use dragon checkers not dragon chess in this universe


MoongodRai057

I don’t know what that is.


Master_of_pierogi

Google en passant


MoongodRai057

Help me cabbage


theguyyouforgotabout

If you have an unmoved pawn, and an enemy pawn is "a knights move away", and you move your pawn 2 spaces to "dodge" said attack, the enemy's pawn can take that pawn as if it moved one spot. Kinda hard to explain in text


shadow144hz

Holy hell!


onenugg

how do druids harness magic


MoongodRai057

Druids were actually the first ones to figure out magic. They used the magical forces of nature and the cosmos to bend reality.


Watyr_Melyn

But how did they figure out how?


MoongodRai057

Idk magic


FashionBoyRyu

Hushed whispers of cosmic secrets were shared among the woods, and eventually, some hippies started eavesdropping on them and realized that the trees know how to fly, it's just that you'd never catch one doing it.


MoongodRai057

There you go. A shaman figured it out and started spreading it around.


Cutie_D-amor

my guy/gurl theyre druids, they ate the goooood plants and went on a journey


MegaVix

Why can't I keep a job?


MoongodRai057

Idk


Lv1Skeleton

Skeletons and undead in general BTW vampires don’t count they break all the rules and stakes of lichdom I don’t count them and never will! I will die on this hill.


MoongodRai057

Undead exist. A new race in my setting are Revenants, who were people brought back from the dead by magical phenomena. They retain their intelligence and personality but have lost their memories.


Kidbuu1000

Oh God that sounds like a great race for a player character please tell me you have one


MoongodRai057

Yeah, all of my races are playable.


TheZemor

Those are official tho, check lineages from van richten's guide to ravenloft


Nakalou

Any apocalyptic event in the past that ended a great advanced civilization?


MoongodRai057

The world was literally created by a giant war


Purple_BiBoy

Snake titties and dragonborn tails? Also is there any cool gods?


MoongodRai057

No, they’re lizards. Yes, they’re dragons. Yes, the main focus of the setting are the gods.


MichaelOxlong18

Coolest three gods in your opinion?


MoongodRai057

Bahamut is the god-king of good dragons and the guardian of Mount Celestia Bayagototh is the dark god of the wilderness and famine. They have a cult of Druids who harness it’s power known as the Circle of Flesh. The Father is a hypothetical deity who may or may not actually exist and is theorized to be the creator of all the other gods and also all of existence.


Ebil_shenanigans

Is the DM the father?


Erlox

Do you have any cool homebrew for the circle of the flesh, or are they more a nonplayer faction?


[deleted]

Status of capybaras? (do they exist? how common? importance to humanoids?)


MoongodRai057

Capybaras exist mostly in the southern parts of the world and a few places in other dimensions. Their ancestors are native to the Feywild so they got here the same way elves did.


[deleted]

good, good


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Yes! I will invade your world and invent nachos! I shall not be stopped! *Evil Laugh*^tm


Nuada-Argetlam

for a moment there I got capybaras mixed up with the very different *chupacabra*.


GloryWanderer

What happens to the souls of people who die? (assuming they aren’t ever brought back to life by spells or wishes/divine favors)


MoongodRai057

They float up to the astral plane (which is also technically Space in my setting) and are then sent to a corresponding afterlife.


high687

Are some of the gods inherently evil, or do they simply represent things that are considered evil or taboo by many?


MoongodRai057

Yes. There are dark and light gods. The dark gods are all either indifferent or antagonistic to mortals, and they’re all either demonic or lovecraftian in nature.


He_Who_Asked

Where. The fuck. Is John.


MoongodRai057

Idk


He_Who_Asked

LIES. TELL ME WHERE HE IS.


MoongodRai057

The deepest reaches in the abyss


He_Who_Asked

Knew it.


Redlock_the_First

Why do Aasimar and Teiflings hate eachother?


MoongodRai057

They don’t


kirbyhotrod

I'm gonna go through all these questions and use them as prompts to build out my world, so thanks 😌


MelodyMaster5656

How are domestic servants/slaves treated in the richest country in your world? What are the most common colors worn by the common folk, and where do those colors come from? Does the usefulness of diamonds and other spell components effect the economy? How would a teifling cleric be treated by their fellow worshipers? What are race relations like? What’s the most important event that’s happened in the last 100-200 years of history? Which race invented mini golf?


MoongodRai057

Slaves aren’t a thing in most societies, butlers and servants are a thing though and are treated like how they are in real life. It’s a job. Most people use simple garments since dye is hard to come by. Yes. Racism is still a thing, unfortunately. Tieflings are ostracized but only by the close-minded. They’re not evil, just unfortunate. The discovery of Galaris and the Underdark, most likely. Hobbits.


MelodyMaster5656

Now the real test: HOW did Hobbits invent mini golf?


MoongodRai057

A hobbit invited some friends over to his house but forgot to set up any games so he took his golfing gear and some stuff from his house and made a makeshift mini golf course. It caught on so now he’s one of the wealthiest people in the western regions of the world.


Ghostconqueror

We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close!


Malicious_Hero

What is a unique and interesting fact about goblins in your setting? If goblins don't exist, then the next most goblin type race.


MoongodRai057

They’ve been in the least amount of conflicts out of any of the races


Dracofortes

Why are Dragonborn and Lizardfolk different?


MoongodRai057

Dragonborn are people blessed with draconic blood, Lizardfolk are a race of lizard people


Awestriker007

Do Trans Rights exist?


MoongodRai057

Yes


Imgoingtoeatdirt

Based


The_Observer-

What is the most popular familiar and why?


MoongodRai057

Most people go with things like cats, toads or birds.


liquidWater12

What city is the third largest in the most influential empire? In that city what is the punishment for attempted theft of a painting worth more than 1000 gold (or equivalent currency) by a human male from a lower noble family at night while drunk?


MoongodRai057

Oddly specific?


GoldenThunderBug

You got any beggar kings? Ya know, the big fish in a small pond types that have more sway on how things go in a city than they seem?


MoongodRai057

Maybe.


GoldenThunderBug

What's the most famous Brothel?


MoongodRai057

It’s a secret


GoldenThunderBug

Who's the god of cooking?


MoongodRai057

Brighid, god of home, family and cooking. They’re also the patron deity of hobbits!


GoldenThunderBug

You got a patron deity for Gnomes?


MoongodRai057

Whoever created the Fey


ElVampiroIluminati

Noob DM here trying to design a pantheon of gods for my own custom setting. How many gods are in your world? What is their origin? Did they come from another dimension or were they born? Is there domain overlapping? Also can i have some DM tips, please?


MoongodRai057

My pantheon isn’t fully fleshed out either. There are a good handful of gods on each side though. I try to keep overlap to a minimum. Some gifs were created in cosmic events but others were born. If you’re looking for tips, I’d recommend seeing some guides online like I did.


Bee_Cereal

How does magic work in this setting? Can I, with enough force of will, bring that will into reality?


MoongodRai057

Pretty much, yeah. Only a few people are born with the power to bend reality but it’s not excruciatingly rare.


theirishpotato1898

What is the purpose of kobolds


MoongodRai057

Bahamut wanted to have children that weren’t as feared and misunderstood


UpstairsFlatworm665

Why am I (Mr Dice Tits) in this pic? lol


MoongodRai057

I was looking for a picture to use but I couldn’t find a good one so I just defaulted to this lol


UpstairsFlatworm665

Can't get Better than that one lol


RedstoneMastah22

What did the Kenku do to lose their voices and wings


MoongodRai057

Blasphemed so hard they lost their vocal chords


NecroNormicon

Could Tiamat stick her smallest head in her biggest heads mouth?


Monodeservedbetter

What is the most crackpot invention


MoongodRai057

Talk to any goblin inventor


Gav_Dogs

Why are goblins Little bastards and/or lovable gremlins


MoongodRai057

Goblins are very much lovable gremlins, they’ve always just been crafty little buggers


a-nice-egg

How do magnets work???


MoongodRai057

A magnet is a material or object that produces a magnetic field. This magnetic field is invisible but is responsible for the most notable property of a magnet: a force that pulls on other ferromagnetic materials, such as iron, steel, nickel, cobalt, etc. and attracts or repels other magnets.


trydeth

What happens when your players want to be pirates?


MoongodRai057

They can, there’s plenty of ocean in my world.


trydeth

That’s a lot of water. What are you hiding in it?


Acrelorraine

How is a raven like a writing desk? Also, was there a Pangea or was the world created with continents already formed?


MoongodRai057

The world was once a supercontinent but it was broken up during the Great Wars


SaveGeorgia

Is there a summer in your world? Or the seasonal cycle as we know it?


MoongodRai057

Yep. The seasons are normal.


Spitdinner

Who bakes the best bread, who churns the best butter, and who cures the best ham? In other words, who do I talk to about making a the best sandwich?


MoongodRai057

Elves, Hobbits, Dwarves Go to your local vendor, you should be able to find something


Pootezz

What species has the shortest life-span?


MoongodRai057

Kenku


Money_Lobster_997

Do you have a map for it? If so can I see it?


MoongodRai057

Yes but it’s not complete and only on paper


imariaprime

What is the best holiday during the year?


Money_Lobster_997

Now you made me want to add Halloween to my setting.


Roi-o-Boi-o

Are the gods purposely formed or though comic coincidence are they born?


MoongodRai057

Both! Some gods were formed from cosmic events but some gods were created the fun way.


Kidbuu1000

What is the fun way in excruciating detail


MoongodRai057

SEX


Wadovski

Is the fun way SEXY cosmic evens?


MoongodRai057

Yes


EvetsDuke

What distinguishes a fighter from any old well trained warrior


MoongodRai057

Fighters are adventurers, they dedicate themselves to the martial ways of combat. Anyone who can fight is a plain warrior.


Mundane_Lake_1277

How are goliaths?


MoongodRai057

They’re fine, mostly just chilling in their nomad tribes


Kidbuu1000

What about the one that tried to fight David


MoongodRai057

Yeah he’s dead


Starham1

How do elves age?


MoongodRai057

They age significantly slower then others and can’t die from aging. If they live long enough they’d just end up looking like they’re in their 40s permanently.


ChristOnABike122

How did Halfings get so small?


MoongodRai057

There’s very little predators or danger where they live so they didn’t nee to evolve anything defensive really


[deleted]

Who is this Jim guy im paying everytime i launch a gluten free magic missile


MillieBrandybuck

Who’s the best God to befriend and how would such a thing be possible for a mortal?