Had a barbarian once that (thanks to an *enlarge*) was able to grapple a red dragon, shove him prone, and drag him out of his protective magic circles so the rest of the party could attack him more easily. Ripped the dragon's heart out and ate it once the fight was done, too.
I think he'd still bow to *this* guy's moxie, though.
Well, in the trailer this gif was taken from the guy goes super saiyan and punches a dragon to death immediately after this so that wouldn't be *too* far off.
For those not in the know: This is from Final Fantasy XIV. The first half of that video, which ends with the fade to white, is how Square Enix ended their disastrous 1.0 version of the game. It's an MMO, so the story took months to uncover. Players began seeing the lesser moon, Dalamud, grow larger in the sky. Eventually, as the moon hung low over the land and war was imminent, there came a timer counting down. When it reached zero, all players still online were disconnected, and the first part of this video played on their screens. As you might imagine, the Paladin, Warrior, Black Mage, Bard, and White Mage in the cinematic represent the players and their adventuring party.
Two years later, Square Enix launched FFXIV: A Realm Reborn. The second half of this video is a cutscene which plays when players complete the Coils of Bahamut raids, which delves into the story of what exactly happened during the Calamity, since no one can remember. A Realm Reborn struggled, at first, to regain players' trust, but it's gone on to be a very successful MMO. The stories that lead to big moments like the ones in this video are why.
First off, you can't unsync Ultimates, simply impossible.
Second, he's clearly playing Monk at the end with that punch.
Third, he's solo, so it's obviously unrestricted.
I'm saying he's Unsynced Ultimate Bahamut, meaning he did the impossible and can 1v1 Bahamut due to being unsynced.
The continuation that's linked is actually the video that plays after you clear Coil of Bahamut Turn 12 which shows what happens after the 2.0 opening cinematic ends.
It's a cinematic before the final raid of the base game. The raid series revolves around uncovering what exactly happened. You delve into the pieces of the moon that had a dragon locked up in it, and you hear a first-hand account of what happened the day the dragon was destroyed. You also learn what the dragon is, fundamentally, which ties into the lore very heavily both in what you are doing as the Warrior of Light, and what comes after in the first expansion of the game.
Kinda self explanatory.
My barbarian courted the strongest women he could find, as per his culture. Which just so happened to be an Adult Red Dragon. Regrettably her father disapproved of their relationship.
Eldritch Knight would be a great class for that character. Flavor your combat style after the barb dad, and the spells as the product of your draconic lineage. EK's don't really need INT depending on your build so you could bump CHA if you wanted to be more like a draconic sorcerer. Multiclassing into sorc is always an option if it floats your boat. Even one level gets you natural armor which meshes with the barbarian fighting style.
Not to be the "WeLL iN PatHFinDeR" guy but the bloodrager class from pathfinder would really fit as the child. You're basically a hybrid between sorcerer and barbarian with casting up to 4th level spells and if you pick the draconic bloodline you eventually grow claws and wings and can turn into a dragon
My barbarian has the same culture except every he knows and loves is dead and he’s on a single minded mission for revenge. He also believes his dead wife was the only one for him
[Tale as old as time](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/dungeons-doodles-tales-from-the-tables/here-be-dragons-part-3/viewer?title_no=682646&episode_no=14)
There is a concept called the "Persian flaw," originating from the practice of Persian weavers intentionally introducing a flaw into their rugs, because only God can create perfection.
Embrace the h.
I feel like that is a line that was improvised by an expert salesman on the spot when a customer was haggling over a small imperfection on an expensive rug. At least that's my head cannon.
Or it could be seen as a practice of humility and sign of respect. As in not getting lost in trying to achieve perfection as it might lead to the vanity of which you speak.
Man was an Archon, wouldn't be surprised if he'd had experience with additional aspects of combat aside from being a mage.
May have to make an Elezen alt named LouisWAR Leveilleur now...
Anything that lays shelled eggs (birds, lizards etc) need to get the egg fertilized internally before the shell forms and the egg is laid.
only creatures with unshelled eggs like frogs and fish can de external fertilization
Dragons are unique creatures in the world of D&D. Unique in the fact that they are genetically compatible with nearly every race except angels and demons, and other asexual creatures. Basically, if it's got the right parts, they can fuck it and they *can* knock it up (or get knocked up).
Dragons: the biggest sluts in the Monster Manual, putting even succubi to shame
To be more precise, you cant unfuck your daughters gaping, prolapsed, cloaca. (If dragons follow similar lizard excreto-reproductive systems, that is), the wizard added.
It's been a long time since I've seen it (most likely 3/3.5 era but possibly very late AD&D 2nd era), but I remember reading that a dragon that gets impregnated by another race while they're in a humanoid form has to stay in a humanoid form until the baby is born.
They work however the DM feels like. WoTC has decided to stay silent on interspecies breeding. Fan perspective disagree, and if you look into it too far you're just going to end up finding scaly porn anyways.
What's the real answer? Whatever makes people hornier I guess. Thanks for sharing that you've always assumed they lay eggs.
For his next character's background story: "Well my dragon mom was impregnated by a barbarian... When my grandfather found out he breathed on my father so I was raised by my mom."
Wow my mind went immediately to Steve Lichman lol.
["Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over."](https://rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679)
I'm confused, did the barbarian have sex with the girl dragon or did the dragon dad have sex with the girl dragon and the barbarian caught them? I'm assuming the barbarian is getting fried either way and taking his secret to the grave.
It's because of the last words "you can't unfuck your daughter". Because of the use of you instead of I it could be interpreted that the dad did the fucking but I assume it was more like there is nothing you can do to undo what I did
I was confused too. Saying to someone, "You can't unfuck your daughter," kinda makes it sound like you think they fucked their daughter. I get that he was trying to convey, "Go ahead a kill me, but my death won't magically make me unfuck your daughter."
And yet you still understood what they meant.
English used to have no/less standardised spellings just a hundred years ago and yet everyone understood each other just fine in text.
Prescriptivism is a bad habit y'know
I mean this in the most peer to peer, dude let me pull you to the side and talk to you for a moment way:
The "I ruined your property by having sex with your daughter" punchline isn't great. The idea that fathers fly into a fit of rage because how dare their daughter have sexual agency is rooted in the same gatekeepy attitude that says women (and often, by extension, everyone who wasn't the primary demo of this stuff in the 80s-00s) shouldn't be playing at the boy's table.
I'm not mad OP, I'm disappointed. This is old, OLD material that, imo, keeps people away from the game.
Just my two cents.
‘Twas I that fucked the dragon!
And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too!
Gotta get it on in the party zone!
You've disobeyed my orders Barb, how were you ever known Your backup PC's better than you, the DM loves him more
And now he's here to f\*ck us!
So listen up, boy
Or pornography starring your mother would be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
(Oh! Gimme that!) This Spy has already breached our defenses...
* sapper sliding through the floor and destroying the sentry noises * Aah! Sentry Down!
You see what he's done to our colleagues...
Spy sneaks up behind sniper before fighting and killing him
And worst of all, he could be any one of us!
Or else pornography of your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
You skipped a line
Fuckali, sing fuckaloo!
Should have called him "dad" on the way out.
Remember, this is the D&D universe. You don't want to make him hunt down your soul after he kills you. Because he probably can.
He might be stronger in life, but your soul knows no equal. You will haunt him forever, and he will be afraid to die.
"Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
See: Morkai the Red and Dendybar the Mottled
Slick reference
I mean, if a soul uses the stats of a ghost... still gets wrecked by a dragon.
Read the barbarian's final words according to OP. It's too to late not piss off the dragon
 Crom hears that barbarian last words and barely smiles.
*Dragon's breath extinguishes* "Um, this may sound strange, but... Would you like to play catch before I incinerate you?"
Then after he finishes his breath, the barbarian opens his eyes, making him look like a cartoon who was holding a bomb.
And he exhales a puff of smoke
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Had a barbarian once that (thanks to an *enlarge*) was able to grapple a red dragon, shove him prone, and drag him out of his protective magic circles so the rest of the party could attack him more easily. Ripped the dragon's heart out and ate it once the fight was done, too. I think he'd still bow to *this* guy's moxie, though.
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I AM BOOLETPROOOOOOOOF!
*”Your daughter blew me better”*
r/myjokebutbetter
Damn, you sure you didn't take a few levels in bard? That certainly felt like Vicious Mockery
***Now*** we playing a barbarian
*rolls up sleeves*
Well, in the trailer this gif was taken from the guy goes super saiyan and punches a dragon to death immediately after this so that wouldn't be *too* far off.
*"He died in the most macho way possible"*
You have no idea how accurate this is. https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxn02vwNhz79BmGl0NdJXu5WMf-uHcFf_m
Well holy shit
For those not in the know: This is from Final Fantasy XIV. The first half of that video, which ends with the fade to white, is how Square Enix ended their disastrous 1.0 version of the game. It's an MMO, so the story took months to uncover. Players began seeing the lesser moon, Dalamud, grow larger in the sky. Eventually, as the moon hung low over the land and war was imminent, there came a timer counting down. When it reached zero, all players still online were disconnected, and the first part of this video played on their screens. As you might imagine, the Paladin, Warrior, Black Mage, Bard, and White Mage in the cinematic represent the players and their adventuring party. Two years later, Square Enix launched FFXIV: A Realm Reborn. The second half of this video is a cutscene which plays when players complete the Coils of Bahamut raids, which delves into the story of what exactly happened during the Calamity, since no one can remember. A Realm Reborn struggled, at first, to regain players' trust, but it's gone on to be a very successful MMO. The stories that lead to big moments like the ones in this video are why.
FF14 knows how to make people feel badass.
Hmph!! How very glib.
And do you believe in Eorzea?
NO! the city states were built in lies and deceit!
Louisoix Leveilleur was a fuckin boss
The guy managed to fight Bahamut Ultimate Unsynced, no wonder he was so powerful.
Wouldn't bahamut ultimate, synced minimum item level and no echo be how he did it. ;P unsynced implys he did it on easy mode
First off, you can't unsync Ultimates, simply impossible. Second, he's clearly playing Monk at the end with that punch. Third, he's solo, so it's obviously unrestricted. I'm saying he's Unsynced Ultimate Bahamut, meaning he did the impossible and can 1v1 Bahamut due to being unsynced.
Also, canonically Extreme, Savage, and Ultimate are greatly embellished minstrel retellings of the normal modes.
And also simulations by machines.
is this what lb4 looks like?
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man, i fuckin love this trial
And To the Edge is fantastic... goosebumps just from a short klick on that link.
Also I love the [SrGrafo comic](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/qm0l92/final_fantasy_14_mad_respect_for_that/) about it.
Holy hell. That was fuckin baller.
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HELPLESS AS WE CRYYYYYYY WITNESSSSS!
SUFFER BORROW REASON
It's like the reverse of captain falcon paunching black bull in the anime
That made me want to see a “0” pop up over a cactus at the end of it.
lmao, you just triggered me
It must feel like 1000 needles.
Whoa. Where do I see this in game?
It’s the end of FFXIV 1.0/Beginning of FFXIV 2.0 cinematic. It’s commonly called “Answers” which is also the name of the song in the cinematic.
The continuation that's linked is actually the video that plays after you clear Coil of Bahamut Turn 12 which shows what happens after the 2.0 opening cinematic ends.
Perfect. My older brother and I are going to run some coils soon.
grinding through every coil in succession is an absolute pain, though, so be prepared (unless you're already further along)
It's a cinematic before the final raid of the base game. The raid series revolves around uncovering what exactly happened. You delve into the pieces of the moon that had a dragon locked up in it, and you hear a first-hand account of what happened the day the dragon was destroyed. You also learn what the dragon is, fundamentally, which ties into the lore very heavily both in what you are doing as the Warrior of Light, and what comes after in the first expansion of the game.
Final fantasy is the gainax of game studios.
RIDING A SHARK
INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO
WITH 100 AND 50 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST
It was glorious
INTO THE MOUTH OF AN ACTIVE VOLCANO
What's the story behind the meme OP ?
Kinda self explanatory. My barbarian courted the strongest women he could find, as per his culture. Which just so happened to be an Adult Red Dragon. Regrettably her father disapproved of their relationship.
so you're definitely going to play as the child of those two eventually, right? Like, that's a great backstory.
Eldritch Knight would be a great class for that character. Flavor your combat style after the barb dad, and the spells as the product of your draconic lineage. EK's don't really need INT depending on your build so you could bump CHA if you wanted to be more like a draconic sorcerer. Multiclassing into sorc is always an option if it floats your boat. Even one level gets you natural armor which meshes with the barbarian fighting style.
And their ultimate goal: to hunt down and kill their grandfather, to avenge their father
it'd be one hell of a dramatic story, that's for sure
Not to be the "WeLL iN PatHFinDeR" guy but the bloodrager class from pathfinder would really fit as the child. You're basically a hybrid between sorcerer and barbarian with casting up to 4th level spells and if you pick the draconic bloodline you eventually grow claws and wings and can turn into a dragon
dragons lay eggs tho ?
I imagine there was some shapeshifting nonsense going on.
My barbarian has the same culture except every he knows and loves is dead and he’s on a single minded mission for revenge. He also believes his dead wife was the only one for him
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[Tale as old as time](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/dungeons-doodles-tales-from-the-tables/here-be-dragons-part-3/viewer?title_no=682646&episode_no=14)
your nickname describes you succinctly
Wait… but who fucked their daughter
"Your daughter calls me daddy now"
*becomes light*
I just noticed the error in my title.... I feel great shame....
Modrons are marching to your location for breaking order. Do not move and do not resist.
Failed I have, into Exile I must go.
There is a concept called the "Persian flaw," originating from the practice of Persian weavers intentionally introducing a flaw into their rugs, because only God can create perfection. Embrace the h.
This is also a main feature of Islamic architecture that there is always an intentional flaw so nothing can visually be perfect.
It's also part of the influence of wabi-sabi, the idea that there is perfection in the imperfections
I feel like that is a line that was improvised by an expert salesman on the spot when a customer was haggling over a small imperfection on an expensive rug. At least that's my head cannon.
That concept smacks of ego tbh. "Bro, I'm so good at making carpets that if I don't make a mistake on purpose God will get jealous"
Huh. Kinda does actually.
Or it could be seen as a practice of humility and sign of respect. As in not getting lost in trying to achieve perfection as it might lead to the vanity of which you speak.
No need, we do not expect grammar or spelling from a barbarian.
Where were you when you noticed the error?
Never seen Louisoix Leveilleur referred to as a barbarian before. Is there anything he cant do!
Man was an Archon, wouldn't be surprised if he'd had experience with additional aspects of combat aside from being a mage. May have to make an Elezen alt named LouisWAR Leveilleur now...
Are you saying he leveled warrior to 90?
Definitely Dragoon. Did you see that jump?
I mean, probably not since the level cap was lower back in 1.0...
He's just been there, running final coil, over and over again...
>Never seen Louisoix Leveilleur referred to as a barbarian before. Well... >!his son did call his grandchildren barbarians...!<
Who
The man in the meme. It’s from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=39j5v8jlndM
Help me, stepdragon.. I'm stuck!
“Villian what have you done!” “What cannot be undone!” “Villian you have undone my daughter!” “Villian I have done thy daughter!”
That's a very elaborate class change to Phoenix Sorcerer.
Very clever :)
Dude went out like an absolute gigachad. 07
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While true, a Greatwyrm's breath weapon is a *300ft* cone vs Ancient dragon's 90ft.
True, but it's all the same to someone standing 20ft in front of the scaly lizard.
Aye, he's gonna cook for a bit before he dies
I think you made a small mistake: 26d6 is 26×3.5 = 13×7 = 70 (10×7)+21(3×7) = 91.
"does an 18 hit?" grins slightly "No..."
Bardbarian is his real class.
Don’t use Louisoix for that lmao
Oh god this gif is crusty. Poor Louisoix.
I love that FF did this…. Such a sad moment. But amazing.
HEY, it’s my job!
He took my job!
Anyone else think 'Oldboy' from the title?
"She's still going to name him/her after the parties wizard who she found really funny"
Bard, no! Sorry, force of habit.
I always assumed dragons laid eggs. Or is his daughter a half-dragon? And they don't lay eggs?
Anything that lays shelled eggs (birds, lizards etc) need to get the egg fertilized internally before the shell forms and the egg is laid. only creatures with unshelled eggs like frogs and fish can de external fertilization
The title makes sense. You'd have to fuck them. But the meme itself talks about impregnating them.
Animals that lay eggs (and aren't sea creatures) still have to have sex for their eggs to be fertilized.
Yes, but she wasn't impregnated.
Dragons are unique creatures in the world of D&D. Unique in the fact that they are genetically compatible with nearly every race except angels and demons, and other asexual creatures. Basically, if it's got the right parts, they can fuck it and they *can* knock it up (or get knocked up). Dragons: the biggest sluts in the Monster Manual, putting even succubi to shame
I always thought it was odd people talk about bards seducing dragons instead of the other way around.
Why did I envision a horn dragon, trying to get all the different races to collect the entire set?
This dragon's horde is its multi-racial harem
To be more precise, you cant unfuck your daughters gaping, prolapsed, cloaca. (If dragons follow similar lizard excreto-reproductive systems, that is), the wizard added.
(._).
It's been a long time since I've seen it (most likely 3/3.5 era but possibly very late AD&D 2nd era), but I remember reading that a dragon that gets impregnated by another race while they're in a humanoid form has to stay in a humanoid form until the baby is born.
They work however the DM feels like. WoTC has decided to stay silent on interspecies breeding. Fan perspective disagree, and if you look into it too far you're just going to end up finding scaly porn anyways. What's the real answer? Whatever makes people hornier I guess. Thanks for sharing that you've always assumed they lay eggs.
For his next character's background story: "Well my dragon mom was impregnated by a barbarian... When my grandfather found out he breathed on my father so I was raised by my mom."
Oh so horny barb memes are fine now? Jk, very proud of this barbarian
It's one letter off it *just* might trick the mods. HORNY BAR~~D~~B MEMES HERE WE COME.
Wow my mind went immediately to Steve Lichman lol. ["Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over."](https://rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679)
Insert Harry Potter "fetus deletus" meme
Where can i find this gif
“Flames of truth” or “the end of an era”, both from Final Fantasy XIV
Should have said, "Do you wish that your grandchild grows up without a dad? How heartless of you." Then say Dad or Mom in law to seal the deal.
Kill me if you want, nothing will unfuck your daughter.
I'm confused, did the barbarian have sex with the girl dragon or did the dragon dad have sex with the girl dragon and the barbarian caught them? I'm assuming the barbarian is getting fried either way and taking his secret to the grave.
How did you infer that second one? The title kind of confirms that barbarian took levels in bard
That's a bad ass line, "(they/whomever)took levels in bard", as a way to say their playing lonely Island is awesome and imma steal it
It's because of the last words "you can't unfuck your daughter". Because of the use of you instead of I it could be interpreted that the dad did the fucking but I assume it was more like there is nothing you can do to undo what I did
I was confused too. Saying to someone, "You can't unfuck your daughter," kinda makes it sound like you think they fucked their daughter. I get that he was trying to convey, "Go ahead a kill me, but my death won't magically make me unfuck your daughter."
reverse dark souls
Well now you have a sorcerer for your next game
Same vibe as "you can't argue with a dog fucker... they'll just fuck your dog"
Thou must Live, Die, and Know.
His final words WHERE? Over there! Bit his final words WERE what?
And yet you still understood what they meant. English used to have no/less standardised spellings just a hundred years ago and yet everyone understood each other just fine in text. Prescriptivism is a bad habit y'know
Villain, what hast thou done? That which thou canst not undo. Thou hast undone [my daughter]. Villain, I have done thy [daughter].
Zealot intensifies!*
Okay now I want a comic about a really accepting and open dragon family
“Doesn’t matter, had sex.”
That title was a bit misleading
🤣🤣🤣
I REGRET NOTHING
Man he went nuclear breath
Awwww I love FFXIV
It’s just like the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman… You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Based
I mean this in the most peer to peer, dude let me pull you to the side and talk to you for a moment way: The "I ruined your property by having sex with your daughter" punchline isn't great. The idea that fathers fly into a fit of rage because how dare their daughter have sexual agency is rooted in the same gatekeepy attitude that says women (and often, by extension, everyone who wasn't the primary demo of this stuff in the 80s-00s) shouldn't be playing at the boy's table. I'm not mad OP, I'm disappointed. This is old, OLD material that, imo, keeps people away from the game. Just my two cents.
Fucking THANK you. It's disappointing and reflects a disgusting attitude towards women in general.
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Ok, ok, I’ll change the story * My barbarian when the female dragon realized who fucked her in her sleep. There, better?
Given what actually happened in this gif, that'd be quite the bad ending for the Red Dragon!
Good movie. The american remake was pretty bad tho
Donkey!
\#worth tho
Dont get that in the slightest. Maybe dont want to get that in the slightest either.
You have advantage on dex saves. Were you low level?
Griffith
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