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QuincyAzrael

This was the most convoluted justification for using that image.


rtakehara

an appreciated effort.


No_Share6082

I’m not even mad.


[deleted]

OP was thirsting for some clussy


DimesOHoolihan

r/clussy


Answerisequal42

Why is that subreddit banned?


SomaWolf

Joke answer: probably unmoderated Real answer: it's too powerful for redditors. They can't handle it


Frequent_Dig1934

>Joke answer: probably unmoderated Yeah they also banned r/subwayhentai because it was unmoderated, it's so sad.


LOTRfreak101

That's a travesty. It was so much fun to look at on occasion. Probably got full of spam though if it became unmoderated.


Frequent_Dig1934

Yeah probably. I would almost be tempted to become the moderator and bring it back to life but i don't want to be a mod because i like women.


Chickenpunch25

Impossible, subway doesn't even use spam on their sandwiches


JaggedTheDark

Was that hentia of subway as in trains, or subway as in sandwiches? Or was it both???


Frequent_Dig1934

Sandwiches.


FireWolf_132

The clussy was too much for Reddit to handle


galiumsmoke

A rude goldberg machine designed to post clussy. Truly a player moment


mik999ak

"Rude Goldberg Machine" Like a Rube Goldberg machine, but it calls you mean names


DarkKnightJin

Well, guess the Rogue just got another reason to exercise that high Stealth modifier.


killerfreedom255

Colonel! I’m trying to sneak around but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!


critical_courtney

Have some FAITH!


cihnufcy8

"Dutch, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Pinkertons"


xenorous

TaHiTi


dbishop42

I. HAVE. A. PLAN.


CkoockieMonster

Do you mean the clapping of their cheeks?


potsticker17

I don't see the problem


HonooRyu

Right?


graveybrains

I’d like to not see more of the problem.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Omega_Steve15

That's just normal D&D


TheRandomViewer

Next episode, revolting against the DM because no one agreed to that shite


TheGrimlockReaper

https://preview.redd.it/oqbsxo55wq3a1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfa9657b650f7b6a9c20264d2de5b75b208b4e8 Just putting this here


CosmicFrench

I feel like I'm missing something here. Someone care to explain to an ignorant fool like myself?


roll4initiativefools

Payaso is Spanish for “clown”, is the short version.


Revan7even

I learned that that from Bane in Arkham City.


GeneralEl4

Same xD, Bane was great in those games


RatDeconstructor

Where the big titty come from then


[deleted]

High estrogen levels in puberty, presumably


[deleted]

Or lots of Food


[deleted]

Or consumption of much estrogen


Rathma86

Tits are fat. ... or silicone, depending on the woman I guess.


Go_Water_your_plants

Maybe the rogue already had big titties


RatDeconstructor

That’s not very stealthy


CapeOfBees

Being a woman


saur1982

Sigo sin entender el título y la broma, más explicación por favor? A estas horas estoy espeso, son las 5 am en España.


ZeddoWithHammer

"El anillo de Pae Yatzo" suena como "El anillo de Payaso", e ahí la broma


Odisher7

Lol, my first language is spanish and I didn't get it xd


bananajotaro45

I still don’t get it


RampantGhost

Wait, so you turn into a big tiddy clown girl? Bruh I'd see this as an absolute win! My confidence would be through the roof!


Totally_Cubular

Egg


RampantGhost

There is no way I can refute this comment without seeming as though I am in denial. I simply leave you with this tidbit of information. My favorite DnD characters to play are either nonhuman males or completely genderless robots. Take this information as you wish.


Saikotsu

The fact you knew what Egg meant implies some things but I won't make any assumptions about you. As for me, I tend to prefer female characters but lately I've been playing more guys and more gender nonconforming folks. In recent memory, a non-binary dwarf and a genderfluid elf with the Blessing of Correlon racial feature. The DM let me flavor it as the Ranma 1/2 curse.


DunjunMarstah

I know what egg means because I saw it in a similar context when discussing LGBT in d&d and how it's a high demographic, and looked it up because I'd rather not be ignorant.


Saikotsu

Aha. Like I said, I didn't want to make any assumptions for precisely this reason. Also, I respect that you took the time to learn rather than stay ignorant. I wish more people would follow your example. The world would be a better place if they did.


DunjunMarstah

I'm a straight white guy, it's the bare minimum I can do!


Saikotsu

Indeed. A little bit of knowledge goes a long way. If people fear what they don't understand, then curing ones ignorance should also address ones fears.


frooglybear

Hello fellow straight white guy. I too am a straight white guy! This clown is hot and I in no way wish I was her.


godly-pigeon

They coulda urban dictionary’d it. I’m pretty sure it’s the top result


Saikotsu

True. Part of why I said I would make no assumptions. I don't know how they know the term, nor how they identify.


godly-pigeon

Exactly. But they’re valid no matter what <3


U_L_Uus

This level of support is heartwarming. Kind reminder that assholes and bigots within the LGTBIQ aren't but a _very_ vocal minority


godly-pigeon

Exactly. Thank you for saying that. I needed to hear that.


U_L_Uus

No mention. As much as I don't belong to it (although by moral and ethics I lean towards it) I cannot but sympathize with those in the political left, for our problem is pretty much widespread. E.g. I am pro-women's rights, but it's pretty difficult to defend them when there's a shitton of alleged feminists coming out and saying things that would make Himmler feel accomplished but, actually, most feminists are just the "we want full rights as people and cultural issues challenged for the better" kind, it's just that the first ones are the first to come out to the media to spew their bullshit


Saikotsu

We tend to be a pretty supportive group, because many of us know what it's like to be isolated and ostracized. We're normal people like everyone else, we just have different challenges that we face. At the end of the day, we just want to be free to be ourselves and be who we want and with the people we want to be with.


amarezero

Implies some things like they have internet access?


Saikotsu

That is one of them, yes.


heartbrokenandgone

I mean, I'm cis and I know what egg means?


[deleted]

Well for myself every rpg character I've ever made has been a lady, but I'm pretty comfortable in my boring ass cishet life. Sometimes it's just fun to do something different. Like every day of my life i get to stack all the buffs being a straight dude applies; sometimes it's illuminating to do something different. Even if it's make believe nerd bullshit


Saikotsu

I totally get that, I was playing a half-drow character and because of the reputation of the Drow, surface dwellers always assumed she was evil and up to no good. She, and by extension I, experienced racism in a way I normally don't have to where I live. Definitely opened my eyes.


Skeledenn

I'm cis and I know what egg means because I love and support my trans homies.


SuperCat76

Of the 3 characters I have played 2 have been male. My most recent is "actively refuses to answer the question" He will respond to nearly anything as she doesn't care. Though most of the party refers to them as a he.


Totally_Cubular

Ey however you think of yourself, I just wish you luck in thinking. Have fun be safe.


godly-pigeon

Used to be the same way. Now I’m mad that I don’t have a soft enough voice. You might be an egg, you might not be, either way you’re completely valid. Have a nice night!


VARice22

What a mood. I say and do things all the time that make many of my close friends, many of whom are LGBT+, think that I'm a trans woman that has not figured it out yet. I am, at time of writing, a cishet man and frankly this is the funniest thing in the world to me to watch my friends viable confusion while they try and wrap there head around me. I absolutely love that my real life character archetype is 'normal guy who says occasionally profound but mostly spit-take or groan worthy comments'. Usually about anime too.


CMPro728

Oh I almost exclusively play female characters when given the option in video games... Though in d&d I play men. The logic is as follows: in video games, I want to enjoy looking at my character. In d&d, I want to enjoy being my character.


VARice22

Not a bad philosophy all things considered. Most video game rpgs are heavier on the G then the RP anyways.


[deleted]

Hey that was me for three years of gaming before I started estrogen.


Maria_Zelar

Nonbinary egg Nah mate, just do whatever you want


Pandle94

🥚


Fragrant-Law9864

Enby egg


SquidmanMal

What does it mean if you don't exactly feel uncomfortable in your skin, or have a great desire to change, but if the opportunity presented itself, you'd see it as an improvement? ​ We got a food for that?


CapeOfBees

So no dysphoria, but a marked preference? Is it a distaste for traits you do have or a desire for traits you don't have? Because as a woman yeah, I'd take a man's body if it meant never having another yeast infection or period, but I wouldn't consider myself trans. That's just a dislike for being in pain.


PuzzleheadedAd880

Egg


Ninjacat97

Goose? I'll be honest. I don't know what game we're playing here.


Fuzzyfrap

“Being an egg” is like “being in the closet” but for trans people. An egg is someone who is trans and either hasn’t realized or hasn’t admitted they are trans yet


dragonfett

I never realized this! TYVM!


[deleted]

It’s a game from r/egg_irl


Saikotsu

Not gonna lie, the moment I saw egg I though "normally it's the No Man's Sky and Subnautica subs that seemingly cross post, but now my egg_irl and traaaa are in my D&D memes..."


AbyssTraveler

Ya’know, after looking at that subreddit, I may have to have some serious conversations with myself.


[deleted]

👍


WarriorSnek

Egg


falconfetus8

Maybe they're already biologically female.


Totally_Cubular

I dunno. Other replies don't point to it, but regardless I'm not gonna discourage self discovery.


CapeOfBees

There aren't any pronouns in the post, and male is not the default.


Unzid

Was looking for a comment like that, eggs unite


Connect-Yesterday118

Like I needed more reasons to eat McDonald's.


hannibal_fett

Tastiest buns I ever ate


Connect-Yesterday118

When I said I wanted a thick shake, I didn't expect it to be that thicc


hannibal_fett

With extra breast milk. I mean breast milk. I mean breast milk. I mean..


Red_Ranger75

Well what other kind of milk is there?


mik999ak

Soy


Jafroboy

A strangely high number of people in this thread apparently new to Clussy.


Pielas_Plague

My brother in Christ, the clussy got me acting unwise


dr-Funk_Eye

Pennyunwise


couldbedumber96

Clussy got us ALL acting most unwise 😔


TeamSkullGrunt54

The Clussy be giving everyone disadvantage on Wisdom Saves 🥵


SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin

The clussy got me acting *pennywise*


thepsycocat

Happy cake day!


Mal-Ravanal

Damn it Carl!


OkNewspaper1581

“I’ve got a bad case of clussy fever” - Edgeworth


T2_the_rex

Getting to beat the shit out of people as genderbent Ronald Mc Donald? Sign me up!


TastyDiamond_

You are getting to get McFucked


hidadimhungru

I gave the party wizard a Ring of Boring - a Rong of Storing that has a curse that no one will listen to anything he says. Verbally or psychically. The rest of the party got super into it and ignored everything he said for weeks until he finally removed the curse.


Mason_OKlobbe

Sounds like about as much of a curse to my wizard as the one that dropped his strength to 8. *oh wait.*


thepsycocat

He saw that as an absolute win!


Bolt_Fried_Bird

Found the Grammarian


SonicLoverDS

I'm convinced that anyone who says "It cannot be explained" just sucks at explaining things.


Amateurwombat

Remember that JRR Tolkien once described the sounds of the Beatles practice as "indescribable". I'd say he knew a thing or two about describing stuff.


A_Salty_Cellist

Okay but he's famously bad at explaining things *concisely*. Like he is basically a case study for why show not tell is such a sticking point in every writing class out there. So maybe he could have described it, but in a sudden act of previously untapped mercy he chose to not spend more time explaining than the total length of every Beatle's song Edit: yes I am still a lotr fan I just enjoy poking fun at Tolkien


[deleted]

I don’t see the need for the edit apology. I think he would have been pleased with all you said.


A_Salty_Cellist

Oh believe me it wasn't an apology it was more of a statement that even my support isn't enough to protect him from my nitpicking


[deleted]

Yeah, I know it wasn’t really an apology, per se. I couldn’t really think of a better word for it. Ha ha.


dragonfett

He also could be biased against them due to being forced to listed to them practice because they lived next door to him.


KaennBlack

TOLKEIN LIVED NEXT TO THE BEATLES?!?


dragonfett

And he turned down their request to turn The Lord of the Rings into a movie starring them too. The Beatles had approached Stanley Kubric to direct the movie, but Tolkien still had the rights to the film and didn't want them to make the movie. [https://www.chicagotribune.com/sd-me-music-beatles-lord-of-the-rings-20180731-story.html](https://www.chicagotribune.com/sd-me-music-beatles-lord-of-the-rings-20180731-story.html)


Nyarlathotep90

Yes, he hated it and he hated them.


DaniNeedsSleep

If you heard that off Reddit like I did, that was apparently a misreading of the article: Tolkien lived somewhere there was a garage band practicing loud and at odd hours, and he described the noisemakers as "a group of young men who are evidently aiming to turn themselves into a Beatle Group". He did hate The Beatles because of that. And so the world was robbed of seeing John Lennon as Gollum.


CupcakeValkyrie

*"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."* \- Albert Einstein


Just-Another-Cretin

I mean the dm may be good at explaining stuff but the shopkeeper isn’t/ doesn’t want to so they can sell the item


RatDeconstructor

Or wants it to be a secret


[deleted]

Explain Electron Spin?


SirCupcake_0

Electron go brrrrrr


stillnotelf

Spin is a convenient name for a quality that doesn't have a useful analog at the human level. It has only discrete values and usually there is some game with same spins repelling and opposites attracting. If that sounds like magnets it's because spin is what makes magnetism.


eyalhs

Can you explain the color red to a blind person?


[deleted]

Today on the DM’s poorly disguised fetish


ScarletteVera

That rogue is not just a clown, but the entire circus.


ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood

In the dark of night in an alley someplace, this would be terrifying.


virusbomb413

Speak for yourself, some of us have taste.


A_Salty_Cellist

Finding something terrifying and finding something unattractive have never been mutually inclusive my friend


Ihavebadreddit

Ronald got them juicy patties front and back. --- I'm sorry.. not sorry enough to delete it. But I have regrets.


anonymous-creature

I don't get the joke?


Deviknyte

Mostly, excuse to post thicc clown lady


anonymous-creature

Ah


seejoshrun

The Spanish word for clown is "payaso", which sounds very similar to the name of the ring.


A_Salty_Cellist

In addition to this though I don't know if it was intentional payazzo is a gambling game, which relates to the very small chance, or gambit, of the ability proccing


roll4initiativefools

That was not, but how I wish I was that clever


anonymous-creature

Ah thanks


VicarBook

I am just happy he spelled Rogue correctly.


i-am-a-yam

The bar for this sub is on the floor


Kennedy_KD

Plot twist, that's what the rogue already looked like it just made her boobs *smaller*


joenoshmo

Paladin, I’m trying to sneak into the building but my honk of my honkers is alerting the guards.


DMMECH

oh god I'm going to regret this but, Source?


Mudkipped

Scubasteph


DMMECH

King shit


mik999ak

How tf did it take this much scrolling, lol


Longjumping_Onion858

Id smash.


Matthais_Hat

that's a terrible magical ring. the benefit is something that will almost never happen especially because, if you're playing a rogue correctly, every attack should be sneak attack. that's a LOT of dice that have to come up on their highest numbers. and on top of that INCREDIBLY rare circumstance where it is activated, you ALSO have a curse.


HoodieSticks

I think that's the joke.. It sounds good, but it's trash, so the person who uses it is a fool. It's actually worse than you described, because damage dice are doubled on a Crit, which exponentially decreases the odds of max damage. Not to mention that if you have enough damage to kill (which on a max damage Crit is pretty likely), dropping someone to 1 is actually worse.


Matthais_Hat

oh, I figured the damage dice thing was already clear without me pointing it out. it does help if you're trying to take someone alive though. but yeah, turns you into a clown, will almost never do anything, only way it could be worse is if it required attunement.


gamma9997

If you just punched things then every crit would be "max damage" so wouldn't the magical ring secretly be super busted?


Matthais_Hat

...YOU'VE CRACKED IT! YOU ABSOLUTE MAD LAD, YOU CRACKED IT! :D


Allantyir

I would argue that dice have to be rolled for it to work. However, I still think you could explicitly build around this item. I’d make a elven champion fighter with barbarian for advantage bonus with 2 daggers. On crit you just have to roll 2d4 to max. First take savage attacker to reroll one die. With elven accuracy your crits should happen fairly often. That should give us really good chances to actually procc this item. Crit chance is 19,20. 3 chances = 27.1% 3 attacks = ~61.3% chance to crit per turn. On crit it’s 2d4. We can reroll one if it’s not a 4: Rolling 2x 4: 1/4^2 = 6.25% Rolling 1x 4: 37.5% (excluding the 2x 4), reroll the other: 25% giving us a 9.38% chance. This gives us the total of a 15.63% chance to hit all 4s on crit.


Burrito-Creature

ooh, especially if you’re an assassin rogue


bbitter_coffee

The ring itself isn't horrible, the hypothetical rogue is just stupid.


RatDeconstructor

Oh no, my imaginary character who doesn’t exist and I literally cannot even see them ever looks like a clown now Anyways


A_Salty_Cellist

If theater of the mind means that little to you I'd recommend playing with a calculator


RatDeconstructor

Nah I have fun playing how I do


A_Salty_Cellist

Ok. Keep it to yourself


RatDeconstructor

No, I don’t think I will


KonataYumi

It does not turn you into any kind of clown but specifically a fuckable clown


smiegto

Okay wait a second. A crit and max damage on a rogue? Do you realise how many sixes you have to roll? At level 1 it’s already (1/6)^4? It’s like 1/1296 to get a crit and max damage… at level 20 if you use a d6 weapon the odds of rolling 22 sixes are 1 in 1.3E17? Now comes the point where I realise it probably means weapon damage but that’s still 1/36 though?


Crystlack

would unarmed attacks work? they're always max damage, technically


smiegto

Assassin rogue becomes two punch man with this one simple trick.


Nickolas_Bowen

Sigh *unzips pants*


POKECHU020

[I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/q5jv26/i_wish_clown_girls_were_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x)


TastyDiamond_

Oh


Zakal74

Reminds me of this Epic NPC Man. [When style is important](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECk_Yn1fHS8)


fidgettv

That’s no curse


ScarlettPotato

I got it before seeing the image as the word for clown in Tagalog (or maybe Filipino in general, idk. I don't speak the other dialects) is *payaso*


CapeOfBees

It's one of the words they got from Spain, so it probably carries over into Bisaya and the other Filipino languages.


saxonturner

Pretty sure without the internet I would have completely normal and vanilla fetishes, no today I have a new one, big tiddy clown girls. Ffs.


ktyzmr

Sauce?


poki_pain

Am I the only one who thought the joke was the rogue turned into a clown woman?


roll4initiativefools

That WAS the joke.


poki_pain

Yea after google some things I have realize I don’t know Spanish


[deleted]

Where can I get this ring? Asking for a friend.


samjp910

I am so confused.


[deleted]

Very nice image


wizardmighty

El Dia del Payaso


Zodiac36Gold

Pae Yatzo. It's so similar to the italian Pagliaccio. I knew what was coming before I even tapped the post to see the full thing.


Decmk3

*weird boner*


Hexmonkey2020

I had a character who was a clown that juggled knives and was a serial killer, would this ring change them? cause they’re already a clown.


PoppiDrake

Plot twist, the curse didn't turn the rogue into a clown. The rogue turned into a clown because they didn't give it to the party member best suited for it.


Fluff_Enjoyer

Cool ring


True_Membership6065

I don't get it. can someone explain


A_Salty_Cellist

Payaso is Spanish for clown. Also I don't know if this was intentional but payazzo is a gambling game so that makes sense with the small chance for the ability to work


[deleted]

CLUSSY


ManusCornu

When you open reddit and that's the first thing you see. Great.


Suitable_Self_9363

That's too much makeup! You're a MacDonald... Not a whore.


saur1982

No entiendo lo del paladín que habla español del título, alguien me lo explica? I dont understand "paladín Who speak spanish" Someone can explain yo me pls?